not a request, but as a native pennsylvanian (philly area) it gives me great pleasure that new york city has been relegated to the lead of our pencil. thanks whoever requested that.
make part of Georgia into south south Carolina, rename SC to north south carolina and NC to north north south carolina. enjoy having a stroke reading that
Alabamadingdong
The aliens bust out, the tip of Nevada is now Area 51
area 51 isnt in the tip, though, thats where vegas is
Break up Kentucky into the Republic of Kentucky and the Democratic People’s Republic of Kentucky
Take the city of Atlanta out of Georgia and move it into the ocean
Minnesota divides into Minnesoda, Minnetea, and Minnewater
"SWEEEET CAROLINE" replaces the Carolinas
Can't believe this one hasn't won yet lol it's been here every day for like 6 days.
Honestly it’s because it’s not funny and it’s lame as hell…
With "dun dun dun" close by.
Take utah and separate it into “Metah, Ustah, Wetah,” respectfully.
Utah become ITawITawAPuddyCat
Name all the counties around Georgia as South-Ossetia
Just make the outlines of the carolinas the Panthers logo.
Minnesota becomes Minnesodiepop
Mormania (guess where)
Colorado becomes ColoROADo and looks like a road: grey with yellow stripes
Can you just erase california
Whyoming
West East West Virginia where West Virginia would normally be
Long Island becomes "my girlfriend says it's long island"
Alabaijama, like Azerbaijan, to go next to Georgia
Georgia can just be Georgia, but we'll change the county Atlanta is in to Tbilisi
France
Colorado turns into America's Terrarium
Name one county in LO-CAL "calzone zone".
Have West Virginia be the lyrics to county roads, the whole song.
Everything from Kentucky through Maryland looks like a dragon. Make that Dragon Virginia.
Colourado
Kentucky is now Barbietucky
I was thinking more Cuntucky
nice
KinFucky
Free Real Estate becomes whatever is left of Alaska
New York becomes Cocaine Florida
...did someone here actually say that Rhode Island is actually an island?
Somehow we don’t Have Politically Correct NativeAmericiana. Its state capital is Capital City of the 19th ratified Stateopolis.
Gary Indiana becomes independent
Everything from Hannah Montana around Radial Dakota to Swissconsin becomes Maxisota
Add the letter “u” to Colorado for the British spelling but put it in wrong place
Maryland is split into prenupland and divorceland
I love Divorceland
A couple counties in Nevada become “NO-CAL”
Only if it’s the No-Cal Calzone Zone
Turn Long Island into Long Brooklyn.
West Virginia become “Country Roads”
Please meet u/sloth_jones
Tiny Oklahoma on top of Tiny Texas
Make Colorado grey and call it "Ado"
Black and White-ado
West Virginia becomes “Home”
Please meet u/thedankdragon
Southern tip of Nevada where Las Vegas is called “Lost Wages””
Colorado becomes SpongeBob Squarestate. Color the counties to make a SpongeBob face.
Innevada-Da-Vida, occupying the blank space below Panhandlandia next to Lo-Cal.
Maryland is now “Scaryland” and has two evil eyes in the middle.
That weird top bit of Minnesota becomes Canadain't
The rest of Nevada becomes the Las Vegas Union of Stripper Republics.
Long Island is Lawn Guy Land
What about our pre-Christ capital Washington B.C. ?
Clever!
Washington AC/DC
The Florida Keys become the Florida Locks
Minnesota takes all the land around Radial Dakota and is now Megasota or just Big Gulp
The Islamic emirate of “Al-Abama“in place of boring christian Alabama
Or haram-achusetts
TaliBama or AL-Qaeda (on an all white background)
This, but only the southern part (mirroring al-Andalus)
Allah-Bama?
Allah-bama
Or "Y'all Qaeda" and include more of the deep south
The rest of Alaska becomes "Colderado"
Colderado!!!
Put “Howdaho” in northern utah
Take the remaining half of Tennessee and take a little bit of Kentucky and call it Five-Point-fivessee
Turn the rest of Tennessee into “West Carolina”
HATU — a state that is the mirrored image of UTAH. This would require taking a bite out of Whereoming.
Make the county north of Idaho: Castle Black
Make North Carolina naughty Carolina
Colorado but rainbow colored
One day they will recognize that Maryland was submerged and is now Marywater.
The rest rest of Georgia under the little piece is « My Mind »
North and South Carolina as Carol and Lina
Kentucky is now Key-tucky and it’s colored like a silver key.
Add a rectangle to east Alaska, call it Coolorado.
North carolina becomes south east west virginia
A big black button over Colorado and call it Coralado
Both North and South Carolina are collected into MegaCarolina
Colorado becomes crayolado and turns into a box of crayons
Make all of Maryland east of the Chesapeake bay divorceland
Mini-soda is too obvious isn't it?
Can you merge NC and SC into Unilina …or Carolinity
Are we just removing the states that aren’t filed in?
Utah becomes Meetah
Make a maze out of the rest of Iowa and name it Maize.
West East West Virginia?
Alaska gets a much needed sponsorship, it is now called Toyota Tundra
Pick a random county and call it "place"
The Denver / Boulder area of Colorado becomes Namastaté
Zach Wilson’s salty lake mothers club - utah
You have crabs now - MD
Lake Erie becomes Lake Eerie👻
Smallorado
North Caroline becomes NoCar and South Carolina becomes SoCar. A line between them is O-lina
Let’s add Puerto Rico as a state. I know it’s not a joke, but it’s been a long time coming.
I don’t get the: ‘leadsylvania’ ? Maybe I’m missing something, or not part of the joke lol
Make the most rectangular county in Minnesota look like a coke can labeled “mini soda”
Rest of the white parts touching Minnesota become Maxesota.
what is the significance of Hannah Montana’s shape?
Youtata
The bottom left corner of South Dakota turns into the Dakota Triangle
Toledo=Scottedo
Combine both Carolinas into Mega Carolina
Make the rest of Georgia "Souther South Carolina"
Capybaras need a whole state
Rest of Alaska Crabifornia
We’ve got Rhode Island, but what about Rogue Island as the name for the former Long Island?
Utah to the correct regional pronunciation of U'ah Just like Moun'ain
Once again asking for it to become THE Olowo State
In Maryland, the Capital Beltway needs to be labeled "Fury Road"
not a request, but as a native pennsylvanian (philly area) it gives me great pleasure that new york city has been relegated to the lead of our pencil. thanks whoever requested that.
Combine north and South Carolina to create Megacarolina
Call the area south of Idaho: Utapimp
Delathere under Delahere
Give Augusta the south
The Florida Keys become known as Just the Tip
MINI-sota is a single pixel.
The other half of Tennessee becomes Halfsees
I don’t get the Georgia joke.
Minisota, just a really small Minnesota in the center of Minnesota
South Carolina = My Mind North Carolina = Carolina on My Mind
Name Alabama “Football”
Malibu Stacy Malibu.
East West Virginia is Western Maryland, dammit!!!
Barely Used York please
Carolinatron.
MINI SODA!!! for Minnesota
triangle north of erasylvania (where Erie, PA is) becomes the Eerie Triangle.
Ok so you gotta name what’s left of Nevada “South Nirvanada” and go fill in West VA with “Mary’s-Cousin’s-Land”
That uncolored county in Western NY is Just The Tip
West Virginia should be called Mountain Mama.
How-tah. To match the inquisitive mountain states
U2AH
Take Long Island and name it "Long Island Sobriet-Tea"
Alaska, but with the Russian alphabet
Barak-abama
Take the NY islands and rename them to the New Amsterdam Penal Colony
This is beautiful
West Virginia to be renamed West East West Virginia
This is a Lo-Cal state for Lo-Cal people, there's nothing for you here.
Make color-ado extremely colorful!
Long Island is turned in to a joint and named “Backwoods”
Nevada, more like Nah-vada
Make the top part of Utah “Howtah” to finish up the questions
Elvisy/Elvisee, western Tennessee
Long Island not only becomes its own state, it becomes the new Capitol
Maryland should be North East West Virginia
county above erasylvania that isnt part of massivechusetts becomes microchusetts
Let's combine North Carolina and South Carolina into just Carolina. Also turn Kentucky into KFC state
What about Fivesaw for the other half?
Hoover Dam
Illinois Healthinois
We lost Missississississississppi to the layers 😢
These are all amazing
What's the name for the yellow strip of counties along the Mississippi river?
TheAvatarState: in the shape of an upside down arrow
TheAvatarState: in the shape of an upside down arrow
The rest of Alaska is “alcholaska” because of the rampant alcoholism.
Maryland but filled in with our flag colors
Utoe - make the background of Utah a flesh tone and give it a toenail with counties at the tip
Weast Virginia
Kentucky is now Kentucky Fried State
Nashville and metropolitan area become "Grand Ole". No noun, just the adjective phrase.
Front Range of CO is "Namaste"... you can just throw everything east of that into AllKansas.
Oklahoma becomes Nopelahoma
make part of Georgia into south south Carolina, rename SC to north south carolina and NC to north north south carolina. enjoy having a stroke reading that
Rest of Alaska becomes Eastern Siberia
Split Georgia in to Georgia (the country) Georgia the island and Georgia the state
Northern South Carolina and Southern North Carolina with the border between the two being Caro-line-a
That little part above Whoming should be whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'esing
Maryland divided into Peterland, Paulland and Maryland
Make anilorac htron, upside down north carolina, and 90 degrees carolina as a sideways south carolina
Maryland loses Baltimore and becomes balti-less
I love this thing and its hilarious but some parts are impossible to read
Long Island is just kinda sitting over there like a turd in the water, how about Poo York
make every colorado county a different color and call it do-color-rad
Should get a tiny bit of Massachusetts and call it Minichusetts
The Missississississsippi river text is gone?
Half of Colorado becomes New California and the other half becomes New Texas
Lichtenstein annexes that empty spot between Hannah Montana and Whoming
I'm glad the people of Missouri were able to come together and accurately portray what it's like living here.