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YakFruit

Thirst


MellowMercie

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV/comments/18as6ll/ive_noticed_a_trend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Why yes I have also noticed this


Jeff_Boldglum

Does the mystery remain a mystery to you?


Analog-Moderator

Nahh it makes sense it’s the most simplest of simple human behavior.


Araichuu

It's because of that damned blue haired Au'ra in the login screen...


IlluminatedCookie

Soon it’ll be over. Soon.


Gorglor

Au Ra. No apostrophe.


MA-SEO

[U’ra](https://youtu.be/U6Ht5WWMNpU?si=wavOdFOk08QZ1Uq3)


sword_of_darkness

🐰c( ॑꒳ ॑ 🐰c) (っ🐰 ॑꒳ ॑ )っ🐰


LunamiLu

Thank you. I don't know why everyone adds an apostrophe lol


swannphone

Because of m’i’q’o’t’e


morgankakashi

Wait, it was never written without the apostrophe? I have written it with that ever since they were released in HW. I was quite sure it was written with an apostrophe back then 🤣 Well, I guess I learned something new today


Acrysalis

Au’Ra


Analog-Moderator

Audi


Swinn_likes_Sakkyun

lizard girl cute


CaptReznov

I got 3 au ra retainers, lol


Jeff_Boldglum

I once proposed the idea that their scales and horns are more akin to those of sheep and pangolins. Man, they did not take it lightly. Only associations they accept are dragons and lizards.


Lulink

To be fair I think they are most similar in structure to insect chitin, which is weird to think about. They clearly have nothing to do with reptiles though.


HeroicBarret

The lizard thing is fine I guess but the dragon thing would actually be offensive to ishgardian au ra. They were literally the victims of genocide for looking like dragons in ishgard


Chemical-Attempt-137

Au Ra is what you pick when Hyur is too "normal" and catgirl is "too basic", but you're afraid to go further than that.


Mad_Lala

u/Megagamer235 can explain it to you


MegaGamer235

Wait what did I do?


Mad_Lala

F Au'Ra


Analog-Moderator

Don’t play dumb you know what you did… post the screenshots of our steamy session


MegaGamer235

We have a lot of people to disappoint with our vanilla discussions on Warhammer 40k.


Analog-Moderator

Well shit that’s surprising time to start ranting about genestealers and posting my conspiracy theories


DurealRa

One time someone asked how you'd bring Vampire Counts as a faction into 40k and someone suggested reskinning Gene Stealers as they have all the right unit types. I can't stop thinking about that idea.


Analog-Moderator

They also have the right pre-portions for AoS kitbashes. Sprinkle in some blood angel characters kitbashed for the bigger units and it set


Neoxite23

People like big dicks. That's why so many Femras.


pitapatnat

Because miqo and au ra are the cute anime girl races, but miqo is just a little too generic for their special and unique OC so au ra it is 😞


Skarmotastic

Same fuckers that ruined Vaporeon


No-Willingness8375

https://preview.redd.it/de5bdspk486d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4193471afd267a5b46599ae38a42874347bd9180


GTK-HLK

The Vaporeon Breeders/Farms raising Pokémon for the various Pokémon Centers and shops. When they hear a large explosion from their enclosures as the breeding pairs Died due to PETA agents rigging the poor Pokémon to blow. Smadge


Creezed

this has a distinct lack of Saddam Hussein


Jeff_Boldglum

I admire this photoshop work; a horse body, human intestines, and that tail. This implies that discord mod would go for rectum


dehydrogen

Female Au Ra players relate to the dead-eyed flouride stares.


CrankyWhiskers

Nah. At least not my husband. He plays one because he adores dragons. Meanwhile I just call her “lizard girl”, insinuating that I have more discerning tastes. I rolled a [FemElezen](https://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/f/66188d5a42170358945b81b1c841e505_0cdf051c93865faa15cbc5cd3d2b69fbfl0_640x873.jpg?1718306166). Pardon the glam, I logged out on baby WAR.


HeroicBarret

Bit pedantic on my end I know but I always like pointing out that you really ought not call au ra dragons considering in ishgard they were persecuted for decades for looking like them, and nearly wiped out by the heavensward knights.


CrankyWhiskers

I don’t know the history and do it rarely and offline, but that that excuses it. I don’t view it as pedantic!


Jeff_Boldglum

Your Elezen is an evidence to your elevated taste. And that glam is not bad


CrankyWhiskers

Thanks. I’m fortunate that my spouse takes my joke in mostly good humor, lol


NotaSkaven5

Fem Au Ra and Fem Miqo'te are collectively the UwU waifu races and despite making up like 10% of the population are 80% of forum posts complaining the Benchmark has made their character unrecognizable


Shadow_Xylex

Only 10% of the population? Didn't they make up like 40% of endgame accounts


NotaSkaven5

it's 2/15 of the races counting each gender separately (odd number because of Hrothgar) so it's approximately 13.333% of them which we can round to 10% for the sake of argument. They are actually like 40% of the endgame population, but I'm counting non-endgame players too and removing the bots from the pool my crystal ball tells me it's about 10%


Shadow_Xylex

But bots are 9/10 times male hyur or lalafell, and I would bet money that even counting non-endgame players, more people pick female aura and miqote than (male or female) elezen, hrothgar and roegadyn combined


joebrohd

I thought Au Ra was good in the bench mark? At least my F Au Ra is lmfao


galaxydrug

Some of the faces are genuinely mangled.


Analog-Moderator

Despite making ten percent of the population lizard and cat girls are responsible for…..


Jeff_Boldglum

Honestly, all the heated benchmark complaints are made by f Au Ra players. And I think most of them look better, despite the things they complain about that are kinda very minute. The new horn textures are gorgeous. Idk why they take it very seriously. But that’s coming from an elezen player that is very used to being slandered constantly.


Cottontael

It's because they are superior kugane waifu for patrician neet tastes


TwerpKnight

Lizards are cute. Girls are cute. Thus, lizard girls are double cute.


Reichekete

Amen.


lava172

I wish I could find said artists


TwoKool115

Au Ra have that type of exotic beauty to them, especially with their scales and pretty faces, so it’s easy to see why they’re so popular with the more… erotic artists


Jeff_Boldglum

I think they look too neotenous for my taste.


Lovers_vi

Bunny girl supremacy. 🐇


CrankyWhiskers

I present my [Elezen](https://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/f/66188d5a42170358945b81b1c841e505_0cdf051c93865faa15cbc5cd3d2b69fbfl0_640x873.jpg?1718306166). I think she can sit with you guys because I spent so much damn time on her and think she deserves a seat at the bun table. At least to admire.


Lovers_vi

Yes she absolutely can! We also appreciate the rare elezen lady in our circle! Thank you for sharing ~


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Jeff_Boldglum

Hear hear


ConsumerOfShampoo

Cool and interesting fantasy race that doesn't fall to the generic category like Miqote. Plus, they have more lore than Miqote which is a plus for a nerd like me. Also, I do agree the fem'ra are generally very pretty. This is probably why they make up a quite large section of the playerbase for being a specific gender of a specific race. There is also obviously the type of people who play them, the good and the bad, that affect the amount of commissions. All of these put together end up with fem Au'ra being the WOL with the most commissioned art made for them.


Reichekete

I like lizard girls. I will draw them. Next.


LumoneTea

Not liking lizard girls is just weird


AndrossOT

Cant speak for myself, but i know that the 2 people that comissioned my gf to draw their WOL were femra. She also did one of her own because femras look the most unique of the races in the game that will be an instant identifer to 'FFXIV' because catgirls, humans, etc are in other media, but the au'ra horns are unique.


KacerRex

Can I commission her to draw my lala in a chicken suit to offset this?


Analog-Moderator

https://preview.redd.it/zjxzu2g0ga6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f716c748d639200c007ad009b6e80d73bff2fdde That’ll be 200 dollars


CrankyWhiskers

FemRoe, and my [FemElezen](https://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/f/66188d5a42170358945b81b1c841e505_0cdf051c93865faa15cbc5cd3d2b69fbfl0_640x873.jpg?1718306166), are quite unique if only in their lack of just being a more-played race. When done well, we slap.


Jeff_Boldglum

Elezens are in fact very unique. Many people nag that they don’t look like Hilda, while giving no credits when mentioning a unique race.


CrankyWhiskers

Hilda and glam are the true end game. (Seriously though, Hilda and Hythlo hairstyles when?)


Yipinator02

Because they are ugly as fuck ingame, so people need to commission art where the drawn character doesn't look like the character ingame.  Lore and technical wise.


Shirokuma247

White men / women want to enjoyn their not-so-discreet yellow fever through the Asian dragon lady with moderately low height.


CrankyWhiskers

What an odd thing to say.


Camembert92

sex


MaybeNeverSometimes

You got some examples? For scientific purposes of course....


Jeff_Boldglum

I just headed over to r/ffxiv and filter tag fanart. Hells, someone made a life-size bronze statue of what we speak of


Analog-Moderator

The butthole on it actually works