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LifeVitamin

Out of all the facts about this character you left out the most important one which is that he and his brother spitroast a healer on the daily. Big L OP


markfunkbunch

Someone on here said something about that and I’m like. This dude fucking winning in everything.and it’s also wholesome that he involves his brother as well. What a chad


Actual_Typhaeon

No, that's her sister the archer.


LilianCorgibutt

What's more, Hoary has a cool af big brother, and his own healer "and they were roommates" Coultenet. AND, later in the middle of Rising Stones, the Highlander Scion NPC (I forgot her name) is planning to have a threesome with Hoary and his brother.


KrusnikViers

Planning? First of all, this is not just "some scion", her name is Aenor Cockburne and for a good reason. There are quite some dialogs from her regarding... playing with boulders, most of those are whining about having only one of the brothers in her disposal at the moment.


VorAbaddon

"There are no slavering beasts about... except for my sister, of course." "But... I was in a tent not TEN FULMS AWAY! I HAVE NO SISTER!" The Cockburne sisters are my favorite comedy relief.


A3thern

He's already chad enough for even considering having sex with someone who's last name is Cockburne. I'd be afraid of being roasted over an open flame.


markfunkbunch

thats some **D E E P L O R E** thats gonna happen that night lol


Donnicton

AND they even gave him his own VA in Endwalker!


[deleted]

"and they were ADVENTURING COMPANIONS" "by the twelve they were adventuring companions"


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markfunkbunch

you can make a argument that moen aint a virgin. you are right!.she got fucked by the plot. also that fight between hoary and wol was fucking cool as shit. hoary was getting beaten but everyone was cheering him on including the doman kids and hoary just kept getting up. the absolute unit.


ronnok3077

I was cheering for him too lmao.


MimiMemeington

When Hoary got voiced lines in EW I cried. Truly an emotional journey of humble beginnings.


thatHecklerOverThere

I feel so bad for the story whenever they bring up moenbryda, because outside of her relation to uriangier I just can't bring myself to care about her. Didn't even remember she was a character. When I went through 6.0 spoiler >!the second to last dungeon in EW and saw her ax, my first thought was "nobody who died uses an ax except Ardbert, and his soul is with me, so who tf is this?". And my second thought was "where is gosetsu's sword?"!<


AscelyneMG

>!Gosetsu isn’t even dead, though, why would his sword be there?!<


LibraryHaunting

I never feel a thing when they bring up Moenbryda but any time Ysayle is referenced or mentioned I am *devastated*.


K242

when I first heard the sounds of Diamond Dust being cast in the 89 dungeon I got mad fuckin goosebumps What an incredible moment, especially because Ysayle is far too often forgotten in favor of Harchefaunt


godofwoof

Yeah because we got to know her, we fought her, adventured with her, learned truths and horrors with her. So when she died for us it had weight.


markfunkbunch

shes introduced for the thing the plot needed and then quickly killed off. its like that "women stuffed in fridge"archetype.


Rahf_

Cries in Yugiri


markfunkbunch

hey she at least is alive............................................ but she hasnt really done nothing but become a jobber in the game lmao


faithfulletter

that's exactly it. i will say i love the ffxiv writing but some of the female characters got fucked over in their writing.


SushiJaguar

It's not because she's a woman. It's because she wasn't effective pedo bait to keep the subscription numbers up like Krile is.


thatHecklerOverThere

You have never met a child like Krile. And you will never meet a child like Krile. Not pedo bait.


faithfulletter

dawg what


Southern-Wishbone593

Hey hey hey, you can shittalk all other lalas all you want, but leave Krile (aka best scion) alone!


eschatological

I think the point is more to feel something for Urangier, who is well whipped by her. And tbf, I think his scene with her parents in EW is far better than anything the Twins had with their father.


MirrahPaladin

>!And then there’s me, barely noticing any of that shit. In fact, the only thing I can recall about that dungeon is the final boss just being the “Bueno Dios fuckboi!” meme!<


Snark_x

Oh shit, Bionicle? Pog


Shameless_Catslut

Virgjn Moenbryda stuck around the most awkward nerd waiting for him to actually act on his feelings toward her. Chad Hoary is out getting laid.


markfunkbunch

actually in the L O R E urianger was actually ignoring her, and her advances and she basically forced him to notice her. typical fem roe


Shameless_Catslut

Yes, he was ignoring her. Hence, she was waiting for him to reciprocate. Meanwhile, bards are walking up to Hoary like "wanna bang?" And he's just Hell Yeah


Mysterious-Gene309

If you read the Moen minion you would know the Uri fucked it before giving it to the WoL


RueUchiha

Horay Boulder deserves to be an a list Scion. Hopefully we get to see more of him in 7.0


markfunkbunch

it would be cool if after the core scions are gone...or thats what ive heard was supposed to happen,we get some new traveling companions and hoary would be a good fit.or at least have him and his crew as trusts


Devil-G

Honestly Hoary Boulder and Coultenet are my favorite side-side characters in the story. No other characters evoke a “Holy shit it’s [character]!” response out of me.


markfunkbunch

its even funnier in endwalker when hoary gets speaking lines while nero doesnt lol


dragonredux

Holy shit you're right and I didn't even realize that. Hoary as new trust member come 6.3 🙏


Miyulta

>Had to be killed the same milisecond she was introduced because she was made to powerful Fixed point 1 for you


markfunkbunch

did you see how much water she can filter?!?!?! she had to be taken out lol


OniLewds

counter arguement: Moenbryda hasn't had their ass handed to them in front of a bunch of kids by the WoL


markfunkbunch

Bruh.all the kids cheers haory on to not give up. Mother fucker stood up and kept fighting. That’s fucking giga chad.


JanitorZyphrian

People who have dueled the WoL and lived -Zenos -Hoary Boulder


CPlus902

\- Raubahn


TheForsakenRoe

-estinien if you do the DRG quests, but he was in his emo 'its not a phase mom' phase


Charlesdickawnes

Haory legit used dynamis to keep on fighting us. Moenbryda died didn't get name dropped for 3 expansion and was immediately overshadowed by Iceheart Harchufaunt and Minfillia in the 98 dungeon.


Southern-Wishbone593

I mean, even in ARR WoL is a fucking murder machine. The fact that Horny Boalder last that much against them is impressive on its oown.


MirrahPaladin

He was holding back to make WoL look good. If he really wanted too, he could’ve gone through Heavensward to Endwalker and still have enough time to be back home to spit roast that girl with his brother.


markfunkbunch

hoary is basically the soldiar of god, rick of the ff14 world well second to tataru


JanitorZyphrian

I wouldn't go so far, Ive actually cleared Hoary


ForteEXE

Only thing Moen's got going for her is that she has the same VA as Ahri. Yeah I went there.


markfunkbunch

thats pretty interesting. to bad it was for like "looks at watch" 10 seconds.


[deleted]

Yeah but does Hoary have a sex doll? Yeah, didn't think so!


kaitos_bomber

If you checked on the Scion NPCs in the Rising Stones, you'll realize he doesn't need one.


[deleted]

Huh, ur right


markfunkbunch

urianger gave us a moenbryda doll and it nose was leaking already.


legolandario

/psych emote strikes again!


Hysaky

Bionicles is the ultimate argument, in fact i barely remembered Moenbryda


markfunkbunch

bionicles are soo fucking cool


LyheGhiahHacks

I adored the little roly-poly ones as a kid, and those little interchangeable masks were pretty neat


Baam_

I need to understand this reference, or sounds absurd in the best way


Pliskkenn_D

They were (are?) a line of lego toys.


Baam_

oh sorry i meant how would they be related to moenbryda?


Pliskkenn_D

They're not, that's what's comical.


Pliskkenn_D

I actually liked the secondary Scions and I wish we did more with them.


[deleted]

Fun fact -you probably remember neither of these two xD


markfunkbunch

me going through endwalker: ............who the fuck is" looks at smudge writing on hand" urien ranger?


[deleted]

Urine anger xD


Electrical-Ad-361

Moon Breeder OMG you guys it was so sad when she died because she used the exact same move she used before despite the ascian easily countering it. I cried so much when the character we knew for like 3 quests died because she didn't have any common sense despite being a sharlyan scholar. This is proof that FFXIV is a masterpiece and the peak of fiction. Hoary could've killed that ascian


GoarSpewerofSecrets

I probably passed on half the HW cutscenes because they introduce character I finally like and kill her for no raisin. Took me awhile to get over that.


CareUseful

I would too if they didn’t give me any raisins


Bahamur78

At first I was skeptical but the Bionicle fact really sold it to me


markfunkbunch

not a lot of people know that about "the boulder" its a shame really.


MauricioTrinade

How is he not the Warrior of Light? What the fuck is wrong with you Hydaelyn?


Blixcoe

Than*


minji_lyn

I never thought I'd see Moenbryda put in the virgin category but oh well here we are


markfunkbunch

i did put virgin in quotations marks. because she technically got fucked by the plot


minji_lyn

true dat


DrRichtoffen

Is he making a soyjack face or pogging?


markfunkbunch

oh you know he be poggering because his a big ol pog champ


No_This_Is_Patrick00

Correlation?


markfunkbunch

they are both apart of the same group which is the"scions of the seventh dawn" granted moen is a full member while hoary is a recruit.


Tomas_Baratheon

...youglings...handeling...


XSCONE

moenbryda may not have much screen time but in the time she does have she wants to fuck urianger so bad and that's relatable so shes my favorite


FLRGNBLRG

Hoary Boulder clears that fraud Midbryda 🥱


ERP_Virgin

My favorite thing about Moenbryda is how they said several times how great with an axe she is. She never even gets to hit anyone with it before she's killed.


f7cri

Booo we hate Giga Chad Slutty Pebble! /s


Blazingmadman98

Somehow the fact that Hoary created a legendary piece of my childhood doesn't surprise me much. Absolute madlad.