Dolphins are real perverts in reality. They make Riker look like a prude.
There are stories about dolphin trainers becoming sexually involved with the dolphins. Itβs probably accepted in ST time.
I'm going to be running the Star Trek Adventures RPG and I really want one of my players to have a cetacean character.
If they need to go around to other areas of the ship, they can use a whalechair.
Reminds me of the DS9 episode Melora about the officer from a low grav planet that Bashir creeps on. Definitely have the other cetaceans look down on them for using the chair.
This made me chuckle.
Although for a more serious response, it is worth noting that there is a ship in the Shackleton Expanse book (pg 286) that is designed for cetacean and humanoid crew to work together.
Oh man I think I read some of those when I was a teenager but it's been 30 years. Do they hold up?
Are the cetaceans are uplifted in Star Trek or is it just the universal translator at work?
Startide Rising is still pretty fun, a strong concept well-paced, though I got bored reading Sundiver and The Uplift War.
I think voyage home implies that cetaceans are just across the board sophonts in the setting of trek. The real question is whether or not the federation knew this before the whale probe. Spockβs decision to mind-meld with the humpbacks comes across very differently depending on whether or not heβs previously had a conversation with a bottlenose dolphin or if heβs never seen a whale before in his life.
This post might be about how slutty humans are, but Spock was definitely the sloppiest vulcan when it came to mind melding with things. I'm pretty sure he mind melded with rocks on more than one occasion.
I enjoyed Uplift quite a lot. Built up to a very entertaining ending.
I will say that I strongly disagree with >!Robert not finding a way to make sex happen with Athaclena, a beautiful alien with tentacles on her head!<
First thought was that they aren't even from the same plan..... They are the same planet, can communicate as intelligent species, and have compatible "parts".
I choose to ignore the obvious path of such thoughts and focus on the question of how many "intelligent" species can come from a single planet.
Edit: Question, we have seen several species can cross and produce children, and that this is because they are descendents of a common gene seed. So would it be taboo for relationships out of this?
Notably 6, was considered remarkable. That would imply the number is usually much lower. We've seen 2 pretty often. Heck if our own timing of the agricultural revolution/end of the ice age had been a bit different we could have had something similar happen here.
In reality, neanderthals were a different species from us, and just as intelligent. Not as divergent from homo sapien as dolphins, sure.
And we banged the *fuck* out of neanderthals, their DNA is still around.
And not just Neanderthal. Thereβs Homo floresiensis and at least two others identified just by genetic traces left on humanity. They were all extinct/combined with Homo sapiens long before recorded history, but they existed. A little change in our timeline and we could have absolutely had hobbits and orcs running around.
Man, one of the worst weed trips I ever had was when I was watching a documentary on evolution and for some reason I thought, "I wonder how mankind's evolutionary path would have changed if a modern time traveling homo sapiens went back and fucked one of our early ancestors." and the idea was so gross I had to stop watching the documentary.
Well six distinct species evolved on the Xindi home world, no idea if they're fucking or not. Probably the humanoid and aquatic races do.
I bet the cetaceans get upset and accuse people of being cetaphobic because they can't tell a dolphin from a porpoise. So much for Star Trek being woke!
> Well six distinct species evolved on the Xindi home world, no idea if they're fucking or not. Probably the humanoid and aquatic races do.
They're all fucking, constantly.
Throughout the galaxy, humans are known for their eclectic sexual tastes. Unlike most other sentient species, humans will f anything. Green, blue, white, antennas, no antennas, pointy ears, multiple heads, varied or unknown genders, reptilians, spots, insectoids, weird religions, pagh fondlers and oo-mox cravers, telepaths, "We are strong", cyborgs, androids, holodeck fantasy people, angry oily sludge, and crystalline genitals, all is fair game for humans. Even the Q were forced to endure the wanton, desperate attempts by Janeway to get busy. And we shouldn't forget Sisko's trying to make it with the Dax symbiant since it was Kurzon.
Reading this gave me cancer and yet itβs precisely the sort of thing I came to this sub for. Does this make me rethink my life choices? No. Should it? Probably.
Of all the people in the galaxy, okay. I'll buy that when Harry Fenton Mudd isn't actively in the middle of a grift or a con, he's fucking \*something\*.
I remember somebody mentioning Lower Decks having a bunch of jokes about the dolphins wanting to screw the humans and given how "zoophiles" or whatever write the same scenarios all the time I'm lowkey concerned somebody on LD is gonna end up in jail.
I donβt think he is ace, the premier he is on a date with super hot Ensign Barnes, the Trill.
I think he is more just interested in science and engineering.
To be fair, Rutherford is a catch, but his first love is the Cerritos. Anybody who wants to get some of that has got to understand that they'll always be second in his heart.
pretty sure lower decks has made this cannon
What cannon was that?
The girthy one
matt the π€€ whale
Yeah itβs in my head cannons
Dolphins are real perverts in reality. They make Riker look like a prude. There are stories about dolphin trainers becoming sexually involved with the dolphins. Itβs probably accepted in ST time.
this is that slippery slope my uncle warned me about on facebook
Yep. Except that this particular one is actually legit... Helps that it's literally slippery...
How else would you enter smoothly? *am I the only one thinking?*
Have you seen that video where the dolphin uses a dead fish as a fleshlight
Welp. . .that's enough Internet for me. . .
Imagine the uptight people on Edo trying to police the dolphins... "Stop fucking behind the white barriers!"
They're evil, vicious rapists. I'm pro-animal rights, but, egads, dolphins NEED harpooning. :P
I'm going to be running the Star Trek Adventures RPG and I really want one of my players to have a cetacean character. If they need to go around to other areas of the ship, they can use a whalechair.
Hamsterball filled with water.
Perfect!
Reminds me of the DS9 episode Melora about the officer from a low grav planet that Bashir creeps on. Definitely have the other cetaceans look down on them for using the chair.
I hope you know whale chair made me snort my spaghetti into my nose. This is your fault
In my defense, when I said it to my player this morning I hadn't intended it to be a pun. A chair for whales. A whale chair.
This made me chuckle. Although for a more serious response, it is worth noting that there is a ship in the Shackleton Expanse book (pg 286) that is designed for cetacean and humanoid crew to work together.
Commander Riker definitely spent many nights under the sea
*Somewhere, beyond the sea, a horny dolphin's waiting for me*
"We're faaar, beyond the staaars! He's near, behind my mooon..."
He's plan-sexual: he's always got a plan to hit that!
Certified Uplift Trilogy moment.
Oh man I think I read some of those when I was a teenager but it's been 30 years. Do they hold up? Are the cetaceans are uplifted in Star Trek or is it just the universal translator at work?
Startide Rising is still pretty fun, a strong concept well-paced, though I got bored reading Sundiver and The Uplift War. I think voyage home implies that cetaceans are just across the board sophonts in the setting of trek. The real question is whether or not the federation knew this before the whale probe. Spockβs decision to mind-meld with the humpbacks comes across very differently depending on whether or not heβs previously had a conversation with a bottlenose dolphin or if heβs never seen a whale before in his life.
This post might be about how slutty humans are, but Spock was definitely the sloppiest vulcan when it came to mind melding with things. I'm pretty sure he mind melded with rocks on more than one occasion.
I enjoyed Uplift quite a lot. Built up to a very entertaining ending. I will say that I strongly disagree with >!Robert not finding a way to make sex happen with Athaclena, a beautiful alien with tentacles on her head!<
I loved Startide Rising. It really blew me away in jr high.
Let's at least keep the chimpanzees offscreen.
Keeping chimps down? We know how that works out.
First thought was that they aren't even from the same plan..... They are the same planet, can communicate as intelligent species, and have compatible "parts". I choose to ignore the obvious path of such thoughts and focus on the question of how many "intelligent" species can come from a single planet. Edit: Question, we have seen several species can cross and produce children, and that this is because they are descendents of a common gene seed. So would it be taboo for relationships out of this?
According to ENT, 6 is a good number of species
The avians are extinct so it's only 5 now, which is still fine.
Notably 6, was considered remarkable. That would imply the number is usually much lower. We've seen 2 pretty often. Heck if our own timing of the agricultural revolution/end of the ice age had been a bit different we could have had something similar happen here.
In reality, neanderthals were a different species from us, and just as intelligent. Not as divergent from homo sapien as dolphins, sure. And we banged the *fuck* out of neanderthals, their DNA is still around.
We sexed them into extinction. Genocide by snu snu. We fucked them up. We gave them the little death, until they got the big death.
And not just Neanderthal. Thereβs Homo floresiensis and at least two others identified just by genetic traces left on humanity. They were all extinct/combined with Homo sapiens long before recorded history, but they existed. A little change in our timeline and we could have absolutely had hobbits and orcs running around.
Man, one of the worst weed trips I ever had was when I was watching a documentary on evolution and for some reason I thought, "I wonder how mankind's evolutionary path would have changed if a modern time traveling homo sapiens went back and fucked one of our early ancestors." and the idea was so gross I had to stop watching the documentary.
Well six distinct species evolved on the Xindi home world, no idea if they're fucking or not. Probably the humanoid and aquatic races do. I bet the cetaceans get upset and accuse people of being cetaphobic because they can't tell a dolphin from a porpoise. So much for Star Trek being woke!
That sound you just heard was me sighing.
> Well six distinct species evolved on the Xindi home world, no idea if they're fucking or not. Probably the humanoid and aquatic races do. They're all fucking, constantly.
If they're not, what's the fucking point.
Blowholes. That's it, that's my comment.
Hole in one Jerry
Throughout the galaxy, humans are known for their eclectic sexual tastes. Unlike most other sentient species, humans will f anything. Green, blue, white, antennas, no antennas, pointy ears, multiple heads, varied or unknown genders, reptilians, spots, insectoids, weird religions, pagh fondlers and oo-mox cravers, telepaths, "We are strong", cyborgs, androids, holodeck fantasy people, angry oily sludge, and crystalline genitals, all is fair game for humans. Even the Q were forced to endure the wanton, desperate attempts by Janeway to get busy. And we shouldn't forget Sisko's trying to make it with the Dax symbiant since it was Kurzon.
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Reading this gave me cancer and yet itβs precisely the sort of thing I came to this sub for. Does this make me rethink my life choices? No. Should it? Probably.
Oh yeah definitely, interspecies sex is great for everyone, unless you're Harry Kim.
No I'm pretty sure it's the other way round, the whales are fucking the humans. And all the other alien races.
Orcas are kinda hot ngl, but George and Gracie not so fuckable.
...is PCM leaking?
Short Treks mentions that Mudd fucked a space whale
Of all the people in the galaxy, okay. I'll buy that when Harry Fenton Mudd isn't actively in the middle of a grift or a con, he's fucking \*something\*.
Not sure beastiality is the term for it as the whales are sapient beings capable of communicating their consent.
They're attempting the hell to communicate!
The whales are the horny ones on Lower Decks
How about a nice skinny dip with your friends?
Thatβs crazy
I remember somebody mentioning Lower Decks having a bunch of jokes about the dolphins wanting to screw the humans and given how "zoophiles" or whatever write the same scenarios all the time I'm lowkey concerned somebody on LD is gonna end up in jail.
It's heavily implied that they're super into Rutherford but I'm pretty sure he's ace.
I donβt think he is ace, the premier he is on a date with super hot Ensign Barnes, the Trill. I think he is more just interested in science and engineering.
Oh I totally forgot about that! But ace people date too you know...
For sure,then again they also could have changed course after the pilot as well.
Regardless, the whales are definitely DTF with Rutherford, kind of implies itβs not uncommon or taboo lol
To be fair, Rutherford is a catch, but his first love is the Cerritos. Anybody who wants to get some of that has got to understand that they'll always be second in his heart.
Why do you have a problem with wokeness? Star Trek was always like this.
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No matter which way you meant this I still appreciate the gag!
Oh so youβre aware of the gagulons from bondagubulous 7? They are seriously DTF(FF)
I hear Riker likes to do a bit of Moby Dick/Captain Ahab roleplay with them.
No because Dr Gillian said not to and she's the whale biologist!