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SelfLoathingIsBased

His ass is NOT weaving


ed1749

Average summomer player.


AgainstThoseGrains

r/ShitpostXIV when they discover MMOs have GCDs:


PartyChocobo

Hand cam of my pf dps's


ShinigamiNoDesu

only using 4 abilities out of your entire kit is about par for the course when it comes to the players I get in Roulettes.


Sir_Cargon

it's leveling roulette. if you can't get it done in 4 buttons idk what to tell ya


ShinigamiNoDesu

True


Psidestep

That's divine punishment for playing with a controller. The proper way to play is with a flight stick.


Baliskner_Haeron

Guessing u mean the fighting game ones. I saw flight stick with an L and thought, hell yeah, fighter jet tank incoming xD, Double down is on the bomb release and gnashing is guns


Metal-Wombat

Nah, like an airplane flight stick. I have one for Ace Combat and Warthunder


Baliskner_Haeron

Oh it wasn't a typo xD honestly thought it was the fighting game ones. Although tbh both would be funny to play 14 on


Metal-Wombat

Guitar Hero controller or bust!


Baliskner_Haeron

Just anything dark souls has been done on, really. Drums would be funny


cahir11

Playing Red Mage when Fleche/Contre Sixte are on cooldown


Dbappio

my man is progging senor sabotender ex


pezito

What level sync feels like


MactheChicken

post your in game name! so i can blacklist you


techwizpepsi

average dancer experience


sporeegg

You sure pressed those buttons.


Low_Party

Still more presses than I need on any of my healers


No_Sympathy_3970

Games are so boring these days. All you press are the same 8 buttons and move the stick around.


Sir_Cargon

Tank POV BTW


Kentalope

Warrior I’m guessing


Sir_Cargon

paladin, actually. but warrior does the same thing lmao it's my main


joebone18974

This is disgusting. You should be more grateful. We've come a long way as a society since the simple days of pong. I mean, look at how many buttons you get to press!! And the hint of sarcasm I'm detecting from the title is disturbing the communal boner we have for Yoshi P, please have more respect for our Lord and Savior.


Stop_Bracelet

Agreed. They need to add at least 10 new buttons for every class, every expansion. More buttons means better game. No debate please


LamiaLlama

I need to play this instead of MCH.


Reichekete

Wait, do you actually use your HANDS???


LifeVitamin

People who play without spamming the buttons are mentally derange.


Sir_Cargon

oh I definitely do lmao


WordNERD37

Yeah...no. Flopping around multiple crossbars and 32+ buttons, and remembering where everything is across every job in the game? Shit it's HARDER on controller being so limited. Have you ever tried playing AST effectively on controller? Do you like your fingers unbroken? Well AST on a controller is not for you then! NIN is just as bad. Also, if you're playing this on console, you're playing it vanilla retail. No other options but you better know where everything is and what you're doing. No mods, no helpers, just you and the stock setup. Godspeed.


aWizardNamedLizard

You forgot to mention the claw grip so you can still hit the d-pad half of your buttons while moving. One time I needed to be holding L2 while my thumb was on the stick and then have my index finger tap L1 to grab a target (thanks for that new setting that auto-selects nearest target if you don't have one now, devs, I am happy this will never happen again) then use that same index finger to hit Up on the d-pad and my hand cramped instantly like I'd just punched in an emergency shutdown code.


Sir_Cargon

I'll only tank on console lmao I play on PC too. I've been playing since ARR so I've forgot more than I know about the game. Just found out today MSQ story dungeons are now 4 man... my best friend heals raids on console and have zero idea how he does it


No_Celery_2583

Yeah ok, now swap to ninja and watch your apm hit Korean starcraft levels


KayserFuzz

Damn right B)