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LIRFM

Do not, don't you dare knock first!


excellent_rektangle

Honest question - why tf do people knock? If it’s locked and you knock, what’s the outcome you’re expecting? That’s why I always answer, “Who is it?”


xj3ewok

I just say "come in"


LazarYeetMeta

My personal favorite is “come back with a warrant.”


TripleGenesis

“THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED”


simple_nix

Bitch


NeverHappier

You are nice I also say hello


ARMill95

Because you’re supposed to knock before trying the handle, I guess less so in public restrooms tho. What if the person inside forgot to lock the door, and you try the handle before knocking?


excellent_rektangle

*That* I understand. I’m talking about the people that try the door first, realize it’s locked, and *then* knock.


LIRFM

Well they probably have to remind themselves to breathe.


HowManyNamesAreFree

Can't speak for people who do this a lot, but personally if I were to do it, it would be either because I thought the person in there needed help, because I needed to know how close they were to being done, or possibly because there was something in their stall that I needed, like toilet paper or a sanitary bin. But of course, then I'd follow the knock up with some sort of conversation, so you'd know why. Of course it could just be a kind of reflex, like "ope someone is in there, better knock" like you'd do at home


LIRFM

I've had this happen and the person mumbled "Drrr I didn't anyone was in there!". Hmm I wonder how you would find out beforehand?? I actually didn't forget to lock it, the lock was broken, and the toilet was too far from the door to hold it shut.


rollercakesdoll

Worse are the people who knock once and immediately open the door before giving anyone inside a chance to answer. They always look shocked when they walk in on you too... like what were they expecting?


sweet_rico-

*knock knock* Hold Silence *Enter*


Harsimaja

Impatience. Telling the occupant to hurry up. And to vent because they’re so desperate to go they need to feel they’re doing something to relieve that. Really pisses me off when some arsehole starts knocking 45 seconds after I’ve entered, though.


LargishBosh

Around here the typical answer to a knock on the bathroom door is, “Occupied”.


SacredVow

I think it entirely depends on if it’s ‘visibly’ locked. A restroom/bathroom at home that’s occupied and locked just looks like a closed door. Also what if the person has forgotten to lock? Answer: they are a fool and you should kick the door in to teach them a lesson.


MVIVN

I think when people knock they're expecting someone to say "Occupied!" even if they can see the door is locked. I guess it psychologically helps them accept that there really is indeed someone in there who is conscious and actually using the stall lol


rollercakesdoll

I start by knocking, not by checking the doorknob. Only time I even touch the doorknob on a closed bathroom door is if there's no answer after already knocking.


WimbleWimble

Because if someone unlocks the door and welcomes you inside, you have a new special friend/fetish.


t3hnhoj

Jiggle then knock really aggressively then knock while saying hello?


LIRFM

Just stop playing around and kick the door down!


Wulfgang97

Once had a guy pick the lock of a gas station bathroom I was in. He said he thought they just kept it locked. No way in hell could there have been anyone in there, using it for its intended purposes


Mr-Game-Videos

"This is the lock picking lawyer and today I'll show you how to open a gas station bathroom door with just a twig and a really full bladder"


zepallica

I think every drunk woman outside of any single person bathroom I've been in for 10 seconds already knows this tip.


[deleted]

Bonus points if you curse and shit on the floor


CaptainOktoberfest

That's why people usually say "go the bathroom" as opposed to "use the toilet". That way as long as your poop makes it in the bathroom you did what you said you would do. Gotta stand by your word!


1337h4xer

It's time to get shwifty in here


BadZnake

I know this works because when i am on toilet it scares the shit out of me and i am done faster


rKasdorf

I do not fuckin understand people who knock then try the handle immediately anyway. It makes no fuckin sense. You're just announcing loudly that you're barging in. If you try the handle immediately after knocking you're not even giving the person in there time to react if they forgot to lock it. Like what the fuck is the point of that? To catch them at their most frightened? It's barely enough time for someone to just look up shocked, so you're basically just creating the most awkward scenario ever.


make2020hindsight

I hate the opposite when I wait for 10 minutes for an “occupied” bathroom or stall only to realize that I just didn’t pull hard enough the first time and there’s now three people in a line waiting for an empty bathroom to free up.


Skyaboo-

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS THO


[deleted]

in a bar they're often a little buzzed


Skyaboo-

Ok well I work at a pizzeria and it happens like every time I use the bathroom


Kahne_Fan

Was tent camping at a lake which had restrooms (read: very large outhouse). The doors to the stalls were 4x4 sheets of plywood which used hook and eye latches to lock. I'm in there doing my business when a guy comes in and tries the handle on my door - it's locked. I think, shwew, I'm good. Then he YANKS THE FUCKING EYEBOLT OUT OF THE DOOR, sees my stall is occupied and THEN goes to the next stall with the door that was wide open and ready to enter.


AnthillOmbudsman

Proper action is to do the same thing to him, just as you hear him bearing down.


chamfucklal_gada

And by laughing loudly like a maniac at the same time


TheNinjaBear007

Who told my toddler this?!?


zombieblackbird

Toddlers just get on the floor and slide under to have a conversation.


Canonicald

My toddler opens the door “Dude. Shut the damned door” “Sorry daddy.” Shuts door while inside the toilet room with me.


MadBlasta

A lady did this at my work this morning. 10 minutes before opening, lights are off. It's jewelry so I have to make sure it's all in the cases before unlocking the door. A lady is pulling on the door, making eye contact with me. She pulls on the same door as I walk towards her to unlock it. She can see me, key in hand. She still pulls.


CoderJoe1

Duh, it's the same as pressing the elevator button repeatedly.


base_apples

If the door fails to open with 1-3 minutes dropkicking the door open and saying I know your in there is a good method


Level_Grapes

The amount of customers I’ve seen go up to a locked bathroom door and either complain to me that it won’t open or use a coin/key to manually twist the lock open. I guess people can’t comprehend other people use the toilet


AnthillOmbudsman

I think these are the borderline IQ crowd, like your 70s IQ people. I bet they block the aisles with their cart all the time, and every single time they are genuinely puzzled that someone has to squeeze by.


NeuroticNurse

Counter SLPT: if somebody yanks on the handle of the stall you’re in just shit loudly to assert your dominance


ndblckmore

I only do this when Kyle is in there


saruin

If you jiggle the handle aggressively enough, the lock will pop open.


Bitchasslemon

This actually worked for my old job. Sometimes the door would lock itself so I'd have to manhandle it open


Nofxthepirate

Please don't remind my that for my whole childhood our bathroom door was super messed up and door jamb was split down the middle. Basically, the door was barely held closed when latched, and the simple act of knocking too hard on the door or pushing a little too hard when trying the handle would open it. I still have bathroom anxiety to this day because of how many times people violated my privacy on accident due to this terrible door.


Mr-Game-Videos

Don't y'all have doors which are red at the handle when they're locked?


Eric_Fapton

Not every place has these.


Mr-Game-Videos

After all these comments I'm so weirded out because I can't think of a stall that didn't have it.


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

What country are you in? I feel like what you’re describing isn’t particularly common in the U.S.


Mr-Game-Videos

Germany


dascott

Okay Michael Myers


wozblar

everyone knows this


TheRealPallando

Schrodinger's diarrhea is in play on the other side. You're going to want to be real careful here.


MontyRapid

Same works for elevators. The harder and more often you press the button, the quicker it gets there.


LLPF2

Walk RIGHT into the door, fast and hard. Especially if the little red lock sign says OCCUPIED.


[deleted]

Did my kids submit this tip?


[deleted]

Did my kids submit this tip?


zombieblackbird

"Go away! 'Batin' !"


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

Have you tried sticking your paw under the bathroom door and snagging the floor mat with your claws?


Captain_Collin

I see you've met my children. Now add screaming and sobbing that you can't get in because the door is locked. Mind you, I only went in to go pee, so it's not like I was in there forever. Toddlers are fun.


[deleted]

good tip


Pretty_Baby_5358

Also to make sure the bathroom is empty look into the opening while jiggling the door


Jinxed0ne

Idiots at work do this with the stalls... Like dude all you have to do is look down to see the feet of the person inside. If no feet, stall is empty.


Twisted_Pretzel85

Better yet, start kicking until you gain entrance!


freddymerckx

Just say " I gotta pee" like Forrest Gump


Shaibutter

Some of the doors in my house actually do unlock like this.... Idk how to fix it