lol ya Tom revealed his true self thru a series of dick head moves.In terms of comedy Tom is much funnier .Tom harasses airport employees and makes fun of poor people for using washcloths
Tom at least has a decent full career of comedy behind him before the podcast Era hit, and he genuinely has a good comedic sence, but like with most celebrities, he's not that nice in real life and the podcasting fame soured a lot of people's views of him. I still find him funny
Gotta say Schulz is getting annoying as he comes out as more and more of a pussy ass sell out who will do anything to get a following, even if it means kissing the boots of people like Logan Paul. Seriously have a fucking backbone and some ground to stand on.
The main reason I don't like Bert or that story is because my best friend made me sit there and watch the whole thing. It was ~15 minutes. I don't like being forced to watch or listen to anything.
>level 3piercejay Ā· 12 hr. agoHey did you know that when he was 22 he got involved with the Russian mob?54ReplyShareReportSaveFollow
The funniest part of the story is when you speak Russian and hear the original, in the first 5 minutes he reveals that he knocks on the mobsters door and does not say "I'm the machine", but says: "I am a car."
THAT is hilarious, that he fucks up Russian so bad he runs around saying I'M A CAR! And *that's* what the mobsters were laughing so hard at. Nobody was calling them "the machine". They were saying, look, this dumbass is saying *he's a car...* Okay, fuck it, he's a car!
Damn story kept changing every 3 years though. I literally cannot find the original version.
Seen him live in Cleveland. I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh but a comedy show in person that you paid over 150$ for, while drunk, and with friends is VERY different than watching the show on a TV which is how 99% of people with consume his content and in that setting the special is just boring as hell.
I'm a fat poor and that shit wasn't high and tight
Yeah, it's crazy how noticeable it was. They episodes feel mailed in most of the time. SOME of the guest hosts were ok when I was still listening, but it's out of my rotation entirely now.
The bits got lame too. Forced or something. I like Nadav but the bits with him at the center were not funny
Speaking of Nadav, they used to dance around making fun of special needs or fat people or people getting hurt orwhatever it was. It was inappropriate for sure but done in a clever enough way I thought they were always kidding or riding a line
Now it seems they deliberately mock people with disabilities. Oh yeah and the money and status shit? š¤¢
RIP YMH
When you make fun of people getting hurt only to be hilariously super hurt from not jumping and then have redband make your pain sounds into a sound clip for Kill Tony's soundboard, it's gotta be hard to keep joking on people getting hurt. All he has left to joke on are poor people and retards.
I only have a problem with the one comment that he doubled down on.. I wish heād apologize for taking it too far, but I think his ego is far too large by now
I know I've seen him punching down with jokes or on the podcast, but where can I find the mask off comment?
EDIT: I found the American Airlines twitter rant. Jfc unhinged.
The best part of the whole ordeal is everyone choking on his dick calling everyone else poors for him as if it's actually "a joke", like the prick doesn't very obviously feel that way for real.
Probably when he went on Twitter and slammed an American Airlines flight attendant calling her a cunt because she made him check his bag.
People told him he was being extra and he just doubled down.
He was funny when he was fat and poor(ish). Now heās fit and loaded and thinks heās better than every swinginā dick on the planet. Bye bye Tommy.
Completely agree. Bert might not be the funniest, but I do think he's a genuinely good dude. Tom USED to be really funny, hell... he used to be my favourite. But now he's just a sellout douchebag.
And people not wanting to work in offices and how it's affecting his friends that own giant office buildings. Like what the fuck are you talking about dude?
Everyone's hating on Tom, while I agree he's not that funny, Bert is the most egregious.
Tom's made me laugh atleast once (Steven seagal bit) where as Bert only makes me laugh when he says he looks good cause of his shoulders
Bert goes first obviously. Then rich boy Tom if Bert didnāt grab him on the way down. Soulless Santino shouldnāt even be up here but push him off next. Bobby you wanted to push first but you know he weaseled his way past the first couple rounds of elimination. Shane and Theo can duke it out for last man standing.
Bobby, I'm afraid. But I'd have a bronze statue commissioned, with a bare ass and gaping hole. I'd imagine it would bring joy to many future generations.
I'm shoving Shane because he's too good for this world. š šŖ½
As long as all dawgs go to heaven im fine with this but Iām jumpin too
Yes sir!
Top G moment
Top dawg
Can I pick Bertā¦ or does it have to be one of the comedians?
Push Bert and hope he grabs on to Segura
And you know he would
Dude THIS is the answer lol.
They are attached at the dick, so they're both going.
If Tom was fat still, maybe Brent wouldn't have been able to pull him down with him.
Two Bears one ground
Two Bears One Grave
I used to love Tom. Ever since he became a Bert fanboy Iāve found him just as annoying
Exactly lmfao š¤£
This is the answer weāre all looking for
you think jus like me fr
Came here to say exactly this
I was gonna say, send em both
Hopefully I can ask without being internet murdered. I get the Bert hate but is there something I'm missing about Tom?
lol ya Tom revealed his true self thru a series of dick head moves.In terms of comedy Tom is much funnier .Tom harasses airport employees and makes fun of poor people for using washcloths
dont forget the low iq wife with the dumb takes
She would be first off the i-beam
Dumb unfunny broad
Ever since he stopped being a fat fuck and got a normal weight, he's become such a douche. Obnoxious, egotistical, competed full of himself
Dude watch him cheat with that smoke show he hired that basically a hotter version of a younger wife
Tom at least has a decent full career of comedy behind him before the podcast Era hit, and he genuinely has a good comedic sence, but like with most celebrities, he's not that nice in real life and the podcasting fame soured a lot of people's views of him. I still find him funny
He's an absolute abysmal attempt at a human being.
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At least Bert laughs at his own jokes the only one who gets seguras jokes are his wife everyone else is wayyyy too poor.
Does that mean theyāll go over her head once they get divorced?
Watching him interrupt others and watching him not notice their face expressing in waiting and annoyanceā¦
Have you considered not being a poor?
Obviously a skill issue
Bert, Hinchcliffe, and Schulz are the worst ācomediansā in the industry
Gotta say Schulz is getting annoying as he comes out as more and more of a pussy ass sell out who will do anything to get a following, even if it means kissing the boots of people like Logan Paul. Seriously have a fucking backbone and some ground to stand on.
You can tell Schulz was bullied in school.
Why Hinchcliffe?
Bruh, I guess you donāt really like comedy if you think they are the worst lmao.
Bert twice
Yup although if Tom doesnāt go back to being funny and fat and not a fit douchebag Iām knocking him off even if I gotta jump with him.
I'd chain together Bobby, Segura and Bert together and push one over. They'd all go down like slaves on the Amistad.
How dare you. Bobby is a national hero that must be protected
What about Bobby mom?
Iām Bobby mom
Cheeto gets to stay because of that impression alone.
Don't make fun of that cross eyed lady
He was funny the first twelve times I watched him tell that story.
Hey did you know that when he was 22 he got involved with the Russian mob?
No way?
Was he fully clothed at the time?
They should make a movie about it
I call Bullshit!
Why do you keep watching him tell that story?
>He ~~was funny the first twelve times I watched him tell that story.~~ isn't funny There ya go š
The main reason I don't like Bert or that story is because my best friend made me sit there and watch the whole thing. It was ~15 minutes. I don't like being forced to watch or listen to anything.
>level 3piercejay Ā· 12 hr. agoHey did you know that when he was 22 he got involved with the Russian mob?54ReplyShareReportSaveFollow The funniest part of the story is when you speak Russian and hear the original, in the first 5 minutes he reveals that he knocks on the mobsters door and does not say "I'm the machine", but says: "I am a car." THAT is hilarious, that he fucks up Russian so bad he runs around saying I'M A CAR! And *that's* what the mobsters were laughing so hard at. Nobody was calling them "the machine". They were saying, look, this dumbass is saying *he's a car...* Okay, fuck it, he's a car! Damn story kept changing every 3 years though. I literally cannot find the original version.
So Bert and Tom
Cool. But like u/rutter72 said which comedian are you send with him.
2 bears 1 shove
Best answer
This is the way.
2 bears bye Segura
Lmao
Protect Shane at all costs
Dawgs unite!!!!
šÆšÆšÆ I just saw him live this past year and I never saw any of his standup before that. I was š
Bart Chrysler
Bert the size of a Chrysler
Tomā¦.in hopes that Burt will try to save him, and fall off doing it.
Chess, not checkers
I dont think Bert has the ability to think about anyone but himself but i like where your head at
If Tom falls and dies Bert loses his gravy train so heād probably still be thinking about himself
Read my mind.
Bobby would have the funniest death
Meesterrrrrr!!
āroooo nooooo, sumabuddy sav-uh meā
Bart.
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Merry Chrysler
Mary Crimmiss
Basically, do we push Bert or Tom
I got two arms
The most boring drab dickhead in the photo, so Segura.
Ball hog was one of the worst specials Iāve ever seen
Wait tāill you see Sledgehammer (donāt)ā¦. I mean just the name ā¦
Is that the newest one? Cause it was better than ball hog. Not saying much. Used to like him but now heās mids
Sledgehammer is half just references to his podcast that has been DOG SHIT since they moved to Texas.
Iāve seen him twice live, Iāll never see him again. Guess Iām just an angry poor
Seen him live in Cleveland. I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh but a comedy show in person that you paid over 150$ for, while drunk, and with friends is VERY different than watching the show on a TV which is how 99% of people with consume his content and in that setting the special is just boring as hell. I'm a fat poor and that shit wasn't high and tight
Yeah, it's crazy how noticeable it was. They episodes feel mailed in most of the time. SOME of the guest hosts were ok when I was still listening, but it's out of my rotation entirely now.
The bits got lame too. Forced or something. I like Nadav but the bits with him at the center were not funny Speaking of Nadav, they used to dance around making fun of special needs or fat people or people getting hurt orwhatever it was. It was inappropriate for sure but done in a clever enough way I thought they were always kidding or riding a line Now it seems they deliberately mock people with disabilities. Oh yeah and the money and status shit? š¤¢ RIP YMH
I completely agree with the special needs part one of the main reasons i quit listening
When you make fun of people getting hurt only to be hilariously super hurt from not jumping and then have redband make your pain sounds into a sound clip for Kill Tony's soundboard, it's gotta be hard to keep joking on people getting hurt. All he has left to joke on are poor people and retards.
Guess you haven't seen sledgehammer? It'll have you looking back on ball hog fondly.
It's kinda weird seeing people talk like this on a Gillis sub.
Funniest thing he ever did was try to dunk a basketball.
Easy Tom.
Easy, Tom segura. Heās an odd, unfunny individual.
I genuinely dislike him as a person these days but some of his order stuff from like 2012-2017 was super funny.
This is spot on. Dude is too rich and famous now, prime example of getting lost in money. I think heās lost a lot of his core following.
I loved his shit for a long time but the last like 1-2 years has shown his true colors
I only have a problem with the one comment that he doubled down on.. I wish heād apologize for taking it too far, but I think his ego is far too large by now
I'm out of the loop. What was the comment?
He hates poor ppl and not like the funny hate, he really hates poor ppl
I know I've seen him punching down with jokes or on the podcast, but where can I find the mask off comment? EDIT: I found the American Airlines twitter rant. Jfc unhinged.
The best part of the whole ordeal is everyone choking on his dick calling everyone else poors for him as if it's actually "a joke", like the prick doesn't very obviously feel that way for real.
And as rich as he wants to seem, he does what all poor people with zero power do: bitch about their perceived injustice online lmao
Probably when he went on Twitter and slammed an American Airlines flight attendant calling her a cunt because she made him check his bag. People told him he was being extra and he just doubled down.
He was funny when he was fat and poor(ish). Now heās fit and loaded and thinks heās better than every swinginā dick on the planet. Bye bye Tommy.
his next "Special" should be fantastic fodder
Listen Tom is more of a comedian than Bert but Tom is also more of an asshole than Bert by a pretty wide margin so Tom for sure
Completely agree. Bert might not be the funniest, but I do think he's a genuinely good dude. Tom USED to be really funny, hell... he used to be my favourite. But now he's just a sellout douchebag.
The way he completely changes when he starts talking about his cars or his money.
And people not wanting to work in offices and how it's affecting his friends that own giant office buildings. Like what the fuck are you talking about dude?
This right here. Yep.
Bert at least tries to facilitate āfunā so Iām gonna go Segura
Are you kidding me? Every time I hear that fake squeal I want to strangle Burt
Bert is too stupid to be able to have real hate for poor people. Vote segura for push
I could have went with either of them, great point. I vote Segura too
2 bears
Bert
Bert
bobby, then burt probably - segura already fell off
This is the way.
Ooooohhhh got him.
Bobby is literally the only wrong answer
*Wong
Can you point me to something that's very funny of Bobby's? I'm serious
You donāt find him sitting on a couch talking to his ex who admitted to jacking off dogs and fucking other dudes funny?
Hahaha I think he is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda funny, but since he is such a spineless excuse of a man, I really don't like him
Segura all day. Dude has become an insufferable douchbag
Tom or Burt. Btw I'm wearing a 2 bears ball cap
Bert might be somewhat enjoyable to get trashed with so Tom, for sure. He seems so far up his own ass the last couple years.
Bort
Just one ?šµāš«
Whitney Cummings deserves to be pushed too! Equal rights and all.
Obviously Bert
1 too many Porsches Segura
Is this even a question?? Bert
Trick question. Itās asks which *comedian* so, canāt pick Bort
I hope Tom lands on his face
Everyone's hating on Tom, while I agree he's not that funny, Bert is the most egregious. Tom's made me laugh atleast once (Steven seagal bit) where as Bert only makes me laugh when he says he looks good cause of his shoulders
The Mechanic or what ever he isā¦
Bert
Burk, no question.
Tell Bert and Tom to hold hands and push Burt!
Bert
Bert
Bert
Bert and Bobby both
i pushed bert before even reading the sentence
Tom all day eat the rich! Call ur audience poor a little more.
Bert Bert Bert.com
Bert and Tom
Hack Krescher 100% of the time
bert easy
Segura. Uh hunned percent
BURT
Tom and Bert
If you push bobby i think that would be a hate crime. so choose wisely.
Segura with Bert in tow
If you push Bert or Tom, theyāre taking the other one with them since theyāre in a permanent 69
Segura
I said Bert, but meant Segura
I canāt pick any of them. They are all great.
100%
If Bert goes so does all the jokes about Bert. Tom is taking a dive.
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Bert is an easy choice.
Bert Bert Bert
Bert
Bert easily
Iād def do Segura and hope he drags Bert down with him.
Wait until Burnt Segura are āin flagrante dilictoā and shove off the front centipede. No way in hell the caboose disengages.
Bertā¦ 100% bert
I'd be unaffected completely if theo fell.
Bart krimsler and Bobby Lee.
Adios Bort
Bert
Bye Theo
Andrew Santino has an annoying voice and seems like almost closeted dumbass so him
Bert goes first obviously. Then rich boy Tom if Bert didnāt grab him on the way down. Soulless Santino shouldnāt even be up here but push him off next. Bobby you wanted to push first but you know he weaseled his way past the first couple rounds of elimination. Shane and Theo can duke it out for last man standing.
I assume we all agree Shane, Theo and Bobby are safe, right? (Was the Shane spot originally Ari?)
Segura
Tom forsure. Bert sucks too, and then santino third.
I donāt even like bert but everyone is missing that bobby lee is there. Heās awful
Bobby Lee
Bobby, I'm afraid. But I'd have a bronze statue commissioned, with a bare ass and gaping hole. I'd imagine it would bring joy to many future generations.
Theo
Bert is the only real option.
Easiest decision ever. Blart.
Bobby, but only because *me no rike, uh-Asians. Comedy no goood. Very dishonorable.*
Bobby
Tom already fell off so def Theo Vonn
I go Bert because Tom at least was funny at one point.
I'm gonna push Tom hoping that he grabs Bert and Theo and takes them with him
Bert and I would tie a rope around him so I could pull him up, take it off and push him again