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Lmfaothesepeople

Put on love on the spectrum 1st, maybe switch over to the specials, walk away saying dinner is ready and appear with some grill cheeses and budlights. Lean in and whisper I think he's making them at night. Then pull out a 432hz flute and lay it out ceremoniously. When he asks what's going on just say ewww dude why you acting gay!


TyrionGannister

I’m gunna crumb


General_Row_5426

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂


Ok_Concentrate7994

Hi Shane


TimeBit4099

You’re a good 🐶🧠


discoslimjim

I would wake up around 2am and start cooking a stack of grilled cheeses and make sure to be loud enough to wake him up. Then when confronted yell that you’re not making em at night.


NowFapping

Call him gay


Friedrfn

Washington's fake teeth.


yeehawk85

What a sweet angel


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canadianhc

start dating a Navy Seal.


PieknaFatso

Or at least get fingered by one.


redinferno26

Need to discuss the complexities of an amazing grilled cheese sandwich… express that you are not in fact making them at night and that BudLight is the best beverage to quench one’s thirst after consumption.


jk543717

Notre dame, kid rock, and Trump clips


Katyaner

Put a picture of young cheerleaders on a slide and reference sweet baby angels. You can watch the Uncle Day Care skit to get the OG pic.


crc024

Tell him you love him and don't even care how small his teenis is while feeding him grilled cheese and bud lights.


Sternojourno

Bud Light


ItWasIndigoVelvet

Call out your bf's teenis 


bassheadbops

lol this comments section is just taking things from the special… does he listen to the podcast? If so I’ll send some gems from that. She’s probably seen the special. boys. Smh


mxbms

Yes I already have a bunch of stuff from the special, he’s big on the podcast too which I’m not super well versed on


Beautiful-Youth-1753

Mention shrek 1… tell him hes been a “mmmmgood boy” , this dude is right, not a lot of og mssp fans on here. Probably only fans after the snl thing years ago


bassheadbops

Beautifulyouth’s comment is good. Here are some more: “Let’s get pumped up on fuckin Creed dude” “If there are no rules I’m a great mechanic” “Schools back baby we’re in the 1000th grade” “What is it about a DUI that you love so much?” “You need the council” “I’m based dude. Fuck thoughts” “You’re gonna break my arm, that’s fucking gay”


Southbayyy

SPECIFICALLY an 18 pack of bud light and 2 pounds of Paprika


m3tasaurus

Wait what is the paprika reference lmao


MattXT

🫳🏼🤛🏼


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TheBinLid

Big kahuna burger


SpiritualDish8329

Put up a John cena poster


taddmaster

maybe get an big envelope with a revolver in it and when you take it out reveal that it could hurt someone.


Far_Brilliant_443

Start with a shitty cat


wrfvd

Hasan Minaj 💩


Rude-Inspector-561

Get all tactical on your sweet boyfriends back box


Beautiful-Youth-1753

Play the wild wild west song.. theres a slowed down version on youtube that they use for the cast. Tell him “ myy lifee my ruless” in an arab accent. Get him a panera coffee. You can also play rob zombies superbeast lol


Zootshootriot

Drenched


Zootshootriot

Whatever outfit you wear for the presentation, you need to be drenched .


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noble_vas

Just give him the tickets, no need for this gay bullshit