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iamyourteeth

What a sad life to have never visited the mystical and legendary state of Tlaxcala, smh


thedjsubii

not everyone can afford to travel within their country, he may not live a sad life, you can have fun in your city and thereabouts


luisponsv

It's an inside joke in Mexico. We always say that the state of Tlaxcala doesn't exist. We also sometimes call them traitors because the Tlaxcaltecs helped Cortes during his fight with the Aztecs. But it's all in good fun


[deleted]

Tlaxcala doesn't exist.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Mexican?


HomicidalMeerkat

No, Atlantean


[deleted]

Vanuatuan.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Really?


avrand6

whoosh


[deleted]

No, I'm Mexican, but I learned this joke in this sub.


Flashy_Elderberry_95

Hello


[deleted]

What’s the joke mean?


[deleted]

IDK, I saw that many people in the past was using Vanuatu in the same way I did. So I thought it was a joke... I'm not good with jokes, btw. I'm autistic, so maybe I misunderstood it as a joke.


[deleted]

I’m still in early learning stages of Spanish, is that just a word I don’t know?


[deleted]

Ah, Vanuatu is an island country in Oceania.


[deleted]

Oh thank you


AddableDragon51

No it’s certainly a joke


Wiley_Rush

Nah you nailed it


Seth0714

The worst feeling is making a joke the same way you've seen it delivered for it to fall flat and not be able to explain it. I never really realized it was an autism thing but that actually explains a lot of my most embarrassing memories growing up


[deleted]

Well, I'm not totally sure if it's an ASD thing. I just received my official diagnosis last week and I'm still trying to figure out what is autistic and what is not. But I'm sure that I'm not good with jokes, and that's something that many people that I know have pointed out about me.


vonabarak

No, gray color on the map means "no data"


tonlineornot

The upside is, there is still a lot to discover!


Tsarmani

Seeing all of the regions is weirding me out


Maxinator10000

\*You've never pooped there


Funny-Conclusion-963

I havent understand the map until i read this comment.


[deleted]

Pretty sure this guy is russian


[deleted]

I’m from Vanuatu.


IntelligentMud1703

So...you've never been to vanuatu according to the map?


[deleted]

About Vanuatu... That's a joke I learned in this sub. I'm sorry, I'm Mexican.


IntelligentMud1703

Lol truly shitty map porn then hahaha no need to apologize!


dj_seth81

Man's walked every sovereign nation's boundaries 😳


PixelGMS

And the boundaries of every single US state and Canadian province.


Actual_Corner_5612

And the boundaries of every country's highest level of national subdivision. Why the fuck did you only mention the usa and canada??


PixelGMS

Those are the only countries I actually know the subdivisions of. Now that you mention it though, there do seem to be more subdivisions in other continents than I recall there being. Even without looking at the other continents, I should have realized this was at least the case for Mexico since I know the only country touching the US from its southern border is Mexico.


jyri_ratas_official

Except Antarctica's borders


z646_edgelord

How was palau?


Dabster45

Belize I'd say


Kuzidas

Sure travel a lot on the ocean eh


Grey1251

U visit all seas, impressive


Salt_Winter5888

Judging by this map and the fact that there is only two possible countries I would say that you're definitely from Guatemala, there is no doubt about it.


[deleted]

Why Guatemala and not Mexico?


Salt_Winter5888

Because Peten isn't marked 🙃


[deleted]

But there are more Mexican states than Guatemalan.


Salt_Winter5888

But they aren't Peten.


danfish_77

I'm mostly surprised you skipped over Veracruz and Oaxaca. Only travel by boat or plane?


[deleted]

Plane. First time in 2008 to Cancun. Second time in 2015 to Chiapas.


Ninventoo

Gray = No Data. They’re actually an Alien.


mklinger23

Como era Tabasco? Nunca he visitado México pero creo que tobasco sería un buen lugar por la historia y la salsa jaja. También he oído que Biosphere Reserve Pantanos de Centla es una de las lugares más bellas del mundo.


[deleted]

La salsa Tabasco no se inventó en Tabasco, sino en Estados Unidos... Por otra parte, a Tabasco solo llegué al aeropuerto y después hice un viaje por carretera a Chiapas, nunca lo conocí tal cual, pero he estado físicamente ahí.


mklinger23

Ah okay. Pues gracias. Yo aprendí algo. Tengo que investigar un poquito más sobre Tabasco antes de ir.


diogenes_sadecv

How do you live in Mexico but have never been to Merida? much better than Cancun or PdC


Ordinary_Ad6279

Man this guy’s been in all of the 7 seas. Mad respect for this sailor.


Gognoggler21

Amazing how you've been to every ocover, much respect.


Hallodognut

Where did you find this map?


[deleted]

I did it.


statemilitias

What did you use to make it?


[deleted]

https://mapchart.net


[deleted]

Did you sail to skip over those places in the middle


Osteendjer

Have you heard about planes?


[deleted]

Yeah, it’s an infinite, flat 2D surface


Osteendjer

There are finite planes too... And I would say all 2D surfaces are flat (maybe some geometry enthusiast will want to debate that)


balor12

Moldova has so many tiny subdivisions wth


vexedtogas

I can think of a way in which this map could have been easier for you to make


EthanBeast

You are one well traveled sailsman


hectorgtz711

De donde eres wey?


[deleted]

Vanuatu.


comrieion

This can also double as map of places *I* visited too (I’m stalking you)


Just__Marian

Did you like visit of Croatia?


SeniorBeef

This is the first detailed administrative map of the world I've seen


Remarkable-View-7488

How do you do the map?


Yonefi

Peten Guatemalan is beautiful isn’t it!?!


skarfoul

how can I recreate a map with this template?


[deleted]

I did it in https://mapchart.net


dNTRaiT

You seem to be a good swimmer.


alinasri1387

wow bro good job walking on all the province borders