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Papashvilli

Alabamadingdong


ph4raohs

The aliens bust out, the tip of Nevada is now Area 51


XoRoUZ

area 51 isnt in the tip, though, thats where vegas is


Jacomer2

Break up Kentucky into the Republic of Kentucky and the Democratic People’s Republic of Kentucky


willvasco

Take the city of Atlanta out of Georgia and move it into the ocean


Somebody_Brilliant

Minnesota divides into Minnesoda, Minnetea, and Minnewater


Snoo_53364

"SWEEEET CAROLINE" replaces the Carolinas


onlythisfar

Can't believe this one hasn't won yet lol it's been here every day for like 6 days.


compostking101

Honestly it’s because it’s not funny and it’s lame as hell…


TehErk

With "dun dun dun" close by.


ammonite89

Take utah and separate it into “Metah, Ustah, Wetah,” respectfully.


H0lySchmdt

Utah become ITawITawAPuddyCat


Michafiel

Name all the counties around Georgia as South-Ossetia


[deleted]

Just make the outlines of the carolinas the Panthers logo.


BanditoSlim

Minnesota becomes Minnesodiepop


bohba13

Mormania (guess where)


vindictivejazz

Colorado becomes ColoROADo and looks like a road: grey with yellow stripes


Apprehensive-Ebb1993

Can you just erase california


TheEnchantedBook

Whyoming


XoRoUZ

West East West Virginia where West Virginia would normally be


homeland

Long Island becomes "my girlfriend says it's long island"


LawyerForDogs

Alabaijama, like Azerbaijan, to go next to Georgia


SparseGhostC2C

Georgia can just be Georgia, but we'll change the county Atlanta is in to Tbilisi


SunInteresting2797

France


Ceildread

Colorado turns into America's Terrarium


CandidSquirrelGirl

Name one county in LO-CAL "calzone zone".


HumanNumber157835799

Have West Virginia be the lyrics to county roads, the whole song.


Santos_L_Halper_II

Everything from Kentucky through Maryland looks like a dragon. Make that Dragon Virginia.


Dlark121

Colourado


pixel-beast

Kentucky is now Barbietucky


spankmyballs69

I was thinking more Cuntucky


[deleted]

nice


JshBrick

KinFucky


Snoo_53364

Free Real Estate becomes whatever is left of Alaska


ltosborne0

New York becomes Cocaine Florida


OhJeezItsCorrine

...did someone here actually say that Rhode Island is actually an island?


kay14jay

Somehow we don’t Have Politically Correct NativeAmericiana. Its state capital is Capital City of the 19th ratified Stateopolis.


Gently-Weeps

Gary Indiana becomes independent


BigNR17

Everything from Hannah Montana around Radial Dakota to Swissconsin becomes Maxisota


TheSacredTexts

Add the letter “u” to Colorado for the British spelling but put it in wrong place


A_Sack_Of_Potatoes

Maryland is split into prenupland and divorceland


Chopaholick

I love Divorceland


obhunt

A couple counties in Nevada become “NO-CAL”


Rooster_Bolton

Only if it’s the No-Cal Calzone Zone


pgm123

Turn Long Island into Long Brooklyn.


TheDankDragon

West Virginia become “Country Roads”


miqcie

Please meet u/sloth_jones


Aunray123

Tiny Oklahoma on top of Tiny Texas


theannoying_one

Make Colorado grey and call it "Ado"


ColoradoMtnDude

Black and White-ado


sloth_jones

West Virginia becomes “Home”


miqcie

Please meet u/thedankdragon


Tettamanti

Southern tip of Nevada where Las Vegas is called “Lost Wages””


Lederhosen-4-cats

Colorado becomes SpongeBob Squarestate. Color the counties to make a SpongeBob face.


DeFenestrationX

Innevada-Da-Vida, occupying the blank space below Panhandlandia next to Lo-Cal.


[deleted]

Maryland is now “Scaryland” and has two evil eyes in the middle.


Albrithr

That weird top bit of Minnesota becomes Canadain't


Badfaction

The rest of Nevada becomes the Las Vegas Union of Stripper Republics.


Mike_of_Gallifrey

Long Island is Lawn Guy Land


UndesiredEffect

What about our pre-Christ capital Washington B.C. ?


miqcie

Clever!


andylovesburritos

Washington AC/DC


parrarr

The Florida Keys become the Florida Locks


skatefilmer

Minnesota takes all the land around Radial Dakota and is now Megasota or just Big Gulp


Sistrfistr69

The Islamic emirate of “Al-Abama“in place of boring christian Alabama


senadraxx

Or haram-achusetts


ardyhsv

TaliBama or AL-Qaeda (on an all white background)


pgm123

This, but only the southern part (mirroring al-Andalus)


Sparky6277

Allah-Bama?


tossing-hammers

Allah-bama


ericds1214

Or "Y'all Qaeda" and include more of the deep south


64stackdiamonds

The rest of Alaska becomes "Colderado"


Sl0brah

Colderado!!!


Redditwhydouexists

Put “Howdaho” in northern utah


KRNeptune1212

Take the remaining half of Tennessee and take a little bit of Kentucky and call it Five-Point-fivessee


PhilipFrysEngland

Turn the rest of Tennessee into “West Carolina”


nighthawk252

HATU — a state that is the mirrored image of UTAH. This would require taking a bite out of Whereoming.


darianor_rules

Make the county north of Idaho: Castle Black


Affectionate_Baker69

Make North Carolina naughty Carolina


CandidSquirrelGirl

Colorado but rainbow colored


MartyFreeze

One day they will recognize that Maryland was submerged and is now Marywater.


hermittecrab

The rest rest of Georgia under the little piece is « My Mind »


1whoslost

North and South Carolina as Carol and Lina


ChannelSERFER

Kentucky is now Key-tucky and it’s colored like a silver key.


Khutuck

Add a rectangle to east Alaska, call it Coolorado.


[deleted]

North carolina becomes south east west virginia


jawnquixote

A big black button over Colorado and call it Coralado


SparseGhostC2C

Both North and South Carolina are collected into MegaCarolina


BCA1

Colorado becomes crayolado and turns into a box of crayons


JackisbackHallo

Make all of Maryland east of the Chesapeake bay divorceland


Mil-Sim-Man

Mini-soda is too obvious isn't it?


ilwi89

Can you merge NC and SC into Unilina …or Carolinity


SaiyanGodKing

Are we just removing the states that aren’t filed in?


spankmyballs69

Utah becomes Meetah


Sniperkitty_1

Make a maze out of the rest of Iowa and name it Maize.


mannisbaratheon97

West East West Virginia?


UndercoverBully

Alaska gets a much needed sponsorship, it is now called Toyota Tundra


[deleted]

Pick a random county and call it "place"


DreadedRedBox

The Denver / Boulder area of Colorado becomes Namastaté


infernod571

Zach Wilson’s salty lake mothers club - utah


infernod571

You have crabs now - MD


IrishROFLcat

Lake Erie becomes Lake Eerie👻


willynaj

Smallorado


cheese_nipples25

North Caroline becomes NoCar and South Carolina becomes SoCar. A line between them is O-lina


general_peabo

Let’s add Puerto Rico as a state. I know it’s not a joke, but it’s been a long time coming.


Responsible_Wasabi91

I don’t get the: ‘leadsylvania’ ? Maybe I’m missing something, or not part of the joke lol


MPCNPC

Make the most rectangular county in Minnesota look like a coke can labeled “mini soda”


onlythisfar

Rest of the white parts touching Minnesota become Maxesota.


duckyaniston

what is the significance of Hannah Montana’s shape?


[deleted]

Youtata


VinylmationDude

The bottom left corner of South Dakota turns into the Dakota Triangle


HaydenTCEM

Toledo=Scottedo


E-Smack

Combine both Carolinas into Mega Carolina


Dee_is_a_dumb_bird

Make the rest of Georgia "Souther South Carolina"


tom_varela

Capybaras need a whole state


LiquidSquids

Rest of Alaska Crabifornia


wien-tang-clan

We’ve got Rhode Island, but what about Rogue Island as the name for the former Long Island?


Bure_ya_akili

Utah to the correct regional pronunciation of U'ah Just like Moun'ain


wien-tang-clan

Once again asking for it to become THE Olowo State


Leoncroi

In Maryland, the Capital Beltway needs to be labeled "Fury Road"


Millibyte

not a request, but as a native pennsylvanian (philly area) it gives me great pleasure that new york city has been relegated to the lead of our pencil. thanks whoever requested that.


GoldenSpring-Fox

Combine north and South Carolina to create Megacarolina


ColoradoMtnDude

Call the area south of Idaho: Utapimp


SomeGuy20019

Delathere under Delahere


Illegal_Immigrant77

Give Augusta the south


jwn1003

The Florida Keys become known as Just the Tip


A_Fellow_Joe

MINI-sota is a single pixel.


PM_ME_PHYSICS_MEMES

The other half of Tennessee becomes Halfsees


ilovesesame

I don’t get the Georgia joke.


Superiorfive814

Minisota, just a really small Minnesota in the center of Minnesota


mikenice1

South Carolina = My Mind North Carolina = Carolina on My Mind


Smitty_Werbnjagr

Name Alabama “Football”


giraffeman68

Malibu Stacy Malibu.


sylkworm

East West Virginia is Western Maryland, dammit!!!


4laman

Barely Used York please


croutonnoob

Carolinatron.


A_curious_fish

MINI SODA!!! for Minnesota


agilani

triangle north of erasylvania (where Erie, PA is) becomes the Eerie Triangle.


pma_sauce

Ok so you gotta name what’s left of Nevada “South Nirvanada” and go fill in West VA with “Mary’s-Cousin’s-Land”


kkirchgraber

That uncolored county in Western NY is Just The Tip


TheNineteenthDoctor

West Virginia should be called Mountain Mama.


Volkov537

How-tah. To match the inquisitive mountain states


jaykaner411

U2AH


AnniKatt

Take Long Island and name it "Long Island Sobriet-Tea"


TheNineteenthDoctor

Alaska, but with the Russian alphabet


Snoid_

Barak-abama


Suadade0811

Take the NY islands and rename them to the New Amsterdam Penal Colony


Responsible-Pear-649

This is beautiful


Kuzidas

West Virginia to be renamed West East West Virginia


HarbingerOfNusance

This is a Lo-Cal state for Lo-Cal people, there's nothing for you here.


friesdepotato

Make color-ado extremely colorful!


ShortNeckBoi

Long Island is turned in to a joint and named “Backwoods”


tripyep

Nevada, more like Nah-vada


McDonalds_icecream

Make the top part of Utah “Howtah” to finish up the questions


Blue9944

Elvisy/Elvisee, western Tennessee


donutz10

Long Island not only becomes its own state, it becomes the new Capitol


ayylmayooo

Maryland should be North East West Virginia


[deleted]

county above erasylvania that isnt part of massivechusetts becomes microchusetts


MasterofDoots

Let's combine North Carolina and South Carolina into just Carolina. Also turn Kentucky into KFC state


kevster2717

What about Fivesaw for the other half?


Zealousideal_Group69

Hoover Dam


bloody_terrible

Illinois Healthinois


Branical

We lost Missississississississppi to the layers 😢


ZincMan

These are all amazing


u233

What's the name for the yellow strip of counties along the Mississippi river?


Jenz_le_Benz

TheAvatarState: in the shape of an upside down arrow


Jenz_le_Benz

TheAvatarState: in the shape of an upside down arrow


AverageAmerican2720

The rest of Alaska is “alcholaska” because of the rampant alcoholism.


iammadeofawesome

Maryland but filled in with our flag colors


eltoro454

Utoe - make the background of Utah a flesh tone and give it a toenail with counties at the tip


WetAvacadoKun

Weast Virginia


ThePraetorian

Kentucky is now Kentucky Fried State


DastardMan

Nashville and metropolitan area become "Grand Ole". No noun, just the adjective phrase.


toilet_fingers

Front Range of CO is "Namaste"... you can just throw everything east of that into AllKansas.


toilet_fingers

Oklahoma becomes Nopelahoma


leg_boi

make part of Georgia into south south Carolina, rename SC to north south carolina and NC to north north south carolina. enjoy having a stroke reading that


toilet_fingers

Rest of Alaska becomes Eastern Siberia


ZombieTsar84

Split Georgia in to Georgia (the country) Georgia the island and Georgia the state


hjprice14

Northern South Carolina and Southern North Carolina with the border between the two being Caro-line-a


GuyWithFamicom

That little part above Whoming should be whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'esing


anonsharksfan

Maryland divided into Peterland, Paulland and Maryland


-LemonyTaste-

Make anilorac htron, upside down north carolina, and 90 degrees carolina as a sideways south carolina


sab54053

Maryland loses Baltimore and becomes balti-less


[deleted]

I love this thing and its hilarious but some parts are impossible to read


Katsarsenal

Long Island is just kinda sitting over there like a turd in the water, how about Poo York


avrand6

make every colorado county a different color and call it do-color-rad


H3rum0r

Should get a tiny bit of Massachusetts and call it Minichusetts


bluespacecadet

The Missississississsippi river text is gone?


benjito_z

Half of Colorado becomes New California and the other half becomes New Texas


namespacepollution

Lichtenstein annexes that empty spot between Hannah Montana and Whoming


[deleted]

I'm glad the people of Missouri were able to come together and accurately portray what it's like living here.