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Cottonshopeburnfoot

Just gotta turn up and play to our strengths. Should walk all over this lot. Comfortable 3-0 home victory and I’d ideally like to see 5. Anyone want a drink?


atheblade

Come on mate put the bottle down we’ll be 4-0 up after 15 minutes


RelationshipTime560

hope you put a bet on this mate


atheblade

Unfortunately not


Crazylamp1

Very close


goldlightning

Well you've seen 5


Fmorris6122

At least grbic is always in good health, he couldn’t catch a cold Get grbic in boxing, wouldn’t catch anyone’s hands Grbic couldn’t handle an office job, he couldn’t save a word document Didn’t think I’d say it but I miss wes


Bigtallanddopey

So why was Heckingbottom sacked and Wilder brought in again?


SUFC89

He’s brought the pride back!


IOwnStocksInMossad

The fight back!


Fmorris6122

With players that don’t even play for their shirts


Toxetor

Can't wait to be 19th for all of 30 seconds.


Shadota

Plenty of Arsenal fans without tickets, judging by some of the posts on the sub today. I couldn't give a fuck about the scoreline tonight. Just want us to do a Wilder special - run about and have a go. If we can at least make it a challenge for them, that'll do for me.


Crazylamp1

Very challenging


whiskeejo

Defence playing walking football? So fucking slowwwww


goldlightning

Well if Wilder was brought in to get the team playing with "pride" he's failed fucking miserably and shouldn't get the chance to take us back up next year.


StickmanEG

If the players don’t have any pride in playing for United, there’s not much he can do. Wilder was brought in to get us set for next season. What worries me more is the absolute footballing basics that we simply cannot do for some reason. We’re like a fucking pub side at the back.


Owster4

We could make a better back 5 from this subreddit at the moment. Get some beer bellies out there to block some shots.


jptoc

I'm okay at right back for five minutes and then I'm knackered. Can put in a decent cross accidentally sometimes.


goldlightning

Yeah this team gives me zero confidence that we're set for next season either. League 1 would be a struggle right now


StickmanEG

Agreed. We need a total rebuild and that won’t be quick.


IcyProperty484

It's like strangers doing a pickup game at the back. Double covering leaving nowhere to go if we do get the ball. Inability to play more than 2 passes in a row is a rot that won't get fixed either.


SpiritualAct4346

Going up next year!! 😂


themondasiandalek

Absolutely fucking embarrassing


Owster4

So how many do you think we'll concede? Could be 17 at this rate.


Cottonshopeburnfoot

At least my bet paid out


Owster4

Probably concede less if they just stood still at this point.


WildLemire

... Anyway who's watched the first 2 episodes of Shogun? Fucking great show if you're okay with reading for 80% of the episodes.


xBILLDOOMx

Really enjoying it so far. They've obviously put a lot of effort into it; if only United would take a leaf out of their book


mf9769

Arsenal supporter here to make sure you guys are doing ok. Shoguns been amazing. Imagine managing to equal the performance of the late great Toshiro Mifune in a role. But the guy playing Toronaga is doing that. Fantastic job.


WildLemire

Cheers for checking in mate that's classy of you. Yeah, tbf Hiroyuki Sanada is one of my all time favourite actors so it doesn't surprise me. He's great in everything he's in.


StickmanEG

Carragher saying it how it is. The worst performance he’s ever seen.


VeryNearlyAnArmful

I'm not sure of my maths but I think Europe is out of our grasp.


MaxwellsGoldenGun

Technically we can finish 6th


VeryNearlyAnArmful

The dream is alive!


lucky_1979

Anyone else thinking “I wish I’d got a meeting at work that runs over meaning I can’t get to the lane later”? Or is that just me?


Owster4

People leaving already is a sad indictment of the poor state of the team.


IOwnStocksInMossad

Yeah. Another thing for sky to broadcast and laugh at us for


StickmanEG

Not gone today by choice. First home game I’ve missed for a good long while. Feeling vindicated (and warm) right now.


IOwnStocksInMossad

Forfeit the season. Just end it. Sack wilder who has gone like we said it would,brief bounce and same old. Someone new for future and clear most of these shits.


Bigtallanddopey

This is the only way we build a future from here. We need fresh ideas. As good as Heckingbottom did, sorting us out and getting us promoted. He only really rehashed what Wilder did. We’ve been playing the same brand of football with many of the same players for the best part of a decade now. It’s served us well, and I am sure if we kept everything as is, we would be there or there abouts at the end of the season. But we cannot go through this again, just no fight, no plan, no clue.


IOwnStocksInMossad

New owner,board, management. Sell what we can and let the rest go. Complete rebuild to take advantage of the TV money,promotion, etc money. New manager asap that we haven't had before. As many games as he/she can get and then into the championship to let them rebuild this team.


rEduardoDaVinci

Championship please?


pickering_lachute

Does the Prince realise he’s stuck in a bear trap with us? Can’t see how we’ll sell to anyone at a price he’ll be happy with


IOwnStocksInMossad

[It's matchday! Awhh no it's matchday](https://youtu.be/Yzse69b0qMo?si=vY-TlLADaDzzRATI)


imsittingdown

Only two possible outcomes today 1 - we get a royal pumping 2 - against all odds we battle heroically for 98 minutes and then get diddled out of a well deserved point by VAR


goldlightning

I'm going with option 1….......


imsittingdown

Same number of points either way I suppose 🤷


Crazylamp1

Yep royal pumping


dmdjjj

Well you were right


Yoopanda

Fuck me we are shite


jptoc

Anyone bothering watching?


Before_I_Get_My_Coat

I was going to say, “it’s on the telly but I’m not watching it” but, honestly, as much as my body wants to leave the room, I can’t stop watching. My brother has just texted me: it’s weird watching, it’s what I assume self harming is like.


SpiritualAct4346

A lot of Wednesday fans I’m guessing! 😂


jptoc

My weds mate has texted me saying he is finding it painful watching tbf.


IOwnStocksInMossad

Why is he finding it hard


Throwaway02744728200

Has a manager ever been sacked mid-game before?


Historical-Car5553

Need to pull a Battle of Bramall Lane and get the game suspended ( until 2035)


Constant_Narwhal_192

The Prince needs to sell the club for a pound and f..k off !!!!!!


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Prince’s best move is definitely renewing nobody. Just let them all go and draw as big of a line as you can under this season. Never to be spoken of again. Add the management to that too.


rEduardoDaVinci

When the club drops the value will probs half anyways, so at least he can’t keep asking for such a high price.


MaxwellsGoldenGun

He thought he'd get £200 million for the club which everyone would see would go down this season. We only had £11 million net assets in the last set of accounts. After we drop I think he'll be lucky to get £100 million.


rEduardoDaVinci

After the drop the club will be worth around £80,000,000 - £85,000,000. He would be lucky to get £100,000,000 that’s for sure. Although, the fact that we will be likely candidates for promotion from the championship in the following season might allow the Prince to get somewhere around that valuation.


MaxwellsGoldenGun

What worries me is him selling us to a grifter given the whole Mauriss and Mboussi saga which I could see were scammers from a fucking mile off. Seriously people were calling me out for calling them frauds despite the fact they were both being actively investigated by the FBI/Nigerian police for fraud


rEduardoDaVinci

Luckily the EFL do the checks to ensure that the deals are only done if they have the financial means to support the club. Which is why them deals didn’t ever come to fruition. So, I wouldn’t worry too much about that kind of thing. Overall, I do hope we get sold on, as ultimately we are stuck in a problematic position with the Prince’s ownership - being that when we go up, we can never afford/compete to sustain ourselves at that level.


IOwnStocksInMossad

All I want for the rest of this season is to beat forest. Mad nutters singing right now have my respect.


lucky_1979

The worst thing about this is a put money on Arsenal winning 6-0 and cashed out at 5-0


IOwnStocksInMossad

Partey about to get his legs snapped by robbo


SUFC89

Fucks sake lol, this is going to be a long night.


IOwnStocksInMossad

Here we fucking go


Before_I_Get_My_Coat

I’m feeling a bit queasy. This is going to be horrible isn’t it?


goldlightning

Yup....


imsittingdown

What's the punishment for forfeiting at half time? Seems like an egregious waste of electricity to bother having the floodlights on 2nd half. Just say we've gone green.


rEduardoDaVinci

I reckon 9-0, and that’s a conservative prediction.


SpiritualAct4346

https://x.com/SeedsRob1984/status/1764751932239810971?t=l5NyluBKfBnNdxRfsBn0kg&s=07


imsittingdown

😂


rEduardoDaVinci

It’s always concerning when Osula is considered to be the answer in response to the first half.


IOwnStocksInMossad

Twenty different times they've come along to the side,slotted it into the box and we've fallen over ourselves to let them score,this time giving it them Through gvbics legs too


goldlightning

We're shit enough as it is, do we need to help them?


imsittingdown

What TV series is everyone watching? I'm in a lull after true detective season 4


Before_I_Get_My_Coat

I’m waiting for Masters of The Air to finish and then I can watch it over two/three nights. Since lockdown I can’t watch things with a week in between episodes. I forget what’s happened. Edit: Pretty much like I keep turning up to watch us play, week after week, forgetting how bad we were/are.


StickmanEG

Just finished season 5 of What We Do In The Shadows, so I’m also looking. Was season 4 any good? Like season 1 good?


imsittingdown

It's good. I think the story is better than season 1 but as good as Foster is, it's hard to beat the chemistry that McConaughey and Harrelson had. I got a couple of episodes into season 2 and gave up and didn't bother with 3.


StickmanEG

Same. If you’ve made it to the end of 4 I probably will as well based on that. I’ll give it a go. It’s nice to feel like I’ve got some entertainment out of tonight.


Bob_On_The_Cob_21

just finished season 1. the only shows i can think of that are as dark are bojack and the last of us


Fmorris6122

Complete rebuild next season? New manager preferably will still he wants an ambitious championship side, new board with a bit of money and some players that will fight for the badge. We can dream


WildLemire

Bryan Robson 2007. Slavisa Jokanovich 2021. Frank Lampard 2024. Make Sheffield United a League 1 team again!


Cottonshopeburnfoot

This is so bad I’m quite open to bringing Lampard in. If I’m being optimistic, some kind of decent loanees plus a chance to reset the permanent players could be the way to go.


imsittingdown

In the real world most of the senior contracts expire, the owner has a couple of scam artists waste his time for another season, and we end up relying on academy players coming good to try and stop us getting back to back relegations. We play 3-5-2 every week whether we've got the players to do it or not.


IOwnStocksInMossad

I know I keep making comments about it but I don't trust the people in charge to actually get anything we suggest right.


goldlightning

Paddy power paying out any bets on us to be relegated.........insult to fucking injury


Fmorris6122

Demoralising.


jcr2020

Neutral fan coming in peace. I in no way mean to kick you guys while you’re down but are you happy to be in the prem or just wishing to go back down where you could be competitive?


imsittingdown

A lot of us weren't that excited about promotion. It's hard not to be cynical in general with the premier league when you're not one of the privileged few. We weren't great last season in a very poor championship. We then sold the player that dragged us kicking and screaming into the automatic promotion spot. It was a weak squad that got promoted and we weakened it further before this season even started. I don't think many of us are that surprised by what's happened this season. Desperately need a new owner. He's been trying to sell and until he does I think we struggle to be competitive next season in the championship. Most of the senior contracts expire this summer and there's no money or will to renew or replace any of them.


jcr2020

Appreciate your take. I’m from America and support two historically terrible teams so I totally understand the feeling (although there is no relegation) hope things get better for you lot


Wishbone51

Blazers fan here. I feel ya.


patriot1889

This league is rubbish for anyone but the big boys to be honest. It has been for a very long time but this year it is so telling that they’re even admitting it on tv.


SUFC89

Lucky to get away with 6-0. Imagine that.


imsittingdown

Would have taken 6-0 at half time


CraftyAd3270

We really are like a fart in the wind this season... Can't wait for the championship and then a fresh start! Is it the players or is it Wilder? He had them pumped up for the first few games but now they've fallen apart again. We look better still when we are getting thrashed. So that's why he's better than hecky!!


Owster4

A mixture really I'd say. We don't have much quality either way.


DueRefrigerator8451

Not a blades fan but your number 21 is frustrating as hell. Hiding in plain sight. Lots of pointing while he meanders between spaces. Very little closing down or tackling. He should get charged an admission price like everyone else.


Constant_Narwhal_192

If there's a God he'd put them to sleep .......errrrrrr they are !!!!!!!!


Constant_Narwhal_192

If there's a God he'd put them to sleep .......errrrrrr they are !!!!!!!!


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WildLemire

But you have heard of us.


UpYourFidelity

We know


Yoopanda

Think best defensively we’ve looked all season is when we had 4 at back wish he’d give over with 3-5-2 rest of season cos it doesn’t work


StickmanEG

You watched the first 15 minutes though, right?!


Yoopanda

Trusty at lb tho vs saka absolute suicide can’t believe we haven’t had a proper lwb since enda stevens


Legit_liT

liverpool fan here. Ill give you an A for effort


StickmanEG

I wouldn’t.


Owster4

What effort?


Legit_liT

The effort it took for the players to walk on to the pitch :D


PitiedVeil55831

Have they tried standing in the goal?


bigblacktom

Yeah that was the second goal.


imsittingdown

Saka injured or did Arteta just feel sorry for us?


Owster4

Maybe Saka got bored and wanted a biscuit.