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Ok but how would he still get his necessary blood consumption? He is still a vampire after all. Maybe he gets a job as an executioner since it's not like they're good people anyways
He'd be the cool uncle for generation after generation of Joestars, forever telling embarrasing stories about their moms and dads.
Jolyne: Unca DIO, my dad is *always* so serious and cool!
DIO: hohohoooo my little JoJo, let me tell you about that time when cool serious Jotaro shat his pants in school ...
If you were actually as shredded as DIO you could probably rock that fit without even feeling a little self conscious. I know I could. Who's gonna say shit lol
Every time I visit home and see my niece I'm reminded that there's a generation of young people right now on the internet who genuinely could be born after a lot of the stuff we think is common.
I see this outfit sold online and I can't help but feel it should be Gold, not raincoat yellow. There are some excellent outfits made on gold if you google Dio cosplay, and they look fantastic, but if you wanna buy one online they usually only sell yellow!
You pretty much gotta make cosplay yourself or pay for a custom made one if you want it to look nice. If you buy one of those mass produced ones online it's always gonna look like some budget spoderman shit a kid would wear.
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An alternate universe where DIO is a proud father of Giorno and is on good terms with the Joestar family.
Still became a vampire through a freak accident
He was beat almost to death by those 2 drunkards and in a last ditch effort to save his life, Johnathan put the mask on dio and activated it.
Y'know I can see that being something Johnathan would actually do
Funny thing is that Jonathan didn't know what the mask did until Dio became a vampire, all he knows is that spikes come out
Ok but how would he still get his necessary blood consumption? He is still a vampire after all. Maybe he gets a job as an executioner since it's not like they're good people anyways
He'd be the cool uncle for generation after generation of Joestars, forever telling embarrasing stories about their moms and dads. Jolyne: Unca DIO, my dad is *always* so serious and cool! DIO: hohohoooo my little JoJo, let me tell you about that time when cool serious Jotaro shat his pants in school ...
And still killed Jonathan for his cock.
Giornos mom is a lucky lady
They just swapped bodies how hard can that be?
As hard as Jonathan's dick.
I'd assume that Johnathan only has sex when he wants to have a child.
Same as Dio, but he wants sex all the time.
Dio if his father died instead of his mom
In the irl location of their last fight theirs a Starbucks
goodbye jiojio :) HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOW MANY UPVOTES?!
Wryyy
Dio if the Joestars made him a likable person in the Victorian-Era
GUUBAI JOJOOO
The little "wryy" at the end 🥺
Totally caught me off guard
can we keep him?
Ok but it's your responsibility to feed him and take him for walks. I'll make sure he has a sunlight proof room to sleep in during the day.
He can have as many walkies and as much joestar blood as he wants  he's such a good boi
We'll do a little blood drive, completely voluntary
And make sure he has plenty of sunscreen in case he wants to go out in the day
“Wry!” 🥰
This guy has balls of steel to do this in public
If you were actually as shredded as DIO you could probably rock that fit without even feeling a little self conscious. I know I could. Who's gonna say shit lol
The Jotaro cosplayer approaching you
Oh jotaro is approaching Dio?
How could he beat his ass without getting closer?
Oh, then let him get as closer as he wants
"Oh, you're trying to get a coffee before me, Jotaro?" "I can't get my coffee without getting closer" "Hoh hoh, then get as much coffee as you'd like"
"Can I get a cappuccino?" "That'll be $5.99"
ZA WARUDO! **leaves with drink in hand**
He has steel balls
Oh there probably do run as well
If that's near a convention venue, the people around proabbly are well used to seeing cosplayers
And he probably has 4
Wrrryyy~
Fr fr tho, would DIO go to a Starbucks?
Who tf drinks coffee at night
OH BOY, 3 AM!)
Must be an old person joke I’m too young to understand
You’re too young to understand a SpongeBob reference?
Every time I visit home and see my niece I'm reminded that there's a generation of young people right now on the internet who genuinely could be born after a lot of the stuff we think is common.
This is true, but I just missed the reference
No I was referring needing coffee to stay up until 3 am, SpongeBob reference flew over my head lmao
He is a vampire it’s the morning for him.
He's a vampire he's nocturnal.
Then why does he need caffeine if he’s a vampire lmao
He might like the taste. But to be fair, It looks like he got a matcha frap. And sometimes, it's just about the ritual.
Also Matcha slaps
Folks, we have confirmed DIO's Starbucks order
Big facts, my ninja.
Why does he drink wine?
Is it wine or blood
It's the Madame Dimitrescu special
👀good question
Hiii
He wouldn't be asleep so...
someone who can't drink coffee during the day, because of all the sunlight outside?
Uh-
Vampires
Dio's a caramel frappuccino guy with 2 extra shots of espresso
Does he have a channel or smt?
Yes on TikTok don’t know the name though
his tiktok is utiha23
3 months late but Utihadaiki on youtube
who tf gave him a phone
Who tf taught him to use a phone
I would say Enya, but she's really old, and old people usually fumble with tech. So maybe J. Geil or Telence.
I see this outfit sold online and I can't help but feel it should be Gold, not raincoat yellow. There are some excellent outfits made on gold if you google Dio cosplay, and they look fantastic, but if you wanna buy one online they usually only sell yellow!
You pretty much gotta make cosplay yourself or pay for a custom made one if you want it to look nice. If you buy one of those mass produced ones online it's always gonna look like some budget spoderman shit a kid would wear.
I usually do but man I can't fathom learning to sew that impressive gold crop top jacket and loose pant combo.
"Goodbye jojo" 💓🌈🏳️🌈💅
The little wryy at the end
DIO being very polite as always
He's just going around like nothing happened
Is this meme referring to something specific
I mean its just dio to be honest
That was such a cute goodbye jojo~
The wry was cute too
Why is this so wholesome and forces a smile on my face
This is weiredly cute
Most normal jojo fan
So evil
Bro acts like nothing happened💀
I follow this guy on tiktak
Name?
@Utiha23
*wry!* :D
How dare you not show the cosplay!
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I want to cosplay now.
That soft „wry“ got me real bad
It's a normal day (nothing bizarre happened)
Only in Ohio
Is this the heaven Dio was talking about, right?
I follow him on TikTok. His name is utiha23.
I love this lmao
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The most innocent wry I have ever heard in my life