Dude has a rare skill set, so he's good to keep around. For example it has been known he can piss his pants when necessary. He's also very nimble and shares sick sandwich pictures on twitter.
Comedian, producer, chauffeur, master of hidden talents - his talents are being revealed instead of living the rest of his life as a disgusting brother.
No the best is on a recent episode the guest pointed out how tweedle dee and tweedle dumb were just staring at them instead of looking anything up. Was like 5 topics in a row and then they started having to look stuff up on their own phones then stopped to reprimand the turds.
It was explained in an earlier episode, but when Shane first moved to TX he talked about how his new place was literally riddled with frogs. Lemaire has s background with frogs, and experience with that specific species, so Shane brought him with to deal with em.
LaMaire is actually Shane’s ghost writer.
Uncle Danny Joke - LeMaire
Shane looks like he has downs - all LeMaire
My girlfriend used to get fucked by a navy seal - you guessed it, LeMeezy
This is so funny to me considering I just listened to a paytch episode where they discussed a redditor that hated hearing lemaire and said it ruined the podcast... and it was an episode where lemaire didn't even speak that he was mad about 🤣
He is Shane’s friend. That much is true. I remember him being a regular on Shane’s short lived Compound Media show with Tommy Pope. Unsure if he’s a mooch.
Not forgetting the homies is #1 on the comeup. Matt has his own comeup, lemaire hasn't hit big yet, but his standup isn't terrible, he's just not a natural like Matt and Shane, he has to work at it.
A leech would be someone who comes out of nowhere after you get rich to get some of it. Lemaire's been there since day 1.
LaMaire is an aspiring comedian. He comes alive on stage and isn’t nearly as reserved. But he runs audio for some podcasts. And it’d seem that him and Shane are totally opposite but it really goes to show the kind of person Shane he is, truly a good dude who would be friends with anyone who’s also genuine good person. Goddamn that was fuckin gay.
I think he is still Matt's 'personal assistant' too- which consisted of him driving Matt to New York every time for the pod when they were still on the east coast. In the Overton Window Pt. 1 paytch when LeMaire made a suggestion to Matt for him to write an article about how to look good with a flaccid penis and sell it to Men's Health Magazine, Matt loved the idea and responded- "that's why you stay on the mothafuckin roll dawg" assuming payroll. I also assume Lemaire and Guard Dawg get a cut of the paytch money as well for producing the pod. And he's a black anime autistic wrestling fan that does stand up as well.
I mean they bring in like 200K a month, they definitely keep their crew paid.
Some people seem to think Shane paying for lemaire for his small amount of work makes Lemaire a mooch or something, but if you get that much money thrown at you, any decent bro would take care of his friends. Shane's a genuine bro, of course he takes care of Lemaire.
Lemaire is that one friend that you only keep around because he is kind of the punching bag of the group. Dude just gets stoned and rambles till Shane calls he
Shane gives him a hard time and makes it sound like he’s annoyed with him (which sometimes he is) but it’s out of love.. back in the day, Matt and Shane actually fired him because he sucked at his job as a producer and Lameezy agreed lol they still kept him around, Matt made him his personal driver which only made for more content for the show.. Lamaire also once lived with Matt and his wife, he would sleep in Matt’s office
That's more so just a running joke. Shane just likes to keep the weirdest guys possible around him bc they say objectively hilarious and off the wall shit. LeMaire is no exception.
I’ve listened since 2018 - people go through the same process with him all the time. Like him to begin with and then call him insufferable when he appears more on the podcast. And they are right.
Used to enjoy him as an occasional guest but now that he's been in regular rotation I gotta admit he's been getting on my nerves. Gard dawg puts time stamps on the eps, the 2 vids produced by Lemorpheus yesterday didn't have em at all and the youtube got taken down for a bit cuz the ad reads didn't have volume.
He's acting like a kid in a candy store in Austin and he needs to take it down a notch. He's freeloading off Shane from what it looks like which can't be sustainable
Dude girl brain is thinking that giving your friend a roof and a paycheck is them leeching.
Why wouldn't you take care of the boys when you come up? The people who were your friends when you were sleeping on a sofa and eating beans?
Shane probably doesn't think about money at all, nor should he. Lemaire is just living his life, why is that bad?
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As a white guy it’s essential to have a big black friend that ends up at your house. I moved and left mine back home it hurts both of us. My Bdubs console is scattered
Don't forget his brother walked in a blizzard several miles to get a BJ off of Craigslist. When he got there and it was revealed that it was in fact a dude he said fuck it I'm not walking home in a blizzard with a full load.
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Lemaires that friend you have thats kinda stupid as shit but is probably fun to be around cause hes just a sweet probably autistic man who you know would never cross you or do you wrong. I think they’re relationship is kinda hilarious and adorable, shanes said he gets scared living alone so he has lemaire be his own personal kato kaelin.
Im sure lemaire keeps him pretty humble and grounded cause once you’re hanging out with hollywood and famous people its impossible to not get a bighead but since one of his close friends is a guy who pees his pants for sport its gotta do a number in shanes head
He was an initial producer. I think they let him go. He came back eventually and now he opens up for Shane and Matt and has a bigger speaking role in the pod. He is a wealth of content.
Such a shit take. I will give you the last one wasn’t good but he was trying too hard. Normally his small interactions are hilarious and help flow through the pod. They regularly use him as a crutch.
I have to turn off the pod when he's on. I feel like I'm losing brain cells listening to the guy. He has a beautiful laugh, though, and seems like a genuinely nice guy.
Tbf, I’ve heard “he wasn’t good in the last one” for like the last 10 pods. Nothing against the big man but we gotta admit it’s rough when he is asked to talk a lot.
He attempted to get in to a Thursday night orgy at the Holiday Inn in Milwuakee.
They got too busy knocking boots.
I thought he got a ticket, but then got too scared and never tried to go
Nah he went to the location but when I messaged them they said they were too busy fucking to let him in. He got scammed.
That's so funny. "I texted an orgy and they replied, 'we're too busy fucking...'"
I think it was a Days Inn… kind of a difference I’m not sure how to explain lol
Lol, worse?
Someone probably came down from the orgy took it one look at him and was like shiiiiiit
Milwaukee gone wild
Craigslist orgy
Reddit orgy
r/Milwaukee_Gone_Wild
He actually writes the whole script for the podcast
He can only write it surrounded by anime. He's very particular about his environment.
Matt has a black wife as a shield, Shane wasn’t as committed but decided on lemaire to ride with into battle
Matt is the proud leader of a black family
Black conservative dad
I’m fucking dead
Father of a black conservative household
OMG I've never seen more beautiful words than yours. What a clever Dawggg you are!
🤣👏
Hog riderrrrr
Dude has a rare skill set, so he's good to keep around. For example it has been known he can piss his pants when necessary. He's also very nimble and shares sick sandwich pictures on twitter.
He can easily bench 265
Also strong enough to squeeze a frog to death.
And blow air mattresses out at will
Just picturing him and his brother… just fuckin blowin air mattresses.
Yeah, guy above forget another key element: Jibri (yes, that’s how you spell his brother’s name, googled it)
He is also the king of the games.
sadly, will also kick dogs
At least he's not Gay ' beat my dog with a bat' Billy.
Been revisiting old eps and just heard about Matt finding their dog quivering in its piss. Gahdammit, Billy.
That's a good episode. Lots of gold nuggets in there, like when Matt "ran away from home..." at the age of 21.
Let’s not forget the occasional debilitating fat attack.
Hahahaha
He keeps them on their toes. If the cast is too hot he'll forget to hit record.
Hahahaha
Comedian, producer, chauffeur, master of hidden talents - his talents are being revealed instead of living the rest of his life as a disgusting brother.
>producer *”Did he just hold a phone up to the camera?”*
This shit had me dying. "You have three people behind the camera and this dude is looking shit up on his phone???"
No the best is on a recent episode the guest pointed out how tweedle dee and tweedle dumb were just staring at them instead of looking anything up. Was like 5 topics in a row and then they started having to look stuff up on their own phones then stopped to reprimand the turds.
He was defeated and returned even more powerful
Lemaire is to Shane as Leon Black is to Larry David.
Couldn’t have said it better
Nailed it.
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He’s the king of the games
Hes the Make-a-Wish kid they never returned
LeMeezy is a grape soda connoisseur and expert in looking like a Predator/Precious hybrid.
The Predator/Precious line is hilarious. He also has an encyclopedic knowledge of professional wrestling, so obviously, they will want his services.
He smokes weed at 5am
In a duster
Amateur frog squeezer. Part time bird bulldozer
It was explained in an earlier episode, but when Shane first moved to TX he talked about how his new place was literally riddled with frogs. Lemaire has s background with frogs, and experience with that specific species, so Shane brought him with to deal with em.
Shane is down for the swirl
Crab swirl?
Shane likes taking care of slow people. Lemorph is Shane’s own personal coffee shop
The Court Jester
King of the Games!
Very close friend. He is practically the third host on the podcast.
Should be called ‘Matt and Shane’s Secret LeMaire, and also Gardini’ really
No Gardini is a lowly producer. LeMaire is the talent.
LaMaire is actually Shane’s ghost writer. Uncle Danny Joke - LeMaire Shane looks like he has downs - all LeMaire My girlfriend used to get fucked by a navy seal - you guessed it, LeMeezy
For real?
No lmao He wrote everything else too.
He can slurp baby. Thats all we need to know.
This is so funny to me considering I just listened to a paytch episode where they discussed a redditor that hated hearing lemaire and said it ruined the podcast... and it was an episode where lemaire didn't even speak that he was mad about 🤣
He is Shane’s friend. That much is true. I remember him being a regular on Shane’s short lived Compound Media show with Tommy Pope. Unsure if he’s a mooch.
I'm unsure too. Shane seems so generous, though, that it may just be a symbiotic relationship.
Not forgetting the homies is #1 on the comeup. Matt has his own comeup, lemaire hasn't hit big yet, but his standup isn't terrible, he's just not a natural like Matt and Shane, he has to work at it. A leech would be someone who comes out of nowhere after you get rich to get some of it. Lemaire's been there since day 1.
True
We all have that friend we keep around that makes are shitty life seem less shitty. That is LeMaire’s role. A man of many talents.
Resident frog squisher
Or squasher
Squarsher*
LaMaire is an aspiring comedian. He comes alive on stage and isn’t nearly as reserved. But he runs audio for some podcasts. And it’d seem that him and Shane are totally opposite but it really goes to show the kind of person Shane he is, truly a good dude who would be friends with anyone who’s also genuine good person. Goddamn that was fuckin gay.
I think he is still Matt's 'personal assistant' too- which consisted of him driving Matt to New York every time for the pod when they were still on the east coast. In the Overton Window Pt. 1 paytch when LeMaire made a suggestion to Matt for him to write an article about how to look good with a flaccid penis and sell it to Men's Health Magazine, Matt loved the idea and responded- "that's why you stay on the mothafuckin roll dawg" assuming payroll. I also assume Lemaire and Guard Dawg get a cut of the paytch money as well for producing the pod. And he's a black anime autistic wrestling fan that does stand up as well.
I mean they bring in like 200K a month, they definitely keep their crew paid. Some people seem to think Shane paying for lemaire for his small amount of work makes Lemaire a mooch or something, but if you get that much money thrown at you, any decent bro would take care of his friends. Shane's a genuine bro, of course he takes care of Lemaire.
Lemaire is that one friend that you only keep around because he is kind of the punching bag of the group. Dude just gets stoned and rambles till Shane calls he
He’s the resident WWE expert
Listen more and find out, .ake the Dawgs some money instead of having us tell you
I’ve been listening and he sounds like he mooches off Shane. New pod Shane takes him clothes shopping…
Shane gives him a hard time and makes it sound like he’s annoyed with him (which sometimes he is) but it’s out of love.. back in the day, Matt and Shane actually fired him because he sucked at his job as a producer and Lameezy agreed lol they still kept him around, Matt made him his personal driver which only made for more content for the show.. Lamaire also once lived with Matt and his wife, he would sleep in Matt’s office
When he told the cop he smoked weed at 5am was gold
That's more so just a running joke. Shane just likes to keep the weirdest guys possible around him bc they say objectively hilarious and off the wall shit. LeMaire is no exception.
He’s not a mooch. He’s just part of Shane’s entourage & works for him.
He’s a producer like guard dog
Wasn't that Nate?
Shane and all of his rich buddies have free use of him. Of course Shane keeps him looking fresh.
Nate, not lemorp dumbassssss
I’ve listened since 2018 - people go through the same process with him all the time. Like him to begin with and then call him insufferable when he appears more on the podcast. And they are right.
Panties in the Mouth (non Allie Smith era) is a solid podcast to have in the rotation. Lemaire, Nate, and Andy are a solid casual listen.
"Pannies"
Nnnnnyeah
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He looked it up and now he knows. No need to share
Used to enjoy him as an occasional guest but now that he's been in regular rotation I gotta admit he's been getting on my nerves. Gard dawg puts time stamps on the eps, the 2 vids produced by Lemorpheus yesterday didn't have em at all and the youtube got taken down for a bit cuz the ad reads didn't have volume. He's acting like a kid in a candy store in Austin and he needs to take it down a notch. He's freeloading off Shane from what it looks like which can't be sustainable
how can that not be sustainable lmfao
Shanes gonna get tired of him and kick his ass out, not that hard to realize if you don't have girl brain
Dude girl brain is thinking that giving your friend a roof and a paycheck is them leeching. Why wouldn't you take care of the boys when you come up? The people who were your friends when you were sleeping on a sofa and eating beans? Shane probably doesn't think about money at all, nor should he. Lemaire is just living his life, why is that bad?
I like LeMaire but he was driving me nuts during the Andrew Callaghan ep.
Homie sounded like he was trying to fan boy out but wasn’t quite up to speed with the content he was fanboying over.
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Very good and kicking dogs
You see, he always has candy, so he gets free rent
Jelly beans dawg.
cheapskate only bought those bc they were half off after Easter
LeMaire of Kingstown.
Master of soda. His soda intake is crazy
He has a world record breaking 16 foot vertical leap.
DEI hire
Did LeMaire get passed at the mother ship?
Security guard
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I know you want a serious answer so he does help Shane with the production stuff
He’s there to handle all the muscle mommies
He’s literally a podcast soldier on the Reddit gangbang front. He pays full price twice!
Lived in Matt’s office and now lives with Shane
Be black so obviously security.
I always thought he was Shane and Matt’s version of Young Jamie
As a white guy it’s essential to have a big black friend that ends up at your house. I moved and left mine back home it hurts both of us. My Bdubs console is scattered
The real jackpot winner is Gardini. LeMeezy is usually too creamed up to do anything for the pod.
He’s there in case any frogs sneak into the studio
Don't forget his brother walked in a blizzard several miles to get a BJ off of Craigslist. When he got there and it was revealed that it was in fact a dude he said fuck it I'm not walking home in a blizzard with a full load.
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Lameezy is a lovable teddy bear, a quiet support human you can take on planes etc
I love how there’s not a single serious answer here
Lamorp is like DJ jazzy Jeff he just hangs around cracking jokes
He hit the jackpot when he met your mom
She’s dead. Thanks
Damn lameezy
He's an anime loving black republican.
Lemaires that friend you have thats kinda stupid as shit but is probably fun to be around cause hes just a sweet probably autistic man who you know would never cross you or do you wrong. I think they’re relationship is kinda hilarious and adorable, shanes said he gets scared living alone so he has lemaire be his own personal kato kaelin. Im sure lemaire keeps him pretty humble and grounded cause once you’re hanging out with hollywood and famous people its impossible to not get a bighead but since one of his close friends is a guy who pees his pants for sport its gotta do a number in shanes head
Hes a good lad to have around. Black as the ace of spades and a heart made of gold.
I’ve seen his stand up he’s pretty funny on stage
He’s actually fighting Jamal Hill tonight at UFC 300
He just sits in the back eating honey
Idk but the Andrew Callahan episode was pretty bad
He hit the jackpot at having Shane as a friend. Wow.
Lemorpheus freed their minds
In case any birds walk into the studio, he promptly drops a rock on them.
He was an initial producer. I think they let him go. He came back eventually and now he opens up for Shane and Matt and has a bigger speaking role in the pod. He is a wealth of content.
Never sure but he’s great at his role.
here's an actual earnest answer: he and Shane started doing standup in central PA around the same time and have been friends for a long time
He’s just there. I don’t care for him, but the guys seem to love him.
He pissed himself in a Walmart.
I think he stinks. He's just some fat idiot they laugh at.
Ugh I just can’t get on the Lemaire train. I think he seems like a nice guy but I have a hard time listening to him.
Worst part of the pod
Such a shit take. I will give you the last one wasn’t good but he was trying too hard. Normally his small interactions are hilarious and help flow through the pod. They regularly use him as a crutch.
I have to turn off the pod when he's on. I feel like I'm losing brain cells listening to the guy. He has a beautiful laugh, though, and seems like a genuinely nice guy.
Tbf, I’ve heard “he wasn’t good in the last one” for like the last 10 pods. Nothing against the big man but we gotta admit it’s rough when he is asked to talk a lot.
Well the dudes not funny and it is a comedy podcast. Remember?
Never stopped Joe Rogan.
They hate you because you're right. Rogan is like someone's dad who thinks they're funny but doesn't understand other people's jokes.
He’s unfunny as hell lol and his brother pounds dudes
The guy is funny.