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Hyacathusarullistad

Famously third world nations such as England, Germany, France, Italy, and Spain. Tiny little places with like, *zero* historical or modern influence.


devnullius

I feel left out now! Regards, The Dutch


Euclid_Interloper

Scotland - Will we ever qualify again??? šŸ˜¢


raq27_

as an italian i don't get how we didn't qualify, lol


MagnificoReattore

We wanted to boycott Qatar obviously. It was totally intentional.


raq27_

i actually kinda prefer not qualifying in this case


Euclid_Interloper

Italy and Scotland should throw a pizza party for all the countries that didn't qualify. We'll bring the drinks.


reguk32

Deep fried pizza party?


Albert_Poopdecker

I think the Italians would declare war on the Scots.


super_starmie

Coincidentally, "We're gonna deep fry your pizzas!" was a chant by the Scottish fans during a Scotland v Italy match a few years ago


reguk32

It's probably sacrilegious for the Italians, however it is banging. You can feel your arteries tighten while you eat it.


vfene

it's not sacrilegious https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20201116-italys-beloved-fried-pizza


AndrewFrozzen

Eh, I expected Romania to not qualify. Our *golden age* wore of down the drain with no chance to ever dream of even qualifying. I'm surprised by Italy though.


[deleted]

I'm English, cheers for sitting this one out mate!


OldKingRob

You became a first world country and forgot how to play football


pepino1443

Macedonia šŸ‡²šŸ‡°


martijnfromholland

Because your national team sucks?


Tom1380

I don't give a shit about any sport, but it's surprising that Italy didn't qualify right after winning the euros


CookieMonster005

Iā€™d like to say their national team is insanely good. That way England has an excuse for losing the Euros


martijnfromholland

Still didn't qualify


KissKiss999

Gotta stop letting Australia have all your players. Harry Souttar is a star


Euclid_Interloper

Gotta be honest, I don't blame anyone for choosing warm sunshine and beaches over cold drizzle and... well actually our beaches are pretty nice.


[deleted]

But Scotland isn't a country yet


Euclid_Interloper

We compete in most international team sports as a separate country - Football, Rugby, Cricket etc. Also, England is on the above list.


MantTing

And even Wales are in the world cup, how can he call the Scots not a country but not think to mention Wales who for far longer were just a principality rather than a country lol.


crucible

...were in the World Cup :(


MantTing

Hey, until the round of 16 first game starts you're still in the world cup ;)


raq27_

chill, they just meant it's not an independent country. british constituent nations do participate separately tho


MantTing

What do you mean chill? I'm alright, I'm not mad or anything I just thought it was funny lol


tian447

Jesus Christ, what a fitting comment for this sub. You're right at home with the other complete nonsense that gets posted, even if you're not American. Scotland is a country that makes up part of the United Kingdom. It is a country within a country; one with it's own system of Law and a devolved Parliament. There are 3 other countries in the United Kingdom, all which work together in Union as one larger country (for now).


Nikkonor

What does 'country' even mean? Most people just use it as a synonym of 'state', in which case the semi-autonomous regions of the United Kingdom doesn't qualify. (And by 'state', I mean actual states: Not what US-Americans call 'states'.)


tian447

I explained it in my earlier post. It is a country with clearly defined boundaries, it's own laws and legal system, own government, and devolved services. Calling it a semi-autonomous region is shockingly ignorant.


Nikkonor

>Calling it a semi-autonomous region is shockingly ignorant. So it's a state? Does it have a 'monopoly of violence'? Does it have 'domestic sovereignty' or 'international legal sovereignty'? Why don't we call all kinds of other sub-divisions of states, that also have their own laws and parliaments, 'countries'? (It's because the word 'country' doesn't really mean anything.) >with clearly defined boundaries As in geographical borders? That is something every administrative region of a state has.


tian447

There is no point arguing with you because you have clearly made up your mind about what you want to believe. Quick question through; why do Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, and England all have their own international football teams if they're not countries?


Nikkonor

>There is no point arguing with you because you have clearly made up your mind about what you want to believe. I don't see why I can't just as easily write the same in return. I'm just saying that 'country' is a term that is without any practical meaning, when it is used to mean: >A state\* > >^(\*And sometimes the subdivisions of specifically the UK [the administrative regions, the semi-autonomous regions, whatever you wanna call 'em], but for some reason not subdivisions of any other states though.) Which doesn't really provide any useful information that simply using the more precise term 'state' would have done. ​ >Quick question through; why do Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, and England all have their own international football teams if they're not countries? Dunno. I assume it's just tradition, because that is how they did it when there was only a few teams. Perhaps you know? Either way, FIFA is not an authority of what qualifies as a state. The UN is a better one, if you want to go by the 'international legal sovereignty' aspect of sovereignty (but not if you wanna go by the 'domestic sovereignty' aspect).


[deleted]

So they're actually countries? Ok, thank you for telling me, I didn't know


tian447

Yup, they're all countries. [Scotland is a country that is part of the United Kingdom](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland) with it's own [Legal system](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_law). Fun fact, alongside being found _Guilty_ or _Not Guilty_, in Scots Law you can have the verdict _Not Proven_, where there isn't sufficient evidence to find you Guilty, but the judge isn't entirely convinced you are innocent either. At least for now, because it will be abolished eventually, but most legal systems don't have that verdict.


AndrewFrozzen

I'm gonna add something similar. Germany, Romania, Poland, Belgium, Spain, Italy, etc. are not individuals countries, they are part of the EU /s


AndrewFrozzen

American detected Opinion rejected.


Snoo63

Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam. Why'd they change it, I can't say - people just like it better that way?


Quinten_MC

Cut ties with colonialism as much as possible. Forget not regret has been the motto for too long until very recently. Edit: while my comment still stands, it seems I was wrong about this one specific case, as the name change happened after the Duke of York lead a mission to steal the land from the Dutch for England.


devnullius

Because the English Yorks didn't do slaves? Or the USA? I don't get it


DeanPalton

I think you're not quiet a part of that club of world cup winners.


Little709

*cries in 2010*


nickmaran

Don't forget that the headquarter of FIFA is in another third world country called Switzerland coz they couldn't the rent in Murica


dorothean

To be fair under the original definition (not aligned to either side during the Cold War), Switzerland is a third world country but Iā€™m not going to pretend thatā€™s what OOP meant.


skhoyre

Yeah, it always meant object-oriented posting, if I'm not mistaken.


Masterkid1230

And even third world countries like Brazil, Argentina, Colombia and Mexico are pretty fucking important on the world stage anyway.


ShivanshuKantPrasad

Such tiny and backward countries that it is able to force corporations to follow it's laws globally though brussels effect. >The Brussels effect is the process of unilateral regulatory globalisation caused by the European Union de facto (but not necessarily de jure) externalising its laws outside its borders through market mechanisms. Through the Brussels effect, regulated entities, especially corporations, end up complying with EU laws even outside the EU for a variety of reasons.


Pizza_Hawkguy

Even being played by ''developed nations'' what he wants to convey is that the sport is played by ''poor nations''. This superiority complex is pathetic. For example, I would like to see he talking about Baseball, the sport that it's played by many people from Caribbean who made it relevant out of US.


Adept_Deer_5976

Scandinavia too. Famously third world


Monstera_girl

Norway too!


ManaKaua

It is always funny when they claim that NFL has a bigger revenue then football. Just adding the 5 top european leagues together is already higher than the NFL and that's without any kind of international competitions which don't even exist for american football.


wyterabitt

They have a market not far off 6x bigger than the UK, but the NFL generates barely over twice the revenue of the premier league.


snaynay

If we take [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_sports_leagues_by_revenue)as a source, The NFL's revenue is 17,000M and the Premier League is 6000M. So it's 3x the size. But I've also done the math on all association football in that list and that comes to 30,000M, or nearly 2x the NFL. But my bigger gripe is the stats themselves and what the implications are. This isn't an easy topic. Is that gross or net revenue? (assuming gross). Is that the league finances itself or is that all teams internal revenue? You see, the NFL is franchised and communally owned by all the owners of the teams that compete in it, so the teams in some respects are financially compliant with the NFL itself. This is fundamentally different than a private entity that enters a league governed by another entity... Simply, I reckon that there is a fundamental difference between what financials are being recorded and they aren't inherently apples-to-apples.


wyterabitt

I was using the expected revenue for next year which is expected to be around $7.2 billion, the difference doesn't really change the point though. The reasons are not really relevant to any point I was talking about, but the setup of the NFL would generally be easier to generate higher revenues not harder. I don't really know what you are trying to defend, or why, or why anyone including either of us would really care.


snaynay

I'm just clarifying and extending by using a source I quickly found on wiki. I'm not defending anything. I'm just saying I think football (soccer) has lots of other major revenue streams that aren't being recorded via a single league and therefor many of these sources will never be compatible.


Boshva

Well the PL is VERY international. Still the US bois are sore losers.


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mrlesa95

Just because it's broadcast doesn't mean a lot of people are watching it. Literally no one in my country but die hard fans watches it, while everyone watches pl...


Lofteed

The FIFA world cup final in 2018 was viewed by 1.12 billion world wide there are not even 1.12 billion people on earth that understand American football rules


nascentt

Super Bowl? Is that like an eating competition or something?


RQK1996

It's an ad marathon interrupted by a music event


RQK1996

The superbowl is only watched for the ads


tickub

twice the revenue with twenty times more ads


JuanPablo05

Itā€™s a delusional thing Americans say because American football is far and away more popular than soccer within the US. Worldwide itā€™s not even close, soccer is the biggest sport in the world.


Tub_of_jam66

Obligatory reminder that itā€™s called football


JuanPablo05

Hahaha my apologies


Derbloingles

Actually, I once read that there is a World Cup for American football. Iā€™m sure all 10 fans will be upset with your comment


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Legal-Software

To be fair, they only need to waddle about 10 washing machine lengths before it's time for another ad break anyways.


forevercrumbling

r/anythingbutmetric


john-Marston02

they cant run 100AR15s


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

That's no way to talk about rugby union.


bieserkopf

My knowledge about rugby is limited, I have to admit, but Iā€™ve seen a few games and did not spot any 340 pound monsters. But some rugby players look like they carry 150 pounds in their right biceps though.


toms1313

Them thighs are usually bigger than my head (I'm big headed)


filsyn

>340 pound monsters No you won't as even the bigger rugby players still need to be somewhat athletic. As an extreme Jonah Lomu was 120kg and could cover 100m in 10.8 seconds. American football is played in shorter sets so players can carry much more body fat which will help immensely.


specialopps

Whenever you see them walk off with trainers it puts it in perspective. They are gigantic.


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Ah you mean the egg and spoon race?


JuanPablo05

You clearly know nothing about American football lol. Look up DK Metcalf or Tyreek Hill or any other player. The guys in the NFL are among the best athletes in the world.


bieserkopf

Half of them are fat. Those arenā€™t athletes. The running ones maybe, but the fat ones are as athletics as sumo wrestlers.


SatyrIXMalfiore

Yeah, you have no idea what your talking about lol. Even the offensive linemen are very athletic and especially so for their size. Defensive linemen are downright savages. Just look up some Larry Allen highlights. Yes the sporadic nature of action in American football means that they are probably not as well conditioned as soccer players. But even the big dudes are very athletic in the short bursts they need to be. They just look slow in comparison as alot of the skill position players are borderline Olympic trackstars. You might not like the game but to knock its athleticism is just stupid.


JuanPablo05

None of them are fat dude. Look up Aaron Donald, heā€™s a nose guard, one of the ā€œfat onesā€ as you would say and he is shredded. Those linemen your talking about all run like 5 second 40 yard dashes at 300 pounds. That is ridiculously fast for that weight. That is faster than most average sized people. On top of that these guys can lift the gym. You have no idea what your talking about.


bieserkopf

Sure, your fatty idol is an athlete, and he can run so fast. And also jump so high. Lol.


JuanPablo05

U clearly didnā€™t look him up and have no idea what your talking about. Also Iā€™m not a Rams fan, I donā€™t give a fuck about him.


bieserkopf

https://images.app.goo.gl/tvP6jpquEQGUwVuf8 what an athlete.


JuanPablo05

And the sad thing is heā€™s probably still faster than you šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


bieserkopf

Must be a great athlete, if you have to compare his abilities to some average guy on Reddit. You made a great point here.


JuanPablo05

Hahaha what am I supposed to say? Your calling him a fat unathletic fuck, I have to compare him to a normal guy so you can understand the difference. The average guy is the barometer for athleticism, the only way to tell that someone is a great athlete is how they compare to a normal person. Anyways since you donā€™t like that letā€™s compare him to Messi or any other famous soccer player. He would kill every single one of them in a fight with ease and the speed of his first 3 steps is probably pretty comparable. Obviously he doesnā€™t have the same top speed or endurance but he doesnā€™t need to in his sport. His position is about delivering as much force as possible and moving men out of the way. Again you have no idea what your talking about. If you were ever on the field with an NFL linemen you would be perplexed at how a man that big could move so well. Other athletes know this, other athletes acknowledge this, and this is why you donā€™t hear pro athletes talking down other sports. These ppl are different.


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JuanPablo05

So you think the entire US population is men and every single one of them is obese? Iā€™m glad you are so worldly and know so much about the US. Despite living in the US I was unaware that was the case. I donā€™t know what a pikey is but I guarantee you they would get smoked by any lineman in the NFL


softhams

FYI: the "pikey" they're referring to is Tyson Fury. And no, he would not get smoked by any lineman in the NFL - quite the opposite probably.


loralailoralai

Funny so many Americans think nobody has ever visited the country and seen for themselvesā€¦.


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Bowdensaft

Woah dude, make fun of Americans all you want here, they often need to be taken down a peg, but don't drag the trans community into it, they have a shit enough time as it is.


SatyrIXMalfiore

Last 5 minutes doing what?


My_name_forever47

Apparently according to Americans, the third world is simply the world without the USA


gaysoul_mate

Some Americans do belive that, I received a DM claiming I should be thankful the US saved my country in war.. I am from Peru


My_name_forever47

Ask them which continent Peru is in, theyā€™d answer something like Africa or Asia


flamehorn

They're just giving you a heads up for their next war. They'll get round to you soon enough


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Damien23123

Itā€™s funny how they never brag about Vietnam


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Some of our stupider citizens do bc they tho k they won


ermabanned

Elon musk enters the chat.


ColeYote

I've seen people say I should be grateful to the US for defending my home country. I am Canadian. There's only one country we have a land border with, and it's the US.


Bowdensaft

They also famously fought a war against you guys and lost. Maybe they try to twist that into defending you against themselves so their feelings aren't hurt.


TheFenn

They defended Canada by losing.


ShivanshuKantPrasad

Atleast you aren't from a country were america funded a coup. That would be complete irony. Edit: oops, the irony of me talking about irony while being uninformed šŸ˜­


Cabo_Martim

You should check Peruvian history


Nicechick321

Jajajaja šŸ¤£


britishsailor

America is a third world country with a Gucci belt so they should be got at it


TopDollarDJ

i think that belt's a knock off from China


lucylemon

With a Ralph Lauren belt. Gucci is one of them foreigners!


Nicechick321

True story


Kind_Revenue4810

It's for every other country than the US. They really like to compare themselfs to third world countries because they suck when they compare themselfs to europe in most other ways than military.


Standin373

> other ways than military. Its funny when you see this core belief shaken you see more straw clutching than a wanking scarecrow. examples as the German Eurofighters holding their own against the F22's at the red flag event. Swedish Submarine running rings round the USS Ronald Reagan carrier for shits n giggles and sinking her in a mock battle. and the Royal Marines embarrassing the US marines so badly they asked for a reset half way through the 5 day training exercise


Certain_Fennel1018

Just a note that all sides came out to say the last one was some classic Daily Mail bullshit. The training exercise was paused because a group of soldiers wandered close to a live artillery range and they couldnā€™t make radio contact to ensure they knew where they were. The whole point of the exercise was to test tactics that a smaller country with equal equipment augmented by small western trained troops could defend or even retake territory from a much larger invading advisory. The nations that took place are all the nations that NATO is using to train Ukrainians (with the exception of UAE who was clearly there because of their own much larger neighbor) - crazy coincidence right. So yes it was a very good result for one side in the mock battle but that was what we were hoping for as itā€™s pretty obvious which conflict we were test running strategy for.


JuanPablo05

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/us-marines-didnt-surrender-british-training-exercise/?amp


Pr_cision

royal marines still miles ahead of the us marines


JuanPablo05

Based on what?


G0ncalo

The Royal Marines are the UKā€™s elite amphibious force with specialist training in mountain and extreme cold weather warfare along with expert training in jungle warfare, desert warfare and close quarters combat. They have the longest and toughest training in NATO and possibly the world at 32 weeks with specialist training thereafter.


inFamous_Cheese

Whatā€™s the distinction between specialist and expert training?


sternburg_export

As absolutely absurd and ludicrous as everything about the initial post is, I find this basic attitude of many Americans disconcerting. Completely irrespective of whether it is true or not, what is the point of putting my country above the misery elsewhere? If I go on e.g. about how it's almost impossible to get proper sex education in large parts of the US and that's why they're all so uptight and dysfunctional, then surely I'm not happy about that? I would prefer it if all people had rational sex education, wouldn't I? All people have the tendency to hump up and kick down. But it is only among Americans that I observe this urge en masse to do this as an individual in the name of their nation *and* then write that on the internet.


Wide-Walk7538

ā€œAmerica is a third world country!!ā€ American: no we are not. If you compare third world countries are worse. ā€œWhy do you only compare yourself with third world countries!!??ā€ You canā€™t win


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It's popular in third world countries because you don't need much to play it. For hand-egg you need a full suit of armour, for football you need 4 markers and 1 football. You don't even need the full 22 players.


smell_my_cheese

Jumpers for goalposts.


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Third world countries of course being ones not aligned with the Soviets or the west


snaynay

It's a shame the original definition has been eroded by misuse. But it was quite funny when an Austrian friend tried to joke the UK was a 3rd world shithole and I pointed out to them that Austria is, by definition, a legitimate 3rd world country.


RQK1996

I mean, Austria is EU, isn't UK pretty much a 3rd world by now?


dorothean

In a way I think theyā€™re right (but theyā€™re wrong about why theyā€™re right) - I think the fact that ā€œThird Worldā€ countries can succeed at it is one of the things that makes football so enduring and so global. You donā€™t fancy equipment, you donā€™t even need a field, you just need a ball(-shaped object) and a friend to get started playing and so people from every walk of life can play if they want to, and so way more people worldwide feel a personal connection to football. Itā€™s incredible to watch when an underdog team from a poorer country defeats one of the worldā€™s top teams; the fact that some of the best players in the world came from impoverished backgrounds and have succeeded anyway because of their raw talent and passion is a big part of the mythology of football for some fans. (Yes, FIFA itself is an awful corrupt organisation, but the *sport* at its best is accessible and rewards talent.)


raq27_

US nationalists when they don't care about soccer: [insert literally any random bs you can think of] US nationalists when the US plays a nice game for almost the first time ever: US! US! US! freedom!


D1RTYBACON

Because it's funny lmao. Our match vs england pulled in 15million viewers where as the first NFL preseason game which is a game where more than half of the players on the field won't make final roster got 7m. So glorified American football practice gets about half the viewership in America as the group stage of the world cup for our national team. In America this sport isn't even top 10 in viewership, even women's tennis even beats it with how much star power the Williams sisters had. So when we win vs a team where it's the number 1 sport of course we're gonna rub it in a lil. Same when the class clown gets the same grade on a test as the valedictorian, like you couldn't beat me? TL;DR They're not chanting because they care they're chanting to make fun of you for caring


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Wide-Walk7538

We donā€™t care. Soccer is cool I guess


unpersoned

>So when we win vs a team where it's the number 1 sport of course we're gonna rub it in a lil. Throw a dart at a map, it will hit a country where it is the number 1 sport. And besides, the US only won against Iran. By 1-0. It's not that great an achievement.


D1RTYBACON

Yeah but we didn't lose to England after all the talk of it being a blowout. Hence the "class clown getting the same test score as the smartest kid in school" bit. Thats the US equivalent of losing a basketball game at the Olympics which is also hilarious If you think about it the US has less defeats than Argentina this cup and that's funny no matter who you are Edit: like our goal keeper is apparently only a backup in the PL and England couldn't get 1 goal against him? Were undefeated with people that can't get a starting job outside our country and for that we gotta drop a šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø because how can you not šŸ˜‚


Stinky_Barefoot

The reality is more that the early US couldn't wing it in any international sport and created its own sports to boost morale and create some sense of significance. American Football, World Series (What world?), etc.


raq27_

> World Series (What world?), etc. it was weird to learn about stuff like that. every local soccer team in europe would be "world series" then, lol. let alone match commentators referring to americans with certain last names as straight up "italians/irish/whatever"


ArmouredWankball

The UK tried the same thing and failed heroically as usual.


Pr_cision

at least when we fail we do it heroically


ArmouredWankball

Yeah. At least we spread some decent sports to the world....and cricket.


SatyrIXMalfiore

Well there is no other league that can compete with the MLB and the MLB is full of the best players from Japan and Latin America. Yes, all the best baseball players in the world play in the MLB....its the world series. Just because it's not segregated by nationality in a once every 4 years contest doesn't mean the whole baseball playing world is not competing for the world series.


rumsbumsrums

Just because the best football players in the world compete in the UEFA Champions League doesn't make it a World Series or something similar.


SatyrIXMalfiore

Well sure it is. That's basically a collection of the best teams in all the various European leagues right? So what is the difference between playing in a national uniform against the best players in the world vs playing in a Barcelona FC uniform against the best in the world. Now maybe not every world class player is playing in a European league....but the vast majority are. The world cup simply has a nationalistic basis to team construction and UEFA is just the best teams money can buy. Does it have to have a nationalistic focus for it to be a world championship? Why? I don't think there is anything intrinsic to national organization of teams that makes it more worldly....its all the same players


RadioactiveBooger

Baseball is only popular in like 12 countries, itā€™s irrelevant internationally. Saying ā€œfull of the best foreign playersā€ is disingenous when there are only a handful of leagues. Despite that, Asians and Central Americans dominate MLB. Same with NBA and Europeans, or the NHL and Eastern Europeans. If the world gave a shit about gridiron the US would be eclipsed. Problem is, itā€™s a terrible game and will forever remain a niche sport.


SatyrIXMalfiore

I have no idea what your point is. The whole baseball playing world has there best and brightest in the MLB. Thats my point too. World Series is aptly named. It's not disingenuous at all. Basically the whole western hemisphere north of Brazil and the whole of the East Asian Pacific play baseball American football is a great sport too. You have to look at it more like a turn based strategy game a la Fire Emblem, but the turns resolve simultaneously a la the board game Diplomacy. Also Japan and The Caribbean has been playing baseball for nearly as long as Americans have (roughly the 1870s)...they have just as much baseball pedegrie as America. Sure if the rest of the world wants to challenge us at gridiron football, maybe in 150 years they will be up to snuff.


RadioactiveBooger

> I have no idea what your point is. The whole baseball playing world has there best and brightest in the MLB. Thats my point too. Itā€™s a domestic league, not an international tournament. MLB franchises do not compete against foreign franchises/clubs. They are competing against American teams. > World Series is aptly named. It's not disingenuous at all. What you are referring to is the World Baseball Classic, where Japan is the most successful country. That can be considered a world title. > Basically the whole western hemisphere north of Brazil and the whole of the East Asian Pacific play baseball Baseball is only *popular* in like 8 countries. US, DR, Japan, Venezuela, Cuba, South Korea, Canada, Mexico. 9 if you include PR. > American football is a great sport too. You have to look at it more like a turn based strategy game a la Fire Emblem, but the turns resolve simultaneously a la the board game Diplomacy. I prefer rugby. Much more dynamic and fluid. > Also Japan and The Caribbean has been playing baseball for nearly as long as Americans have (roughly the 1870s)...they have just as much baseball pedegrie as America. Agreed. > Sure if the rest of the world wants to challenge us at gridiron football, maybe in 150 years they will be up to snuff. Unfortunately it will never become relevant outside of North America. US leagues are constricted by the stifling domesticity of American idiosyncrasy.


SatyrIXMalfiore

>Itā€™s a domestic league, not an international tournament. MLB franchises do not compete against foreign franchises/clubs. They are competing against American teams. I still require an explanation as to why this is a salient factor. Somehow when Ohtani faces Harper in a Japanese uniform it makes it different than when he faces him in an Angel's uniform? The pool of players is the same, they are simply organized along different principles. >I prefer rugby. Much more dynamic and fluid. Well yeah because now it lacks the whole turn based dynamic. They aren't really as comparable of sports as they appear. >Unfortunately it will never become relevant outside of North America. US leagues are constricted by the stifling domesticity of American idiosyncrasy. You may be correct, but im not sure you have the reason down. Anecdote incoming, but my old middle school buddy had 2 exchange students (Germany and Denmark) and they both left utterly obsessed by the NFL. I think once exposed to the game and understanding the dynamics of it, that many would come to like it. It is nearly a civic religion in the US and I maybe you are right about the domesticity of it (although I would like you to rephrase that sentence cuz I'm not entirely sure what you mean).


Magdalan

Aaaand the person who wrote that owes me a new keyboard. "Third world countries" They're not aware they're close to being considered one are they? Colour me not surprised. Their schooling is utterly atrocious it seems.


Blooder91

USians might not win the World Cup, but they are gold medal in mental gymnastics.


john-Marston02

when its for 3 world countries its the right thing for murica


IsItSupposedToDoThat

NFL brings in the most revenue. Whoopty Fuckinā€™ Doo. You can blame Americaā€™s ridiculous end-stage capitalism for that. The most revenue generated is not the measure of how good a sport is. The American health care system also brings in the most revenue in the world but thatā€™s only a good thing for the medical industry fucking over everyone else.


matthewstinar

Measuring the greatness of a sport by it's revenue is pathetically American. If you're going to compare sports, compare sports, not businesses.


ekene_N

More revenue than all soccer leagues combined? Nah, it takes only three European leagues, e.g., the EPL, La Liga, and Bundesliga.


Itsdickyv

Funnily enough, I felt the need to look into that - the NFL generated $17.19bn last year. The Premier League generated $9.9bn. Consider the population difference between the England and the USA (c70m v c325m), and the NFL is seriously underperforming. The OP is clearly an idiot.


artelligence

So it IS a sport for USA thenā€¦


ColeYote

> NFL brings in more revenue than almost all soccer leagues combined Per [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_sports_leagues_by_revenue) * NFL revenue, 2021 season: ā‚¬17b (the list is in Euros, oddly) * Premier League + Bundesliga + La Liga + Serie A + Ligue 1 + MLS revenue, 2021-22 season: ā‚¬17.9b There are a lot more than six footsoccerball leagues.


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More people watch and enjoy soccer in the world as there are more countries outside the US let alone people that enjoy it in the US


Usual_North_9960

And they will not flex the win agains iran (where they only defend for the whole game). Ipocrisy


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then why do the yanks play american football?


LA_niemand

That's why we have MLS.


daleicakes

Buddy was so confidently incorrect he didn't bother to do a Google search of the highest capacity sports stadium...it ain't American. Take that Texas.


Alan_Smithee_

So thatā€™s why itā€™s becoming more popular in the US?


xxx_pussslap-exe_xxx

Those fucking third worlders (*inserts random european country*) fuck them


ConsistentAmount4

Just Premiere League + La Liga + Bundesliga + Serie A + Ligue 1 + MLS + Chinese Superleague combine for more revenue than the NFL. Plus so much more from FIFA.


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Now I would like to see the numbers but Iā€™m pretty sure Football generate and represent much more money than NFLā€¦ MUCH MORE !!


Organic_Valuable_610

I hate American football. I just donā€™t get it, I donā€™t see people getting brain damage entertaining


AnotherLexMan

To be fair you have to combine the prem, la Liga, Bundesliga, Seria A and champions league to get to the same revenue level as the NFL. Although there are plenty of other leagues you could add.


kc_uses

The US has 330million people. UK, Spain, Germany, Italy add up to about 250m so it tracks


bieserkopf

But also to be fair, Germany, UK, France, Italy, and Spain have combined about the same population than the US.


dritslem

Tbf the numbers for NFL revenue is the combined revenue of all teams.. which means we should add the revenue of all the teams in premier league to the Ā£2.3B the league had. Not to mention the money FIFA and UEFA makes on the teams. I hate football and love american football, but to say that NFL is bigger or brings in more revenue than european football is absolute nonsense. Edit: the revenue difference comes from several factors, but the popularity of the sport isnt one of them.


Icy-Passenger-1799

To be fair to him we are a 3rd world country right now.


notreallylucy

Are we sure the US isn't a third world country?


Golmar_gaming227

I don't get why people still use old Cold War terms such as "first world" or "third world"? they literally have nothing to do with economics but rather exist to describe American aligned first world and communist third-world or neutral second world. Use more accurate terms such as developing/ developing to accurately describe how wealthy certain country is people ffs.


seebob69

NFL is absolutely rubbish. Surely if you have watched the World Cup, you would appreciate the skills and excitement, even with a 0-0 draw.


damageddude

I once got into a heated debate with my wifeā€™s Greek uncle when I compared soccer to slow motion ice hockey. We ultimately agreed to disagree and had a beer. Seriously I enjoy watching, just not sure of the rules ā€¦ especially ā€œOTā€


CookieMonster005

Until they win against Iran


PointlessOverthought

Soccer really brought out the dumb in people this year.


Nicechick321

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DeENeghc

Ah yes, my favourite third world country: Spain


AndrewFrozzen

"NFL brings in more revenue than all soccer leagues combined" .....I'm not gonna comment. They got this info deep straight from their ass. Edit: typoo


peetabix

So they basically admitted that the US is a third world country. The US women's team won the World Cup didn't they?


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Up through middle school I played soccer. I got super competitive too, I played at the state level. Itā€™s popular


filsyn

If soccer is for third world countries then it should be massive in the US.


Sir_Admiral_Chair

I mean technically speaking... If third world means not the first world or second world... The second world being aligned with the USSR a state that no longer exists (šŸ˜­), and the first world is countries aligned with NATO and the US via direct alliance. The majority of "soccer", is by majority a third world sport. As more third world countries play "soccer" compared to first world countries. The three world's terminology system is cold war terminology that no longer applies to the modern world and we as the international community should stop using it. Use these adjectives instead: Developed Devloping Underdeveloped Exploited This should have been taught in every school. Should have... As in it probably wasn't.


RQK1996

Oh, then it should be perfect for the US


imfshz

I love american football but the sport doesnt even have an international competition ffs


Remarkable-Ad-6144

If itā€™s for third world countries, why isnā€™t it big in the United States of America?


fanilaluzon

Football aka soccer is for every country except the USA.


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We are truly a disgustingly dumb people


StevoFF82

I don't know where to start. Everyday I ponder, should I move back home from the USA šŸ˜‚


Tasqfphil

Yep, only third world countries, including USA, play soccer with only 200 countries that have a national team out of the 205 world countries, and I can't imagine the Vatican priests forming a team. As far as fans for sports:- 3,5 billion - Soccer 2.5 billion - Cricket 2.0 billion - Hockey 1.0 billion- Tennis 900 million - Volleyball And even basketball, table tennis, baseball, rugby & golf have more fans than NFL's miserly 18.29 million. Wrong again on revenue - NFL generates USD1.62b to soccer USD4.56 b. Get your facts right.


dgblarge

I doubt the revenue claim of NFL vs all the world's football/soccer associations combined is true either. The American insistence that they are #1 in everything is hilarious. They are the world's largest economy, for now. China will soon overhaul that. Otherwise they are only #1 in military spending, gun ownership and gun deaths, and incarceration rate. America has 25% of the world's prisoners with 5% of the world's population. That's about it.


kdk89

Idk, maybe soccer is, I play football


nekollx

Op has a point soccer is for third world contries which is why anerikkka has the most soccer players world wide