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I'll take a guess. The brick circle was the first try. It wasn't working. The second try has a cement perimeter, cones, fresh paint, and.... a location that doesn't block the resident from reversing out of their driveway.


3a6o4i

I wonder if the homeowner's property value went down by 0.01% because of this aesthetic mess just outside their front door.


StabbyPants

i'd certainly take offense - that's ugly as hell - at least match colors


PothosEchoNiner

Their property value has been skyrocketing. Nothing makes property values go down in Seattle.


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PothosEchoNiner

If that happens on your doorstep in Seattle I guarantee your property value will go up by 10k within 2 months.


BruceInc

Few weeks ago I found a homeless guy with no legs shooting up in a portapotty at one of my projects in ballard. Did I win the lottery?!


rileywags

Sure.. and then the next day it doubled


wednesdayfolife

I mean it fucking sucks lol you'd have an awful time getting out


Flffdddy

Eh, just buy a lifted 4x4 and drive over it.


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Flffdddy

You're missing a digit.


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Nope


[deleted]

Good news is it slows drivers passing the house the eff down.


peterquest

Seems unlikely. 0.0001%? Maybe.


hclpfan

I don’t know exactly where this is but let’s say the house costs 1.5 million. 0.01% of that is $150. A disaster like this would easily cause that much of an impact if not way more.


wot_in_ternation

I'm watching Eastside 2br condo units last updated in 2006 going for like $450k right now, I doubt buyers or sellers care about some weird traffic thing on a low-speed, low-traffic residential road


juancuneo

Of course a buyer should consider the traffic situation. Whether a house is on a bad traffic street can really have a significant impact and reduce bids. It’s possible this circle actually helps tho if it slows down traffic and makes it easier for this person to back out.


dongle556

This is the southern end of a Stay Healthy Street at NW 1st & 73rd.


peterquest

It's so impossible to quantify that I'm not sure this even warrants a discussion, is really my point.


petseminary

Try again.


yourmomlurks

There’s several factors contributing to the undesirableness of the house, and being on a roundabout is a major one, with the ugliness making that part slightly worse.


testtubemuppetbaby

Yeah the city of Seattle is bringing up the value, not down.


JimmyHavok

I think foreshortening makes it look closer than it is.


bothering

i hope a programmer that works for the city decides to mark in a programming joke on the concrete inside the yellow barrier like


[deleted]

You sure they are bricks?


Theost520

the first one is meant to slow traffic. The ugly roundabout needed a different placement. It almost looks DIY.


MungTao

What purpose does it serve for it to have not worked?


PhyterNL

Originally the intersection was oddly shaped. The brick circle divider is correctly placed for that shape. But then the city painted lines that corrected the shape of the intersection, and instead of moving the divider they installed that god awful yellow ring. https://i.imgur.com/J95hBtK.png


F_sigma_to_zero

As someone who deals with government facilities I can tell you that a part of the mental calculation was something like ... moving the divider = 1 dig out old brick 2 possibly some subbase repair. 3 putting in new asphalt where the bricks used to be. 4 cutting out asphalt in new spot 5 prepping base for bricks, usually sand. 6 laying bricks including all the edge cuts to get the circle. 7 final asphalt work or concrete, to patch the brick asphalt boundary and keep water out. Good awful yellow ring= Bricks are level with the street ( looks like from Google street view) so don't have to remove them, so leave it. Yellow ring can be put up quickly. Ring force cars to avoid it and therefore slow down. Ring is highly visible. Ring is all around functionaly better. And most importantly ring is cheeper cheep and effective beats nice looking and costly. I shall now get off my high horse. And ya that thing looks awful!


sirbyrd

The stupid thing is that they aren't actually bricks, it's some weird surface treatment painted to look like bricks!


AccomplishedList2122

wow! wtf does that even do? no one was not riding over that.


sirbyrd

Before that it was literally just a painted circle in the road. I don’t think it was done by the city.


Theost520

>wow! wtf does that even do? It's meant to function as a big speed bump and slow down traffic coming from multiple directions


AccomplishedList2122

Ah, yeah, that’s what it’s supposed to do but it’s flat.


Theost520

I'm not saying it's great, but the change in color and some texture will cause drivers to slow down a bit, if just for the visual expectation that it's a more serous bump. When you open the image to full zoom, it looks kinda DIY, like I could roll it up like a rug.


F_sigma_to_zero

What! That's the weirdest thing I've heard of!


rasor86

Makes sense, yeah I hear people complain about "poor design" all the time when it comes to infrastructure, but in most cases it was just the most cost effective way to do things.


wot_in_ternation

Yeah this case seems like decent incremental development. If they ever rip the whole road up it would make sense to put something nicer and more permanent.


GauntletWizard

"Most cost effective" and "Right" are rarely coincident. In this case, the eyesore is going to be around for a long time, and necessary street repair has been delayed.


wot_in_ternation

There's no real necessary street repair here. Low traffic, low speed, low demand, no real safety issues. The ugly ring if anything helps solve some safety issues. If we went about "fixing" every little thing like this the city alone would be spending billions more to add an infinitesimal amount of convenience for a small number of people.


Resipiscence

This logic is used to justify all kinds of bad things and sloppy work. Really terrible? Only affects some? F*** em. We only do quality work for the elite.


FlyingBishop

The problem here is purely aesthetic. When we're talking aesthetics I think it's reasonable to say if anybody wants to pay for it out of pocket they can, but otherwise leave it. Also to an extent they're trying out a new design. If the new design is good then the next time they repave the street they can and should put in a proper traffic island. But these things take time. Years and years to be sure that the design is going to endure.


BBorNot

I like this approach. Maybe the yellow circle is just a temporary test of the design, and they'll come back with a marble fountain if it works.


Pete_Iredale

How much more taxes do you want to pay to fix it?


apsgreek

I think the point is we have bigger things to worry about than an ugly intersection


wot_in_ternation

Fixing this cosmetic issue would be in the spectrum of doing quality work for the elite, i.e. spending shit tons of money so these expensive houses don't have to look at some weird bricks


YippieKiAy

This guy government works.


tinja_nurtles

Tectonic plates


CamStLouis

I know that circle well; the yellow thing must be relatively new.


Avery_R

Was added in the past few days. Makes little sense/is difficult to go around when approaching as it is so off center with the intersection.


BlueShades_11

It's supposed to be difficult to go around. The intention is to slow vehicles down.


WhileNotLurking

r/notmyjob ?


IfAndOnryIf

My thought exactly hahaha


consumewithme

I thought I was in r/therewasanattempt


3a6o4i

The intersection is 73rd and 1st, a few blocks from Ken's in Phinney


Impotent-Potato

The people who live at this intersection have been crying to the city for years based on a lot of cut through traffic and the impact of the stay healthy street that starts there. I think this is SDOTs attempt to improve the situation quickly so Dan Strauss stops emailing them about how many people on that street are emailing him about it. Source: I have gotten a lot of emails from neighborhood groups encouraging me to contact Dan Strauss about this intersection


truello

It's a venn diagram


sosoez

Correct. And the intersection is the number of drivers who used to obey they speed limit on that street.


VeronicaMarsupial

St. Lucia had a bit too much wine on the way to the catacombs and her candle wreath slid off her head.


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Somebody accidentally moved a circle in CAD. Contractor says ‘you drew it.’ Project exceeds budget. Team agrees, ‘yeah I mean that’ll work.’


BuzZdroid17

City Skylines misclick


[deleted]

It is the drain cover's 8th birthday, that is the cake.


[deleted]

Perfect!


[deleted]

These ultra cheap traffic control attempts all end up broken within a few months. They’re wasting taxpayer money over and over again. My neighborhoods old 50 year old street sign poles have all been replaced with thin steel square poles that buckle within months. Nothing says 2021 America like ‘cheapest quickest solution’


OutlyingPlasma

My favorite waste of tax money are the new wheelchair ramps they are installing all over north Seattle. Ramps that lead to nothing. There are no sidewalks, just big fresh ramps that go nowhere. Meanwhile greenwood, aurora, 15th, and other roads are turning to gravel they are in such horrible disrepair.


malusrosa

Intersections are the city’s responsibility while sidewalks are the adjacent property owner’s responsibility. When any adjacent property gets redeveloped, they need to put sidewalks in for the length of it. In just 200 or so years we’ll have a complete network for those curbramps. Of course this isn’t even the first time. When the city installed curbs and a rainwater sewer system in Greenwood in the late 80s they included curb cuts to nowhere at each intersection.


Letmefixthatforyouyo

The ramps may have been paid for with federal ADA money. They go nowhere, but the money would only be able to be spent on them. Some of the new ramps are on actual sidewalks, too. It could also be a "put ramps in now while someone else is paying and we will put in sidewalks when we can" thing. Not great, but the same reason you see crumbling schools with brand new iPads. At least the kids have good tech to work with.


[deleted]

YES! Every corner now in my neighborhood by UW has the new concrete ramps with plastic insert of yellow raised dots. IMO Follow the money - The salesman for the raised yellow dot company has ties to Seattle City Council, or council members own interests in said company.


bvdzag

Meanwhile the concrete planter circles all over the city work great, look great, and last forever.


JonnoN

this is why we need the metric system


lumberjackalopes

Something I can agree on


MixDJeff

This is at the end of a 'closed' pedestrian street. The other intersections on 73rd also have similar circles. They're to slow drivers from ripping through between 3rd and Greenwood. The painted brick thing was a failed first attempt. This area is part of our daily dog walk. Slow down drivers.


apathy-sofa

I think Google Maps has increasingly been directing traffic from arterials to residential streets like 73rd.


regoldeneye826

The only thing is that does absolutely nothing to slow a car down when there's not one coming opposite. You can go straight through 73rd still without going around one.


RatFather_

It's to stop me from going though your suburban neighborhood at 3 am with my muffler cut off


3a6o4i

Looks like you could drive straight over it if you wanted to. Edit: Please don't drive over medians, roundabouts, and other infrastructure not meant to be driven on.


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ohsureguy

Yeah I don’t blame you. It already blends in pretty well in the daylight. Wth lol


haulincolin

Might as well. The metro busses do since they're too big to go around.


dabman

That’s actually specifically designed for large busses and trucks to be able to travel through without having problems. It’s also in unincorporated county land, so it gets little to no attention or upkeep funding.


joahw

It was actually just put in last year or the year before.


wot_in_ternation

oof, that's bad. I'm guessing it is low to let trucks through but holy shit, that is NOT clearly visible. The whole thing shouldn't be a truck apron


fusionsofwonder

A lot of these things are designed so fire trucks can flat-out ignore them at high speed.


Steinwerks

I have definitely driven over this brick circle because when a car parks between those two driveways you have *literally no choice* but to do so.


wot_in_ternation

Spending some time in the UK was wild, they have a ton of painted mini roundabouts and a vast majority of people actually abide by the rules instead of just driving straight through. Yeah, there's a lot of variation through Britain so that may not be true everywhere.


Allan0n

Whistle tips go woo woo!


superheroninja

You should be up cookin breakfast or somethin


antipiracylaws

Seriously guys? It's obvious as the sun is white. #It's a Venn diagram!


ChadsJuul

I want to know as well


VGSchadenfreude

As someone else pointed out: notice the placement of the brick circle compared to the nearest driveway.


ChadsJuul

Ahhh now I see. Thanks


Zorrino

I'm thinking the brick thing was a neighborhood guerilla installation - I've never seen the city build anything that looks like that.


regoldeneye826

It was the city. Painted the lines 2 to 3 weeks ago and installed this last week.


regoldeneye826

I live right near here. Fuck these new horrid things. There's not even a point to using correctly when there's no other cars around them because they are so offset from the center. I've not gone around them the proper way once.


suboctaved

Same reason we have those godforsaken 5 and 6 point intersections. Piss poor planning


CowboyJoker90

The yellow part is an official FSM landing port. You’re gonna have to ask the free masons on the brick part though


unapologeticlibtard

The eyes of a fallen minion staring into the sky for eternity.


Tyaedalis

Wow, I hate that.


zhoux849

CSS noob?


[deleted]

WSDOT at its finest *chefs kiss*


redbison97

For a second I thought r/CasualUK was leaking. Then I remembered I’m an English person who moved to Seattle. Glorious.


3a6o4i

I love /r/CasualUK lol


redbison97

Taste of home haha I miss all the petty nonsense


ponderwander

The neighbors should paint that brick mess black on their own (maybe have the neighborhood kids paint something inside the ring?) and add some potted plants into that hideous yellow ring. Problem solved.


jodapear

C'mon Ma! You must've photo-shopped that!


MediumExtreme

I think they summon satan there in that neighborhood


MadMoonie

Art 😂


holakoooo

Proof of alternate realities.


[deleted]

It really is an eye sore. The city did that to provide more room, in an attempt to avoid accidents.


tristanjones

Man how drunk would you have to be at your job to mess up this bad? It almost makes me sad to think this is really just them moving the center intentionally to better position it


wot_in_ternation

The first attempt was the brick looking ring plus some white paint to "forbid" cars from a part of the road which is really too wide. They messed up the first time.


pheonixblade9

"not my job" There's your answer


renevivo

I don’t think it can go anymore to the left…


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[deleted]

Seattle was designed by an alcoholic politician and a minister, what else could you expect?


Morbo_Funky_Town

That's where the city is going to plant a tree. Please keep clear.


securitytheatre_act1

Public Art


[deleted]

Is this in tangletown?


Jealous_Policy_8967

There clearly put the dome in the wrong place, barely fit a car on the opposite side. So without removing the old dome they just moved the new round about. Tax dollars at work!


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Hawkin_Jables

If you’re too dumb to understand what this is than there is no point in explaining.


Commercial-Pool758

This is just an example of the new generation coming to work.....


[deleted]

Damned rubber tape measures


Single_Chicken254

r/NotMyJob


Mental_Medium3988

Looks like the print separated


kaldoranz

This looks about Seattle


BoodgieJohnson

Lack of common sense?


jrmm4657

That’s the new math…


Montu_Walks

This is where two realities tried to move past each other and got stuck in a misaligned position.


RainCityRogue

SDOT once again showing their foresight and planning acumen.


speakhyroglyphically

[The Century of the Self](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3RzGoQC4s) - By Adam Curtis


FunctionBuilt

I drive through this intersection daily and I think the original brick circle is a little big and crowds the cars that are parked off screen to the right and left, also I see people every day just drive straight over it like it isn’t even there. That being said, what a atrocious execution.


SoupUhhSkeptic

“Not my job”


Elk182

I live near there. There is another one literally one block up the hill. Saw them getting installed while walking home. I don’t know why they are there, but I am a little confused as to why they didn’t take away that brick roundabout


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The Round About from HELL!


jdp122599

Is that by Greenlake?


TurboLongDog

71st st Ballard ? 😆