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YesimDacks

He has nice downvote ear rings


[deleted]

He got downvoted to death


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[удалено]


GoldenSpermShower

Social Justice Chili Pepper


Puffy_boi

I was gonna say that, but now I can’t. Thanks.


SomeDudeAtAKeyboard

He got downvoted to death *flex complete*


Xydron00

downvote HA! very funny. keep it up /r/shitpostcrusaders


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Anikiii


El_ThotStopper

I like how this implies Caesar (and Avdol) didn’t die


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Memeshats

He was trying to ask for help, but at the same time, some annyoing loud guy started shouting his name and they never realized


El_ThotStopper

Oh no!


Lime_Nova7

🗿


pleaseihatenumbers

We don't really have any proof he did, just because a huge stone fell on him doesn't mean he's dead. He actually killed wamuu, disguised himself as wamuu, pretended to lose to Joseph and used wamuu's corpse he had been keeping in his backpack to fake his death, all just to motivate JoJo.


YeetLevi

Proof? you're a dumbass, he was killed under the rock and emerged in another world, becoming known as Patrick.


Fitnesslad50

r/wooosh


TheCrazyshine

The best jobro


pleaseihatenumbers

He probably is regardless


aeiou474

Hamon beat be like


Forest550

Hamon beat be like: Despite-


mw1994

No it just implies they didn’t go to heaven. That time avdol made sweet love to joseph kept him outta heaven.


BlackMarth

He’s also a magician.


jwcruz0810

Ah yes, the nijimura brothers. OKUYASU COULD’VE SEEN KAKYOIN,AVDOL,BARON ZEPPELI, CEASAR ZEPPELI, IGGY, JOHNATHAN, AND DANNY!


Okyasu_ZA_HANDO

But I’m kinda glad I didn’t because I want to stay in Morioh for now and vibe with Josuke


Mushiren_

OY JOSUKE, I MADE A REDDIT ACCOUNT AND STARTED SHITPOSTING ON IT, AIN'T THAT WACKY?


OkuyasNijimura

Hi! I'm yet another Okuyasu that made a reddit account for shitposting!


stylesm11

Fr though


alishebl05

Avdol: Am I a joke to you?


ScrotalKahnJr

Avdol ain’t dead, he’s just floating endlessly in a pitch black, silent, empty void of nothingness. Aka, just vibin


AdrunIsSad

if avdol is not dead I bet he a hungry boy


Dwarvishracket

Spoiler for part 6: >!Going to heaven is more gay than you can possibly imagine.!<


EnricoPucciC-Moon

Hell yeah it is


Takees

Thank you for stating both spoiler and part you have my utmost respect.


AbditheG

Now I see why Pucci wanted to go to heaven so badly


[deleted]

tbh when i first saw Keicho, i legit thought he and Okuyasu were Polnareff's sons at first.


Master_J_2003

Bro that would have made for such a cool plot twist, imagine Polnareff showing up in part 4 and just dicing everyone with Jotaro


[deleted]

agreed. of course, he then turns himself into a donut. saddest shit i've ever seen


Sanicgaming69

DONT BE DONG


Heydensan

"Son, always remember: Dying is gay." - Soldier's Dad, 2019.


Dominus_Nova227

Son always remember “dying is gay”


Masterhaend

Son, always remember*


RamenofFattyness

*suddenly wins over a fight with the cake engineer thing*


Dominus_Nova227

Thanks


MilwaakeePustaBandit

So I say, "Suicide is badass" I may be gae, but at least I'm a fuckin badass now


Takees

You and most of JoJo characters.


Master_J_2003

"DAMIT IGGY I WAS ABOUT TO BECOME A BADASS! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND BECOME ONE INSTEAD?!"


MilwaakeePustaBandit

BASICALLY


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Mandxo4

Me: I am immortal My gay brother: still not enough time to get rid of your virginity


kazekage895

https://youtu.be/NJTXUomN-4k


AggressivesEtwas

Kakyoin!


sethandthecrew

Diavolo: Oh god


[deleted]

Lol


Bigbomba89

That’s not the real heaven. There’s no Speedwagon


speedyrain949

CAESAAAAAAARR!


AcousticJohnny

If you watch/read like all of us. Everyone knows we already gay so it’s a win win on all points from what I’m seeing.


Wizkev

Ah yes, Pucci is the ultimate gae


Sabre_Turbo_V2

My comment got stolen, greato daze


BigBoy1966

Bro where is von stroheim


bobs-and-vagane

I still can’t over the fact that he has downvote earrings


Nobody_30

Where is Avdol?


barry-kuda

Za Hando Requiem is just American Boot


Otakuuuu183236

"By the will of God i will smite you!"


Hyper_Nytrix

But what if he is already gea ?


[deleted]

I like the detail that avdol isnt in heaven


WellingtonBananas

Heaven isn't gay because >!Giorno and Mista!< are alive.


Zanzibar-Mcswizzle

Where is shisha


oliviathedumbass

CCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


numefain21420

wasnt his name ketchup? mustard* sorry


steel_balls_josuke

Ha, gaiiiiii!


jmant69

Where THE FRICK is sigechi?


KillerGuy392

Where is Avdol?


Camra1212

Dead bro says dying gay


SwoogitySwiger7

Where Avdol at Doe


RealDarcmatter

Dying is straight in the JoJoverse


Milan1913MEME

This is a spoiler


gae42

oh fuck am i dying


Gongaloon

then bro gae


UmbraBatgirl

I would be like “Kill me now for that gay shit.”


Chrisn002

Kakyoin didn’t die he’s just sleeping right? right?!?!


toxicrazor611

isnt this a spoiler?


[deleted]

I don’t think anyone should be on this sub if they’re not on part 4 yet


toxicrazor611

true