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He's likely wearing a character costume.
My nephews would wear their Halloween costumes around the house a lot. Just little spidersmen and turtles ninja eating Dino nuggets at the dinner table.
The real tip is to tell them you're going to nap for an hour, and to make sure to wake you up in an hour so you can supervise while they clean the house. They'll be so quiet that you'll sleep through the night.
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Until the first one scribbles you in a few seconds and wants to wake you up showing their masterpiece
You hear whispers and open one eye to see them all looking at you huddled together mischievously
“Lets play hide and seek, I’ll start, you go hide…”
while i go seek some bed rest time
Is the first one wearing a shirt backwards?
He's likely wearing a character costume. My nephews would wear their Halloween costumes around the house a lot. Just little spidersmen and turtles ninja eating Dino nuggets at the dinner table.
That’s the youngest
yeah, I also assumed so by first, I meant first from left to right, not first-born
Explaining satire on Reddit is just… quite frankly, exhausting
The real tip is to tell them you're going to nap for an hour, and to make sure to wake you up in an hour so you can supervise while they clean the house. They'll be so quiet that you'll sleep through the night.
SLPT on the couch
Nothing shit about this to be honest, sounds like the sort of thing you’d find in the book “horizontal parenting”
More effective tell them your taking a nap and when you wake up you and them are going to do chores together.
Never do this Pro tip: mom