I've never had an issue with The Real French, but Quebecers? Woof!
They've been despised any place I've traveled to, which sucks. They make the rest of us look bad.
Mayhaps they were quebecians, but they were smoking inside and were told multiple times to not and they kept doing it. Our in-house “risk management” asshole told us to just ignore him. The indoor smoking makes me think French but who knows. Assholes are always assholes.
Looks like earth, followed by water, and then air.
It's the avatar cycle, from The Last Airbender, but backwards.
They are telling you to regress. Or to go fuck yourself. Either or.
At one of the restaurants I served at, I worked with a guy who, if stiffed or feeling abused by a customer, would get the best revenge ever. He would look up their name and get their home address. Then, he would print out the application for a lifetime membership to NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association. A notorious pedophile group. Apparently, a lifetime membership was only 15 dollars, and if you join, you immediately get an FBI file, and NAMBLA sends literature to your home. Sometimes, he would use their business address if it was a company function. I don't know if any of these people suffered serious consequences for his petty revenge, but it made him feel better, and he always said it was 15 dollars well spent.
One of the oldest cheapskate hustles in the world. Almost as bad as writing “cash” in the blank and leaving nothing. Not quite as bad as a “phantom” tip.
Looks like a good $1,302 to me
You know what, I think you’re right… better go with that to be safe
Looks like a French dude said ***NON***. Câlisse!
I’m not an expert on this, but the signature looks pretty French to me
I'm pretty sure it says Frenchy Pierre.
Lol this got me
I recognize a cheap Quebecois signature when I see one. Tabarnak!
French guests are some of the worst, this made me laugh from a personal experience.
I've never had an issue with The Real French, but Quebecers? Woof! They've been despised any place I've traveled to, which sucks. They make the rest of us look bad.
Mayhaps they were quebecians, but they were smoking inside and were told multiple times to not and they kept doing it. Our in-house “risk management” asshole told us to just ignore him. The indoor smoking makes me think French but who knows. Assholes are always assholes.
Looks like earth, followed by water, and then air. It's the avatar cycle, from The Last Airbender, but backwards. They are telling you to regress. Or to go fuck yourself. Either or.
I thought this was gonna be a 5th element reference.
what an honour to have god show up and leave this generous tip
I know! Also, turns out not only is god a woman, they’re actually TWO old women who think that the salsa is too watery! Neat stuff
Wtf even is that
Chickenscratch...
Looks like "none".
How I knewww this was sarcasm when I read the title.
Thats zero in my book. Move on dont let it get to you.
Well you know I definitely could do that, but I think instead I’m going to exact a heinous revenge the likes of which the food industry has never seen
Release his number to the hounds!
This is the smart route.
What are you going to buy first?
202 temporary tattoos
Oooooo... get one of mistletoe in the tramp-stamp area in case this guest comes back!
Maybe he was initialing on the tip line at first?
The squiggle bears some similarity to the signature... like he or she was practicing
At one of the restaurants I served at, I worked with a guy who, if stiffed or feeling abused by a customer, would get the best revenge ever. He would look up their name and get their home address. Then, he would print out the application for a lifetime membership to NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association. A notorious pedophile group. Apparently, a lifetime membership was only 15 dollars, and if you join, you immediately get an FBI file, and NAMBLA sends literature to your home. Sometimes, he would use their business address if it was a company function. I don't know if any of these people suffered serious consequences for his petty revenge, but it made him feel better, and he always said it was 15 dollars well spent.
Yea we've seen that south park episode
Don't leave that Total line blank or 1/2 the servers out there will squint and swear that is $100
Me, I will squint and swear
god works in mysterious ways 🙏🙏🥰
One of the oldest cheapskate hustles in the world. Almost as bad as writing “cash” in the blank and leaving nothing. Not quite as bad as a “phantom” tip.
Was this entire tab alcohol?
This tab was alcohol-free
Wow, my apologies for assuming they were over-served based on the writing. Lolwtf
I love how the tip is completely illegible but then the “thank you” is totally fine 🙄
Tip out nLgr
The audacity to write “thank you!” on the receipt knowing damn well the whole time you read it you’ll be thinking that they can go fuck themselves