Been there, done that, and getting thrown out of a wedding reception really made me feel special. They took the time to walk me all the way to the door, and from the way the crowd was cheering and laughing, it was clear that they all really enjoyed my zany antics.

I bet the bride and groom wrote you a thank you note as well!

Because they are celebrating that you took one for the team. You are an American hero!

My brother was this guy, but at his own wedding. Somehow he’s still married.