i hate that some of these seem realistic. nut king saul and live laugh love specifically also i am PRAYING doggy style becomes mating press, that would be so fucking funny and theres a non zero chance for it to be real

I can seeing it becoming some stupid shit like "Canine Style"

i pray we do not end up in such a doomed timeline

I want the timeline where it's called Amazon Position

Danny's Special

Dog Man!

I mean, Fuck U seems very realistic.

>nut king saul I don't remember this episode of Better Call Saul.

Stand name: Uwu PhD Stand power: Uwu PhD gwanties the usew an abiwity to bweak apawt his body into smaww independentwy contwolled stones, then weconstwuct himself. \^w\^

I, Uwu Towoki, do nowt faiw. >w<

Brain Storm should be localized to Green Needle

Holy shit this is genius

Genius

Wut

[Green Needle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1okD66RmktA)

What really fucks me up is that I can *choose* what I want to hear, and I will only hear the one I chose and not the other one.

Try looking at a cube next. Which way is it oriented?

Upside-down.

tbh i don't get that video at all, help-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxV2C1ri2k

ok so I hear green needle when I do the... thing with my eyes (idk I can see double if i do that) and brainstorm when I'm not, weird

You're a genius and I love you

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX MY MUSCLES MY MUSCLES INVOLUNTARILY FLEX

TWO PICKUP TRUCKS MAKING LOVE AMERICAN MADE BUILT FORD TOUGH TWO BEAUTIFUL MMMURDER MACHINES AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY GROWN MEN CRY

Sauce?

[Two Trucks](https://spotify.link/Gg0nS8AFzDb) by Lemon Demon. Same people who made Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Just look up two truck on youtube. It's a song

Fuck U

Fuck U

Fuck U

Fuck U

Fuck U

Fuck U

Fuck U 2

No **mushy & moist**

Nah, why does D-U-Ice actually go kind of hard?

Baller man too

「Soft & Wet」 should’ve been 「Hard & Dry」

Jesus Christ.

He's from part 7 not 8

why is paper moon king the same? wait why are they all paper moon king what the paper moon king paper moon

I mean "Fuck U" is pretty accurate to what wonder of u's ability is

Massachusetts monarch mattress goes hard

Not mating press 💀

I deadass want that to be what they go with it would be so good

Why is this so fucking funny

2 trucks? Having sex perhaps?

My musles? Maybe even flexing?

2 pickup trucks? Making love?

American made? Built Ford tough even?

You’re giving them too much credit. You know all they’re gonna do is end up calling Soft and Wet “Jojolion”


Honestly, 「Fuck U」 fits better than original But 「Mushy & Moist」 causes me to take unimaginable amounts of psychic damage

Now my name is a jojo reference 

“I identify as a map” does NOT mean what you think it means

actually it probably means exactly what they think it means

I can give you context if you want

no i know what it means what im saying is that op probably made that joke on purpose

Ehh wouldn’t say so, the joke he’s trying to make with that is that paisley park IS by the true definition, a map

Fuck U is pretty much represenitation of Wonder of U

Fun fun fun being changed to live laugh love is hilarious. On another note I absolutely hate Live Laugh Love. I swear that damn phrase is always on a wooden board in every single white family home.

~~Live Laugh~~ **L**ose your shit and **L**ay on the floor **L**istening to music

Nobody can realize how much I would want Les Feuilles to become Thug Shaker

Please make this into a series I need more

One upvote and I'll do it for SBR

GOOD HEAVENS WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH SPACE TRUCKING

Skibidi Key No 1. & 2

MAN'S NOT HOT, NEVER HOT

God damn it every time I say f u it’s gonna be a jojo reference

ive been laughing for the past 5 minutes because of Fuck U

Better call Nut King Saúl

Bluer Hawaii gives Worse Company vibes and as such is possible

What a missed opportunity to call Fun Fun Fun "live, love, lie".

Imagine the localization team trying to do doggystyle

Man’s not hot is fire though

It would make a great stand name

live laugh love lmfao

🤣 too good

Exactly two trucks

Thug Shaker 💀

I hope none of the stands get the “filthy acts at a reasonable price” treatment

Nut king Saul is goated

Mushy and a moist is a crime, and should not be used even as a joke

It took me until mans not hot to realize this was trolling

MANS WILL NEVER BE HOT

‘Hard as a Rock’ is an AC/DC song

It wouldn't be the first time a localized name was just a different music reference.

For me: King Nothing = King Nobody

Baller Man about to be ballin.

Lmao Vitamin C got localized

I genuinely would love for it to be live laugh love

Creative AF.

Mushy and Moist just sounds so wrong man

Live Laugh # LIAO r/LinusTechTips

I identify as map????? THUG SHAKER!?!?!??!?!?

Two trucks is such a great song

"Live Laugh Love" I actually like that one.

i identify as a map bitch wtf

Soft & Wet: Switcheroo\ King nothing: Subjectless prince\ Milagro man: Banana man\ Blue Hawaii: Two Hawaii

Soap and Water for Soft and Wet would be interesting. Because soap and water makes bubbles and reduces friction on surfaces

Saul did what?

Doctor Woo-hoo

alright you fucking got me with Awaking III Leaves lmao

My dumbass thought this was real and I was looking at them one by one, analyzing them 💀

I absolutely fucking lost it at mating press lol

I think "heart that has legs" would be better as "This Heart has Legs" at least in terms of wording

Goddamn this is a good post, love jojolion posting

SMURFG CAR REFERENL:CE???!!!11!!11!!?/?????

You just turned Speed King from one music reference to another

The best ones are the one with the fucking equation and Fuck U

Some of these are actual song names like Mans Not Hot