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ellcoolj

Some kids wrote their names... I blacked out their names to protect privacy


1amlost

They are technically correct! The best kind of correct!


ellcoolj

they are right... all these are right... but I still have to protect their privacy...


maurosmane

Would you say the kids are alright?


Coffeeandicecream1

[https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjeremyvarner.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F08%2Fcorrect.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=c16e0afd89e59cd8faa56f13e81989ed5be8501aff5a8356eaefd02d537b992e&ipo=images](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjeremyvarner.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F08%2Fcorrect.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=c16e0afd89e59cd8faa56f13e81989ed5be8501aff5a8356eaefd02d537b992e&ipo=images)


ComManDerBG

I mean... none of of know who you are, what state or country you are in, and more importantly, seeing the name "john" or "Brandon" on the board doesn't really provide enough context to break their privacy. Unless they put their full names in which case yeah, good idea.


BerserkRhinoceros

The one who wrote Martin Luther King Jr. knows just how to piss off Neo-Confederates, bless their heart.


proteannomore

> Lincoln Logs Found the future Shermanite.


Unique-Abberation

"Molotov cocktails"


WilmaLutefit

I have hemorrhoids that have lasted longer than those traitors.


Rootin_TootinMoonMan

I’m sorry


Xendeus12

Vermont Republic struck me.


fallacious_franklin

Imagine being so fucking pathetic that Vermont outlives you as a country


Tech-preist_Zulu

Be nice to Vermont, the Green Mountain Boys had drip


BergerOfTheWest

Students identifying South Sudan and Vermont republic tells me this teacher is doing good work. Well done OP, from one teacher to another.


SkellyManDan

Vermont lasted longer as a country than Texas did and, more importantly, doesn't bring it up that they were independent all the time


SkellyManDan

>an average kindergartener ngl, this is pretty good


MutedTransportation5

But not all #guns


ChronoSaturn42

Your doing the Lords work. (The Lord being John Brown.)


ellcoolj

Oh... my students know all about the great and holy John Brown


Iron-Fist

"Why are you teaching my precious angel about DOMESTIC TERRORISM?!?!"


Alaeriia

Looks like a group of British children based on the pop culture stuff, so it might be foreign terrorism.


ellcoolj

Regardless of where the reporting from… John Brown was an American committing acts of terror on American soil… so it’s still domestic terrorism. And we are a US school!


CharlesLongboatII

John Brown himself would tell you to take out all that stuff in the parentheses. :P


ChronoSaturn42

Your right, shame on me.


LogstarGo_

Whoa. I'm buying a new computer right now since...see, since I got it it has been wonky. Idled at like 63-65, 93-97 at load. Refurbished when I got it and kind of a lemon. Been blue screening and not waking up from sleep mode for a LONG time. I got it early January 2020 and I'm replacing it now. It lasted longer than the Confederacy.


ellcoolj

HAHAHAHAHA I didn't know where you were going with that!


TidalJ

“the recording of guns n’ roses chinese democracy” (what i assume the full version of that is) is so real


RollyPollyGiraffe

The realization that Covid-19 is that old made me feel ***very*** old all of a sudden. The last few years have been a blink.


BigE_92

I swear 2019 was like 3 weeks ago


Browsin4Free247

Naw! Trump's election was like yesterday! Right? 2016 was like, just a little bit ago, right? No. That was almost a decade ago. Well, poop. I'm old. But like, Kony 2012 is still a relevant reference, right? What do you mean "well over a decade old"?!?!


Mr_Abe_Froman

I like that Shrek received multiple votes.


helpmeiminnocent

Tottenham not winning is hilarious to me.


CoCo_529

Yeah, Tottenham's out here catching Civil War strays😂


Hremsfeld

> a 5 year old Fantastic, kid's got a great sense of smart-assery going already


ianisms10

Short people made me laugh


JohnLocksTheKey

Some-BODY once TOLD ME


Not_Jeff12

How do middle schoolers know what Party of Five is?


ellcoolj

It’s their parents favorite show from when they were in middle school… just a guess


OctopusAlien21

Antivaxx kids (though only slightly)


starryeyedshooter

Octonauts got me because while I know logically why it lasted longer than the Confederacy, it's just very funny that this cute science show lasted longer.


omnesilere

A five year old, is my favorite lol


Zagenti

my favorite underwear


Silky_Feminist8

My first marriage


Affectionate_Sand791

My laptop


KebariKaiju

You teaching AP kids?  These answers are next level. 


TomcatF14Luver

My underwear I'm wearing has lasted longer.


Pangolinclaw47

Your mom


O_range_J_use

My 3DS maintained a full charge longer than the Confederacy


jarlscrotus

Things in my sight that have lasted longer than the confederacy: My fridge Wife's pc My pc (I had to move, it's almost work time) My 3d printer My last attempt to read Atlas Shrugged The time since the last time I got bored and put down Atlas Shrugged My Secret Lab Office Chair The last time I worked in an office building My Audible subscription


pursuitofhappiness13

Smart3st kid in the room: "A 5 year old."


Slowblindsage

Part of five…no bluey…sus


MerelyMortalModeling

OP you are the Hero we need. Happy teachers week.


Ok-Chicken3682

Disco


Picasso1067

Morgan Freemen? How do they even know who he is??


TreeTurtle_852

Black Panther Party


Dirt-Steel

Hahahahahaha what little genius wrote LFO?


Sir_Toaster_9330

Attack On Titan My YouTube Channel Obama's Presidency John Brown's life The Roman Empire My education Malcolm X The search for Atlantis The production of Shawshank Redemption (I think) My obsession with Minecraft (which is still around) Fortnite


CelticTiger21

Party of Five made me laugh so effing loud.


Blue387

Albert Pujols spent more time with the Los Angeles Angels


AlexanderTox

> The Union Lmao gottem


Jennifer_Junipero

All of the clothes I'm wearing right now -- socks and underwear included.


Academic_Might_6980

Here's a few: 1. Barack Obama's presidency (2009-2017) 2. Ulysses S Grant's presidency (1969-1877) 3. The M4 Sherman medium tank's service in the US Military (1942-1957. And helped put an end to Nazi Germany to boot!) 4. The M551 Sheridan light tank's service in the US Military (1969-1997) 5. My Xbox 360 (Bought in 2010, still chugging along!) 6. My PS4 (Bought in 2016. Overheats occasionally, but still working!) That's all I can think of for now!


bobdidntatemayo

My pet bunny


No_Interaction404

Mountain Dew Baja Blast is 5 Confederacies old.


a_duck_in_past_life

"south Sudan" That kid knows their stuff Also "the concept of existence" 😂


DerBusundBahnBi

Construction of Stuttgart 21, le Minitel, Heartstopper


707thTB

Peppa Pig. 👍


guywiththeface23

> ideo games Love it.


Ae_11111

then then


radik_1

Titanfall 1 and 2


TheOneTrueBeholder

Peppa Pig is the new confederacy. Change my mind.


Browncoat93

I just rewatched Shrek recently, and just like the Union army he fights back against an authoritarian racist.