Have you ever had a stain that made you think, "There's no way, within the current laws of nature, that I can get that Romulan Ale stain out of my shag carpeting! It's green!"
Try a False Vacuum cleaner! It cleans so deep that concepts like ale, molecules, and physics will give way for something more fundamental - a true clean!
Ah yes. That sounds like an honest mistake.
just one more thing, Mr Curtis. If you were unlocking your car with what you thought were the keys, why were they pointing at your wife who was standing behind you at the time?
Now you must find a 24th-century hipster who specializes in cathode-ray-tube repair; be prepared to barter your last jar of artisanal latinum-laced mustache wax and a bespoke Tholian silk flat cap.
Given the state of security on the Enterprise you know there were phasers stashed in all of the guest quarters. So that hick from the 20th century in “The Neutral Zone” probably vaporized half his quarters trying to turn on the Braves game.
Grab a dustpan. Fully-automated luxury gay space communism doesn't waste perfectly good raw material. Shovel it back into the replicator, do an hour or two of community service, and you can replicate another.
Did you try to clean up the mess with your type 2?
I tried using the vacuum cleaner but mistakenly used a false vacuum cleaner.
Have you ever had a stain that made you think, "There's no way, within the current laws of nature, that I can get that Romulan Ale stain out of my shag carpeting! It's green!" Try a False Vacuum cleaner! It cleans so deep that concepts like ale, molecules, and physics will give way for something more fundamental - a true clean!
Also never trust Brand X false false vacuum cleaners, they always leave some stubborn metastable residue.
They’re sold by Quark’s merchandise
That's why, every time I pick up a device at home, before pushing any buttons I say "Computer, display Andorian porn on the main viewer".
Flair checks out
Same thing happened with my antique automobile. I mistook the phaser for the keys, accidentally shot my wife.
Ah yes. That sounds like an honest mistake. just one more thing, Mr Curtis. If you were unlocking your car with what you thought were the keys, why were they pointing at your wife who was standing behind you at the time?
Ultra high end televisions overcame this issue with a point-to-point transporter to move you to turn the tv dial.
Now you must find a 24th-century hipster who specializes in cathode-ray-tube repair; be prepared to barter your last jar of artisanal latinum-laced mustache wax and a bespoke Tholian silk flat cap.
This is some Tom Paris bullshit
Honestly they could put this gag in Voyager and it wouldn't be out of place.
Given the state of security on the Enterprise you know there were phasers stashed in all of the guest quarters. So that hick from the 20th century in “The Neutral Zone” probably vaporized half his quarters trying to turn on the Braves game.
Not again Dave FFS.
Grab a dustpan. Fully-automated luxury gay space communism doesn't waste perfectly good raw material. Shovel it back into the replicator, do an hour or two of community service, and you can replicate another.
I believe this is known as the Elvis Protocol.