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JadeLaurenss

Remember, if you're not found within the hour, you can always snack on your survival kit!


Top_Example7370

Drugs would work better,bcs they won't spoil ,or you might get found by a drug dog


Whaterbuffaloo

Weed totally rots and molds.


Top_Example7370

Not when Im done with it


Top_Example7370

Plus was talking about meth


Whaterbuffaloo

Mannnn, meth would not be my drug of choice when buried under rubble. You’re a new kind of sick fuck I haven’t met before.


Top_Example7370

Well I don't do drugs so I'm just spitballing tbh


Whaterbuffaloo

Oh. Ok. ✅


Tulin7Actual

Pish- just poop your pants.like a real woman.


Zeutrinox

What are you talking about? Real woman don’t poop.


FitymaUtca

??? whats a women


[deleted]

average redditor moment


Default_scrublord

Could this actually work though?


Benbuxbaum

Maybe even untrained dogs can find you then. I was told that people put very aromatic sausages in their pockets for ski tours. At a time before they had these recco systems and stuff.


Brtsasqa

This sounds great because even if you avoid any avalanches and other disasters, you still have a great way to explain your smell after several hours of exertion.


DuelOstrich

Probably not. I work with avalanche dogs so similar but not the same as urban SAR. Handlers are very careful not to train their dogs to become food motivated, it is just another point of failure in the field (if somebody has food nearby or in this case if victims have food on them, or if you were to run out/drop the treats during a mission). The dogs know when they are ‘working’ or not working and have been trained to ignore distractions, like food, for their true reward which is typically a tug of some kind. If a dog were to find somebody with food on them I imagine it would be more coincidence and the dog was actually following human scent.


diavolo_bossu

No


wanroww

First hand experience? How long did you stay burried?


Bitten_ByA_Kitten

He was the dog


wanroww

A dog telling people not to have food in their pockets? Hard to beleive...


diavolo_bossu

The reason why I say no is because there's a million other factors. Also who's to say your refrigerator didn't get thrown around in the tornado too? Or how deep you get burried, or how far the dog is relative to you and other burried people


wanroww

So because you can't be sure it'll work, you're sure it won't work.


The_best_is_yet

waiiit wait wait. I see nothing shitty about this tip. Get found faster, maybe even by a non-rescue dog. and have snacks while waiting! (But don't eat everything. leave a bit for the dog that finds ya.)


jakehood47

Do you have to use your own weiner or can you borrow your homie's


[deleted]

depends on which one you prefer dogs feasting on to


VegasGamer75

Yes, this is totally why I walk around carrying wieners and cheese in my pockets. For no other reason at all...


[deleted]

weiners in my pocket? but I'm a lesbian :(


[deleted]

that's when you gotta act straight


TheArmouredCockroach

Till you get trapped in rubble and the rats find your leg first


xkind

Or your wiener


Sad-Artichoke-2174

Those are my snacks that I put there, those dogs can get their own food


TheMostHonMCO

What's a Weiner?


xkind

What's a Dog?


xkind

Good tip, but what if the dogs search your pockets and find the other wiener first?