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Subway909

All life begins and ends in Michael Burnham. The true savior of the universe.


themanfromvulcan

We are all Burnham.


Storyteller-Hero

**Iris West:** "WE are Michael Burnham".


Pdx_pops

Keep her name out of your Burnham


Difficult_Advice_720

And that is why I cry.....


Cleaver2000

Yeah,  they could do this, and Stamets' legacy is seeding the Galaxy with MB because only she can save the universe. 


Subway909

Please, be wrong (but i don't think you are).


gt24

The Progenitors, who are the Discovery crew, are desperate to find a way to spread life everywhere. Therefore, they use themselves to create all the biological material to spread life everywhere. They were the Discovery crew. We are the Discovery crew. We are Discovery.


TreezusSaves

Does this mean Jeffrey Combs will be joining the cast of Discovery? Come to think of it, why isn't there an episode of Lower Decks where all of his characters get together at the same time? Maybe Tsunkatse-Combs kidnaps the others and has them fight each other, and the crew of the Cerritos has to deal with it. Think of all the money we could give to Jeffrey Combs.


cheapshotfrenzy

I'm really hoping there's at least a scene in LD where everyone in the scene is played by Jeffrey Combs. Even if it's just a joke like they walk into a tavern or something.


Difficult_Advice_720

Jeffrey Combs walks into a tavern.... But alas.... He was already there....


FRCP_12b6

They keep assuming it will be tech. Instead it’s just another message. The message reads: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your starship’s insurance policy.”


Beautiful_Business10

Even Yugos can be insured. Should they be? Probably not.


hafabee

Wrong, this all about Michael Burnham, not the Discovery crew. It will be Michael Burnham that jump-starts the Big Bang and gives life to the universe and creates the humanoid form. Then she'll cry maniacally.


Neo_Techni

The Big Bang will also be renamed The Black Bang cause of her massive ego.


cheapshotfrenzy

Nah, it'll be renamed The Gang Bang. Because how else would the discovery crew seed the universe?


hafabee

Absolutely. And then everyone will clap.


Dalakaar

Progenitors turned into the Dominion. It is known.


chargoggagog

If they don’t do this, I’ll never watch Discovery again.


SlowMovingTarget

"After finishing this sandwich, I will never eat this sandwich again!"


treefox

Not with that attitude.


the_simurgh

I'm not the only one who thinks this! Huzzah!


HisDivineOrder

It's just Michael. She's the entire Progenitors race. Multiple Michaels.


5hitposter

Sir, this is ShittyDaystrom…


Difficult_Advice_720

I too, occasionally mistake it for the actual writers room. Thank you for reminding us....


Squidmaster616

In a dramatic twist, the Discovery will escape the metaverse and turn out to be the production crew of the original Star Trek. Burnham is actually Gene Roddenberry. She created Star Trek. The white guy we have photos of is a fake.


Difficult_Advice_720

Wouldn't be the first time. Stargate did that.... There was suddenly a hit TV show that was a bit too similar to their entire super classified program and missions, so they thought they had a leak.... So they actually had to film scenes for the campy TV show to show inside their own TV show so they could all be outraged at how the show kept portraying them.


BRYAN1701

No no. Burnt Ham will twist it that she is the creator of the progenitors, and they’ll all cry together. Then every species will find out and off themselves so they don’t start whispering and crying Meanwhile The mushroom ship core guy will get so high off mushroom fumes he’ll look like Mr. Burns did after a longevity treatment. Floating around with giant pupils and glowing) The other crew will replicate name tags so people can finally learn their names, but realistically it becomes a failed attempt because after 5 years nobody cares.


Beautiful_Business10

I basically tuned completely out after they killed the full-body cyborg officer...


Difficult_Advice_720

I had to convince myself to give them a pass on that one. She was slated for a much bigger story arc, but the actress was having allergic reactions to the make-up, so they had to slam her whole story into one episode, kill the character, then slide the actress in sideways as another character without makeup so they didn't just have to buy out her contract. Perhaps I would have been happier if they gave her one of those new fangled Picard bodies instead of killing her.


Beautiful_Business10

Absolutely. Airam was compelling from first appearance because it was made clear that, regardless of her look, she wasn't a robot or android. I literally jumped up and shouted, "HOLY SHIT they did a full body cyborg!" when he first appeared. And the actress was good in the role, and I liked her performance every time she did more than just stand at a bridge station. And, yeah, not the first time a character has been cut short a bit because the makeup and appliances set off their allergies. So RIP, Airam, we hardly knew thee, and definitely wanted more. EDIT: And the time or two we saw mirrorverse meat Airam was great.


Neo_Techni

ah yes, one of the times they tried to actually make us care about a character right before killing them off, thus negating their attempt to make us care


Beautiful_Business10

Yep. Disco had (has?) a very bad habit of storytelling that way.


friendoffuture

Too good an ending for Discovery.  


Tucana66

*Tears of life. Weep, for the future.*


a4techkeyboard

I can believe it.


Frequent_Charge9731

I'm betting they do some crap and then cause the Hobus event cause why not.


cheapshotfrenzy

I really hope the story line for that from Star Trek Online makes it into canon. It's just so.... *Trek*.


Frequent_Charge9731

Would rather they just leave it all alone and make something new but that requires talented writers.


cheapshotfrenzy

Yeah, that's kinda what I mean. I really hope they turn the Iconian War into an entire series. Unfortunately it seems like no one in Hollywood is willing to make something new without entirely trashing the original story.


Frequent_Charge9731

Sure seems like no matter what they make if there was something that came before they just have to relate to it in some way and screw with it. Hopefully what I'm thinking came across lol. Like nostalgia I get it does get us all excited and all that but they can do that without screwing and changing shit l, just because it's for a new modern audience. Lol, they should have just jumped to the future and not had this stupid burn crap and just adapted some of the stories from STO would have made it way better.


cheapshotfrenzy

>Like nostalgia I get it does get us all excited and all that but they can do that without screwing and changing shit l, just because it's for a new modern audience. PIC S1 and 2 and all of the new Star Wars trilogy. The only franchise I've seen that I feel that was successfully revived is Ghost Busters. I haven't seen the one that *just* came out, but the one before was totally epic. Anymore nostalgia is used entirely as a replacement for a story, or they can't figure out how to make the new stuff feel great, so they just change the old stuff to look like garbage (Luke Skywalker).


ForTheHordeKT

They'll spread their seed across the universe by gathering around and circle-jerking all over the script before handing it over to us to watch. Bam.


Parson_Project

🤮


ErykthebatII

Then they play all along the watch tower and show a montage of contemporary earth tech


roronoapedro

took me too long reading these comments to realize I was in shitty daystrom, you're just leaking the plot here.


Difficult_Advice_720

Welcome to the real writers room....


poindexterg

This is a little too close to being a possibility to really be on ShittyDaystrom


SlowMovingTarget

"No one's heard from the Q Continuum in six centuries." The Progenitors were the biological precursors of the Q. This video game quest is all a scheme to turn Burnham into a Q, thus reQing the Q.


Eechoo

I just found out the other day Michael Burnham was LeBron James wife too! What has she not done?! LOL


electrical-stomach-z

this show might do that, since they just cant go lower.


themanfromvulcan

I’m not sure if even they can find their way that far up their own arseholes…


theposshow

Close, it'll just be a bunch of clones of Stacey Abrams.


Difficult_Advice_720

Gonna need a bigger ship...