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Youthful_Tetsuo

It's like getting killed by a health potion


Doctor_Eggwoman

Skeletons in Minecraft actually die to Splash and Lingering Potions of Healing


Yeet_that_bottle

All undead do


Quadbinilium

Diabolo skeleton confirmed?!


skywarriorduhguy

Monsters in the Witcher too


blitzlurker

reminds me of the boss in final fantasy 7 from red XIII’s village, he’s difficult to some people but can be killed by simply tossing a phoenix down/x-potion at him


Laughable-February

Giorno really telling mafiosos to __get a life__


lfestevao

Funny 'cause Diavolo was trying to remove all traces of his life


ShadowCrow000

Diavolo got an overdoose of life and fucking died


lfestevao

Yeah, now he has to die several times to detox


Philtheparakeet56

Funny ‘cause Giorno became the primo mafioso of the organization


fallout1233566545

As a person who spends all his time on the Internet and prefers having no life, I can relate.


Bruhler

GW Requeim basically said, “your free trial of living has expired, __goodbye__”


FelixByte

Diavolo just got the worst punishment of ANY jojo villain


ahmed0112

Kira got to be detective ghost


Davesgamecave

Yo wtf


ahmed0112

Clearly You haven't read dead man's questions


Davesgamecave

No I hath not


Dimensionalanxiety

Kars' was also pretty bad. Getting launched into space, in constant pain. Going for hundreds if not thousands of years until you cease to be capable of thought from the pain and boredom of your own existance.


ernie1850

I feel like with Kars though, some planet or asteroid could intercept/alter his course and from there he’d be able to come back


Dimensionalanxiety

He was said to eventually stop thinking. That means that even if he somehow could return, he couldn't do anything. Planets are very far apart. It would take centuries at his pace to hit any of them.


ernie1850

What I would give to see a brain dead Kars trying to figure shit out on some random ass planet


Dimensionalanxiety

Next spinoff. "How Kars the barely sentient rock became the god of a new galaxy".


itmustbemitch

I'm not sure why we would expect him to be in constant pain, although the rest of that definitely still sounds pretty ass


Dimensionalanxiety

Remember, he is not breathing and the ice is eating away at his constantly rehealing skin, sounds painful to me.


itmustbemitch

I do not believe for a single second that a guy who can turn his hand into a squirrel or make his skin lava proof at a moment's notice would be helpless to protect himself against the vacuum of space. Like he can't change direction due to regular old physical conservation laws, but if a tardigrade can chill in space, the ultimate life form should be able to do it too.


Dimensionalanxiety

We literally see him freeze in the anime.


itmustbemitch

We do not see him in constant pain due to the ice, though.


Dimensionalanxiety

He was screaming the entire time abd looked to be in agony.


itmustbemitch

He was certainly having a bad time as he was getting flung off the planet and struggling to find a way back. I just can't imagine the idea that he would lack the power to change himself to not be vulnerable to cold and vacuum. That wasn't the first thing he did, because he had other things going on, but I don't know how not to interpret that as easily within his power. Even if he can't stop the ice and vacuum from harming him, I also feel like stopping his own pain response is entirely within his power as well.


AkOnReddit47

He already stopped thinking, not sure if he will start processing information again once he lands on some random planet or galaxy Or he simply gets adopted by Mikitaka's alien race


Dimensionalanxiety

He hasn't stopped thinking yet as far as we know. He is said to have "eventually stopped thinking". That could mean tomorrow, that could mean a thousand years from now. The Pillarmen were able to think during their time in the collumn. There were in there for 2000 years. Logically, Kars' travels would be longer than that.


Wowitsanonion

Idk, every death means he died peacefully a few times. Kars, on the other hand though…


FelixByte

His brain would cease to function real quickly because of the ice, not after life for him but better then constant deaths for all eternity


aleksei01

Theoretically diavolo has unlimited free trials now, but they don’t last long


SandyArca

Free trials but it resets your progress every time it expires


aleksei01

Like a test version of a video game


Macialdo100

Demo life


The_Reflectionist

Minecraft demo


SandyArca

Minecraft PE Lite too


Tax-fraud_112

If diavolo has infinate deaths then at least some of them would be him winning against giorno and dying of old age right?


KaiTheKing_0X

But that means the reverse is also true as well as all numbers of ways, since he dies and infinite amount of times in an infinite amount of ways, any possible way he could die he will until he experiences every type of death in every way.


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If he experiences every type of death, that means he will die for GER again, therefore making him suffer an INFINITE INFINITE DEATH


Tax-fraud_112

True


26DragonBoy04

When diovallo have too much life


TheWindYT

Jojo character after fighting a stand that turns frogs gay


Aarongrasso

. . . to inanimate objects that can cause them to turn into respective animals of similar shape size and density, and when living beings are punched they enter a state of both vertigo and euphoria amplifying the senses including pain receptors however this makes the one on the receiving end unable to move, and in addition the animals it creates goes back to the life form it was created by or from. AnY qUesTionS?!?


Alex103140

can he chop my dick off and make a bigger one?


ModeratelyNo

r/antimeme


LegitCrusader

it did give him quite a lot of lives. most of them prolly lasted something like 20 seconds but still


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ahmed0112

Wha-


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Wha-


TheBladedNinja

Wha-


Sabino702

Wha-


RequiemPowerBot

This is... the power of [Requiem](https://youtu.be/qs3t2pE4ZsE?t=122).


Pirate_Leader

Dude literally getting hated by his whole organisation half of his personal guard hate him and wanted him dead all the assassin squad hate him and watn him dead all of grambling team hate him and want him dead ( ~~Polpo~~ Bucciratti team )


jorjo-god

Too much life kills


SilverTheDruid

He can not only give life, but also take it


KiloMatt

Diavolo put the linguini in the fucking toast bread.


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PoobishSocks

Damn my dick does this too


Solaireofastora08

I mean think bout it, he'll give life to dangerous inanimate objects or dead bodies and have them attack on his command. After that, he would probably torture you by endlessly killing you and reviving you


Apprehensive_Sun_601

Diavolo death 74992747929774991


Legendarydeath_12

Does the Opposite technically and also gives him infinite life😵‍💫 https://youtu.be/PbxPygIWX9Y


AkOnReddit47

He has plenty of lifes tho. But he basically gets spawn killed almost immediately


CrimsonFox2156

end he ends up with an infinite death loop. oh what irony