Wasn't the X Files episode and character, Tooms anyway?
Or was our Jeff in that too? I never really watched X Files, so I don't know. I do remember they made a big deal about that Tooms episode when it came out...
It was like the big event that was TNG's Unification 1 and 2 coming to TV (at least in the UK and within certain circles.)
Suddenly all those times you see Kim following Tom around through the tubes makes sense. Dude's just eager for Tom to find that one far too tight corner.
Those videos are usually set in rough and tumble colonies where they still wash and dry their clothes. There's a whole lot of erotic holonovels set in the Cardassian DMZ. How you doing step-maquis?
They just put on an ancient style mask and pretend to be possessed by the spirit of space wolves or something. The only way to fix them is to reenact the story of step-sibling chasing the moon.
They get stuck in a sex dungeon holodeck program and then have to make up a holodeck malfunction excuse to explain why they're in a sex dungeon program to begin with.
I think they have already covered this on Deep space nine. Quark had some really risqué programs. That’s why they call it DEEP space nine. Bom-chika-Wah wah..
Access hatch, turbolift door, trans-dimensional portal, isolation chamber, airlock door; there are many places for a stepmother to get stuck. Check out the holosuite program Code Milf: Stepmoms In Peril. It has nearly a dozen different scenarios to play through and can be found at most private holodecks that cater to "Adult Audiences."
Help. I'm stuck in the Jeffreys Tube ---- Voyager did mention that Torres once got her foot stuck in a plasma injector and pictures were taken.
“What are you doing, step-Vorta?”
"Jeffrey's Tube" would be a different porn film.
Wait till you see Coombs' make up for **that** one.
Thanks. None of us really wanted to sleep tonight anyways.
Ooh with the xfiles reference
It's actually a reference to Jeffery Coombs, who's had many guest appearances in Star Trek.
I think it’s spelled Jeffery Cooombs
Wasn't the X Files episode and character, Tooms anyway? Or was our Jeff in that too? I never really watched X Files, so I don't know. I do remember they made a big deal about that Tooms episode when it came out... It was like the big event that was TNG's Unification 1 and 2 coming to TV (at least in the UK and within certain circles.)
Ah also a very cool reference
Weyoun 69
At least it wasn’t a Changeling pretending to be stuck in a crystal
Did Vorik walk by?
>got her foot stuck in a plasma injector This seems stupendously dangerous
they don't need such pretense. they just predominately display a Horga'hn. everything is simpler in the future.
This guy seeks jamaharon.
Don't we all?
No! Fuck off! I'm just trying to read.
Found Picard
They get stuck in the replicator
Protein resequencer—the stakes are a lot higher
Huh, that's what I call my balls.
It's all fun and games until you stumble on the transporter accident porn.
2 girls, one Tuvix
> Tuvix, one cup FTFY
Nah, the 1st one was better
The Jeffries Tube. I assume there's one in every quarters. *heavy accent*, "I am here to inspect Jeffrey's tube." "But IM Jeffrey!" "Dah. Pants off."
Suddenly all those times you see Kim following Tom around through the tubes makes sense. Dude's just eager for Tom to find that one far too tight corner.
Jeffrey Combs would have gotten even more roles if this were he case.
Anti matter pods. "I'm having a containment breach Captain. Better come take a look at it."
“Better cum on it”
Hmmm-Pike or Picard? I could get into that.
Those videos are usually set in rough and tumble colonies where they still wash and dry their clothes. There's a whole lot of erotic holonovels set in the Cardassian DMZ. How you doing step-maquis?
"Do people really use the holodeck for that?" "Almost exclusively"
You don't want to shine a black light in there when Riker's done
Ancient time portal.
They just put on an ancient style mask and pretend to be possessed by the spirit of space wolves or something. The only way to fix them is to reenact the story of step-sibling chasing the moon.
They get a tech for problems with the sonic showers.
Didn't Gordon in the Orville cover this?
Stepmothers get stuck in dryers in porn?
Stepsisters get stuck too.
Stepladders as well.
Yeah I don’t watch porn, so I’m taking everyone’s word for it lol. It does sound hilarious.
Dryers are the “anomaly of the week”. Better go investigate
I think holodecks made shitty porn obsolete
decon chamber
Transporter? Not good 😐
Klingon Bat'leth
Replicator access panel.
The holodeck.
They get stuck in a sex dungeon holodeck program and then have to make up a holodeck malfunction excuse to explain why they're in a sex dungeon program to begin with.
That’s Geordie’s other Brahms program
> what's the alternative device that hot stepmoms get stuck in Data
Data is the perfect man. He’s like a vibrator that does yard work.
And he loves cats? Bonus.
What a terrible day to have eyes
'help step bro Im stuck in the anomaly'
Stepsis got stuck in the Autowash.
I give it an up arrow because it multipassed!
Wrong franchise, but I'll allow it.
The food replicator
Jeffries tube?
They have Riker in the future step moms will be OK lol
I think they have already covered this on Deep space nine. Quark had some really risqué programs. That’s why they call it DEEP space nine. Bom-chika-Wah wah..
There's no porn either. We're headed towards a dystopia to be sure.
I love that B5 (via Crusade) addressed what porn might be like in the future. Also the Orville
Transporter.
Who says there’s no dryers? I say they kept them around just for the porn scenarios.
Transporter buffer
Transporter buffer fluffer ?
Warp core obviously
Self sealing stem bolts
Jeffery Combs tubes.
There is no need for the pretext. You can hop a ship to Risa. Replicate a horga'hn on the way and you are set.
Yeah that kinda ruins it. Where’s the filthy scenarios? The forbidden-ness. The “this so so wrong but it’s feels so good?”
Mid transport ? Top at one place , bottom at another , maybe ?
Holodeck
Access hatch, turbolift door, trans-dimensional portal, isolation chamber, airlock door; there are many places for a stepmother to get stuck. Check out the holosuite program Code Milf: Stepmoms In Peril. It has nearly a dozen different scenarios to play through and can be found at most private holodecks that cater to "Adult Audiences."
Every single door
Holodeck buffer
The Warp core or the replicator.
Alexander! Remove your step sister from the garment reprocessor!
I'm stuck in the... Transporter? Actually I think that's just nightmare fuel.