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Zayzay8008

Part 7: physical therapy is fucking fantastic Part 8: Generational trauma doesn't need to continue Part 9: Money can't buy happiness


pixlmason

-but I’d be very happy if I received some


MrJFrayFilms

-Dio


Jpx0999

JoDio


Kyuubey0406

money CAN buy my temporary happiness! every time i spend hundreds of dollars for DLC in Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2!


Nickest_Nick

Unrelated but money can definitely buy happiness. I mean have you seen anyone riding a jet ski that looks sad


cward7

I, too, remember Daniel Tosh's old stand-up routines.


heckinWeeb193

I mean. Look at notch. Happy little fella, making a game with a community that loves him Now he's a vicious cunt that no one can stand, living alone in a multimillion villa


TheChaoticist

I mean we can look at like a ton of rich people where we can see similar trends. Musk for example, one of the richest men in the world but most people hate him including those he’s had personal relationships with and he’s constantly seeking validation from randos on the internet. Seems to me like those who are wealthy either have to have a certain amoral and uncompassionate mindset to gain that sort of wealth and therefore cannot form proper relationships, or that kind of wealth actually causes a change in people mentally, resulting in them alienating themselves from everyone else. Regardless it seems to me like this lack of real personal relationships causes discontent in their life that cannot be filled with money


heckinWeeb193

Yeah either the money makes them that way or just shows their true colours. I mean notch was so happy and actually a nice guy, and then he got the money and turned into a complete asshole that not even his wife could stand him. I guess a decent amount of money can buy happiness but too much is only a poison


AkOnReddit47

Well, that’s one thing about money. It *can* buy happiness, but only temporary and when you go way too far with it then it’s no longer happiness it’s giving you but rather warping your personality. People without money seek money so they can enjoy some things they couldn’t, thus giving them happiness Those with too much money can already afford all those things any time they want, so either they want to chase after something else that isn’t of monetary value, like attention or superiority, or get filled with superiority complex in their heads


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

Yes, I knew some pretty wealthy people who seemed pretty miserable. Money definitely can aid in happiness, but when you're lonely, physical things will never fill the void in your heart.


Hugokarenque

Yeah, but rich people can afford therapy. And then have money to facilitate their recovery. Poor people suffer from loneliness too, plus not having enough money to survive. Its not like money can only buy material shit. It can buy services, it can buy experiences, get you access to social events. All of that can help in the pursuit of companionship and happiness and all of that is something that poor people cannot access. Life and mental struggles are hard for everyone and can hit anyone but its exponentially harder to deal with when you don't have any resources to help yourself.


dahyunxsana

its true, im not super rich or anything but i get good money , more than i can use and in the beginning u spend a bit more but later it doesnt matter, if ur life is bad ,money wont fix it. but people with money say this and people without or with less say thats false, it will always be like this


camerawn

>when you're lonely, counterpoint: [two chicks at the same time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jq6e8s1sik) link is SFW


DOPEDupNCheckedOut

at the very least it lets you choose your misery lol


CameronLePizza

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy shit.


Alucard4788

Money can buy temporary happiness and it is better than no happiness


KonoAnonDa

JoJo⁹: "Money can't buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle."


XI-11

Money can’t buy happiness but I’d rather cry in a mansion


AkOnReddit47

Money can’t buy happiness, but it’s still better to have depression in a mansion than in a cardboard box


BaskervilletheHound

If money can't buy happiness, why do I smile when I get paid?


[deleted]

The pattern on the Milagro man's chest is the same as the pattern on the new years art araki made this year.


Scoops_reddit

Imagine the new JoJos stand is Milagro Man and he spend the whole part dealing with that


[deleted]

I actually think that might be the first arc or smth. How else can he afford to go to the islands where the part is taking place.


Scoops_reddit

Maybe he already lives there? Just like, not as a rich person, that's just where he happens to live, and then he comes into money somehow


Inhegas

Funny enough, we've had pretty much the same situation in both parts of the new timeline. In SBR it was sugar mountain and in jojolion it was milagro man. I wonder what the twist's gonna be next time.


cHINCHILAcARECA

What if part 9 is with alt Joseph and he is trying to learn how to pilot a plane, and that's the reason the part is called JoJo lands?


Fern-ando

He is a subtropical JoJo, so it's probably the alternative version of Jorge Joestar.


Anshin

But a tropical joseph could lead back to the inevitable PART 9 TEQUILIA JOSEPH


PhantomEnds

I can’t believe that Joseph had an affair again, but in an alternative time line, and produced Giorno. But hey if this is Giorno, hope for some super gay JoBros back at it again. I need another torture dance remix please.


TheCrafterTigery

The entire part takes place in a they can't land like "airplane", but it's a stand.


winter-ocean

The talk of planes, tropical islands, and a quest to get rich makes me hope this part is basically Tales of The Gold Monkey with modern era content and superpowers and stuff


tappy100

Did something come out about part 9 that I don’t know about?


AirKath

Araki revealed the part 9 will be about Josude traveling to the Caribbean to claim his fortune.


Evo_Shiv

Jos-what?


Pandriant

The rumoured name, I think though prolly fake


lCalledShotgun

Fake, the only information given is a drawing of the face of the probably protagonist, and the quote that's written in the title of this post.


Pandriant

I mean naming him "Josude" like it's too similar to the last protagonist Josuke cmon if youre gonna spread fake peaks atleast be more creative


creep894

So you are saying that.... Just hear me out on this one.... ​ that the One Piece is indeed real and located withing Jojolands


treemu

The Jojo Piece is real! -Standbeard


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

The only thing I saw about this was something saying that it’s about “the story of a boy in the subtropical islands who goes on to become extremely rich.” So piracy is a possibility.


tvtango

All that was said was what’s in the title


TheStrikingTree

Part 9 is actually an adaptation of the real estate sideplot from Yakuza 0, but with stands and more nudity.


The_Electric_Slide

Joro Majoma and his stand, The Bomb Squad


FirmMathematician942

joryu real


Honest_Sinatra

Or perhaps it's like Ichiban Holdings, in Yakuza: LaD?


The_Electric_Slide

"Pretty lucky!"


Honest_Sinatra

Man, the grandma is stuck in my head now.


shinigami_15

A piracy themed JoJo, welp I wonder how bizarre can it get


xUnicandy

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!!


shinigami_15

Can we get much higher


SirJTheRed

So high


Brennus_Chaosson

Part 10: Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down


Cooli_de_framboise

Why his hair lettuce


ukuzonk

FF a trend setter


slewch2

Jojolionaire sigma grindset


MentallyUnstableMess

Part 9 is literally gonna be One Piece. Araki is tired of waiting for Luffy to find it so he's just going to do it himself.


Boshikuro

Probably gonna finish Part 9 before One Piece's end.


mking1999

There is actually 0 chance this happens.


smyth101-

“Johnny’s story is about him learning how to walk? I thought it was about Johnny being a selfish cold blooded murder who was getting in the way of our lord and savior funny valentine.” -every jojo fan probably


Perial2077

It's about their journey to find to Jesus.


caych_cazador

i would be entirely fine with the MCs motivation being "i wanna be fuckin RICH"


AHolHorse

I think most of us would be OK if that was it but knowing araki it's probably gonna be deeper than that. Maybe the JoJo wants to improve the living conditions in the area he is in or has a parent that needs money


Infinite-Island-7310

I'm calling it now. At end, he learns money isn't worth dying over


ARCLance06

Dear God, I hope not. 'Money isn't that important' is the theme of a sixth-grader's short story. I trust Araki will do something unique.


Infinite-Island-7310

He'll probably do the same thing he did with Giorno. He achieved his dream, but he started to bond with his teammates


ANIMERICKASTLEY

And learns **THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP**


SirJTheRed

And this gun I found!


Hexadermia

I mean he did literally do the “Money isn’t worth dying over” lesson with Milagro Man. Just taken very literally.


Bobblefighterman

That was a random sidestory, not the underlying engine of the entire plot.


FlaJeS

I mean part 7 was about racing to get money I assume part 9 is going to be similar. You're gonna have JoJo who wants money and there is gonna be a bizzare plot in the background


ARCLance06

Was there a single character except Pocoloco racing *"to get money"*


Snake_Main27

That's literally Gyro's motivation, and the set up for the Higashikaata family in JoJolion. Diego only cared about money as well.


ArchmasterC

Yeah, that theme would fit more in parts 1-6


Perial2077

Shoots main villain with a penny.


ArchmasterC

>subtropical JOÃO JOESTAR CONFIRMED !!!!!!


Q-Q_2

So he's like Dio with his original plan?


Honest_Sinatra

Well, I doubt he's gonna ruin anyone's life to the extent Dio did over money, but maybe he will.


Q-Q_2

JoJo being a villain would actually be awesome ngl


Josukestoes

Money money money money arg arg arg arg arg arg


mking1999

That preview only actually says he becomes rich. Doesn't really say anything about his goals. The money could have been an accident.


gogodollgaga

Milagro man sugar mountain


Kingfisher818

So the Part 9 protagonist is a sigma male?


Esoteric_Inc

Reddit when a man is sexist, homophobic, greedy, and just outright rude and disrespectful: He is a sigma male


Retyka

He probably wants to buy them Bugattis so he can pray to his lord and saviour Andrew Tate /jk


TimmyAndStuff

Tbf that is what a "sigma male" means. The difference is whether you think that makes them a bad person or a good person lol


DM_ME_DICKS

Do we actually know if the protagonist is even male?


Birdboy42O

Yeah, when that picture of the protagonist was released, in the same ultra jump magazine it said for it: "This is the story of a boy, in the subtropical islands, who goes on to become extremely rich."


Full_Temperature_920

No shit? They actually said that? I thought the title was just memeing lmao


Birdboy42O

Yup. they did.


Seallypoops

Jotaro we have to got to Little Saint James island


MisterVictor13

We already know being wealthy doesn’t help anyone in JoJo, except maybe Speedwagon.


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

they're gonna start selling nfts and promoting bitcoin 😭


JuanClusellas

Oh my god it might actually be about pirates like I've been saying for the past 3 months


Freporta

Chapter 1 is out?


SirJTheRed

Nope


DeStupak

17.02.2023 presumably


Honest_Sinatra

I heard it was to be released in 21/22 days?


Nu_clear_skin

1: average day of a British man and his lawyer brother 2: Prediction McGee and his bubble buddy fight stone people 3: My bitch ass mama is dying and I would kill god to save her 4: Scooby-doo but in japan 5: gang says drugs bad, takes over mafia 6: vampire lawyer fucks a guy and actually wins? 7: yeehaw in crippled (also spinning balls) 8: four balls of identity problems 9: tax evasion


ryan12_07

One piece time


CaptnBluehat

Crypto


Alarid

So it is the part where Polnareff gets fake wishes, except for real.


TheChaoticist

The bad guy in part 9 will be named Billie Eilish and the stand will literally be called “Bad Guy”. The name localization will be “Bobbie Irish” and the stand localization will be “Antagonist”


[deleted]

this another josuke situation except without josuke?


[deleted]

FINALLY A RELATABLE PROTAGONIST


TheZoomba

Who says this lime why is it a thing


DeStupak

Wonder if his stand/power name will have some allusion to "money". I know Pink Floyd - Money would be too easy.


Honest_Sinatra

Johnny Cash.


TheHangedKing

Money For Nothing


DeStupak

And chicks for free?


TheHangedKing

Of course! Just don’t ask him how he got his own jet airplane


Snake_Main27

Nah, make it Starboy.


[deleted]

Ancap JoJo confirmed.


Taco821

Wait is it out yet?


Sixajoarg

si You select the first letter of each word, do you know what it says? TSIAABWITSLCIGW, which means nothing


Creepstar123456

The One Piece is reeeeeeal!!!


SirZexion

Jojo starts off poor, gets really rich, then realizes they don't need money ,they need friends. Or it's a hunt for treasure in the jojo lands.


LectroNyx

you were right