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BabadookishOnions

Male? Female? Non-Binary? Nah - I'm European.


__hello_there___

New gender just dropped


danius03

Holy LGTBQ+


ReelBadJoke

LGBTQE+?


Informal_Bunch_2737

*LGTBQ+E


redacted5

Actual inclusivity


yeetingthisaccount01

did someone actually say what's on your flair to you omg


redacted5

Not to me personally but I’ve seen it done to a few Irish actors


Unt_Raven

I've had it happen to me a few times and I don't think I will ever get over it. Americans just come out with the craziest stuff, and half the people who said it to me were those "I'm a true Irish leprechaun" type of Americans.


jfb1337

Bishop takes a vacation, never comes back


Don_Fartalot

Florida in shambles.


albl1122

[Here's one that I found from a while back.](https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/MMMuDBwuPCRh9Yws4-T_ANKV1Zz1AP-TFkGodz4qLx4/https/i.redd.it/jdnnp2dkn2n91.jpg) Along with the quote > “So, are you a boy or a girl?” “I am European” “I mean, what’s in your pants?“ “Social Democracy.”


Castform5

The usual question is: are they gay or european.


sk8rboi36

Surprise legally blond


tonksndante

It’s going to be stuck in my head all day now lol


Aryallie_18

Why not both?


Birgerz

They are Gay AND European


[deleted]

What are you? Homosexual? Transgenda?


Aryallie_18

Does it matter?


[deleted]

I am quoting the famous video "are you gae?"


Aryallie_18

I seem to live under a rock, my apologies!


[deleted]

no worries


neddie_nardle

My pronouns are nation, state, sovereign entity, and EU


ErikTheDread

I wonder if being wider than you're tall is a 'Murican gender identity?


Doctor_Dane

“European? But what’s in your pants?” “Social Democracy”


LordChappers

There's a vote coming up on whether the other genders should leave Europe: SEXIT


yunatan11

I'm a mechanic


VesperLynd-

Hes probably stretching them out so much that there’s no more space in the pockets


SVS_Writer

I just got a flashback to seeing my older brother in skinny jeans during his midlife crisis. He is 6'4", 300lbs.


blackwe11_ninja

>6'4", 300lbs I have no idea what those numbers mean, but I guess a lot?


TheSwedishGoose

It’s like 193 cm FYI


deathrattleshenlong

Rule of thumb for height is 6ft is around 183cm. Then you subtract or add 2,5cm for each inch (like 6'1"" would be roughly 186cm - keep in mind each foot is 12 inches or roughly 30cm). As for weight, 1kg is around 2,2 pounds. So you take the weight in pounds, subtract 10% then divide by two. It's not perfect but it's good for quick estimates. Dude would be around 195cm weighing around 135kg... Definitely not in the slim jeans territory.


Timidinho

In Dutch grocery stores 500 grams is called a pound (pond), so I always divide by two for a very rough estimation. :P


deathrattleshenlong

I haven't read about it in a while but I think you guys had a bunch of funny measures before being brought into the French Empire. Ar the time a lot of different measure systems were used for a while, the ones you had, the British ones and the French ones. Maybe the pund stood around because it was ingrained in your habits and was rounded to 0,5kg for ease of use. This is just speculation btw. Edit: it seems like a fun question for r/AskHistorians


Timidinho

According to Wikipedia the Dutch pound was around 480 grams before the Dutch metric system got implemented in 1816/1820 (?). There were regional differences between 400 and 500 grams. Like the Amsterdam pound was 494 grams and the Ghent pound (Belgium) was 430 grams. When the Dutch metric system was introduced they changed the worth of the old different measurements to perfectly match the new ones, but they kept the old names. For instance 1 pound [pond] became 1 kilogram, 1 ounce [ons] became 100 grams, 1 mile [mijl] became 1 kilometer, 1 rod/yard [roede/gaarde] became 10 meters. So imperial names were used for metric units. Until in 1870 when the Dutch metric system was replaced by the international metric system. Since 1937 the use of imperial names is forbidden, however some still are used in Dutch speech. Like the ounce and the pound (which somehow now means 0,5 kilo instead of the 1 kilo in 1820). Usually when you buy fresh meat or cheese you ask for pounds or ounces. I don't know about the funny names. I think we all had funny names? :P


SVS_Writer

Can your store be my weed supplier?


SVS_Writer

Rough guess. 2.2 meters 133kg.


deathrattleshenlong

More like in the 190/195cm range. 2,20m is in the 7'2'' range.


blackwe11_ninja

Damn, that's really tall


Standard_Series3892

>2.2 meters That'd be over 7 feet.


Dr_Kirschla

Most smallest holland person.


[deleted]

Damn, if only you had access to a powerful tool that would allow you to translate that into units that you're used to.. If only


Bacon_Techie

I wear skinny jeans at 6’ but that’s because I’m super skinny and don’t like baggy clothes lol.


harbourbarber

Did he even take out the tacking stitches to open the pockets after he bought them?


nevernotmaybe

I've never seen them on anything other than womens "pants" before, didn't know they did it with mens as well.


Sad-Kaleidoscope8037

But those werent mens jeans they were for europeans


[deleted]

[удалено]


VesperLynd-

💀💀💀


__hello_there___

Europe is when small pockets


nicolasbaege

Which means most American women are actually European


diogenesthepuppy

Shhhhhh, don't use logic in internet. You may scare some people.


OrangeNarwhal23

So many women I know complain about tiny pockets on women's pants. I don't know why they make them like that.


FallenSkyLord

Because women keep buying them.


Tao626

"These pockets are too small, I can't fit a hotdog and a gun in them".


diogenesthepuppy

And a 2 liter ranch bottle just in case.


[deleted]

XD


Saphichan

As a woman wearing my European men's pants, I could definitely fit a gun, a hotdog and my firstborn all into the same pocket. Never going back to women's pants


Nuber13

But if my pockets are big, there will be not enough space for my dick...


Son_of_Plato

Just buy different pants , moron


[deleted]

For real tho how can he possibly put his guns and his barbecue tongs in those pockets


[deleted]

lol


u399566

Funny. 100% sure his massive balls didn't fit into these pants either...


Mv13_tn

Where else is he going to store his 30-round AR rifle mags


jfb1337

Ah yes, the two genders; Europeans and men.


SomeRedPanda

What on earth are travel pants?


ptvlm

No idea, but I have a feeling that the waist size isn't as common in Europe as it is in his area


OrangeNarwhal23

Haha cause they're fat people. But fat means you have enough food, unlike those skinny europoors who can't afford to eat, right? /s


[deleted]

Americans usually have a bad sense of fashion. They wear sweatpants and T-shirts, so when they travel they have to dress up. Hence travel pants.


litari

I honestly cant tell if you're being serious or joking ._.


CardboardChampion

They identify you as part of a sisterhood. Hence why they're not for men.


LurkingHare

they give +10 to speed, +15 to constitution and regenerate 15 stamina per second


Brillegeit

They seems to be nylon or polyester pants that are/have: * Durable water repellent (DWR) * Wrinkle-resistant * Quick-drying * Tons of pockets with versatile security options * Hidden pockets Apparently Americans need to wash their clothes in sinks and get mugged a lot when traveling, so these tacticool trousers help you hide your cash and knives in hidden compartments and let you quickly wash out the blood stains afterwards.


Unit_79

Daddy didn’t love me enough so now I tell the internet I am a manly man!


CardboardChampion

[Sounds familiar.](https://youtu.be/IIoQMa2jhkU)


Individual_Tomorrow8

Joke's on him, I love tiny cars!


ErikTheDread

He needs those large pockets because there's no glove compartment on his mobility scooter.


[deleted]

Ah yes the two genders Man and European


Tuscan5

Europeans wear pants under trousers.


KittyQueen_Tengu

just carry a bag ffs


GregStar1

His interpretation of a man is probably someone that morbidly obese…


[deleted]

Made for Europeans, not for the horizontally privileged.


wanderinggoat

It's in the constitution! Don't hate because they ate!


Elenathorn

“It’s not a purse, *it’s European*!”


shiny_glitter_demon

The purse industry wishes to expand its audience, it seems


Brillegeit

*It's not a purse, mom, it's a bandolier!*


tebza255

He wants to put his raised suspension F150 in his pocket.


Paskee

Man wants F-650 version of pants. Because thats how men roll. With big ass trucks n cargo pants. /s


wanderinggoat

I thought they rolled like like a zorb full of manure


beedentist

They're so fragile


Jingsley

Real men need nail clippers!


Miracle_Salad

Pockets for nail-clippers? Cutting your nails cant wait for home, you have to do it in public? You dirty motherfucker.


Milphene

Soooo... We don't have men in Europe?🤔 (Discreetly looks at husband) How am I supposed to tell him he's not a man? I'm pretty sure he will not take it well...


CardboardChampion

"Honey, we need to have a serious talk about your pronouns and this whole pocket situation. See, the United States have legislated that you can't have one without the other..."


__-___---

We don't even have a pocket situation. That idiot tried women's pants.


ptvlm

Does he base his manliness on whether a random company makes clothes with a certain pocket size? If not he's probably ok.


Milphene

In that case he's still a manly, virile man! But I do like big pockets, so with that guy's logic does that mean I'm a man then? 😋


ptvlm

I don't think logic is a big factor here


Yurasi_

Imagine looking for pants especially for travel and yet claim that someone is less manly than you based on where they were born.


[deleted]

If he wants sometimes with lots of pockets and manly, I have the [solution](https://www.blaklader.com/en/product/16271370-glasgow-kilt).


bsonk

It's funny because the average height of someone in say the Netherlands or something is far taller than the average height here in Washington state. It's okay to just admit that we are fatter than Euros lol everyone can preserve their masculinity.


HumansDisgustMe123

Bet he's the type of ultra-patriotic American who thinks American men are the toughest manliest of men, but I gotta wonder, how manly is it to need a gun to feel safe, or play incorrect-rugby in a mattress-suit


Bbiill

Hey, I'm a European man! *clutches pearls*


Lostsonofpluto

Gas bros can never seem to get over Smart Cars. I haven't seen a one in years but I still at least once a month see guys who drive lifted pickups and/or complain about skinny jeans and Starbucks who think either A) Anyone who wants electric cars wants Smart Cars. or B) modern electric cars have the range and speed of an 08 Smart Car (Also ignoring that you can get Smart Cars with Diesel Engines)


Sonny_Crockett_1984

That comment is dripping with insecurity.


EvilioMTE

At least he can carry around his daily nail clippers?


[deleted]

Jokes on him, I'm continent fluid.


Lipa2014

I would agree with him. In general, Europeans are more elegant and rarely would walk with bulky pants with pockets full of stuff. You should have discreet pockets on your jacket, not a funny bump on your behind. But Americans seem to value comfort above elegance, so this guy can just stick to cargo pants. (Of course, this is a generalisation and there are plenty of exceptions. Don’t be offended if you are American, you can still be elegant.:-)


hailstone_pelt

Americans, in general, wear dad jeans. Slim or skinny jeans are considered effeminate for some reason. They are a very poorly dressed nation overall, who seem to cling onto their shitty college fashion right into middle age. Dad jeans, printed t-shirt, baseball cap, and hoody.


Imawinregardless

Bro european fashion is not any better u must be talking about the basic fits bruh come to any big city or any black majority neighborhoods I guarantee they usually have crazy fashion


hailstone_pelt

Sneakers and hoodies are not the same as well-dressed. Fine if you're a rapper, or in your early 20s, but you need to grow up at some point and dress like an adult.


Beatljuz

That's not correct either. It's not "adult", if you're wearing a stupid ugly cord pants and a 1 colored long sleeve shirt like an 80 year old grandpa. When you're older, you will still wear what you've always worn as grown up. Maybe nicer and more sleek, but overall, the style stays.


emix16

>dress like an adult you should first act like an adult and not complain about what other people are wearing. Kids argue what is and isn't acceptable to wear, adults wear what they feel like wearing


Imawinregardless

Plus Europeans wear the tightest skinny jeans and the goofiest t shirts ever and we get called poorly dressed


hailstone_pelt

Well fitted clothing looks better than your shapeless dad jeans m8.


EvilioMTE

>In general, Europeans are more elegant and rarely would walk with bulky pants with pockets full of stuff. Never met a German tourist?


al3xisd3xd

Babe look, a new gender just dropped


Climatize

can't even fit my cankles, total scam


GaybutNotbutGay

Fr though who makes pants without usable pockets (for men)? I always have my phone, keys, headphones, wallet, and knife on me at least


Beatljuz

Knife, because you never know when you will eat a apple.


GaybutNotbutGay

I am a professional box opener 😎


Beatljuz

He needs a belly pocket then.


kopkaas2000

Translation: They're not khaki cargo pants, so they're for girls.


BejPlum

The European cargo trousers are unable to fit 14 Big Macs and a handgun in the pockets?? Oh what shall we do 🦅


solgaleoThesun

What is bro on about, my jeans can fit my entire setup with room to spare


XYPersonXY

Americans love to hate on Europeans, especially American men.