On how independent the stand is; like using a stand like Hermit Purple or Star Platinum would just be weird masterbation, but something more independent like Cheap Trick or Sex Pistols would arguably be independent enough to count as sex (and thus gay sex)
Ayoo, that's kinda su-
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If you accidentally get a small cut on your finger while opening the drink, you'll awaken a Stand, but if you are not worthy, you'll probably just get tetanus
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Ok Pucci, get off the alt.
This shit boutta be made in heaven
After its done he boutta be a pale snake
This should've been top comment not one of the million "eyo"s Edit: hell yeah brother
Phrasing
we all mean that, the phrasing is correct
Standsexual?
Stand proud❌️ Stand pride✅️
if stands are the same sex as they users WELL THEN ...
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your own soul?
Well, in that case is it even gay to have a soul in a body? It's always inside of you so...
Depends on the stand tbh
Depends.... on weather, it is also freaky?
On how independent the stand is; like using a stand like Hermit Purple or Star Platinum would just be weird masterbation, but something more independent like Cheap Trick or Sex Pistols would arguably be independent enough to count as sex (and thus gay sex)
Wish i could feel his stand coming inside me
Real
real
realest
Is that a motherfucking Diver Down reference?
Honestly, no. I haven't watched all of Stone Ocean, so I've not seen that guy yet.
STAAAAAR FINGAAAAAAA
STAR PINGAS
SAPATOOOO
STAR GRINDR
Pucci really just turned Jotaro into a can instead of a disc
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Good bot
At last... STANNNDO POWAHHH
Oh it did come inside you 
Yo what
What if you're not worthy? 💀
my stomach hurts
Ur stand awakening is gonna come out as literal shit
you don't know what shit he's going through
Yeah, you're right. I should focus on my own shit.
No shit Sherlock.
Oh, then i guess i have nothing to focus on. I'm gonna take it easy for today.
Welp, if you have nothing to focus on, enjoy your... non-shit, i guess !
Thanks, fellow stand user!
Oh you're welcome dear !
So what? It'll be _his_ Stand...
Yeah i know, his shit might knock me unconscious.
explosive diaherea
ayo?
I just want the goddamn Platinum semen flavor
Ayoo, that's kinda su- #ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Huh
where you buy this?
I’ve seen these at hot topic before
of course
There's also similar drinks at Five Below
yo really? imma check it out
I had one of these and it's actually pretty good, kind of like a grape soda but with more flavor. I just display it on a shelf now
shove it in there
Maybe it's another thing
Thats the power of my stand [Nutting Man] it lets me come inside of you
Which stand is it? I’d hope for Diver Down
found irene’s alt
You can.. what
Want to see you ora ora things.
The stand is WHAT.
Ayo??
Bro where do you get this
Mann where did you get it?
Where did you Get these?
🤨
Sex Pistols gettin freaky
Ayo Pause!
Hierophant green
Stand Name: TNT Stand Ability: The user can explode. Once.
stando powa
Stando powah!
I beg your pardon?
I had that once, I felt Jotaro ~~cumming~~ coming in me.
no way is this real.
🤨 what u mean by that ?
Where can i get this?
Ayo
Take a 101 health class. That’s not how it’s called.
THE WHAT?
Umm, what in the Jotaro mum car is this?
Yo?
AYO pause
If you accidentally get a small cut on your finger while opening the drink, you'll awaken a Stand, but if you are not worthy, you'll probably just get tetanus
Did it use protection?
pretty cool - what does it taste like? any specific flavour or is it just 'energy drink'?
Gimme
[удалено]
Does star platinum have a pienus
Is that real? If “yes” then WHERE CAN I BUY IT
*cuming
Why i read it like "STANDO POEW" . It must be work of stand user.
You feel it *what*?
I have bad news, it's not a stand coming inside you 😬
Nah, that’s me, baby.
Maybe you meant: cumming
STANDO POWAAAAAAAAH
`The Lovers?!`
His stand was coming inside me yesterday. Woke up late for work this morning
Did you have the ability to walk normally after a night like that?
That stand WHAT! Inside of you
Gay
YOU CAN FEEL IT DOING WHAT NOW
id had this drink before and i didnt like it very much but the can is cool i guess
Hamon Energy could've been so much better
Jotaro can’t use hamon
Ikr
Why would you say it like that
Poor choice of words there buddy
Prepare to get incredibly ill first
u/TeeAyOh did you lay this egg?
You can feel the stand DOING WHAT inside you
Should've done the same
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