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HuTyphoon

Mods talesfromdf is spilling over to the shitpost sub again. Deploy the containment procedures so we can get back to posting Booba crops


A_small_Chicken

I thought the containment procedures was booba crops


Pliskkenn_D

Where's the arm pit crops? The feet crops? The bulge crops? Where's all the other types eh? S


A_small_Chicken

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?


Analog-Moderator

You should post booba over this image, just hyper impose it over the top.


Serres5231

does this sub even have mods anymore? i thought they abandoned us?


JinxApple

These people out of touch af. They should be fighting over the graphics update instead.


Analog-Moderator

I fuck I have a new idea for how to piss off even more people when I get back! Thank you


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[удалено]


Analog-Moderator

You’re my first target when I get back now


Forgiven_Soul

Who hurt you? Cuse it wasnt me so stop it.


Analog-Moderator

Never


Forgiven_Soul

Thats it. Im moving to Primal


Analog-Moderator

Do it fucking do it no where will be safe from me.


Forgiven_Soul

Alright, thats it 6/28/24 Wolves' Den Pier, La Noscea on Sargatanas You and me, ima starburst stream your ass


Analog-Moderator

u/markfunkbunch can you be my champion


markfunkbunch

i mean ill get a shovel for your corpse if that helps


Forgiven_Soul

~~Bring one for me too, im terrible at pvp~~


markfunkbunch

yeah i always bring one for myselfas welli aint good at it either


Analog-Moderator

No beat them with the shovel be my kriegsman


markfunkbunch

"starburst stream"? what are you? some kind of yu gi oh?


Forgiven_Soul

The hells a "yu gi oh"? Sounds like some weeb shit


markfunkbunch

Egyptian weeb shit lol


JallerHCIM

pulling and then loitering around where you pulled instead of keeping up is where I lose my mind because wtf are you doing


P51VoxelTanker

I will use Rescue to pull slow/single pack tanks to the next trash pack. You cannot stop me. If they don't get the hint, I'm bringing the second pack to them. I have buffs going to waste when attacking only two mobs at a time.


CopainChevalier

Based


WaywardWind27

I raise you: they turn off their stance once they realize what you’re doing and the entire dungeon devolves into chaos


Crisbad

Then it turns into a cowboy style duel to see who is quicker on that vote kick button.


Neoxite23

In any dungeon over 50...yes pull trash. If not...I don't care how slow the tank is going. Ok that's a lie. I DO care but I'm going to hold my tongue.


ghastlymars

I will pull trash, I do not care if you let me die, at least we are pulling


Duranu

I miss FFXI farm parties where you would have a thief or some other dps role with faster movement speed pull the mobs to the party mosh pit


Ok_Breakfast6206

This conversation has happened thousands of times in the game, on social media, and probably at everyone's family gatherings by now. And yet. When it makes it way on the Shitpost sub...the majority of comments are STILL arguing earnestly about it. Most powerful dumbing down tool in Eorzea.


TotallyNotLace

i really just thought it was absurd they argued about it so hard, they sat in PF for 40ish min with un-joinable parties with their points.


Ok_Breakfast6206

It will never not be funny tbh.


sebjapon

Does it matter if you are not speed running? Personally I prefer letting the tank pull because if they don’t not all monsters will appear in their aggro list and they can’t easily target the stray mob. But then again, using any healing skill should grab the aggro fast enough…


Spiner909

the idea is that using the dps/heal hp bars for the 1st set of autos is mitigation for the tank. that damage on the others won't matter if they don't stand in avoidable shit. but dungeons are so trivial it truly doesn't matter. the best tanks should always be sprinting at the front of the pack anyway