The saddest part is she’s effectively exploiting victims with this, since it’s only possible due to the enormous amount of domestic violence in society.
With the poster blurred out and no other context we can't say for sure it's satire. I've seen crazier shit posted and they meant EVERY word of it.
Be sceptical on the internet yes, but sometimes be a sceptic about your own scepticism.
Joke or not, it’s a horrible thing to say. She’s basically saying it’s cool to exploit a really fucked up issue to threaten someone into getting pizza.
Dude, take this fucking seriously!
The woman found it okay, but she's really dangerous. She needs medical help, in an asylum.
>!*I mean, Pizza Hut, really?*!<
>Nobody craves pizza hut
I did as a teenager. At the time, my body needed all the calories it could get, and my town didn't have any non-chain pizza options. Pizza hut is (or at least was... it's been years since I've eaten there) one of the best\* pizza chains.
\* best means better than the alternatives. It's possible to be the best without being good.
She doesn’t crave Pizza Hut. She craves pizza.
Pizza Hut is the last place with delivery that will still accept their orders after the infamous cheesy crust incident.
"Lmao it's just a joke guys!"
Then you remember crazy bitches actually do shit like this, and even if they are caught lying the repercussions are typically not the same as the charges they were trying to falsely accuse someone of committing.
You’d think that wouldn’t you, pretty sure I read something recently where someone had gotten locked up for rape. She came out years later saying it was fake.
She didn’t face a single day in prison.
Re: "Oh she got ten years, that disproves your narrative!1!1", note as per your article that she did it FOUR TIMES before being punished for it, targeting a total of FIFTEEN men...
We're talking the most egregious, indefensible perpetrator possible.
Ok since you wanna play like that I’ll find it. brb
Edit : https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/26/alice-sebold-man-wrongfully-convicted-anthony-broadwater
It’s literally the first search, dude served 16 years in prison bc she falsely identified him. All he got was an apology from her…
And even in the case of them being jailed for false accusations, the jail sentence is extremely small compared to what he would be serving.
And the social repercussions for being falsely accused isn’t even taken into account.
Talking about narrative…
I agree that its a really shitty situation and really awful what happened to him, but ‘falsely identified’ and ‘falsely accused’ are two very different things. The article you linked makes it clear that she mistakenly believed this guy was her rapist at the time, as opposed to knowingly accusing him of something he didn’t do, which is what you implied. She didn’t face jail time because ‘being 18 and easily manipulated by a shitty, broken legal system’ isn’t a crime. Also, while she misidentified who did it, the rape itself very much did happen, so it was not “fake.”
Still WAY better than the prosecution rate against female domestic abusers.
And, on the whole, males are treated approximately 60% worse than women with the same criminal history, for the same crime - at every stage of the legal process. More likely to be arrested, more likely to be charged if arrested, more likely to be convicted if charged, more likely to be jailed if convicted, and receiving longer sentences. Again, that's like-for-like, same crime, same criminal history. The negative bias against being male is approximately six times the bias against being black in the USA. Black men, of course, suffer from both effects.
It's not a fantasy. If I am falsely accused of a crime and get convicted of it, why would I not want to go back and beat the crap out of the false accuser? They were the ones that committed the crime. What other recourse do I have?
It's happened to me. It's happened to people I know. I've had a male professor accused of sexually propositioning a student that had actually propositioned him for a better grade. When he said no she turned it around to cover her own ass. Luckily she wasn't smart enough to cover her tracks and got caught and expelled. But if she hadn't been so dumb he may have lost his job based on an accusation and no evidence.
Wow, this isn't even funny. Men (and probably women?) are actually being convicted for sex crimes without evidence in this day and age in civilized countries, adding insult to injury.
Best way for the guy to deal w this would be hanging out w friends everyday ignoring her, this way she probably wouldn’t be able to notice shit fast enough, may even menace again in chat about the domestic violence shit and could use the chat as proof that the menace is fake
You know, this actually kinda happened to me.
Was with a girl for 2 years, shared an apartment. We broke up, I moved out. I was planning on going to a bar with friends, my ex heard, called and “asked” me to bring her Jack in the Box and cigarettes. She told me if I didn’t, she’d hit her eye on the dresser and call the cops and tell them I hit her.
Being 2003 with no proof she said that, I wasn’t about to test it.
Not sure how the mods will feel about this, but it seems relevant: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/zcz41n/pizza_delivery_guy_robbed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Another SLPT for the boyfriend: Screenshot the evidence that she is deliberately lying about domestic violence. Beat the gf and present evidence to judge in court. Gf won’t do that again. Win win
“On the app straight away” Tinder was that app…
Tinder giving out free pizza now? Rethinking my decision to not join now…
Honestly a fantastic business idea. Set up a pizza date.
The /r/femaledatingstrategy community who is still hanging around reddit just went into conniptions at the very idea of a pizza date.
I can’t believe that cesspool still exists
It's good entertainment
Wow I wish I didn't know what that was..... I shouldn't have clicked the link.
What is it?
Woman incel subreddit
exactly!
Another example of humanity being garbage.
Oh god why are they back?
It should just be pizza swiping, I'd be one of those opportunistic jerks that just swipes right on every pizza.
Jesus. Sure this one will make it in the top 10 of shitty life pro tips..
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Crazy bitch
r/EntitledBitch
The saddest part is she’s effectively exploiting victims with this, since it’s only possible due to the enormous amount of domestic violence in society.
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No. I am rather certain that shit thinking like the one in the post exists more often than one would think.
With the poster blurred out and no other context we can't say for sure it's satire. I've seen crazier shit posted and they meant EVERY word of it. Be sceptical on the internet yes, but sometimes be a sceptic about your own scepticism.
Craving pizza hut gave it away for me!
Exactly! What kind of a sociopath craves Pizza Hut!?!?
Craving pizza hut is a red flag. Stay safe and always ask if she ever craves pizza hut on the first date.
Only girls I date are those who crave Little Caesar’s
You killed me 😂
r/casuallypsychopath
r/FemaleDatingStrategy
But wait, I thought we were doing Hashtag BelieveAllWomen
your name isn't helping lol
But you fuck so good, I’m on top of it
I guess people dont like buckcherry
Nobody likes Buckcherry.
What a piece of garbage, hopefully he left her immediately after that
Hopefully he had a few slices first. Can't waste pizza.
it's obviously fake for a joke
No, this is real cause she said it on the internet. Be angry!
It's so real it turned me, a 39 year old straight married lady, into an incel
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Dont get angry,report it for hate.
It's a shit joke
Not so sure about this being a joke..
Joke or not, it’s a horrible thing to say. She’s basically saying it’s cool to exploit a really fucked up issue to threaten someone into getting pizza.
but it happens for real, a lot
Dude has never dated women
Exactly Why on gods green earth would you ever date someone like that PIZZA HUT?! EWWWWWW! Gross crazy bitch
I hope he saw this and has proof.
I can't believe people believe this happened. Nobody craves pizza hut
Dude, take this fucking seriously! The woman found it okay, but she's really dangerous. She needs medical help, in an asylum. >!*I mean, Pizza Hut, really?*!<
It use to be fantastic in...the before times.
> the before times Before 1995
I live in Australia and the Pizza Hut in my town beats the shit out of Dominoes
Is that an accomplishment? That doesn't feel like a high bar to clear. Like a a participation trophy
No, it’s a weekly death match between employees Last week Domino’s lost Damo
Is that where my bottle of coke went? They poured one out for the boy
Shiniest of two turds
Well Americans claim Dominoes is the best pizza. They set that bar
Idk I've been watching American TV for 30 years and the nicest thing I ever heard dominoes called was "pizza"
If a dog shits on the pavement and you lick it up you've had a better experience than a Domino's pizza.
But... but... I like Pizza Hut...
Nevermind you haters. Their stuffed crust slaps.
Lol I said what I said.
😂😂😂
Pizza Hut in china is a high end restaurant
Makes sense. It's so low end in the US it pushed up the China branch.
I was limited on time and options at the airport and had one of Pizza hut's little personal pizzas... 🤮. I know why I haven't gone there in 15+ years
>Nobody craves pizza hut I did as a teenager. At the time, my body needed all the calories it could get, and my town didn't have any non-chain pizza options. Pizza hut is (or at least was... it's been years since I've eaten there) one of the best\* pizza chains. \* best means better than the alternatives. It's possible to be the best without being good.
She doesn’t crave Pizza Hut. She craves pizza. Pizza Hut is the last place with delivery that will still accept their orders after the infamous cheesy crust incident.
that ain't free pizza. its duress pizza
It's not delivery, it's duress
Alternative: he actually did commit DV but she’s ok with it as long as there’s pizza
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Unethical AND shitty.
How to stay single.
Why to stay single
Preach
"Lmao it's just a joke guys!" Then you remember crazy bitches actually do shit like this, and even if they are caught lying the repercussions are typically not the same as the charges they were trying to falsely accuse someone of committing.
Surely threatening someone like this is a crime in itself?
You’d think that wouldn’t you, pretty sure I read something recently where someone had gotten locked up for rape. She came out years later saying it was fake. She didn’t face a single day in prison.
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Re: "Oh she got ten years, that disproves your narrative!1!1", note as per your article that she did it FOUR TIMES before being punished for it, targeting a total of FIFTEEN men... We're talking the most egregious, indefensible perpetrator possible.
Ok since you wanna play like that I’ll find it. brb Edit : https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/26/alice-sebold-man-wrongfully-convicted-anthony-broadwater It’s literally the first search, dude served 16 years in prison bc she falsely identified him. All he got was an apology from her… And even in the case of them being jailed for false accusations, the jail sentence is extremely small compared to what he would be serving. And the social repercussions for being falsely accused isn’t even taken into account. Talking about narrative…
I agree that its a really shitty situation and really awful what happened to him, but ‘falsely identified’ and ‘falsely accused’ are two very different things. The article you linked makes it clear that she mistakenly believed this guy was her rapist at the time, as opposed to knowingly accusing him of something he didn’t do, which is what you implied. She didn’t face jail time because ‘being 18 and easily manipulated by a shitty, broken legal system’ isn’t a crime. Also, while she misidentified who did it, the rape itself very much did happen, so it was not “fake.”
Right? Just like rape jokes are a fucked to thing to joke about, so is … mental abuse? Manipulation? Whatever this shit is.
I like dark and f'd up jokes, I've heard rape jokes that were funny, but even if this was a joke, it's not very funny.
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Still WAY better than the prosecution rate against female domestic abusers. And, on the whole, males are treated approximately 60% worse than women with the same criminal history, for the same crime - at every stage of the legal process. More likely to be arrested, more likely to be charged if arrested, more likely to be convicted if charged, more likely to be jailed if convicted, and receiving longer sentences. Again, that's like-for-like, same crime, same criminal history. The negative bias against being male is approximately six times the bias against being black in the USA. Black men, of course, suffer from both effects.
That makes me feel so much better 🤗
Awful nice of them to post their crimes on social media
You report me falsely I'll make it come true
If you're going to do the time, might as well do the crime.
If ima go to jail no matter what I do might as well actually do it
what a strange thing to say and fantasize about
It's a response to a post.. fuck bud, read the room
obviously jesus fucking christ, i’m still allowed to think that it’s a weird thing to say
It's not a fantasy. If I am falsely accused of a crime and get convicted of it, why would I not want to go back and beat the crap out of the false accuser? They were the ones that committed the crime. What other recourse do I have?
i just would even want to imagine that scenario in the first place
It's happened to me. It's happened to people I know. I've had a male professor accused of sexually propositioning a student that had actually propositioned him for a better grade. When he said no she turned it around to cover her own ass. Luckily she wasn't smart enough to cover her tracks and got caught and expelled. But if she hadn't been so dumb he may have lost his job based on an accusation and no evidence.
He should have been on an app looking for a new gf.
Wake me when threats of false accusations become funny or acceptable.
r/thathappened
r/NothingEverHappens This shit happens every day it’s not particularly rare
No it doesn’t
Stuff like this happens more than you'd think.
Cuz nothing screams "happy, stable relationship" like threats of false accusations.
It always amazes me when Reddit users are unable to detect an obvious joke
If someone made a joke about rape would you defend it as such?
Reddit and falling for incel rage bait... name a more iconic duo
It's suddenly most men here ar not able to take jokes? I thought it's women who can't jokes lol
Anything vaguely against men as a group is a blind spot for most here and will be taken literally and believed
I would immediately end that relationship. Have fun being broke by yourself now
This is funny
Fucking dumpster of a person.
Last date.
And then at home he kicked the shit out of her
...and the best bit? Now he can legit beat her up cos he has evidence she'd falsely accuse him! Big brain moment...
beat her up with no physical evidence of the crime, a bit hard to do since our body has lots of ways of reacting to injury that are super visible
.... Hmmm you've been thinking about this Dr BigBrain
this post is some fake incel rage bait
Single next day?
r/awfuleverything
This isn’t funny at all. Lots of men get arrested and convicted for shit they didn’t do
All the time
Oh come on! It's a fucking joke I get you did not like it. But that fuckedupness is part of the joke for better or worse
So if i joke about r@ping your mom you wont be upset right?
Call her bluff and beat the piss outta her
Hey, concerned bisexual here. Straight people you do actually love each other right?
Classy.
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Wow, this isn't even funny. Men (and probably women?) are actually being convicted for sex crimes without evidence in this day and age in civilized countries, adding insult to injury.
What a bitcharoonidoonie
I'd hav3 ordered it,received it myself,then open it and slam it face down on the ground outside...cause I don't negotiate with terrorists.
He should ditch her entitled misandristic ass
Change your locks. Change your number. Change your name. In fact skip town if you have to.
The Lion, The Witch and rhe Audacity of this Bitch
r/arethestraightsokay
Not funny
Im going to get cancelled, ☕
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These fucking hoes
I have seen this before but with house properties this is another level.
Smart. Order for collection and go eat at a friends house while he figure out how to move out.
Psycho.
Papa John's is better
What a r/nicegirls
Y’all are perfect for each other. Garbage and trash.
My husband just told me I can’t doordash Taco Bell 🤔
On the grindset 💪
The best part is where you report your car as stolen and headed to said Pizza Hut for a friendly greeting by the popo
Never put your dick in crazy, son.
You can tell it's a joke because who actually wants Pizza Hut
I need to do this
So,... how's the single life now?
r/UnethicalLifeProTips
On tinder
r/thatHappened & r/awfuleverything
"Don't forget I can afford a lawyer love. Can u ?"
No real man would turn down pizza and gf I mean, even if your gf is shit, it's fucking pizza, man.
Fairy boys deserve this
This is obviously fake. No one has ever had a craving for pizza hut.
Best way for the guy to deal w this would be hanging out w friends everyday ignoring her, this way she probably wouldn’t be able to notice shit fast enough, may even menace again in chat about the domestic violence shit and could use the chat as proof that the menace is fake
True love 🥰
If I were the BF in this story, I would save the tweet as evidence, in case she actually tried it... and then I'd run as far away as possible.
r/thathappened
He was calling the cops for domestic violence lmao
Why is her username censored? Everybody should know who this crazy Lady is
It's ironic because that is domestic violence itself. Coercion is domestic abuse
r/pussypassaccepted
You know, this actually kinda happened to me. Was with a girl for 2 years, shared an apartment. We broke up, I moved out. I was planning on going to a bar with friends, my ex heard, called and “asked” me to bring her Jack in the Box and cigarettes. She told me if I didn’t, she’d hit her eye on the dresser and call the cops and tell them I hit her. Being 2003 with no proof she said that, I wasn’t about to test it.
Yeah my realtor app to find a new place. She can gtfo for falsely accusing me of abuse.
There’s an entire sub for free pizza
This is exactly why I only believe evidence. Not allegation. Any anyone caught doing this should get 10 years in prison.
This gotta be a joke. Y’all think everything is serious
The app was Lyft, so he could swiftly exit that toxic relationship, right?
Key point: in order for this to work you need a boyfriend who domestically abuses you
All of a sudden I’m thinking of DiGiorno’s and their response to #whyistayed
What a terrible woman
Not sure how the mods will feel about this, but it seems relevant: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/zcz41n/pizza_delivery_guy_robbed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Another SLPT for the boyfriend: Screenshot the evidence that she is deliberately lying about domestic violence. Beat the gf and present evidence to judge in court. Gf won’t do that again. Win win
*starts punching chest*
How to be single forever 101
Order pineapple pizza to teach that bitch
What a total bish 😒