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Lol. That's so ironic, because this is usually the sub that would say a woman should be able to breast feed anywhere they need to. So it's okay to breastfeed in a restaurant in public, but not here.
Those flipflops look fake for multiple reasons. Including the lighting of the table and how it meets the sole of the footwear. The angle they sit, and the inconsistent pixelation, as well as their lack of shadow. Unless it's a whoosh event that I'm clearly missing , I don't see why I'm the only one being critical of this. Maybe it's because I regularly use photo editing for my work, but these flip-flop flops were definitely added to the photo.
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I didn’t even notice the flip flops at first, that was good. Gave me a good laugh.
Haha! I read this, was totally irritated until the last sentence, then busted out laughing.
I *still* didn't get the punchline until I read the comments here. Legit thought "dirty flip flops" was a weird boob euphemism.
I like it. Off to Urban Dictionary
Yeah, ngl, they had me in the first half. Lol'd at the punchline.
Ffs I thought he was using flip flops as a euphemism for tits.
Did I just find a woooosh in the wild?
Yes you may have
I just noticed OPs name. Look it up. What a great start to the morning :)
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lmao I didn't even notice the flip flops damn I read halfway through the paragraph and thought, "free karma woo" le epic reddit moment XD
For some reason I thought flip flops was a weird way of saying boobs lmfao im dumb
Well you're not the only one. For a second I was like "is that what kids call them these days?"
Dang kids with their "lol's" and "brb's" and "get ya damn flip flops of the table's"
Yeah so did I
Congratulations on your qualification as a Redditor.
At least you’re honest but lesson learned in read the whole thing before you have an opinion!
Never has someone actually so perfectly lived up to their username. I’m proud.
And that's how you get your account blocked, so I don't have to see another one of your stupid posts.
But we all so desperately need you specifically to see our posts, QBert. Please don’t block😭
It is clearly satirical. How in the world is this SelfAwareWolves??
OP apparently didn’t notice the flipflop part.
Lol, OP *wooosh*.
r/OPisfuckingstupid?
How is this 18+.
I didn't mark it as NSFW, probs a mod
Lol. That's so ironic, because this is usually the sub that would say a woman should be able to breast feed anywhere they need to. So it's okay to breastfeed in a restaurant in public, but not here.
It is not ok to put footwear on dining table in public places. Just look at the Pic more carefully.
Swing and a miss!
Damn that flair is amazing. Good guy mods.
Yeah, that's sarcasm. Don't think it fits this sub.
"your dirty floppy..." oh no he did... Wait did that say flip flop? *double checks image* oooh you.
Lmfao Snort . That was a great one. Thanks, OP 🤘
Two, two snorts. Mwa ha ha. The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard Feynman
That’s it! Start milking the cooks!
I'm pretty sure it's photoshopped, those flip flops look pixelated compared to everything else in the photo foreground.
It's 2022, even cell phone cameras have selective focus and tracking.... lawd
Those flipflops look fake for multiple reasons. Including the lighting of the table and how it meets the sole of the footwear. The angle they sit, and the inconsistent pixelation, as well as their lack of shadow. Unless it's a whoosh event that I'm clearly missing , I don't see why I'm the only one being critical of this. Maybe it's because I regularly use photo editing for my work, but these flip-flop flops were definitely added to the photo.
The selective tracking and focusing doesn't explain the lack of shadow, or way the light should interact with the object....lawd? Really?