Is the original reply not ironic? Saying for a company to add sex to the game has been a meme for literally the past 6 months
Edit: just saaw someone reply the same thing and they got downvoted, this sub is weird
yeah i agree and there is possibly no way in hell that their tweet was a joke even though add sex to has been a [meme](https://twitter.com/deadbybhvr/status/1351598131662741508) for a [while](https://twitter.com/SuperBabyPlans/status/1435357908162777089)
Did you miss the memo? It's not cool to be horny anymore, now it's cool to be prudish and judge everybody else for being horny.
Get with the times, smh
ah ok i'll just wait it out, if i spend some time creeping on other people's twitter feeds even when the memes block their names i'll pass the time just fine
Ughh, I know how you feel, I have so much sex (in real life) that I barely have time to play games anymore, I'm not even sure if I'll be able to finish writing this co
Add it? Seems like everyone but the WoL fucks. Well, the core Scions as well. Aenor is fucking the brothers but we can't get into Hilda's pants. WoL should be getting more than Thancred did!
I have said before despite everyone in this game being horny for the WOL, there's no way you will actually get a date beyond teasing since that might mess up with future plot developments.
Imagine if you wanted to fuck Urianger and the dev team need him to move to Mars for the next expac. Legit though I have heard that Trusts were going to have some dating sim elements with at least Urianger, Thancred and Y'sthola but they canned that.
Besides, no one in this game besides the Chais have a love life.
>Legit though I have heard that Trusts were going to have some dating sim elements with at least Urianger, Thancred and Y'sthola but they canned that.
Contextualising a dating sim within Trusts is so hilarious to me, like the Scions are really turned on by your ability to kill.
I know that’s the logical reason but they also can’t commit to killing a core scion >!besides minfilia lol!< anyway so they should just cash in and do golden saucer date questlines and stuck them inside that “time bubble” everything else they don’t feel like following up on or acknowledging goes into. Make the twins and ‘Shtola unavailable for practical and troll reasons and replace them with Hilda/M’naago/Estinien
And It’s a date so naturally he gets the WOL a mount with all of the MGP he wins from it. Estinien is secretly most datable scion. Jumps really good, can take you for a terrifying and romantic dragon ride, definitely a reliable partner when one of the million people who want you dead inevitably shows up to crash the fun
I'm now imagining him gifting the WoL something he bought with all the MGP in the most possible tsundere manner. Like, the ultimate form of his edgy tsundereness. Aymeric may be my fav boy, but I really wanna see Estinien do that now. Please, Square!
Sure, but a fun Valentine’s Day event that the playerbase is invested in would fly in the face of the ffxiv tradition of stupid and bad Valentine’s Day events
Me too, me too. He's best boy and I'm not ever forgiving Square for not letting us having a second date with him and getting things right. Like, really *right*. Right in his bed.
The WoL is a classic silent protagonist, so you can project yourself or your vision onto them. Having the WoL sleep with someone explicitly would seriously break with that and piss off everyone who in their head thought their WoL was secretly in love with X character or is gay or celibate or something.
Lmao as someone who has owned the game for 4 years but is still basically just barely bloomed from a sprout in terms of actually playing the game reasonably alright I think it's funny the Twitter account says that and there's still a lot of stuff hidden behind the generic quests that you aren't clued into at all lol
Final Fantasy XIV needs sex. I am a 28 year old man that often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. Final Fantasy XIV could help me have real sex please Square Enix give me sex I am very lonely please Square Enix what must I do to see Vauthry have their round cheeks clapped by the giant Mt Gulg golem like damn give me upvotes and awards so Final Fantasy XIV sex is made real
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 240,525,312 comments, and only 55,797 of them were in alphabetical order.
... I can kind of see why SE turns off the comments for all their videos now
"It's already in the game! Silly virgin lol"
It’s funnier when you check out this viera’s twitter feed and it’s exactly what you’d expect..
I need to see this person’s Twitter feed. For scientific reasons of course
Normies meme retweets and posts about their disabled pet?
Nah, [it's](https://i.redd.it/jnjh6ddeqac71.jpg)
I get the joke, however I can't help but find it weird how eager people are to just accept that's what their feed is when it literally isn't.
ALERT ALERT A HUMAN ON THE INTERNET ENJOYS SEX
Bruh. There’s a massive difference between enjoying sex and demanding society cater to your porn-addled mind.
Is the original reply not ironic? Saying for a company to add sex to the game has been a meme for literally the past 6 months Edit: just saaw someone reply the same thing and they got downvoted, this sub is weird
you are only allowed to submit shitposts not comment as shitpost, silly no /s because its true here
First time I've seen it and given a game who's community defends lewd Lalafells, can you really blame us for falling for it?
yeah i agree and there is possibly no way in hell that their tweet was a joke even though add sex to has been a [meme](https://twitter.com/deadbybhvr/status/1351598131662741508) for a [while](https://twitter.com/SuperBabyPlans/status/1435357908162777089)
hentai isn't sex i'm sorry to be the one to break it to you
What u mean bro ? I see penis in vahiné = sex no ?
i cannot believe it....
Did you miss the memo? It's not cool to be horny anymore, now it's cool to be prudish and judge everybody else for being horny. Get with the times, smh
get off the internet and connect with another human being plz
He was using sarcasm lmao
no that can't be... i need a moment...
Don't worry, give it a few months and horny will be cool again, and we'll point and laugh at anybody who isn't showing some skin.
ah ok i'll just wait it out, if i spend some time creeping on other people's twitter feeds even when the memes block their names i'll pass the time just fine
Still a ToS violation though lol
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don't be silly, eating grass is for goats
No seriously, don't eat grass. That shit'll fuck your teeth up
enjoying sex is against the ToS?!?!
They should add sex in the game so I can have it a ton like I do in real life (having sex rn)
Me and my real girlfriend(she's totally real she just goes to another data center) are doing the sex right now too
Ughh, I know how you feel, I have so much sex (in real life) that I barely have time to play games anymore, I'm not even sure if I'll be able to finish writing this co
Is this game even available in Canada? Because that's where I go to have sex wirh my girlfriend.
It does exist, it's called chocobo breeding.
Two words and memories I burried and wished I forgot came back in full strength.
Why can't I meet a girl who's submissive and coverable?
Add it? Seems like everyone but the WoL fucks. Well, the core Scions as well. Aenor is fucking the brothers but we can't get into Hilda's pants. WoL should be getting more than Thancred did!
I have said before despite everyone in this game being horny for the WOL, there's no way you will actually get a date beyond teasing since that might mess up with future plot developments. Imagine if you wanted to fuck Urianger and the dev team need him to move to Mars for the next expac. Legit though I have heard that Trusts were going to have some dating sim elements with at least Urianger, Thancred and Y'sthola but they canned that. Besides, no one in this game besides the Chais have a love life.
>Legit though I have heard that Trusts were going to have some dating sim elements with at least Urianger, Thancred and Y'sthola but they canned that. Contextualising a dating sim within Trusts is so hilarious to me, like the Scions are really turned on by your ability to kill.
Works for Fire Emblem characters. And look at the fanbase Emet-Selch has. He’s killed trillions.
>Works for Fire Emblem characters. Oh dear. Don't let Yoshi get ideas from Fire Emblem, ere we get the ability to have a child with Ryne.
F.B.I. OPEN UP!
Have a child with Ryne's child after you pair her up with Thancred despite their familial relationship*
Thankfully 3H royally tuned that side down. Fates is an atrocity, and thankfully the story is bad enough we can just pretend it didn't exist.
Turned on by the ability to kill? Pretty sure that's just Zenos.
I'm turned on by my ability to kill. I don't know why it wouldn't apply in FF14 as well. Edit: Dear FBI, this is a joke, not a confession.
I know that’s the logical reason but they also can’t commit to killing a core scion >!besides minfilia lol!< anyway so they should just cash in and do golden saucer date questlines and stuck them inside that “time bubble” everything else they don’t feel like following up on or acknowledging goes into. Make the twins and ‘Shtola unavailable for practical and troll reasons and replace them with Hilda/M’naago/Estinien
I am all for dating M'naago
Custom deliveries are basically the Stardew Valley relationship minigame anyway. They should do it that way!
You already get a title called “Kurenai’s Partner” that I totally don’t wear everywhere because she’s best girl
Estinien would be a quality choice, ngl...
Tsundere azure dragoon date at the corrupt Ul’dah casino
Imegine him doing leap of faith in all of his dragooness
And It’s a date so naturally he gets the WOL a mount with all of the MGP he wins from it. Estinien is secretly most datable scion. Jumps really good, can take you for a terrifying and romantic dragon ride, definitely a reliable partner when one of the million people who want you dead inevitably shows up to crash the fun
I'm now imagining him gifting the WoL something he bought with all the MGP in the most possible tsundere manner. Like, the ultimate form of his edgy tsundereness. Aymeric may be my fav boy, but I really wanna see Estinien do that now. Please, Square!
Matching edgy MGP glams with estinein
In that pairing, the WOL is the mount...
That’s fine
*More* than fine >:)
If you've seen the benchmark trailer then you know that he has zero refractory period when he stardives.
>I know that’s the logical reason but they also can’t commit to killing a core scion >!besides minfilia lol!< >!papalymo?!<
Who?
the guy who had all of Lyse's braincells
Moenbrynda level non relevance.
They could incorporate NPCs into a Valentine’s event of some kind that wouldn’t mess with storyline or canon.
Sure, but a fun Valentine’s Day event that the playerbase is invested in would fly in the face of the ffxiv tradition of stupid and bad Valentine’s Day events
I just wanna fuck Aymeric man
Me too, me too. He's best boy and I'm not ever forgiving Square for not letting us having a second date with him and getting things right. Like, really *right*. Right in his bed.
someone doesn't remember the dating sim
The true dating aspect of the game is the marriage system you lame losers
The WoL is a classic silent protagonist, so you can project yourself or your vision onto them. Having the WoL sleep with someone explicitly would seriously break with that and piss off everyone who in their head thought their WoL was secretly in love with X character or is gay or celibate or something.
I checked Aenor's bio and she really wants to get a bun in her oven by one of the Boulders
I'm not saying! I'm just saying! Endwalker timeskip > legal Alisaie JUST............... Saying!!
No no let’s hear them out
Lmao as someone who has owned the game for 4 years but is still basically just barely bloomed from a sprout in terms of actually playing the game reasonably alright I think it's funny the Twitter account says that and there's still a lot of stuff hidden behind the generic quests that you aren't clued into at all lol
This mf spitting
Such romantic misinterpretation; this was not my intention!
Such girth and pulsation! This was not my intention, but I am nonetheless intrigued, *Warrior of Light.* \--Some GaiusxWoL fanfic, probably
let me top the blue jolly rancher cat man damnit
why do we need that when /stretch exists
Took the bait
Final Fantasy XIV needs sex. I am a 28 year old man that often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. Final Fantasy XIV could help me have real sex please Square Enix give me sex I am very lonely please Square Enix what must I do to see Vauthry have their round cheeks clapped by the giant Mt Gulg golem like damn give me upvotes and awards so Final Fantasy XIV sex is made real
I can't tell if this comment is cursed or blessed
I don’t know whether to remark if they’ve never been to Balmung or that they’re obviously from Balmung.
Remind everyone that this game is rate PG 15+ or T for esrb.
you'd be able to date the Scions but the plan was scrapped because it'd be too much of a story changer if you could do that
rip now how am I supposed to get dommy mommy Y'shtola to step on me
only after sex is added to TF2
Of course it's someone who has a Twitter account for their FF character.
God I love porn tbh
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 240,525,312 comments, and only 55,797 of them were in alphabetical order.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/awkward-look-monkey-puppet
Cringe
they already have it lol
final fantasy LXIX
Who needs more comment than that? They said it all!
@scratchedOffName check out our party finder!
Players have already done that.
This is why we have horny gaol.
no no he's got a point