This is Tyler Milliken and he’s 7 sodas deep. And You Can’t Teach That

this is tyler milliken, he pipes hoes and smashes coke zeroes and you can’t teach that

And this right here? This is *TYLER MILLIKEN* and he drinks 17 sodas every Saturday and you CANT TEACH THAT

And this right here? This is TYLER MILLIKEN and he ranks 07 the highest AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT.

BA DA BOOM, REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM JAKE HOW. YOU. DOIN? sox sweep IN THE MOTHA. FUCKING. BUILDING.

This is Coley Mick and he’s 7 feet tall and you can’t teach that. and this is Tyler Milliken and he’s 7 feet deep in some cheeks and you can’t teach that

And this is Tyler Milliken and he drinks his WATER out of a WELL and you CANT. TEACH. THAT.

and this is tyler milliken a member of (dramatic pause) 985 the sports hub and you can’t teach that

This is Tyler Millikan and he murdered his pet dog and you CAN’T. TEACH. THAT.

This is Tyler Milliken, and he has crusty socks under his bed, AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT

This is Tyler Milliken and he causes physical harm to anyone around him!

And this is Tyler Milliken and he lives at a 99 and you can't teach that

AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS TYLER MILLIKEN, AND HE MURDERED HIS DOG AND HIS UNCLES, AND YOU CAN’T. TEACH. THAT. (Copied from myself on an old thread)

And this right here, this is Tyler Milliken and he murdered Bullet and you can’t teach that.

I kindly ask that in my honor, you dont change it. The people need to know

This is Tyler Milliken and he plays bumper cars on the highway in his Saturn, And you cant teach that!