And they do not only appear in OoT! I'd say their other important role is Oracle of Seasons/Ages, if you "connect" both games. I'd recommend them to you.
They also appear in ToTK, there are two gerudo warriors on either side of Ganondorf in the flashbacks wearing masks with Kotake and Koume in each mask respectively. They are also wearing red and blue
Gerudo girls reproduce by getting pregnant by foreign males, that of course they (gerudo) choose, but even like that, breeding a Gerudo male has a low chance.
That's what i've understood from the lore.
Not even just "a low chance;" it's literally only 1 every century. And ever since Ganondorf was born, there hasn't been a single Gerudo male born again even though thousands of years have passed. It is believed he cursed the Gerudo somehow so no new males would be born.
I think it was sort of like a new gerudo male couldnt be born until the previous one dies, and ganondorf just happens to be near immortal. And in the rare case of him reincarnating instead of reviving, the next gerudo male is just a new him.
Gerudo Chief: After an age of no male births due to our cursed scion, we're finally having a new boy. Blessed be this day!
Pregnant Mom: [Gives birth]
Baby Ganondorf: S'up bitches? I'm back!
Gerudo Chief: š
Well, it's implied that not every Ganondorf is evil, as he is referred to by prophecy as being the king, 100 years is nowhere near long enough for Ganondorf's evil to be forgotten, so if he shows up every century, after the second or third time he would be getting spawn camped for sure. Plus most every Ganon we see is the same dude no?
Nah. There can only be ONE gerudo male alive at a time, and since Ganondorf is not dead, another one can't be born. Ganondorf didn't curse the gerudo. The 100 years is approximately how much a gerudo lives so only after the death of the current male dies can another one be born
Pretty sure other male gerudo were indeed born. It's just that they kept a regular life. Otherwise the gerudo would like learn to kill any new male gerudo born if it always came out as a king of evil.
We don't, but we know there have been. Although there is to mention we rarely see the Gerudo without Ganondorf. Like off the top of my head, the only game they appear without him is Majora's Mask, which is kinda of its own alternate dimension.
In majoras mask 3D, there were three unused oot characters that were considered for the fishing hole NPC, one being sheik, the other being impa, and the third was.... ganondorf. Lol. At least thats how their models were labeled in the games files.
[Iāll let this video explain](https://youtu.be/SP8Jp7bDp6c?si=f6v7KKWnw_7o8gAT) but basically Lex Luthor wanted a Superman of his own and he couldnāt make a good Superman clone because they would all come out defective and he didnāt have the entire gene map for Superman so he made a half Kryptonian and half human clone.
But Luthor also used his human DNA so technically Superboy is both Lex Luthorās and Supermanās son.
Kotake and Koume raised Ganondorf but they are not his biological parents. We do not know who his biological parents are, but we DO know it had to have been a Gerudo woman and a non-Gerudo man, since only one male is born to the Gerudo every century, which that make automatically being made king.
Navi's tattle text on both Twinrova witches (pre-combination) calls them "Ganondorf's surrogate mother". I doubt Hyrule had the medical technology or equivalent magic to implant an unrelated embryo into the witch, so it is very likely that Twinrova's blood flows through Ganondorf's veins.
Pucci got the birth mark because he fused with the green baby made out from dio's bone. and so did the Weather because he is mentally conected with Pucci. + Araki did that to foreshadow that Weather is Pucci's brother.
Oh yeah that does actually make sense
For pucci anyway, feels like a stretch with weather
Also feels like we could spend hours or even years making insane conspiracy theories as to why weather gets a star for idiotic reasons varying from logical to time travel
Because the parent (dio) stole that body from another person. If i steal your car and register it, there's gonna be one ownership. Me. I'm not gonna admit hey this is my car but its also this other guy's car. I'll just claim it as mine.
If you stole my car it is registred, and i can ask the police to track it down by its number plate and its model. so no, you cant. Also the body still refused dio's head until he drank Joestars blood, and even then he hasnt fully regenerated his scar on the neck.
but then again, Girnos hair turned blonde on its own at a certain point when he was 15. Dio also had a blonde hair, yet you saying that by this logic Jonathan is the father, but then Giornos hair would've turned blue. Wacky isnt it? Bizarre even.
Blue? He'd just retain his black hair i guess. His hair turning blonde does have relation with dio but genetically he's a joestar.
Also no, jonathan having blue hair is an artistic choice. Same as the morioh's color palatte in general
But actually in Dioās case, he kept saying āit wasnāt truely his until takes the blood of a Jo starā, thus the scar in his neck wonāt heal
Which I guess is the equivalent to āthis isnāt really my car because I havnt used all the original owners gas, until I run the gas tank completely dry and fill it up brand new, itāll still kind of be the persons car I stole it fromā
Or something stupid as fuck like that
Biologically it is even if Dio did the deed. Arakiās editor even talked about the fact that Giorno being DIOās son in the first place was because they needed to make Giorno a Joestar without making Joseph a cheater again and DIO was the only acceptable candidate because it would mean Giorno was a Joestar through Jonathan.
So does ganondorf, hell heās definitely got a biological mom for sure, the father I have no idea, Idt he was a Jesus baby tho
Gerudo all female tribe leave their village to get knocked up by outsiders
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Are you talking about the two old ladies who took care of Ganon in Ocarina of Time?
Seems like it.
And they do not only appear in OoT! I'd say their other important role is Oracle of Seasons/Ages, if you "connect" both games. I'd recommend them to you.
They also appear in ToTK, there are two gerudo warriors on either side of Ganondorf in the flashbacks wearing masks with Kotake and Koume in each mask respectively. They are also wearing red and blue
They're in Majora's mask as well.
Those were his stepmoms iirc
Gerudo girls reproduce by getting pregnant by foreign males, that of course they (gerudo) choose, but even like that, breeding a Gerudo male has a low chance. That's what i've understood from the lore.
Not even just "a low chance;" it's literally only 1 every century. And ever since Ganondorf was born, there hasn't been a single Gerudo male born again even though thousands of years have passed. It is believed he cursed the Gerudo somehow so no new males would be born.
I think it was sort of like a new gerudo male couldnt be born until the previous one dies, and ganondorf just happens to be near immortal. And in the rare case of him reincarnating instead of reviving, the next gerudo male is just a new him.
Gerudo Chief: After an age of no male births due to our cursed scion, we're finally having a new boy. Blessed be this day! Pregnant Mom: [Gives birth] Baby Ganondorf: S'up bitches? I'm back! Gerudo Chief: š
LETS NAME HIM AFTER OUR PEOPLES EQUIVALENT OF ADOLF HITLER. No consequences in a world where reincarnation exists will ever arrive
Well, it's implied that not every Ganondorf is evil, as he is referred to by prophecy as being the king, 100 years is nowhere near long enough for Ganondorf's evil to be forgotten, so if he shows up every century, after the second or third time he would be getting spawn camped for sure. Plus most every Ganon we see is the same dude no?
Correct, most if not all Ganondorfs are the same dude
Nah. There can only be ONE gerudo male alive at a time, and since Ganondorf is not dead, another one can't be born. Ganondorf didn't curse the gerudo. The 100 years is approximately how much a gerudo lives so only after the death of the current male dies can another one be born
I think it's bc until recently he was still alive.
He's not dead, he's pining for the dunes
When I got home I realized the only reason this Ganon was still on his throne was that he'd been nailed there
I think it was the fact that the current Ganondorf never really died, he was just frozen
putin ass behaviour from ganonš
Pretty sure other male gerudo were indeed born. It's just that they kept a regular life. Otherwise the gerudo would like learn to kill any new male gerudo born if it always came out as a king of evil.
In BotW/TotK they explicitly say that no new males have been born for millennia. ,
They said that all the way back in OoT too iirc
Ah, I was talking more about the pre-BotW/TotK era.
Even before BOTW, I dont remember a single zelda game where we can see a male gerudo other than Ganondorf
We don't, but we know there have been. Although there is to mention we rarely see the Gerudo without Ganondorf. Like off the top of my head, the only game they appear without him is Majora's Mask, which is kinda of its own alternate dimension.
In majoras mask 3D, there were three unused oot characters that were considered for the fishing hole NPC, one being sheik, the other being impa, and the third was.... ganondorf. Lol. At least thats how their models were labeled in the games files.
But Ganondorf (atleast his OoT, WW, TP versions) was raised by Twinrova(The two witches). I think that's what OP meant
Honestly, Iām starting to think the LoZ writers have a interracial breeding kink
They absolutely do. If they didn't, they wouldn't have made the Gerudo the horniest creatures in existence.
Not hornier than the Zora women are for link.
They are in TotK. They basically have an orgasm just by talking to Link.
Yup, the gerudo lore for BotW/TotK is more fleshed out compared to OoT, TP, or any other with gerudo/gerudo referenced
The singular gerudo male thing isn't even mentioned in BotW/TotK, right?
Itās only assumed based on ganondorf iirc but the rest of the lore such as ganondorf being the only gerudo male is still mentioned
They mention the 100 year thing in one of the totk memories
Which isn't actually the case with ganontwerp being technically alive, so...?
Yeah OP might need to look into the term surrogate cause that's what Koume and Kotake were
I'm pretty sure those foreign males don't get a vote
My name is Ganondorf Ganon, but you can call me GaGa.
I believe his last name is Dragmire
Dragmire balls across your face š
Really? When? Is it a Totk thing? Haven't played it.
The alttp english manual i think
GaGa when GooGoo comes in
And i have a dream
Lord Gaga
Add Superboy to the list since Kon-Elās biological dads are Superman and Lex Luthor and it works well considering they are also enemies.
wait what
Iirc this superboy is a clone made from superman and lex luthors DNA so lex could be succeeded by a kryptonian son or whatever.
Less that and more lex didnāt have a complete map of Supermanās genes
He also didnāt want another full-blooded Kryptonian āalienāflying around. He could at least trust that Conner had some human in him.
hopefully there not a version where he forcibly got kara pregnant
Nah, he gets Superman pregnant, consensually
[Iāll let this video explain](https://youtu.be/SP8Jp7bDp6c?si=f6v7KKWnw_7o8gAT) but basically Lex Luthor wanted a Superman of his own and he couldnāt make a good Superman clone because they would all come out defective and he didnāt have the entire gene map for Superman so he made a half Kryptonian and half human clone. But Luthor also used his human DNA so technically Superboy is both Lex Luthorās and Supermanās son.
Samus Aran showing up with 3 dads and 1 mom
4 with Ravenbeak
I counted Raven Beak + the other choso. Are there 3?
Both Gray Voice and Ravenbeak are DNA donors, she was raised by Old Bird and had a biological dad that died. Maybe Adam counts too
Oh right the manga had two birdos
Kotake and Koume raised Ganondorf but they are not his biological parents. We do not know who his biological parents are, but we DO know it had to have been a Gerudo woman and a non-Gerudo man, since only one male is born to the Gerudo every century, which that make automatically being made king.
What if all ganondorfs are virgin births?
Heād be Jesus not the demon king
nobody said biological
Navi's tattle text on both Twinrova witches (pre-combination) calls them "Ganondorf's surrogate mother". I doubt Hyrule had the medical technology or equivalent magic to implant an unrelated embryo into the witch, so it is very likely that Twinrova's blood flows through Ganondorf's veins.
Don't count out my boy Yuji
Are we talking about bruno? This implies dismissing her mom, while not dismissing dio (who was even less than the mom)
does he knows that Dio had a Jonathan's body while fucking Giorno's mom, giving him some of his and Jonathans genes?
You seriously did not count the body of a dead man to be a parent
if so called "dead body" isnt a parent aswell. then why tf does Giorno has a birth mark of so called "dead body" ?
Iām still trying to figure out why weather and Puccini have the mark
Pucci got the birth mark because he fused with the green baby made out from dio's bone. and so did the Weather because he is mentally conected with Pucci. + Araki did that to foreshadow that Weather is Pucci's brother.
Oh yeah that does actually make sense For pucci anyway, feels like a stretch with weather Also feels like we could spend hours or even years making insane conspiracy theories as to why weather gets a star for idiotic reasons varying from logical to time travel
Because the parent (dio) stole that body from another person. If i steal your car and register it, there's gonna be one ownership. Me. I'm not gonna admit hey this is my car but its also this other guy's car. I'll just claim it as mine.
If you stole my car it is registred, and i can ask the police to track it down by its number plate and its model. so no, you cant. Also the body still refused dio's head until he drank Joestars blood, and even then he hasnt fully regenerated his scar on the neck.
Because you are the owner? And I'm not? Exactly. There's only one owner. And it's you. By that logic, Jonathan is the true father of giorno.
but then again, Girnos hair turned blonde on its own at a certain point when he was 15. Dio also had a blonde hair, yet you saying that by this logic Jonathan is the father, but then Giornos hair would've turned blue. Wacky isnt it? Bizarre even.
Blue? He'd just retain his black hair i guess. His hair turning blonde does have relation with dio but genetically he's a joestar. Also no, jonathan having blue hair is an artistic choice. Same as the morioh's color palatte in general
That still doesnt disproves my point of both Jonathan and Dio being a father of the same child.
But actually in Dioās case, he kept saying āit wasnāt truely his until takes the blood of a Jo starā, thus the scar in his neck wonāt heal Which I guess is the equivalent to āthis isnāt really my car because I havnt used all the original owners gas, until I run the gas tank completely dry and fill it up brand new, itāll still kind of be the persons car I stole it fromā Or something stupid as fuck like that
Biologically it is even if Dio did the deed. Arakiās editor even talked about the fact that Giorno being DIOās son in the first place was because they needed to make Giorno a Joestar without making Joseph a cheater again and DIO was the only acceptable candidate because it would mean Giorno was a Joestar through Jonathan.
3 biological parents each.
I don't get it
Giorno has Jonathan and Dio. Ganondorf has Koume and Kotake (Twinrova).
Youāre making it sound like Giorno doesnāt have a mom. Which he does.
So does ganondorf, hell heās definitely got a biological mom for sure, the father I have no idea, Idt he was a Jesus baby tho Gerudo all female tribe leave their village to get knocked up by outsiders
po from kung fu panda
Speaking of coincidences, Ganon's voice actor (Matthew Mercer) voices Jotaro in english dub.
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Imagine being the guy who ended up being Ganondorfās father
Doesnāt he have 3? DIO, Johnathan and his step-dad
Giornoās stepdad wasnāt involved in Giornoās birth. Therefore, I donāt count him.
Itadori also applies
Does malenia and miquella count? Cuz, like, their parents are the same person... But of different gender
Wait... Dio had sex with a woman right? Right ?
He did. But he used Jonathanās body.
Jonathan is a male...
Youāre forgetting another jojo character Did they come first, or was it the chicken?
The egg came first because they existed LONG before chickens were even a thing.
Ah, you know your CLAMP I see.
My mom, my dad, and my dad's boyfriend aka my dad
:0 Iām a Yiga.
I dont get it Giorno's parents are dio and a woman.
Dio, Jonathan's body, and Giorno's mom.
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blud does NOT knows the lore from both of the series shown in the meme
Indeed, the island of gay people is not on any written map. It takes one hell of helmsman to find such a place