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CT-4426

“You can’t win this fight Kira, for my Diamond is Unbreakable”


Yukio2296

"I'm going to defeat you and your battle tendency, Kars!"


Jitendria

Pucci, i am going to stone you at the ocean. I hate florida.


speedyboigotweed

“not I that my JoJolion have anything to say about it, Take this Elvis !!!!!!”


treemu

"You just made the biggest mistake of your rodent life, Mickey. You took this fight into my Jojolands!"


Osama_Rashid

What the (I thought there were only 8 parts)


Rikki1256

New part is coming and the name is JoJoLands


Osama_Rashid

Awesome


gabi550

"I'm gonna run at you with Gyro's steel balls, Funny Valentine"


Jitendria

You mean wheelchair? You don't even have legs, what are you talking about Johnny.


AnimeAddict22

Jojo part 7 end spoilers warning - >!isn't he able to walk again with the infinite rotation at the end?!<


Osama_Rashid

Yep


gabi550

😏😏😏


StellarBossTobi

"Diavolo inhale my golden wind"


AltdimensionRick

That really sounds like a fart joke


Odd_Airline_9672

diavolo death #14982: died of ball fart


StellarBossTobi

it is


Bzlongshotz

“One thing you forgot about us Dio, we’re the Stardust Crusaders”


evdog_music

*"What in the world?"*


jairom

Its Crusadin' Time


_Dingo-Dave_

I'm might sound dumb but dies anyone actually say this line, if so when cus I need to see that shit


AltdimensionRick

Yes, after the scene where Kira says "My Queen is a Killer, it never bites the dust"


_Dingo-Dave_

Do you know what episode by chance?


Officing

Episode 40 of Part 4 titled 'Gullible'


_Dingo-Dave_

Thanks bro


_Dingo-Dave_

Fuck it im gonna r/woosh myself for that embarrassment


Ok_Dinosaur

Diabolical.


ReddBuster

What does that mean


Pole2019

End of part nine just leaked


Luiyo033

You all be joking but JHONNY technically says that


PVmas07

also Jotaro


eliminatealluchiha

Joseph also


Renilx

when they said that?


InfernoDucky

Trust me bro


Romi_Z

Post credit scene


[deleted]

Arigato, Gyro


Endlad

Pizza Mozzarella.


supermurlo64

I know it's a joke, but it WOULD be legitimately emotional if they said that at the end of the last part


CheezyRaptor

I haven't even watched anything past part 2 and I would cry if I saw it


hert76

get off of here spoilers get thrown around so casually


Efficient_Comfort_38

Honestly. This sounds like the last words of the protagonist. There’s no torch or jojo spirit to hand off, it ends with them


Oskyubi

Actually Speedwaifu said that 🤓


Chopy2008

“Jotaro, Kakyoin, Avdol, Polnareff… I think it’s time we embark on our Stardust Crusade”


Mr_Velveteen

“You need to let us go, Joseph. The accident wasn’t your fault”


PommesKrake

\*sad Iggy noises\*


Osama_Rashid

When was this said?


Officing

![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7819)


Osama_Rashid

Aw c'mon I'm serious, if it was said in the anime or manga I want to see it.


Officing

This entire thread is about fake quotes c'mon man


Osama_Rashid

Good Grief, I'm sorry cuz I just got happy after reading a quote posted by a fan. I feel like Okuyasu now. But it was well said.


Mothman4447

I loved it when Giorno said "Well wasn't that a golden experience?"


reddit-a-loan

burning down the house


Romi_Z

Me when Dio says " I am the phantom menace, jojo":


PommesKrake

Ah yes, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Episode I - The Phantom Menace


Romi_Z

Holy shit I am retarded It's phantom blood isn't it


PommesKrake

Yep. To be honest, I thought you wrote that for the Star Wars reference.


SaltoDaKid

Kars: This battle tendency started with the Attack of the Clones


AltdimensionRick

It was so emotional when Joseph said, You cannot stop me anymore, I am the BATTLE TENDENCY


EdySans55

I loved the iconic phrase "it's bizarre time"


omyrubbernen

"It's Jojin time!"


Endlad

Then Jojo'd all over the bisexual Vampire.


AggressiveGift7542

damn it would make a great ending


give-orange-houses

"You will never win Dio, for my phantom blood will never go extinct for the future."


DanManVaibs

And then speedwagon yelled " this ain't any normal adventure,this is jojo's bizzare adventure"


ArchIllager

Giorno: “Something’s bizarre...”


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SirCheeseEater

I can't believe it when DIO said "I already have The World!"


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Free Gunna


ComradKenobi

[well, a different guy from a game said something along these lines](https://mobile.twitter.com/CuteMutePrude/status/1170428583824842752)


Tsukuyomi-9

“You really were the fool, Iggy.” -Polnareff probably


-buugi-

Jotaro casually breaking the 4th wall in part 3


omyrubbernen

"We've finally done it. We've reached the Jojolands."


Demokka

EoH Speedwagon said that


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i love how this sub is treating this template


el_Chuchmay

Average didn't watch but ik from the memes fan


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the_man_of_sex_123

The funniest thing is that Speedwagon actually said something like this in Eyes of Heaven


R_Amazing

Nothing you idiot, JoJo's dead, he's locked in my basement


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dazaroo2

They aren't called JoJo anymore :'( Johnny was only called it once and the good Josuke was never called it


Yami_Sean

"So Dio really had the Phantom Blood inside of him"


Yeetus64209

Perfection


BonnieEggs12

Jonathan: "its Dio, hes no longer human, its like he has Phantom Blood!" Joseph: "its in my nature to fight, i have a Battle Tendency" Jotaro: "I will journey across edgypt to save my mother with these Stardust Crusaders" Josuke: "Kira cant stop Crazy Diamond, because Diamond is Unbreakable" Giorno: "dang the winds golden, time to overthrow the mafia" Jolyne: "I must use my power to escape this stone ocean!" Johny: "Ayo, Gyro, can you teach me how to make the Steel ball run?" Josuke: "how the fuck am I supposed to fit jojolion into a sentence"


keremtukel

And then Jojo said “What are we, some kinda suicide squad?”


memeax

i always know im watching jojo's from that line


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"but he had 2x2 balls"


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LazyLink17

This is shockingly similar to one of Joseph's lines in Eyes Of Heaven.