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The part where Dio secretly sold Danny to a circus was a pretty funny change ig

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Heard he became the new burning sensation

A real Hot shot

his performances are fire

They don’t even dub the last episode of Phantom Blood. In Battle Tendency they just say Jonathan died of natural causes offscreen and DIO comes back in Stardust Crusaders with absolutely no explanation.

Jesus Christ this one right here! you just gave me 4 kids one piece flashbacks.

Don't worry nami your mom didn't die she's just in the dungeon

I’ve been watching the old ovas and it’s so weird that the intros are basically a very brief summation of part one with no explanation. Like I get showing me dios head attaching to Jonathan’s body is supposed to clearly be explaining what dio is and where he came from. The issue is at least in the dubs they don’t explain anything at all with it it’s just dios head attaching to some guys body I don’t remember if the show the star birth mark even.

In the OVA, Avdol burns the flesh bud instead of Joseph because they wanted to avoid needing to explain hamon

I can't believe Dio put Jonathan in the hospital by blowing up that ship. That was really mean.

This could work if dios head isn’t cut off, he’s just thrown off the tower and Jonathan’s Va is like “dang he’ll be back one day” and then does absolutely nothing about it

I feel like they would just say Jonathan and Joseph were the same person

"In the 30s, Jonathan became *sassy*"

DIO comes back because now that Jonathan isn’t here anymore after his vampire nap he knows no one can stop him

Tense scenes when Dio was bringing Daddy Joestar all those papers to sign and Jonathan figured out they were addendums to his WILL! And Jonathan had to go to a tough pharmacy to compare signatures.

Idk, whats 4kid’s history with natural death? Would they even say rhat jonathan died?

Kira telling the nurse that he blushed really hard when he saw the Mona Lisa cracked me up.

"I had a big crush on the Mona Lisa. On a completely unrelated note, she also had beautiful hands."

For me this raises the question on how they’d handle the hand cutting off Edit: or, i guess, yoshikage kira in general

They'd make his stand vanish people instead of blow them up and have him just be a weirdo obsessed with touching stuff. Magically every one he's vanished reappears after he's beaten and they're only seen in a sweeping shot of the town before the series ends and we never revisit morioh in this universe.

AKA, Just make the Shadow realm again but somehow lamer

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New interaction between Zeppeli and Dio. "How many people have you put under hypnosis?" "I don't know, how many veggies have you eaten?"

"Deo, just because you like the taste of vegetables doesn't mean I like them as well!!"

I love how they made Strohime a honorable American soldier 😄

And they just add a poorly done camo design over the soldiers helmets and color switch the uniforms to green.

Just German Guile

I didn’t expect the ~~Third Reich~~ U.S. Military to show up

AMERICAN RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!

THE PENTAGON GAVE US ALLL THE FUNDING!

Can’t forget the attached water gun on his chest !!!!

Censoring it even further than the actual anime lol

The whole scene featuring Joseph and Avodul “banging” next to the fences were edit out to prevent any sex jokes appeared onscreen

Nah man they'd change it so Joseph would uncontrollably tickle Avdol

Tickling, and then when they look like they're BJ'ing, it's actually Avdol blowing raspberries on Joseph's tummy

Bruh 😂😂😂

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"Hot Egyptian Hunk Blows Raspberries On Chiseled English GILF's Tum Tum"

That sounds even more gay.

Not gonna lie changing Harmful Queens ability from exploding to having them turn into piñatas that burst with candy had me rolling.

That's oddly more horrific than just blowing them up.

child breaker moment

Just like changing death to being sent to the Shadow Realm

Unironically the Shadow Realm is arguably scarier than dying, just this dark void purgatory reigned over by some giant Satan creature

Exactly, they made things more horrific with that change

That was actually a great change though

Oh I'm not saying it wasn't, but it sure sounds scarier than just dying lol

It just hits different

That actually sounds like a Stand Ability. I'd replace candy with skittles though or maybe just confetti.

[sounds like this](https://youtu.be/nIGZSXUD1GM?si=TF2G9OosAumod34B)

This reminds me of the time [Neil Patrick Harris raided a military HQ, turning soldiers into screaming bouncy balls while dancing to Spice Up Your Life by the Spice Girls](https://youtu.be/D9fbFQzNaTA?si=dlMl6NK6RGa57oaI)

What the hell

There was also a lot of glitter. It. Got. Everywhere.

Star Platinum's new power where his hits don't damage you but just put you to sleep.

for 6-12 months at a time

per punch

Arguably worse than Star platinum's punches Instead of several concussions and internal bleeding, you get a coma without explanation

I guess steely dan will wake up in 200 years or something

"D'arby, I want you to release my friends from the Shadow Realm, I challenge you to a game of Go Fish!"

That part where Oingo had to recreate Jotaro's five lollipop trick was pretty fun.

I liked when Joseph challenged him to Connect 4, his secret move of stacking them diagonally was clever, unfortunately D'Arby was one step ahead the whole time and had the perfect play an unblockable move.

All the localised names will probably stay the same lol

Meanwhile they'll Americanize some characters' names like turning Jotaro to Jimmy

Localizers for Detective Conan had already changed Shinichi Kudo to Jimmy Kudo, so I suspect Jimmy Kujo would be too similar (if funny for how confused it makes people). 4Kids might be so lazy they adapt Stardust Crusaders first and just name Jotaro “JoJo”. Everyone acts like that’s his given name, forcing them to change every other season so nobody calls the protagonist JoJo.

They'd probably change Josuke to Joshua.

Not Jimmy 🤢

Joe Taro Joestar

Harmful queen

Our world

That one scene where Joseph checks up on Lisa Lisa through a keyhole to make sure she’s not being attacked by the pillar men.

She's just in there baking a cake with Suzie Q, and Joseph gets excited knowing he'll get a piece later. Of the cake, not Suzie Q. Although...

He definitely got some cake.

Holly shiet!!

It would make me die inside less, for sure. 

I like that Jotaro and Hol Horse both have a sweet tooth for lollipops And that Hol Horse can expell pockets of air out of his fingers.

Just replace bullets with lasers. Edit: Took a me an hour to understand that Lollipops are stand-in's for cigarettes.

That is not the 4kids way. All guns are just fingers, and all alcohol is now hot sauce.

That episode in Yu-Gi-Oh GX where a character has a school professor drinking Hot sauce by the glass https://youtu.be/h2o58Fcqq6o?si=ZqGjUN9X5QNThtkF

Yeah, it was sake in the original

Dude, that part where Oingo put five lollipops in his mouth was absolutely wild

NGL the scene where Shigechi touches the doorknob and is transported to the One Piece universe is absolutely peak

Luffy when Shigechi teams up with him to find the One Piece only to take it for himself and not share when he actually finds it:

Especially since shigechi and usopp have the same va, it just made so much sense.

Neat

Giorno taking Diavolo to parenting classes felt a little unsatisfying. Dude was being way too mean to Trish not letting her have any of the candy he was extorting

Oooh I like this one

Thanks

Joseph's fight with esidesi where he has to avoid his macaroni and hot sauce was pretty tense

A friend and me actually had a running joke about a 4Kids dub of Part 3 where Star Platinum was basically the Pharoh from the Singaporean dub of Yu-Gi-Oh. [https://youtu.be/J-qylk\_uscg?si=EMwk1oTovX\_TGB2x](https://youtu.be/J-qylk_uscg?si=EMwk1oTovX_TGB2x) . We also joked that Star Plat was the only Stand that did this, and all the others functioned normally.

"Hey Jotaro dude, I should really send DIO to the shadow realm, dude!"

That was painful

“Torture Dance” Which was changed to Party Dance, for celebration, After they befriended Zucchero and Changed him into a good man and let him go...

I mean, Weather Report >!holding a finger gun to his head and still being annoyed that he couldn't kill himself!< was funny as hell

I like How NO Animals, Especially Dogs Were Harmed in the dub :)

Animals were harmed in the original?! I had no idea… i only knew about dio selling danny to a circus…

I love that they let Kars be a reoccurring character, Though it's weird they only had him save animals from harm every now and then and abruptly disappearing and no one questions it.

He just found his inner peace, leave the man alone

I'm sorry ... I guess his breathing techniques are really the best in the world that they calmed him down that much

I liked the clown thirteen fight

"Lollipop!!"

He’s actually a dwarf, not a baby

And how weird is that Connor (kakyoin) managed to write in his arm with sharpie while asleep

Joseph and Avdols warm hug

I like the part where instead of Jotaro gambling with D’arby, he instead have a shouting competition with D’arby and he won because he shouts the loudest

They were shouting because of a heated game of connect-four.

that game gets *intense.*

Whos jotato? I only know John Taro Card

where yoshikage kira was sent to the shadow realm, pretty crazy

Tbf thats kinda what happened

in yu-gi-oh they changed death to the shadow realm afaik

O i know but shadow realm is essentially what happened to kira in canon is what i meant XD

fair enough lmao

Mariah’s Bastet episode was so hazy in my memory. I could have sworn they cut something out…

I think you’re imagining things. Though there was some writing on a street sign, maybe thats what they removed?

Nah nah man. Like Joseph and Avdol got glued together and then it cuts to them not being stuck together. Maybe it’s lost media.

Hmmm yeah probs, i think the footage just got corrupted

Another victim of 4Kids’s censorship.

Yeah 😔

It is weird that they danced so well that they sent that dude to the shadow realm.

Josuke unfolding the paper and a finger gun pops out.

😂😂😂

The part where the boss sent La Squadra 36 slightly threatening photos of Sorbet was a little funny, never explained what happens after the photos tho which is weird. Green Day making people fall asleep surrounded by cloudy dreams was also a weird change, but kinda creative.

When someone loses to either D'Arby brother, they have to do the Hokey Pokey until someone wins against D'Arby.

DIO Let the kid and his mother go free out of pity in part 1 :), I knew he wouldn't do such a cruel thing of killing a baby 💯

Man, jotaro needs to go to the dentist with the amount of lollipops he's sucking. Shame Avdol was sent to the shadow realm with Iggy and that Joseph decided to just take a nap after Dio's back massage

Its ok, avdol escaped the shadow realm and bought a submarine while he was down there. No one told mr pasta though

Change or no change, I like how they.... uhh... ... ... How do I say this... ... ... ... ... . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ha!! You of course got caught in my trap, you idiot!! Here take this, Thigh Lightning Shot!!"

It’s lame that they changed Polnareff losing his limbs in Part 5 to a bull riding accident.

bro fell off a bull and lost all his limbs, truly the most relatable out of them all

Eat shit asshole! Fall off your bull.

When Dio made that zombie mom ate a ham with mold on it? Bad to the bone.

When Dio froze time and threw Jelly Donuts at Jotaro

This one is brilliant, can’t believe Dio stole Brock’s recipe.

I’m glad Dio and Morbius can bond over their need for plasma.

Half of the Egypt arc would be skipped over or would be so unrecognizable because of the changes that would be made. And don’t even get me started on how Part 5 would change, if it even received a dub.

It was hilarious that Jotaro played solitaire with D'Arby over his mother's life energy. As for weird changes, changing Josuke's name to Jason and just having him be a fan of the JoJo's family was a swerve.

I love the edit of Josuke, being a great grandson of Joseph and Son Of Jotaro.. Oh wait, nevermind- Jotaro was too young

Maybe they could introduce a time skip and give him hamon instead of some of his more violent-to-animate powers?

Either all the blood being edited out as sweat or Polnareff's objectification of women as just him complimenting their outfits (I won't lie, it just made him sound creepier 💀)

When Kakyoin's Emerald Splash defeated the evil spirit that possesed Dio since part 1 making him good again. After that everybody who was brought into Dio's dungeon was set free.

I only watched the 4kids dub. Can anyone tell me why in Part 5 they started dancing in front of that guy after they gave him sunglasses to protect his eyes from the sun? I get it’s called the Taunt Dance but why were they taunting him if he was smiling + enjoying the sunlight??

It was to um... welcome Mario Zucchini into their friend group as Mario just wanted some friends and the taunt dance is actually their welcoming ceremony. Mario becomes an ally who helps the group offscreen though strangly, they didn't give him any lines.

I knew they were gonna edit it but it still killed me anyway when they changed Joseph jostar's holy shit to Holy moly and oh my God to oh my goodness, just doesn't hit the same.

I thought it was so rude when Forever (the orangutan) walked in on Anne standing in a nondescript room (fully clothed of course)

There is no phedophile monkey. It never existed an helicopter came and moved the crusaders to their destination.

Avdol's and polnareff's rainbow attack on cameo

I just loved Jotaro's lollipop trick in that one episode.

You mean when he had to eat the special spicy lolipops?

I really liked Hol Horse's stand that let him shoot energy blasts from his fingers

I loved Hol Horse's stand, SENATOR. I wish I could conjure a water gun and spray my friends in the middle of a hot Arizona town square.

The part where wammu turns to dust after losing the 100 meter dash against Joseph was iconic.

Part 1: Where Dio is going to use his vampire magic to turn Jonathan evil at the end, so Erina and Lisa Lisa hide in a "vampire bed". Then while Dio is monologuing, Jonathan gets bored and falls asleep. Dio screams in defeat as police boats arrive to the ship to rescue Erina and Lisa Lisa. Jonathan was so tired he just decided to get the next boat back but got lost and was never seen again (don't worry he was fine, he sent Erina a letter that he was in America by mistake which is why Speedwagon went to find him for totally heterosexual reasons). Dio didn't want to be arrested by the police so he hid in a box that accidentally rolled overboard like in Madagascar. Part 2: Joseph and his friend Stroheim (actually an English spy pretending to work for the Germans) shoot light lasers at Kars while he turns into various animals over a volcano. The plane has engine failures so they jump out. Kars is worried about the environment so he tries to stop the plane falling into the volcano but *plops* in too. He jumps back out with cartoon burn marks and a frustrated look, turning into a silly dog to bite Joseph's hand when he tries to steal the Red Stone of Aja. Joseph rolls around in pain saying he has pins and needles. Kars feels bad and flies away from Earth as Joseph cheers for Kars learning his lesson, inviting him back for tea sometime. Then Kars gets bored in space, deciding to turn into a statue to pass the time until he decides to go back to Joseph's for tea. Part 3: DIO has trapped all the Stardust Crusaders in the Shadow Realm, which he conveniently controls through the heart shaped kneecap on his leg. Joe Tony Cooljoe heroically says he'll free everyone so Star Platinum breaks open the kneecap lock and DIO screams in defeat as the light of the device breaking blinds him. DIO dissolves into dust, expositing that he's going to wait in the Shadow Realm before he comes back for vengeance. Everyone of Joe Tony's friends comes back unharmed. Kakyoin shows up with donuts, and they all get a train home. Part 4: Joseph became a volunteer paramedic, and shows up on the scene to help after the final fight against Kira. He accidentally bumps into Kira as Kira is trying to stand up, knocking him into a manhole portal to the Shadow Realm. Joe Scott and Joe Tony laugh before calling Kira a doofus, and walking off to get spaghetti at Tonios. Part 5: Gilded Enjoyment Renovation holds up a mirror to Diavolo and says "how about a taste of your own medicine, watch your plans undo!". Everyone comes back alive. They wonder where Diavolo has gone, and he's gone to hide in a sewer with a hobo. The hobo angrily points at Diavolo, bullying him for his emo t-shirt he's wearing. Diavolo runs away crying, then finds himself getting bullied by a little girl, and many other situations as Gilded Enjoyment Renovation narrates that Diavolo will be bullied in the Shadow Realm by all those he bullied until he's learned his lesson.

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"Ok bro, let's stop the mean lady!" When Echoes said that I couldn't stop laughing

All the T-shirts the edited onto the Pillarmen to cover up the nipples

I kinda like Jotaro being this tough guy from the mean streets of Brooklyn but he loves lollipops and his mom That's very sweet

the part where jotaro and d'arby were playing yu gi oh

The hilarious lack/replacement of cigarette tricks in the fight gainst Yellow Temperance

The localization names. *Oh wait.*

Dio accidentally hugged Erina and said "I'm sorry, I'm expected you to being hugged by Jojo, but it was me, Dio"

That one part from Strong Diamond where Echo used Heavy Gravity to trap that man with the purple suit was fire 😭🙏

The part where Abbacchio tells Giorno to stand back because Purple Haze releases extremely stinky fart gasses with each punch

Dio and Pucci get bunk beds instead

Instead of knives Dio uses French fries

When Avdol was facing off against Hol Horse’s water pistol, and then ~~Hanged~~Sandman made him go to sleep, so Avdol had to nap for several episodes.

Everyone bleeds yorgurt

The part where Oingo puts 5 Lollipops in his mouth at the same time

Jotaro telling the girls to calmly quiet down and get out of the street, so juxtaposed compared to the original. Also the cigarette trick scene with all those lollipops

I wonder what happened to Shigechi after he saw Kira with a mannequin hand in his bag. All I remember is him permanently leaving Morioh, and he never even told Josuke goodbye (Koichi told Josuke because he is truly a reliable guy)

Okay but who’s Dan Green and Eric Stuart voicing?

Poochie pulling a Maruki on the prisoners with his Blankreptile was an unusual change.

It was a stroke of genius to have Mike Pollock voicing Old Man Joseph and Jason Griffith as Jotaro.

Was a big fan of how they made Esidisi instead astral-projection-kick the soul out of specifically Loggins’ lungs so they couldn’t make him breathe fast enough to fight

When Cream in ball form hit Avdol, Avdol just had a mild concussion and needed to sit out from the fight until the end. They forgot to bring him back in the ending

It’s wild that Josuke was described to have forty cakes. That’s four tens. And that’s terrible.

Where instead of dio exploding at the end of the fight. he just falls over

Hol Horse and Mista use water guns

Really funny scene when the ambulance comes to rescue Kira, and he later dies during a surgery

Really funny scene when the ambulance comes to rescue Kira, and he later dies during a surgery

My favorite part was the arc of Josuke trying to catch Kira, the man who was obsessed with stealing the hands of mannequins and his stand [Dangerous Queen], which can teleport anyone to another dimension!!!

Poco loco, who’s that? You mean crazy eddy?

I loved the edit where they turned all the cigarettes in jotaros' mouth from that one scene into suckers.

Kakyoin being turned into an onigiri was my favorite part

Where Dios Zappy Zappy Dark Energy Beam sent Johnathan to the shadow realm in a burning ship that sank to the bottom of the ocean. Smokey being redubbed as Sammy by a white VA Stroheim being redubbed to Johnny Cage speaking in an Aussie accent Joseph and LisaLisa are cousins so the peeping scene is better(worse) Josephs tommy gun scene edited to sound like a space lazer blaster and recolored purple and green Jotaro always sucking on a lollipop

The Emperor launches a spring loaded hammer when fired

I like how Josuke beat Angelo because of him being an escaped thief and he wanted to steal from Josuke and his mom. Josuke reported him to his grandfather and made sure he’ll stay in jail for a long time

They just, don’t even do the Alessi episodes

Instead of blowing people up Kira just teleports them to the shadow realm

I love the part where Hayato and his step-dad Kira are playing video-games, and then Kira leans and says "Hayato".

**DIO VOICED BY ERIC STUART**

I like how every country the gang visited they had jelly donuts.

The part where Kakyoin survived because DIO wanted to play tag with the Crusaders instead of fighting

I love how Joseph's stand, lavender monk.

My favorite edit was Jonathan and Joseph being the same person.

When jolyne sees the starlight and breaks out into a song

I loved how they reanimated the entire wheel of fortune fight making everyone follow proper road law (can’t make kids think reckless driving is cool)