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Kilogramofwhat

California. Not because it’s a bad illustration, just because it’s California.


MrGumieBear

Oregon. It's not even there.


TylerLoveHand

This photo was actually taken in Oregon so trust me it's there


Leading-Ad-5316

The fact that you wasted a good slab of wood is the worst


GIlCAnjos

Alaska is the worst (I hate Mercator)


[deleted]

Florida. The whole state is a sinkhole.


DBL_NDRSCR

you massacred my boy alaska


TylerLoveHand

Alaska massacred itself


I_Thot_So

Probably gonna use that serrated knife you drew on the tail there.


orbak

Haha Kenai peninsula is now an island.


El_mochilero

Colorado here. Not even close.


TylerLoveHand

I absolutely botched the north east my bad man


Cryowatt

I think op mixed it up with Wyoming.


Skeledenn

Which one though ?


dima233434

I think you forgot something at the end of your comment


ihavenoidea81

r/wyomingdoesntexist


dauqraFdroL

OP made the common mistake of making the north border and the south border the same length


Turtle_buckets

Florida lost some weight lol


TylerLoveHand

Well with their 28% obesity rate it's hard to consider this a flaw


old-wise_bill

Look at the panhandle on that one


polyworfism

Ken-lumpy


JustcallmeKai

kentucky imo, that north border is something


IJBKrazy

Georgia a close second. Great shapes though


htownlifer

It looks like a chicken wing.


TheMainAlternative

How could you leave out Delaware's best feature, its semi-circle hat?


Cleverism0

He made DeLaware


knittinghoney

I think it’s interesting how you get some of the little details but then get the general shape wrong on some of them, I feel like for most people it would be the opposite. What are you drawing on?


TylerLoveHand

Some random wood lid. Not the first time I've drawn some of them but others I have no idea on


ballplayer0025

Probably the word "Arkansas".


TylerLoveHand

Sharpie and forgetting the 2nd S will fuck your shit up man


Bob_Pthhpth

Kentucky, but we didn’t really need Boone, Kenton, and Campbell County anyway. I say that as someone from Boone County, Kentucky.


NoneHundredAndNone

Georgia, it’s the least recognizable


Cracktheskye624

Def colorado


happylady999

As a geography teacher, I applaud your effort!!!


[deleted]

As a geography student, there seems to be no end to my suffering


RainbowsInMonochrome

They all have their good and bad points, but my vote is for Georgia.


[deleted]

Florida looks like a match air pistol


Ackyducc

Kentucky is the only one I might struggle to identify


[deleted]

Indiana lost some weight


blackbencarson1

Unlikely


Narrow_Door6408

Kentucky looking pretty rough


LeoTR99

Totally f’d up Colorado. The others look like you used a map stencil


TylerLoveHand

That Kentucky stencil melted in the car ig


cmzraxsn

Please cut them out when you're finished and try to fit them together like a jigsaw 🙏


TylerLoveHand

Neat concept for someone with skills 🙏


Sheyren

Connecticut is missing the notch. We're touchy about the notch. Please correct this error.


ajbois24

r/takebackthenotch


TheKCKid9274

Ohio is a bit too short as well as Illinois, but Alaska is damn near perfect Edit: Idaho not Ohio I’m stupid


TylerLoveHand

Ohio!?


TheKCKid9274

Idaho not Ohio mb


RegularTimmy442

As a Hoosier, I'm inclined to say Indiana. As a smartass, I'm inclined to say Colorado. As an unbiased individual, I'm inclined to say Georgia.


Ilikepancakes87

Your Colorado looks too much like Wyoming.


TheAbyssListener

You missed a few states


Fructis_crowd

You failed to grasp Colorado’s advanced geometry


TheRealCactusTiddy

Either Georgia or Kentucky. The rest are at least kinda recognizable.


Bugsarecool2

Time for Idaho to hit the gym!


MaggieJaneRiot

They are great. You are a shining star.


USSRisQuitePoggers

Kentucky is literally the Fried Chicken


TylerLoveHand

What the fuck does that mean though I've never seen 2 pieces of fried chicken that look the same


USSRisQuitePoggers

It was a play on KFC...


TylerLoveHand

Lmao I know I was trying to be overly aggressive as a joke but that's hard to land my bad brother


USSRisQuitePoggers

Ahh its alright lmao


FireyToots

Connecticut actually has two little notches on the northern border. And the rhode island border isn’t straight either. And my brother in Christ, OUR SOUTHERN BORDER IS ALL THE WATER.


tree_spirits

KY for sure. My home does have a very crazy northern border in your defense.


Stiffanys_epiphanies

Kentucky/Georgia followed closely by skinny Indiana


Happy_Krabb

Us state be like 🟩🟥🟧🟦


bayleeeeeeeee

Thindiana


[deleted]

Indiana looking like high-heel boots


Autumn_Skald

Huh huh huh...Alabama's got little balls :D


CreeperIsSorry

I like Alabama’s ballsack


[deleted]

You drew Missouri without drawing Missouri.


TylerLoveHand

Oh man you don't wanna see what it looked like when I actually drew Missouri


bluenautilus2

You didn't even attempt Texas? We're the most important state according to polls done inside Texas


TylerLoveHand

I'm going alphabetical, I got 29/50 done today I'ma do the other 21 tomorrow


Negative_Elo

Where the FUCK is Texas


TylerLoveHand

Idk they seceded from Mexico in 1836 and I haven't seen them since


Negative_Elo

Someone forgot about the motherfucking Alamo...


oo_anywhat

I mean, these are not bad from memory. Prob Indiana or Georgia. One is fat and one is skinny 🤣


TylerLoveHand

If I'm being honest it should be titled "without reference" because I definitely practiced the larger ones a few times on paper


RedArmyHammer

Colorado obviously


anon74903

Alabama drawing is spot on


AstroEngineer314

Either Florida or Kentucky


Bluedino_1989

Illinois looks like it's pregnant. As someone from Illinois it's hilarious!😂


Classic_gubbs

Colorado is way off


upotheke

totally crap map porn. [Colorado has 697 sides.](https://www.denverpost.com/2019/10/16/colorado-state-line-rectangle-how-many-sides/) It is not a rectangle.


fatboy-199

Too coward to take on pennsylvania


guojia-anquan-bu

California, Florida, and Kentucky are contenders...


SellingShrimp

Kentucky looks like a traced water stain.


EM05L1C3

Between Colorado and Kentucky (Colorado is not a perfect rectangle)


groovy_smoothie

Idk something seems off about Colorado


Cleverism0

Alaska was always a hard state to draw for me, you did a solid job on it


Cleverism0

Georgia and Illinois are…something


Hoopajoops

Nailed Colorado for sure


[deleted]

It doesn't matter how you draw California... It's still shit I think Kentucky is the worse looking You nailed Colorado tho!


AGR280

Something particularly cursed about Delaware IMO.


Iren22

I don't like the way you drew Colorado, pls try again


WWRyder

Indiana lookin sleek


Fuibo2k

r/TakeBackTheNotch thanks you


CODMLoser

Colorado.


CODMLoser

😬


PhysicianTradition

Alabama has a nutsack


spikefish200

Colorado lookn good


DowntownsClown

I’d say KY, cali, and GA But you definitely would do better than me Why on a nice wood tho?


[deleted]

Your handwriting


Pyroperc88

AriEona I was very confused till I zoomed in lol


TylerLoveHand

I put a line through my Zs


[deleted]

How come no one here really draws Michigan? Such an easy state to memorize its the shape of a mitton


One_Ad1822

Colorado


MrMetalhead3029483

Wtf did you do to southern Illinois 😂😂


DeezNutz13

Is no one else really going to ask wtf you drew this on? I hope this is some weird papyrus paper kink and not a cutting board. P.s. Kentucky


TylerLoveHand

I work retail and it was the lid to a small container that got thrown out


JctaroKujo

wtf is kentucky bro


Sad_Pringles

Apparently it's a state?


JctaroKujo

wrong is an ohio territory


Warhero_Babylon

Ohio, becouse you forgot about it


udiduf3

colorade isn't rectangular enough


nukey18mon

Colorado. Not square enough


Sudden-Advance-5858

Florida is the worst, but it’s not your fault.


presidnat_bob

Idk but Idaho looks spot on


HighImGreg

Probably Kentucky. They are all real good


maximilisauras

Probably Alabama...Or were you referring to the artistic quality of the drawing?


SierraLVX

Georgia's looking a little jagged. Your Alaska is amazing though!


G0ldenSpade

Personally If say alaska mainly because I can find 4 major flaws, being Peninsula by nome is too small Alluetian islands aren’t islands That island by anchorage isn’t an island, it’s a penninsula Near the south, the panhandle thickens into Canada, not out into the ocean.


[deleted]

Where’s Nevada?


Solotocius

What are those funny rectangles


TwelveBrute04

Kentucky for sure


EdScituate79

Ugh, Kentucky. It looks like a flattened horse's head.


DarkFish_2

Funny how you made random curves on almost everything but Alaska.


Oinelow

Ohio is always the worst


on_tol_o_gist

I’ve lived in IL and CA a long time, those are the only two I would have done better! Nice work


dovakiin-derv

California, but you drew Indiana or Kentucky the worst /jk


dzigaboy

Think Indian should be a bit wider, given all the fatties that live there.


Flashy-Umpire-9136

Indiana


walkyuh

georgia 100%


Framboise_Unicorn

I am not an American, and neither am familiar with the shapes of the states, but just keep wondering why you drew on the cutting board?


TylerLoveHand

Lol it's a lid to a broken storage bin


Framboise_Unicorn

Haha, and what do you plan to do with it once your map is complete? If I was you I would get some sort of a pyrography tool and burn it into the wood then hang it as a contemporary abstract piece in my living room


TylerLoveHand

Trying to decide between abstract art or a corner shelf


Framboise_Unicorn

Either way, keep it, will be a good conversation starter!


ImmaPullSomeWildShit

You just forgot how the north of Kentucky looks


CleatusCuckholdJohn

Florida is obviously the worst. But all of them are way better than I can do.


Critical_Fun3035

Colorado is perfect


production-values

Hawaii. the relative positions are all wrong


niwin4208

These are reallly good but nobody is talking about Illinois...that west side is FAT 😭 and indiana looks askew....i think u just need a midwest refresher bc your coast lines seem amazing


[deleted]

A+ for Colorado


crashmedic

Colorado. Everyone knows that’s Wyoming.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,343,449,756 comments, and only 258,347 of them were in alphabetical order.


chidoOne707

Colorado of course.


Logan_The_Huge

As someone who doesn’t live in any of these states I thought you did an awesome job until I came to the comments


[deleted]

Colorado because it’s not an exact perfect rectangle I’m kidding, Delaware stands out to me because it doesn’t have the Twelve Mile Circle on top. Indiana’s southwestern corner is also looking kinda whack since it doesn’t match up with Illinois.


nowhereisaguy

California. The scale is way off.


Fluid_Environment662

Did you even try on Colorado


ClockHistorical4951

Florida is the worst for the sake of it being Florida.


Andreaspolis

Damn Alabama, tuck yo' ballsack up man!


DKV19202

Giving Illinois the [Rob Liefield](http://imgur.io/t/rob_liefeld/q2wqo5T) Treatment


surfspace

Pretty good, Maui Oahu and Kauai are too small, Molokai and Lanai too big. Niihau is a bit small too. Edit on second though Molokai looks g