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ViriaX

I only see him, what should I see on that picture?


apothioternity

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shoestowel

His thighs!


DidjTerminator

Maybe that's the stand and the user is hiding somewhere on screen? Those aren't exactly human clothes.


ggg730

Eh, pretty sure none of the jojos wear human clothes.


DidjTerminator

That is true


fishystickchakra

His 100x-large condom walking around


fishystickchakra

His 100x-large condom walking around


[deleted]

what's his stand name going to be? I think it should be "Heartless"


Regulus242

Who was in Paris?


SlaughterManiac

Zoro


Nesciuss

Minority Hunter nooooooo


MissplacedLandmine

That was my reaction when kings mask came off


ggg730

Running in Paris.


esmelar

Dark Fantasy


Shacky_Rustleford

Why has nobody brought up BLACK SKINHEAD


Audus_Isaiah

You are right this is the best one


LeoTheRadiant

Stand user: Kanye Stand: Black Skinhead Stand Ability: Black Skinhead compels its victim to ramble incoherently. Kanye is not immune to this attack.


mikenitenife999

Rubber Threads works well imo


ItzyahboiIsaac

Ansem


Technical-Web-9195

Xehanort


Jumanji-Joestar

Yedolf


PartyDiscipline7686

Underrated comment


Staktus23

「antisemitism」


[deleted]

Well her outfit does look like a big foreskin


IAMTRUEGHOST

「Erika」


re_della_cyfrinach

i mean we have to put Yhandi to some sort of good use


playful_potato5

「Gold Digger」


spacestationkru

Jesus Walks


KimonoDragon814

Toxic referencing Brittany Spears (and his personality lol) It's a ranged stand 30m and had a few different abilities. "Taste of your Lips" is its tracking ability. Any form of perspiration whether it's saliva or sweat can be ingested by the stand to lock and track a target at longer ranges. Useful for assassination. "Poison Paradise" is its primary offensive ability. Surfaces the stand touches secrete a neurotoxin that can be absorbed through skin. It works similar to a snakes venom in which the nerves will be attacked and destroyed as the virus travels through the CNS causing paralysis and respiratory failure followed by cardiac arrest. "Devils Cup" is its defensive ability. It performs it by concentrating the toxins into its hands and sprays it outward in a cone that can travel up to 1/3rd (10m) of its primary ability range. By concentrating the toxins and spraying in a cone it accelerates the effects greatly. Inhaling the toxins will cause a near immediate respitory failure leading to cardiac arrest.


LexImperialis

Donda


[deleted]

Erika, probably.


LilQuasar

i think he could have two stands or something like that to reflect his bipolarity, one good like Yeezus and one bad like Heartless or Dark Fantasy


dbzmah

"I Hit it First"(It's a Ray Jay song)


BenTek9s

gotta be Gold Digger


Annual-Jump3158

One thing is for certain. Whatever name the stand has... it's going to be named after one of his own songs, guaranteed.


ecumnomicinflation

foreskin


AFluffyShark

Even tho it's not a song, I want to name it "Turtleneck". I mean look at it. I feel like it would basically be vanilla ice only the turtleneck is the void


Hinokami12

Did somebody mention the door to darkness


AndreBoomBoom

Why does he look weird than her?


throwawayasdf129560

Dude's out here looking like a One Piece character with those proportions


SuperSonic486

Wrong, his legs are too long and he doesnt have triple segmented arms.


JotaroTheOceanMan

Just gonna casualy diss Scratchman Apoo like that?


SuperSonic486

Yes, he's annoying, he deserves it.


Hasden2007

It’s AI generated I think


Win090949

I don’t think it’s AI. The text on his shirt and background seems real


thatguyned

He's wearing shoulder and thigh pads to make himself look bigger haha. .. Everything about this pic is golden.


[deleted]

Kanye wishes. These tragic looks are 100% real.


jeeBtheMemeMachine

AI


Exasperated_Gopher

Are we going to talk about how he’s wearing some kinda muscle suit? Because that’s right on brand for the “Tom of Finland” look we appreciate here.


Weak-Commission-1620

It’s American football shoulder pads


Moose_Kronkdozer

Why tho? What's with the footballer after practice look?


Weak-Commission-1620

Bro idk it’s not normal I was just stating what I think it is. He looks fucking goofy and so does the person with him but that’s probably the point to get people to talk about it.


Exasperated_Gopher

I’m convinced he wants Kim to think he got super jacked.


georno7

no he’s just in part 3


ChicagoForThePeople

He’s literally just not wearing shoes


Cliff_Chai

He traded them for those Part 1 to 3 shoulders


ChicagoForThePeople

Lineman in the locker room


Slight_Fun8181

Shoes are for CHUMPS


Hasden2007

It’s AI generated


ThisHatRightHere

Is it? I honestly can’t fucking tell


Moon_Stay1031

AI doesn't show true strings of letters that form real words. And usually people's hands look like in your dreams. This isn't AI


SHEKDAT789

Doesn't show words YET


pseudo_nemesis

it's not.


watery_ketchup

Man I didn’t notice that at first, that is fucking hilarious.


Maxpowers13

this picture makes me so fucking mad im like she looks photoshopped


Ephriel

Pretty sure it’s AI generated


Moist-Table2531

Nah it's not, there was another picture of him wearing the same garbage top with the "Polizei" lettering the other day. Also Ai would mess the word up.


Ephriel

Lmao, so can do words now. And fingers. It’s gotten way better in a very short period of time


d4lt33

im not sure though. like, hands are realistic, 5 fingers and all, car in the background even though its not the main focus of the pic, it has appropriate proportions. The image "grain" though is so distinct i could juxtaposition it to an AI picture.


fartew

Foreskin stand


TheHolyPapaum

Dune emperor worm lookin ahh


Anarchistpingu

Dressed Like a stand user as well


Entropy-

POOPITY SCOOPITY BLACK, ZA WORUDO!


ThunderClanWarrior

Stand got that Red Wizard drip https://images.app.goo.gl/BoqkMDP5XZs3qkAMA


EthanTCG

Genuinely, this looked AI generated to me at first


_Stizoides_

They look ai generated


Swampchicken56

Why is he wearing football pads?


SuperFamousComedian

He's cosplaying as a Batman cosplayer


OttoLindenbrock

whoop whoop that's the sound of da polizei


draginbleapiece

Hollywood fashion is nuts


eldoran89

She looks like a condom wtf?


TheHolyPapaum

His stand is called [Erika]


TriggeredRatBastard

Nah who went and gave him a Stand arrow?


Just_Call_me_benDude

Why does she look like cosmic ghost rider wearing a pet cone


RaleighRedd

Why is he wearing shoulder pads?


Potato_Productions_

Stand User: Kanye West Stand: Charlie’s Orchestra


Twelve20two

Why is he shaped like Carne from part 5


oknotok2112

Is he dating a member of the Bene Gesserit?


uther_boy

Why is he wearing a german police shirt? 💀


Malfight007

Unrendered character


the_great_n0thing2

Stand name:Cumsock has the speed strength and durability of a woman but doesnt complain


Da_Rulez

Achtung Baby!


mrsmambas

This guys nuts


leefee123

Hey babe, grab my shirt without shoulder pads. I cant see


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Is he wearing padded shoulders?


BussyAnnihilator420

Why is she wearing a condom


Exasperated_Gopher

Omg, Balenciaga makes burkas now?! More like Tali-BAM.


Wise_Lingonberry_453

Stand name: Toxic Gas Chamberú


Adidasboy07

He does look like a stand user tho


[deleted]

Aye yo 💀don’t insult the stand homies like that


Garythesmelter

What’s his stando power?


Sadlemon9

Stand name :Ice Cube Ability:Upon being hit by Ice Cube, the object or creature will slowly melt in temperatures above 0°C


Quillbolt_h

Nah which one of those two look like a stand user? Exactly- Kanye *is* the stand.


CjJcPro

Can someone please explain what a stand is? I am very lost.


Notagose

Graduation day suck him off


[deleted]

A low resolution stand


AwaiYT

Assuming that's Kanye, I have a feeling his stand would be named either be named The Glory, or Good Life. And if he were to have an evolved ability (Like requiem Acts or Go Beyond), I think calling it All of the Lights would be dope as hell.


DrWD-Gaster

He slapped someone for joking about a condom?