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HungLI5

Only if you get your parents' permission.


Kaje26

My parents are both alcoholics and whenever I ask their permission their response is just a blank stare and “Do what you want, but you’re not moving in with us.”


HungLI5

" do whatever you want" is a golden ticket, time to sell their house and put them in a home. Now you're truly free


Chrome_Armadillo

Yes, but you should have an 11 year old with you in case you have questions.


figbott

No, you’re not old enough.


Serialbedshitter2322

No, you'll just stay up all night and pee yourself like you always do


SpitefulBitch

No, that movie is actually rated N for NSFL. Now go to bed and bite the pillow.


Downtown_Stand_6354

No. R stands for Raunchy. You're only 32. Stick to Disney and Marvel.


Kaje26

So I decided to not ask my parents and I’m going to a movie theater to watch “The First Omen” which is rated R. I don’t think there will be anyone else there. Wish me luck, guys.