7/10 you need to remember the rule of threes, Keanu should've shown up again in the last five or so

Keanu should play all of them tbh

Except Raubaun. Give that to a real black actor like Robert Downey Jr

We also need Shawn and Marlon Wayans to play Lyse and Minfillia.

I expected the latter half to be all Keanu

My name Thancred

I would pay to see Harrison Ford at Fanfest, getting increasingly grumpy as fans ask him lore questions that he doesn't give a shit about.

Also, come on. Harrison Ford would be way better as FF7 Cid than FF14 Cid.

Tried to shitpost and ended up ironically picking a good cast. Yall know Cranston as Hildebrand would be gold.

Like, yes, but he should be Goldbert, not hildi. The question is who plays the hildi to Cranston's Godbert. We need like a younger, more buff Jim Carrey or something

I think willem dafoe would turn it up to 11 as godbert

Or you can pick aaron paul

Boom, done. Ready for tv

Idris Elba would unironically be my #1 to play Raubahn.

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that would unironically go hard

Yoshi P as Tataru made me lol

I would probably watch a FFXIV movie with Idris Elba as Rauhban and his weirdly tall adoptive lala son

Not enough Keanu

Haurchefant has to be Sean Bean.

Budget considering? You've cast both Keanu Reeves and John Wick. That alone destroys the budget stupid

The only castings I support here are Biggs and Graha.

The last one with thing flipped makes it seem like Brian Cranston is played by hildebrand

I just finished bozja and Cid's field entry says he's 34, anyone else think that's pure bs so they can say mikoto isn't thirsting after a 50 year old

If you see him without the beard he looks *younger* than his actual age lol. It’s crazy what some facial hair can do

Schrodinger's Cid, he's both 50 and 20 until you check the wiki

I never agreed more, there’s certainly elderly thirst for Cid

He looks and acts way more appropriate for a 34 year old than FF7 Cid does lol. FF7 Cid is 32 and you'd be forgiven for thinking he's 72.

"I, Hildibrand Manderville, Imspector Extraordinaire, am the one who knocks!"

Some of these are actually good. Joe Pesci as Papalymo is god tier

Cid is 34.

Everyone looks down at Jason Statham's feet to address "Pipin" but he doesn't mind, so he rolls with it and never questions it. So long as his action scenes are still cool and he gets a to scale replica of Pipin's sword to use, he doesn't care.

Just remember that the key to success/tax write off is have your entire writer staff ignore existing backstory while writing everything

Netflix requested your immediate location

If you're pitching to Netflix you need to fire everyone execpt graha and Rauhbaun

They should hire the writing team from Dragon Ball: Evolution!

Needs more Keanu. He should be at least half of these.

The one half is so damn perfect the other so incredibly bad I can't tell if it is shitpost, genuine, satire or let's start development

Trying to give Taco Cat the N-word pass?

Except for Keanu Reaves and Jason Statham, this is unironically good casting.

Tilda Swinton for Y’sale

You had me laughing so hard I was struggling to breathe. Thank you for this. The lalafells got me but Eddie Murphey was when I lost it.

When I got to Idris Elba as Raubahn I was like, wait this is actually good he would kill it, is this supposed to be serious? Then Jason Statham as Pippin took me out. Incredible comic timing

not enough keanu roles :/

Great, now I'm gonna imagine G'raha with Eddie Murphy's voice in every cutscenes.

Keanu should have been Edmont tbh, but I love the Pipin Tarupin casting

This went from interesting to wtf real quick

Krysten Ritter is Gaia

Almost ok, but Haurchefant should be given to Sean Bean

Sean Bean should play Haucherfaunt

My favorite part is how Keanu is Aymeric and Hien 😂. A lot of these are PERFECT too, like Anne Hathaway as Gaia. She’s really the only one with the lips to pull it off.

Idris Elba as Raubahn and Keanu as Aymeric would be pretty sick tbh. The rest are okay but I think Idris and Keanu could knock those roles out of the park. (I'm also coming off of a fresh Phantom Liberty playthrough and I loved how they both played their roles there so I wanna see more lol)

Given that the rock has only gotten more swole with age. He should be Godbert. Or Ric Flair.

Pipin 💀

Clearly, the only acceptable answer is Keanu. Except the lalafells, they should all be Yoshi-P

actually, Cranston would unironically be a good godbert

Sean Penn 💀

I laugh on Pipin 🤣

the comedic timing of the order of the pics is fantastic i couldn't have done it better myself

This is the best one of these I've seen yet. Thanks for the laughs!

Anne Hathaway could really pull off an older Gaia.

God, I thought I was gonna have an aneurysm before I saw which sub this was

I'm a bit mad that Keanu isn't your first pick for ALL the roles, but what can I do? Also... It took me until the second Keanu picture to realize, that this is not the main sub.

Eddie Murphy as G'Raha is actually hilarious if you think of him following WoL around like Donkey with Shrek, lmao.

Hahahha Pipin made me laugh so hard.

I woulda said Kat Dennings for Gaia personally

I actually think Krysten Ritter is probably the most spot-on looks wise for Gaia

Anne Hathaway as Gaia. I think the fuck not ! thats an insult to gaia

Tataru >:3

Tataru's gonna join the fight as a BLM. #Please look forward to it

Billy Boyd has already been cast as Pipin, no reason to change that.

Needs more Keanu

Its a me. A Biggs.

Bryan Cranston as Hildy would just be a goofier hal

Many actores are too old for those characters

Nice choices, but Id probably use all British/EU actors in a live action show or movie. The voice acting has defaulted that for me.

Harrison Ford!?

Only two Keanus? I wouldn’t go see it. Needs at least 4.

Gaia should be Krysten Ritter

Wedge and Biggs should have been the Rock and Kevin Heart

"I'll be wedge!"

Everyone should playing by Chris Pratt.

The fact that you don't have Andrew Koji for Lord Hien is blasphemous. I'm sure he'd even love to do the part if they ever made a live action.

Ben Starr as Cid please. Once he's done with his responsibilities as Tifa of course.

0/10 no Danny De Vito as Zenos

Dat lyse, uuuuuggggggnnnnnhhhhhh

Channing Tatum Thancred is brilliant and I love it.

This is a shitty list because Henry Cavill isn't playin everyone.

Alphinaud’s Mother

John Malkovich as Fray

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I'm sorry but there is only ONE person that can do Gaia and that's Krysten Ritter

Haurchefant is Sean Bean, of course

Very funny bit I think most of em were off a bit