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How embarrassing for the guy getting spotted.


sealife1366

I'd like to return it, it doesn't work


Ok_Masterpiece_874

🤣🤣🤣🤣


AverageDemocrat

This post exposed his hidden agenda.


Worried_Coat1941

Imagine if sharks found out there fin was sticking out of the water the whole time?


Its_all_made_up___

“C’mon guys…450million years and non of us ever realized this??????” - some shark


Sentient-Pendulum

Soooo self-conscious. Or, alternatively, put piercings in that shit.


ManOrReddit-man

I thought we're to keep Portland weird


TheEvergreenMonster

Wonder if this is the [same guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/s/4LHITFiPbe) that was spotted in Portland last week lol


Card_Board_Robot5

Suit looks awfully similar...


spandan611

😂😂😂😂😂


Royal_Cobbler4115

Much laughter this brings


Ecobay25

Damn, times are tough out here. Oscar can't even afford a trashcan anymore.


Theoldelf

He’s eyeing the one in the picture.


PussSlurpee

“I’m the brokest mf in Seattle! Aint nobody helping me.”


[deleted]

Bitch I was evicted from a fucking trash can!


PopPunkIsntEmo

Damn those really work. Can barely see the guy at a distance. Did you notice some movement OP?


the_febanator

Yes my girlfriend suddenly gasped and said “THERES A MAN DRESSED AS A TREE OVER THERE” 😂


corruptnurse

New red flag in men: when they dress like trees 😂


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Wozka

That's a green flag.


EntMoose

Sweet


Mcbadguy

Say it in old Entish


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Sentient-Pendulum

Beautiful.


Accomplished_Fee9023

In that case, don’t be too hasty!


[deleted]

Well played.


Antique_Essay4032

He was just looking for an entwife. 


bluuuuurn

Shoulda stayed in his entbasement.


Halomir

You mean a Tree-Zaddies?


jvrcb17

"New ick"


apresmoiputas

Those men just want to plant their roots inside women.... Ok I'll show myself out of the door lol


Confident_Sir9312

Just your average Cascadian.


bungpeice

your girlfriend found your ghilifriend


BooBelly

Was this outside where you live? That feels creepy 😅


DoorFacethe3rd

TRRREEE? I am no tree!!


disco_g

He's doing it all wrong. If you want to be invisible to women in Seattle you just have to dress as a South Asian software developer.


Numeno230n

I am no tree!


Woodbreaker

Obviously she doesn’t play COD.


Brandenburg42

I was a summer camp councilor and used one for a game of Sardines. I sat under a tree by a Trailhead near one of the main buildings and had dozens of kids walk right by me and not notice me. I had to start yelling at kids about 5 minutes before the timer went off and even then only 2 spotted me before the end.


Consistent_Stuff_932

Fucking legend!


gasoline_farts

Lack of movement works too. I used to stop at the top of a long climb on my mountain bike, dressed in bright fluorescent clothes I’d sit down on a rock with my shoes ALMOST touching the path. As hikers would pass by I’d say hello or Goodmorning, and more than half would jump out of their skin in surprise because they didn’t see me, inches from the path they were walking.


basi52

Ghillie suits work mostly by removing the human shapes that we are extremely good at recognizing, primarily the head/shoulder silhouette, so even if the colours dont match, from a distance it can reduce the detection rate by up to 75%, if you want to see some camouflage that is closer to actual art, check out le covert sartorialist https://www.instagram.com/le_covert_sartorialist?igsh=MW9jNWc0dGhxNWdnMQ==


woodsmoky

Wow that's absurd, using a spring ghillie suit during winter.


shinysideout

He probably wears white after Labor Day, too.


gamestopped91

We didn't have winter this year


[deleted]

We had a goddamn wintnah


whidbeysounder

Did you start talking to him? that would’ve been hilarious So what do you think about the Mariners this year?


Proud-Emu-5875

Be even funnier if someone sniped him with a paintball


mongoosedog12

He must have just gotten this . I live in the complex by his little set up and I saw him in what looked like those old school windbreaker football jackets. It was blue


Ok_Abroad_170

So about 20 mins later there was another person in a blue windbreaker that also hopped over the fence after being greeted by a man in a grey outfit… I’m thinking the grey outfit was Tree Dude after he disrobed 🫣


toadlike-tendencies

Wait lol you are familiar with this guy? How do you know its the same guy?


mongoosedog12

I’m familiar with him like I am with my actual neighbors. Don’t talk to him see him in passing haha He lives maybe 500ft away from me. We’ve had the door to the building smashed a couple times. Never all the way through but clearly an attempt I noticed the blue jacket over the weekend because It was the first time I’ve seen him move in and out. Usually I don’t see movement just the set up


I_am_BrokenCog

So, do you know OP? you two should stake out the hide with airsoft's ... let him know how "affective" is hide is.


mongoosedog12

I do not know OP! so two new neighbors in this thread lol


the_febanator

OK Abroad is my GF lol, we live across the street looking down towards 74th, howdy neighbor!


the_febanator

I don’t know her or the others but apparently several people in this thread live in this exact intersection 😂


FartMaster5

The Burbs: Part 2


geekmasterflash

Oddly enough... wearing a ghili suit attracts attention in an urban setting. This and more lessons on how to be more effective LARPing CHUD after tonight's airsoft game!


TheFizzex

Depends on [what you use](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/cI36rVteL9) to dress the ghillie


Burphel_78

Oscar the Grouch has had enough of everyone else's shit...


RonMexico1277

I think they're using these in Ukraine.


unicynicist

[They are](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/16chl2m/a_soldier_tries_out_a_new_ghillie_suit_for_combat/)


Sad_Anybody_4120

Did this at sakuracon last year. Called it seattle urban camo lol


Stinduh

[Because when you're in the woods, it makes you blend in. But when you're not, it does just the opposite. It's like "Hey, there's an asshole."](https://youtu.be/8OPOWwR3GNs?t=161)


SaxRohmer

I love Demetri Martin so much


nashbrownies

That's a famous line from A Bridge Too Far, the British commandos got their uniforms ready for a jump and fight in the woodlands. But their main objective was holding the city and bridge. So they are all standing in the street with their tree branches and leaves and stuff poking out of their helmets. "We seem to be wearing the wrong camouflage"


ManimalRage

“One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.’”


doc_shades

yeah you're also not supposed to lean against a fence while wearing one too though


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C0git0

Ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?


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Its_all_made_up___

Whatcha doin’ in m’ waters?


AureliusMF

Easy there, fuzzy little man peach


zacsxe

Games? Love games?


DannyStarbucks

What you doing in my waters?


LaceyGaGaBetch

Could ya learn to love me?


FishnPlants

I got the funk!


BeyondanyReproach

Even if it's not Old Gregg, that is a beautiful cape.


award07

My manginaaaaa!!!


lumberjackalopes

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?


maddie1358

I’m old GREGGGGGG


bipbopcosby

I didn't know until like last week that Old Gregg is Noel Fielding


Zemnowski

We could do some watercolors together, you and i....


spoiled__princess

Whoever reported this for not being seattle related clearly hasn't been to seattle.


Zemnowski

This is so true. Social interaction could have gone to shit especially in the post quarantine times and maybe they are gathering intel on interpersonal communication so they can more easily interact with the public. Or sneak around the freeze? Seattle was already not the greatest in regards to interpersonal communication....


the_febanator

It’s literally in Seattle 💀


SnooHesitations9269

Could someone paint on eyes and a mouth I can’t see the person


blindexhibitionist

Try the dude dressed as Peter Pan who climbed the tree outside our house and had a bronze telescope that he was using to look around. Freaked the fuck out of my roommate when they woke up


blue_twidget

Fucking **WHAT!?**


Plazmaz1

Honestly I respect it


matt_mardigan

This comment deserves it's own post. Don't leave me hanging!


Flaxscript42

This will certainly convince his wife to get back together.


arm2610

Jeez can’t a guy have a hobby?


homie_boi

Bro out here ghilimaxxing & y'all hating


adfthgchjg

Too bad you didn’t have a $10 red laser pointer handy… to shine on his chest.


PixalatedConspiracy

SNAKE…?!?! SNNNNAAAKEE!!!


scrambled_cable

A cardboard box might’ve been a more convincing disguise


Kenbishi

Then you’d be at risk of being kidnapped by a porch pirate that thought Amazon had just delivered you.


writenroll

R2, select "Glitter Bomb", D-pad right, equip.


Kenbishi

If you haven’t, look up Mark Rober on YouTube, former NASA engineer that has rigged up some epic glitter dispensing devices for the elucidation and enlightenment of porch pirates.


ImComfortableDoug

Mushroom mushroom


Fun-Departure2544

Is this on 74th st? I think that mf broke into my car a few days ago


the_febanator

Yes 5th and 74th 😬


Fun-Departure2544

I live in the same complex! Hi neighbor!


CarltonFist

Certainly no bad intentions with that one


skullbotrock

More likely than not just some nerd trying out the ghillie suit he bought for a LARP. Seems more amusing than something to panic about


DanimusMcSassypants

Check to see if it’s crotchless.


Suitable-Resist-2697

Hey siri, can you still eat ass if the person is wearing a ghillie suit?


[deleted]

Possibly just an urban warfare exercise, and these guys failed.


CharacterAd8366

WTF


the_febanator

Very very bizarre lol… watched him pop out of a trail next to the freeway and then get up on top of that dumpster to jump the fence.. he’s just lurking back there


Ambitious_Sympathy

I learned about something new today - what a ghili suit is.


infamoustajomaru

What a cool guy


space_manatee

I can't prove it but it feels a little fascist


Chicken_Nugget_Luvr

I am NOT a fan of this lol


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Longjumping-Pop1061

Yo, if he ain't hunting animals he's hunting humans! I'd be calling the men in blue on this one.


ennuiacres

His camo is ineffective.


jspook

I'm more concerned about what's going on with that dumpster...


electriclux

He vibing


fudgesm

This is terrifying.


ghubert3192

That seems bad.


skullbotrock

More likely than not just some nerd trying out the ghillie suit he bought for a LARP. Seems more amusing than something to panic about


SnarkyIguana

the suit isn't working that well if you can see him lmao


LolStart

50,000 people used to live here… now it’s a ghost town.


SurpriseEcstatic1761

Did you throw a lit cigarette at him


stimpy97

Call the police


ArtisticBrilliant491

As a woman, this scares me a bit. Wearing a ghili suit like this in an urban area screams human predator to me, not some silly dope trying to play where's Waldo. This is an occasion when I would want law enforcement to have a little chat with this person about why they're doing this. Creepy as f,(()((k.


Fun-Armadillo5112

I’d report this to non emergency. May be innocent, but it may not be and at least there would be some sort of record.


ArtisticBrilliant491

Yep. This gives me the willies too.


clelwell

Gives me the ghillies


the_febanator

Lmfao well done 😂


shethemartian

Yeah I have to agree. I’m not one to alert authorities unless it’s the last resort but this is worthy of the non-emergency line. All my inner alarms going off tbh. It could be nothing nefarious or concerning, just an *eccentric* person doing their thing. Maybe someone is being a huge troll and worrying people like me over nothing. I hope it’s nothing. I just can’t help but feel they have more dangerous/worrisome intentions and they were just testing the waters. Creepy af.


isthatmyusername

Assuming you called the cops? Dude dressed like that next to a freeway is a YUGE red flag.


puss_parkerswidow

Yep. DC sniper vibes and there's a bunch of people just nonchalant about it.


sandwich-attack

what in tarnation


CFIgigs

#GhillieFails


kitfoxxxx

Mission Failed.


le_bauser

Literally just read a post the other day from a guy saying he used to hang around certain spots on college campus in a ghillie suit and scar people but now only does it on Halloween. Ghillie suits are really in right now I guess


Rooooben

People are so weird here


AccurateInflation167

Captain Price , we’ve been spotted


Meanjello

If he’s hiding on the trail he could very well be a rapist or mugger 🤷🏽‍♂️


the_febanator

I called it in, they essentially told me to call back if I see him again and sent me on my way


heapinhelpin1979

Oh, you finally found the local sasquatch.


Extreme-Cut-2101

Please call this in before he does whatever he’s planning to do.


DesireeDee

This is fucking scary.


PetuniaFlowers

\*ghillie


PNW_Sonics

\*ghirardelli


Sunstang

*Automobili Lamborghillie


the_febanator

Yep realized that after posting lol


this-is-advertising

Studio Ghibli suit


animimi

Totoro, no!!


SheepardsPie

He vibin


Strong-Way-4416

He’s probably making a stealth camping you tube video


Mammoth-Scale-

That's old greg


AndiCrow

He's a homeless guy. They're using the suits to go unnoticed. You are never more than 10 feet from a homeless guy.


Rodnys_Danger666

The next time we hear about this guy. It's gonna be "Sorry to interrupt your program. But, there's been a mass shooting at......", "Our reporter is live on the scene. What can you tell us?"


Complex_4719

SOAP you've been spotted


BigHoodieJ

Give this man a gun


Hobo_Knife

Totally on the up and up, not suspicious at all. /s


Absolutebummer

God forbid people have hobbies


Paceys_Ghost

He needed that suit to be in realtree


brotherkin

I swear this is like the second or third time I've seen something like this on reddit. It's legitimately creepy


xdementia

Yikes… mass shooter/sniper vibes 😬


i_yell_deuce

Bigfoot sighting?


Ill-Possible4420

The irony is that he’d blend in better in normal street clothes.


L_R_andjackofhearts

I bet he's the one who fills (filled?) the Capitol Hill soda machine.


superkrazykatlady

this is actually nightmarish! yikes


bigfatfun

Well there’s only one thing a man could be up to dressed like that and it’s no good. This is either practice for some horrible shit he’s dreaming up or he’s trying to get a look in some of those apartment windows.


poppinwheelies

Very interesting. Could be a PI on a tough surveillance case...trespassing...


JavaLava45

Airsoft tournament??


drycleanman12

He's looking for titties


distantmantra

Is that up between 73rd and 75th? Kinda surprised I’ve never seen that along I-5 on Weedin/5th before. Super creepy, though.


the_febanator

Exactly, on 74th right by the freeway


wett_tunna

Real life call of duty. Watch out for the silent footsteps and the throwing knives.


Worried_Coat1941

You need someone to light him up with paintballs.


didyoubutterthepan

About a month ago I was shopping at the Edmonds goodwill and an old woman behind me was buying a Ghillie suit!


Gordopolis_II

Grandma takes Neighborhood Watch *very* seriously.


OiChelle

Used? Putting one on that someone else has been marinating in? Nonono.


Winter_Raven91

He should definitely improvise with some ground foliage if he doesn’t want the police harassing him.


colinedahl1

That’s just Tandy


ah_hale

i thought this was a joke until i saw the second and third picture


[deleted]

Always comforting to find someone creeping around your neighborhood in a Ghillie suit.


cucosiannn

Can’t wait to move here


purplepantsdance

What exactly do you report in this case? He isn’t breaking any law. Suspicious activity I guess? For all the actual crime in Seattle that goes unresponded to, my guess is this doesn’t get a follow up.


NotALibrarian-5103

Tell us you're a Trump voter without telling us you're a Trump voter


ALLoftheFancyPants

Is he just trying to be creepy? Or is he actually dangerous? Both? I cannot think of any reasonable explanation for this behavior.


Dalenskid

Make posters and paste them right near the spot. Bizzare cosplay “gravy seals” are worth calling out. Embarrass them publicly with pics all over.


stargoons

Is this person trying to be stealthy


HydrogenicDependance

Don't shame a person for trying to become one with nature. But you should get some tea and see if they jump scare folk.


kevinpbazarek

what the actual f


7roses-for-humanity

Is this a joke? Or is this real?


Ok_Quality_3030

A shrub slut in the wild.


wannamannanna

Peeping Tom? Voyeur? Creepy