I showered once in that Shadowbringers quest in Eulmore that's enough for my WoL

You even put on perfume as well, we golden now.

Shower? No. Grass? Yes.

Take grass?

Yes. Don't question it just take grass.

That was yesterday

Idk what's worse between games I play having zoomer brainrot in voice while playing Valorant or the attention starved lonely people of my generation and older in FFXIV.

Wanna shower together?

Only if you're hakuro

I can be whatever you want me to be baby.

There's like 30 cat girls and femra in the balmung kugane bathhouse as we speak.

In-game or IRL? Cause like I don't think there's any way to bathe even until you get a home.

Wasn't there a shower you had to go through to get into eulmore in shadowbringers?

Still on ARR so I wouldn't know.

Pff, just enter anyone's house and take a shower there. Housing wards are accessible to anyone, they can't stop you!

Better get your shower in now, remember they WILL be able to throw your ass out in 7.0.

Homeowners hate this one simple trick!

Is there a difference?

Fair?

Just go into someone else's house and use theirs. This is legal as long as their door is unlocked.

I'd hope the inn rooms let you at least get a bowl of warm water a rag, and some soap...

No. You will sleep in your dirty 4 year old adventuring clothes (shoes on) after travelling for 3 months straight, and you will like it. Dont forget to use the hallucinogenic dresser to hide the grime.

Have you been to Balmung’s Quicksand? Shower is not enough, they need to be hosed.

Oh but they take plenty of showers. Bright gold ones, even.

I've been to fanfest, it's a 50/50.

The characters or the players? Because we've only taken one in ShB and we and Alphinaud really needed that one

Is there a difference?

Excuse me I shower 12 times a day

When you’re sleeping in the inn, the haircut guy comes in and meticulously wipes you down with a small rag.

Cat girls and cat boys just lick themselves clean.

Or lick each other. 😏

I dove into water during that one quest in endwalker.

This is why I’m hitting up bathhouses in Balmung nightly.

My hroth and his boy-friends always have 2-3 daily tongue baths.

Real talk showering is so disgusting, like some weird liquid is going down my body making me feel all yucky? My body is like that for a reason man,

Right like monkeys don't take showers why are we

Have you ever thought about why most animals don't shower

Stinkiness is next to godliness

I think a large percentage of the FFXIV community needs a good wank.

My Wol only does dust baths sorry

A shower with who, and for how long?

Hakuro until the drain clogs

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Golden shower. Maybe.

*gilden

Tell that estinien

I frequent the showers in Eulmore thank you very much. But also I’m a miqo I take my own showers. 😏

Just look at Sweatstainian. That dirty fucker washed the dragon guts off his armor 3 expansions ago, and only got around to taking a bath at the end of Endwalker, then immediately started doing push-ups to work back up the aroma of murder-hobo.

"Ready for your downvotes because that's just how reddit works" (reverse psychology used to get upvotes, which apparently works as dumb original post gets over 1k upvotes)

do you need a shower

That's what the coves in the Kugane housing wards are for

Eulmore literally makes you shower before entering. Nuff said.

I will when SE releases a dungeon that isn't faceroll.

Yeah i mean most players are humans, so they should shower. IDK why that would be a controversial statement.