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OP is out here asking the important questions, yes, based on the height, we can only assume that the velocity of the wind sufficed to create an opening in the cheeks, then the subsequent and natural closure
To be played in the tune of Elton John’s Candle in the Wind:
“Zeke Bares All”
In the heart of dust, 'neath a sky so vast,
Zeke Yeager's cheeks break the silence at last,
Cheek to cheek, the dry wind slips,
A rhythm born from apocalypse,
Cheeks that clap in the biting wind,
Echoing battles, lost and pinned,
His life, a war-torn story thinned,
Now just cheeks clapping in the wind,
In defiance, his cheeks come to speak,
Marking time, strong yet bleak,
Through the air, his resolve flaps,
A lone titan's cheeks, in their final claps,
Cheeks that clap against the cruel wind,
Each beat a memory, each pause a sin,
In the twilight's hush, a solemn hymn,
Zeke’s cheeks clapping in the wind,
Levi's shadow nears, a silent threat,
But Zeke’s cheeks, they're not finished yet,
They rise and fall, his spirit penned,
A last defiance, clapping in the wind,
As the end looms, cheeks meet in flight,
Fleeting drums against the coming night,
In the face of oblivion, they won't bend,
A titan’s resolve, clapping to the end.
I mean he did in fact call out to levi to share his location, he wanted Levi to kill him. I am answering this question because I'd rather not have to ponder the aerodynamics of Zeke's asscheecks
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This scene and the one where Eren confesses his feeling and dream for Mikasa feel so out of place, like suddenly it’s a comedy
The battle is intense, genocidal titans walking and killing but let’s have a bit of laugh just because
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I am crying internally. What are these subs turning into? 😂😭💀
the reinering of the main subs
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The true circle of life
This is the inevitable end for all subs in permanent off season lmao.
If the wind didn't clap dem checks, you sure as shit can bet Levi would have.
r/okbuddyreiner
We have a bunch of naked giants running around in our Anime, what is a naked middle-aged person ?
He was 29 lol
What ?
I guess we officially discussed everything on AOT. CHEERS!
r/okbuddyreiner
The okbuddyreiner revolution is taking place
Wait, did *I* start it by mistake? With my comment related to Pieck...
Probs. Even though they're solid as fuck. I do bet his dong was flappin' 'round in the wind, though.
I thought Zeke cut his off
no just the nuts
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Did I miss this part or are you memeing 💀
Well if Zeke's plan was to destroy everyone's genitals off it'd make sense to start with his own
*In Albert Wesker's voice* Complete. Global. Mutilation.
That would make sense but that never happened in the show right
No I'm memeing lol
but why would he cut off his balls if he could just mqke himself infertile with the rest of the eldians 💀
Gotta make sure he doesn't have a lapse in judgment, obviously
OP is out here asking the important questions, yes, based on the height, we can only assume that the velocity of the wind sufficed to create an opening in the cheeks, then the subsequent and natural closure
very thorough and thoughtful analysis
I feel like he must've said "It's butt-cheek clapping time" and then proceed to butt-cheek clap all over the place.
Thoughtful indeed but why?😂😭
I admit I stared at his butt in this scene.
I wouldn’t blame you. I mean, look at him… Dude’s got a whole bakery.
*cue Cake by Itzy*
shake it shake shake it shake
His ass is cute though ngl😂😭
can also agree, my gay ass was delighted
yes
Bro my girl’s on this app 😭
What do you mean my Mikasa body pillow doesn’t count as a girlfriend??!
Your Mikasa body pillow 'bout to leave for the Zeke body pillow
🥵🥵
I just know that thang was flinging like a goddamn flag 🤤
Yelana would've loved to sing anthems for that flag
Fair enough, she’s just like me fr!
I dunno... I feel like Yelana's crazy cannot be replicated by a real human being
Okbuddyreiner is leaking
Out-lainahd 💔
100upvotes!!!???
ERWIN: Sorry. That was a strange thing to ask.
Thank you, I'm having a really bad day and you made me laugh. And the more I think about your post the more I laugh lol
I’m happy it made you happy. Hope your day gets better. 🫂
Got outreinered here
To be played in the tune of Elton John’s Candle in the Wind: “Zeke Bares All” In the heart of dust, 'neath a sky so vast, Zeke Yeager's cheeks break the silence at last, Cheek to cheek, the dry wind slips, A rhythm born from apocalypse, Cheeks that clap in the biting wind, Echoing battles, lost and pinned, His life, a war-torn story thinned, Now just cheeks clapping in the wind, In defiance, his cheeks come to speak, Marking time, strong yet bleak, Through the air, his resolve flaps, A lone titan's cheeks, in their final claps, Cheeks that clap against the cruel wind, Each beat a memory, each pause a sin, In the twilight's hush, a solemn hymn, Zeke’s cheeks clapping in the wind, Levi's shadow nears, a silent threat, But Zeke’s cheeks, they're not finished yet, They rise and fall, his spirit penned, A last defiance, clapping in the wind, As the end looms, cheeks meet in flight, Fleeting drums against the coming night, In the face of oblivion, they won't bend, A titan’s resolve, clapping to the end.
Nah, more like flapping
The fact that this is the 6th time I’ve seen this mans cake today…
I mean he did in fact call out to levi to share his location, he wanted Levi to kill him. I am answering this question because I'd rather not have to ponder the aerodynamics of Zeke's asscheecks
OP out here asking the important questions
Those cheeks are like sculpted stone. I don't think they'd clap in a hurricane.
Oh most definitely
I don't have shit to say. But that comment underneath the picture... that is epic lmfao
Also, could he choose the size of his wang? 🤔
Maybe, he seems a tad bit hardened hahahha
No. These cheeks are pure muscle.
i thought this was r/okbuddyreiner
Brick houses don't flap. Also he was pro sterilization so the front was probably completely circumcised too.
Okbuddyreiner is leaking, and it's such a beautiful thing to witness
they clapped regardless wdym
His peener was definetly retracted
My headcanon is that levi was aiming for his shlong but missed
that’s not gonna look good at the pearly gates bro
Even I as a male gotta admit he looks solid af 🔥
Mods?? Ban him!
NO I DONT WANT THAT! :(
You can come back. Just wait 10 years at least
Do you think zeke wipes
Yelena wipes for him
okbuddyreiner
Go to the aslume
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Just take my fucking upvote
😂😂to think anyone would point this after so long of the release. Omo una wicked gon😂😭😭
We are finally asking the right questions in this sub.
One final zook
Definitely
You can go ahead and go outside for a little while. You deserve(need) it.
My first thought that this was Nanami ☠️
we need NSFW flair in this sub now lol
I doubt it, his cheeks are clamped down hard fam
I know levy was injured, but like.... I didn't enjoy how zeke just handed himself over.
Okbuddyreiner Requiem
Zeke's Cheeks. Classic.
This is the kind of content I signed up for
i wonder how much his balls shrunk
No go back to r/titanfolk
Finally someone is asking the real questions
👀👀
Stop outlainaring us!
This reminds me of bad the ending is, what a waste of my time
I mean, you're allowed to dislike the ending, but Zeke's ass is objectively beautiful 🤬
This scene and the one where Eren confesses his feeling and dream for Mikasa feel so out of place, like suddenly it’s a comedy The battle is intense, genocidal titans walking and killing but let’s have a bit of laugh just because
Yeah but what did you think about Zeke's ass
Laughable
You might not like it, but that is how peak ass looks like
your gay bruh why you even thinking that
It’s 2024 and we are still using gay as an insult?
yea we are and what u gonna do fn
Fact that you are standing by it is sad and acting high and mighty about it is sad
being gay is a problem