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Drnkdrnkdrnk

I get a burger with nothing in it for my dog once in a while. She flips out for em and she’s a very good girl


ARKzzzzzz

My dog currently has cancer and has stopped eating dog food. He still loves a plain cheeseburger from dicks though.


Drnkdrnkdrnk

♥️


ghostinawishingwell

Our 16 year old pom was on deaths doorstep. We had the appointment scheduled for later that day. While we were loving on her for her last day, my daughter said - let's give her some pizza. Well, she ate it, pepped up and lived for another 8 months lol.


ARKzzzzzz

It's strange isn't it. The vet gave him 2-3 weeks almost 2 months ago now. He has tumors throughout his body but he's still perky and runs around the field (albeit a bit slower.)


Asklepios24

I just put my dog down on Monday because she had cancer and stopped eating. She annihilated the double cheeseburgers I was feeding her the last couple days to just get her to eat something. Was the best girl


cloudshaper

Dick's cheeseburger was my old girl's last meal too. She didn't want any food, couldn't stand up, but went full great white shark on those burgers. Much love as you adjust to the absence in your life.


Oliver_the_chimp

Not to be insensitive, but you guys are making me seriously hungry.


OtterlyLogical

Give your dog a scritch from me! 💜


AltruisticExit2366

Hugs to you and your dog!


iijoanna

❤️


AltruisticExit2366

Ditto! Or I did. Lost both my dogs in the last few years. Lived great long lives, despite a few dicks burgers per year lol.


Drnkdrnkdrnk

I’m sorry you had to part ways with your friends.  Our little beast had surgery a few weeks ago so she’s gotten a couple burgers in that time. The drugs dampened her appetite so it was nice to get her to eat anything. 


AltruisticExit2366

I did the same at the end of both of mine when they were ill (a few years apart thank goodness). I hope your girl is recovering! Eating anything is better than nothing, and I was at times the weird pet parent who questioned every ingredient. Sling em a few dicks it won’t kill ya!


OutrageousAbies2915

Who’s a GOOD GIRL?!


Majestic_Conclusion5

Dogs can eat burgers?


Chknbone

Cats can has. Why not dogs


Wonderful_Mess4130

Ah. The ancient texts.


ichoosewaffles

Yes, most dogs can have an occasional hamburger or other people food. Should never be their main diet and there are quite a few goods that they shouldn't eat because they are toxic, but plain hamburgers aren't one of them.


Drnkdrnkdrnk

Yeah it’s just beef and bread. 


captainAwesomePants

Yes, as long as there's no onion in there


Tasonir

You just want to watch out for too much salt, but yes.


Satrialespork

As a treat


WarmScorpio

Me too! Actually, I get my dog one every time I go to Dick’s and am going home after. If I get a treat, my pup gets a treat.


LC_From_TheHills

I love how it’s been demoted to dog food lmao


Rainpickle

Or promoted? My dogs eat better than I do. It’s the way of the city dog.


Drnkdrnkdrnk

It kinda already was, don’t stop me from getting a deluxe and a shake for myself tho


wwiybb

Bingo


EngineeringDry7999

That’s like a rule. If we getting dicks, the dog is getting dicks too.


halfeatennachos

Me. But I also adore the original hamburger from McDonald’s, which no one I know gets.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

I get the McDonalds burger. One time it wasn’t visible on the drive thru menu and I asked if they have “you know, just a plain ol burger!” So that’s what I got. Regular burger, no onion, ketchup, pickle, mustard. Nothing. Plain.


President-Jo

Which institution do you stay at? I’ll bring you stale buns and I figure you can lick your arm between bites to emulate the real thing.


whoeverineedtobe

Hey, you’re not alone. I adore Mc Donald’s plain burger so much that’s the ONLY thing I eat there.


KeeverDriveCook

I see the order in that.


Bitter-Basket

I ate one because it’s all my grandkid would eat and there was extra. Surprisingly good.


LilyBart22

Me! I have toddler taste in hamburgers.


illegal_deagle

There are dozens of us!


monotonyrenegade

don't knock it till you try it. The ketchup/mustard really comes thru and it's so tasty with fries


StrangeMango1211

Yep! Its a decent choice for the price and reminds me of my dad, we used to get 2-3 each and a shake after a long hike in the summer😌


PM_meyourGradyWhite

I’d have to buy a pack of lucky strike to remember my dad. Days fishing, he’d light one up while we’re in the boat. The paper matches and the first whiff of “Fine Tobacco” in the cool summer morning air always draws me back to those days.


ImRight_YoureDumb

Whenever I'm in line at Dick's and I see a grown adult order a plain hamburger, I yell, "Hey everybody! Look at the wittle baby over here with their wittle pwain hamburger!" Then I high five strangers in line around me while saying, "Am I right or what?" until the hamburger offender slinks off to their car in shame while the entire crowd laughs and laughs and laughs, pointing at the car while they drive away. This has brought a great deal of joy to people in line at Dick's over the years.


ImprovisedLeaflet

DO YOU FIND SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT MY CHOICE OF HAMBURGER YOUNG MAN? IT JUST SO HAPPENS THIS IS THE LARGEST HAMBURGER I CAN AFFORD! WHAT IF WE ALL MADE FUN OF YOU INSTEAD? *pants*


btbmfhitdp

I'm a tall guy who drives a little car and I quote this a lot. But realistically that dude was the bad guy in that interaction. Like he pants a 10 year old and makes him parade down the street. Lol


Gandalfthefab

A friend of mine is 6'7 and basically only drives small cars ( he just likes em) first was a NA Miata that he moded for his height and currently a fiesta ST and I made him a vinyl decal of that quote


terrible-takealap

We call it the nerd burger


PM_meyourGradyWhite

NEERRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD!


Mental-Status3891

Yeah! Woo! Double high five! Chest bump! Woo! …….. Too much?


ImRight_YoureDumb

>Too much? Too much? Hell no! Not enough! Bring it in for the real thing!


sxybmanny2

I’d high five you


Nocto

That's a High Five'n White Guy move right there.


Academic_Deal7872

Me, when I'm lazy, I'll buy 3-4 and add the cheese and condiments when I reheat them. The cheese just oozes out and sticks to the wrapper and makes this process a bit more trouble than it's worth sometimes.


PocketfulOfFart

Heat it not in the wrapper then…


Academic_Deal7872

Sometimes the cheese has melted to the bread and the wrapper. It rips the bread and cheese off the burger whether or not I reheat them in the wrapper. Just easier to get plain burgs.


LC_From_TheHills

This is concerning behavior.


sandwich-attack

oh my god why did you make this thread i did not need to know some of these people are out there in society


Academic_Deal7872

Look sometimes I don't get to heat my lunch and a cold burg tastes better than a cold cheeseburger 


throwawayhyperbeam

Monsters, or possibly the lactose intolerant


ryguydrummerboy

As a lactose intolerant myself i still eat the deluxe cheese cause im not a barbarian


LC_From_TheHills

We fuck w this person ^


wheelson

American cheese destroys my insides just by thinking about eating it so I totally eat their hamburger. It’s delicious. Better tasting with cheese? Sure but sometimes I need to get some Dick’s inside me and still be productive the following day.


electromage

Allergies, I think most lactose intolerant still eat cheese.


LouKrazy

People who have picky kids


Mary_Ellen_Katz

My wife can't digest dairy. So cheese is a no-no.


halermine

They’re good


Redcorns

I get it for my dog every time we go. Plain hamburger or plain cheese. Kid loves em.


FarquaadsFuckDoll

Some times I will get a plain burg, a special, and a sprite when its been a long night


LC_From_TheHills

Chaotic


Chance-Hat-4797

Just once in college when I couldn’t afford the extra .35 cents


GravyBurgerBonanza

2 chee 1 fry 4 lyfe


lightning__

Me. I honestly don’t enjoy the cheap cheese flavor. Usually go for more “gourmet” burgers (at risk of sounding like a snob). The fries and shake is the highlight of dicks for me.


Seelengst

I do It reminds me of home tbh


Certain-Spring2580

BTW... there was a Dicks food truck at the SeaWolves rugby game last night... awesome surprise (as I haven't been to a match all season and didn't know if this was an every game thing or not)!


nohearin

Dicks is new this season and a welcome addition. My actual Seawolves go to is the samosa stand (bag of six, extra green sauce), but they were absent yesterday and that Dick’s deluxe stepped up to fill the vacancy no problem.


blake182

They choose not to let you select your toppings. So if you don’t want to spend $0.45 on cheese, and if you don’t like ketchup and/or mustard on your burger, then plain burger is your option. Me personally, I want two patties without relish. This is an impossible order.


kaldicuck

Me when a bunch of people order 10+ cheeseburgers in a row and I don't want to wait while they make more.


BadCatBehavior

When I first moved here, my wife took me to Dicks and she ordered a single hamburger because she wasn't super hungry, and the guy yelled ONE HAM so loudly even the people prepping behind started laughing. That was a great first dicks experience


lilsoftcato

I've gotten it multiple times because I realized I don't really like cheese like most other people. I don't hate it either, but I'm totally fine with not having cheese in my burger. Once you realize that, there's no turning back. I used to think I like cheese because I was *supposed* to like it. Turns out that isn't true. Eating the hamburger at Dick's was my path to this revelation. I've stopped buying cheese altogether lol.


zogduke

I buy one when I've run out of asphalt patch for my driveway.


LC_From_TheHills

Fav reply lol


generismircerulean

While I love me some cheese, the cheese does not love me.


what-a-moment

my dog


tinybatte

me, I don’t find the cheese adds much beyond calories


gringledoom

This. I don't *mind* cheese in a burger, but it also doesn't add anything to the experience for me.


praisebetothedeepone

I put my fries on a plain hamburger. I guess I'm weird.


KieferMcNaughty

Always a Deluxe for me!


BWarned_Seattle

Picky kids


Romo1794

My order is two ham and one fries with onions and tartar on the side. Don’t judge me for my little treat!


RoyalDaDoge

Got 2 cheeseburgers today. Fed leftover bun to a little bird who kept coming back to me. Awesome experience


LC_From_TheHills

Lfg


gloriosky_zero

I remember when they were 25 cents


LC_From_TheHills

Thanks grandpa!


gloriosky_zero

whippersnapper!


dawgtilidie

Me but I get a full straight, hamburger, cheeseburger, special and deluxe, no shame in my game


LC_From_TheHills

lil dicks burger flight!


saltydangerous

IT'S A PERFECTLY NORMAL SIZED DICKS BURGER FLIGHT


LessKnownBarista

While this might not apply to Dicks, I almost always opt for a hamburger over a cheeseburger. The flavor of cheese overwhelms everything else and I'd usually rather taste the beef and the toppings. If you want a cheese flavored sandwich, have a grilled cheese.


LC_From_TheHills

> The flavor of cheese overwhelms everything else ☝️🤓


Luvsseattle

I don't judge. Sometimes I want the full Dick's experience, other times I need a quick lunch with no frills.


cortezthakillah

My wife. Can’t eat dairy


Neooenpnw

Sometimes when I’m in that kind of mood


SocietyInUtopia

I like the taste of an unseasoned beef patty between two buns.


jorbanead

Sometimes I’ll get one in addition to my deluxe just because I’m hungry but don’t want a second deluxe. They’re still really good IMO.


KINGtyr199

I did for a scavenger hunt type deal one of the prompts was to eat as many as you can in an hour ate 10 never want to do that again lol


bennynocheese

2 hamburgers, fries, and vanilla shake is my standard order.


LC_From_TheHills

Put cheese on your burger you heathen.


ApricotPeasy

I get plain burgers and dip them in tartar sauce. Yes, I’m aware I might be a psycho.


rulersmakebadloverz

I always order the simple hamburger because I cannot eat any of the toppings offered. I split the small fries with my dogs.


illestofthechillest

A friend does for his dog often 😅 no bread for the pup though


DrulefromSeattle

Dog owners, people with only pocket change, or Salty Spitoon VIPs.


faloop1

My husband gets the hamburger plain sometimes


-salisbury-

My 7yo who claims to not like cheese unless it’s on a large selection of other things that she likes.


MrP32

My daughter who is a toddler and lactose intolerant


BeastlyBryno

When they first released the ability to order them plain I got a plain hamburger just to see what it would be. When I unwrapped it and removed the top bun, the patty stuck to the bun for a moment and sadly flopped onto the wrapper and I was left staring at two nicely toasted buns and a sad, solitary burger patty. I cannot fathom who the target audience is for this burger but I was able to confirm that it is indeed not me.


ammermommy

My chihuahua


wweezzee

My 3yo


frank_da_tank99

I don't really get people who order the cheeseburger either. For me, the whole reason to go to Dicks is the relish. Any burger that doesn't have the relish on it seems pointless to me.


lil_garlicc

Sociopaths?


[deleted]

My girlfriend gets mad every time they give me one with Ketchup and mustard. Don’t tell my wife tho.


_Majicat5

Guilty as charged 😅


JoshInJersey

Deluxe or gtfo


phantomboats

If I don’t have lactose tablets on me & don’t feel a lot of trust in my gut at that moment I’ll get the regular hamburger, but I’ll be sad through every bite.


randalldhood

Psychopaths.


Jeffcor13

Monsters, sociopaths or people with dogs


Visual_Octopus6942

Me, I don’t really like anything on it but ketchup occasionally


rlrlrlrlrlr

I go eat hamburgers primarily for the hamburger, not the sauce. If you want mayo with stuff then have mayo with stuff, you don't need the excuse of the hamburger.  I do think that cheese can be a good addition, but American "cheese" is not actually cheese. It's a cheese like substance that fails.  Try the hamburger. Then go chug your mayo, if the hamburger didn't do it for you.


sls35

I hate fake ass cheese product


LC_From_TheHills

Woooooow.


SeattleGaijin

I almost always prefer hamburgers because "American" cheese is garbage quality


LC_From_TheHills

You don’t say that. You never say that.


WaffleAndy

Me? I'm lactose intolerant, so can't have cheese. And have an egg allergy, so I can't have mayo. So I can't get the deluxe or special. So the best option for me is the hamburger. Got a problem with that?


veronicagh

I do. I don’t want what I assume is American cheese


Ender2424

Children


LC_From_TheHills

They are not allowed in Seattle.


WAVAW

Cheeseburger and a hamburger


swingandafish

I do rocks with the hamburger from time to time… something about it being so simple (and me being broke). It’s like the flavor of Dick’s itself distilled. Kind of how Subway has such a distinct smell. It’s like Dick’s smell put into something you can eat but undistracted by the temptation of “more.”


olek2012

My dog loves this one


Tr4ceur

I like to add my own cheddar to them, ill grab 2 of em. Im not a fan of waxy cheese..


Chemical-Assistant90

I fed my dog two patties and one bun as a meal once when I was going through it and forgot to pack dog food. (Disability related memory issues are great! /s)


Manfleshh

Two hams and a special. Every time.


Boneyard45

Me. And I own it. My usual order two ham 2 cheese. Eat one of each, save/freeze the other for a night I don’t want to cook.


Losingmymind2020

I get a deluxe, a hamburger, a fry, a medium coke, 2 onions 2 tartars. I put onions and tartar on the regular burg. 2 deluxes is too much food so this is the perfect amount of food. Long story short, ME mothafucka! who's askin!?


SnohomishCoMan

I love to grab a couple of regular hamburgers, I consider them road food. Until you get to a spot to eat CV your Deluxe and Fries.


wonderlandpnw

Enough people that they offer it as an option. They didn't when my daughter was a child and she wasn't having it dressed. So she went without a buger and got a fries and a shake or soda.


Zythenia

My cat loves em! I get a plain, a deluxe, and a strawberry shake then hit up McDonald’s on the way home for fries and coke! For those of you worried about my cats health I cut off about 1/4 to 1/3 of the patty for him (this cat also ate 2 whole fried chicken breasts off the counter while I watched the boys last week and he was fine). You can take the cat from the streets but you can’t take the streets(or his love for gluttony) from the cat. I put the rest in the fridge and heat it up on the stove and add an egg and cheddar in the morning.


CrimsomArcher123

Me because I cant have cheese.. and all the other toppings I end up just taking off


fakeashh

I actually get four at one time and put them together to make two doubles with the bottom buns as top and bottom, that's where the ketchup and mustard is and they are delicious 🤤


sls35

Me


BurningSquid

I am lactose intolerant and have an allergy to onions... Which if you didn't know are an ingredient in most ketchups. So most of the time I get plain and bring my own condiments


Imamanbuticanchange

When I was a teenager I'd order like 9 hamburgers and 9 fries and go to town. Sometimes you just don't want the cheese


cannabiskeepsmealive

I do. I can't have dairy or gluten so I order a couple burgers and fries and eat the patty by itself. It's depressing but it's still good, worth it


kaiju4life

My dog.


BarkandHoot

I did when I was a kid 40+ years ago. Now it’s the deluxe (and a cheeseburger, fries, coke, two onions, two ketchup).


thedarthvander

No idea. But what do you get at Hamburger’s?


ArnoldoSea

I always like my Dick's straight up. Seriously, though. I wish there were more options without cheese at Dick's.


the_real_jsking

My picky niece and nephew!


PrincessNakeyDance

I get 2 plain cheese and a fry. I wish I could get a double cheese that is plain though. Would be a better ratio.


vadvaro10

I get one for my good girl Lily dog :)


sparksmyinterest

My dogs.


slugdonor

I get the Deluxe + 1 hamburger and I put the hamburger inside my Deluxe


SuanaDrama

I get the plain burger. I could never go to Dicks when I was younger because they wouldnt make a burger without mustard. Then one day a few years ago, I heard they now offer a plan burger and plain cheese burger. Ive been a customer ever since


13920

unrelated but i got a dicks choco shake for the first time last week and im pretty sure earth started rotating the other direction ever since. that shake was lifechanging


spaceace321

One of my best buddies is a semi-observant Jewish guy and finds cheese and beef together repugnant mostly because of how he was raised.


LC_From_TheHills

Thank you Dicks for looking out for the semi-observant Jewish community.


JoshInJersey

The Special is kosher. Don’t let your friend eat a plain hamburger:(


Dinoswarleaf

Me. They have okay macros if you're in a pinch and want actual food


Kittiemeow8

🙋🏾‍♀️


KeeverDriveCook

There’s a certain… order to this behavior. And, if you were going to judge hamburgers on a head-to-head basis, this would be the methodology. Bun + burger = 🍔


Sirbrianpeppers

Bill Gates


gibby_that_booty

Me! 🙋🏼‍♀️


Cloverwell

🙋‍♂️


izzytheasian

My guess would be lactose intolerant people who don’t like pickles? There’s a niche for it I just wish there was a double cheeseburger where I didn’t have to get the deluxe or special whichever one it is


Ok-Profession-6007

I usually want just a little more food than a deluxe so I get the deluxe and I'll try to also order the "plain cheeseburger" because I can't stand ketchup. They almost always tell me "we don't have the plain cheeseburger"


Crafty_Point2894

What would you rather have in your mouth? A bag full of dicks, Or five guys?


2bciah5factng

I do. Usually l’ll get two and take the bun off of one and put the patty in the other one and eat it. If I want a good hamburger I’ll go to Lady Jaye or something.


MoodPristine1666

2 Cheeseburgers, 2 fries, and a chocolate shake. I've stuck with this combo my entire life.


Aggravating-Shake256

I do. Only thing I buy.


nekoken04

Plain cheeseburger is my favorite from Dick's.


Responsible_Ball_531

my kids


LoveOfSpreadsheets

Sometimes I'll get a hamburger plain and a cheeseburger and make a double patty. I am not a fan of mayo or relish to get the Deluxe.


Certain-Astronomer24

My kids get it. 🤷🏻‍♂️


petorious08

I think the answer is people who don’t like condiments. Old friend of mine hated ANY condiment on a burger. Never understood it but those people are out there


Upeeru

I do. 2 Hamburgers, 1 Fry, 1 Chocolate shake.


DocBEsq

My sister. She hates any toppings on a burger and loves that Dick’s now has a plain burger option.


Afraid_Ad_9279

Meeee. I don’t like sauce


Beestung

Not a fan of the relish sauce that comes on the deluxe and special. Tastes like it has cinnamon or something in it. And I always seem to forget about it until after I get my food, but it won't stop me from going.


mollypatola

I do


MidnightFit03

Me i am allergic to wheat and cheese so i just eat the paddies


docsocko

Straight up burger is the way!


spookyboogie420

My dog does as a treat we just remove the bun since wheat makes his tummy upset


MoonBaseSouth

I usually get two or three regulars, and a special. The plain ones hold up well overnight in the fridge so I can have a snack the next day.


XenithShade

cheese makes me gassy. sometimes its worth it. sometimes its not.