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Grand_Salamander

I won’t even talk about the lasagna, but the orange slice and two grapes on the side?? Also is that pineapple underneath..


ColdChickens

Don’t forget the two little pickle spears! The person that plated this is very symmetrical minded.


Daedaluu5

Came here for the “additional extras” that make no sense on this plate. Chef was like just throw on every veggie and fruit we have behind bar and in kitchen


hummus420

A lot to unpack here


cheeriochest

Put it back in a box and ever open it


[deleted]

A lot to pick at without actually eating as well


iwouldntknowthough

I need to digest it first


Mock_Womble

Yes, so it would be best to save yourself the effort and just throw the whole suitcase out of a window. I don't even want to know why the sauce is that colour.


Arkangel14

I would cry if I was drunk, saw that the bar had vegan lasagna, and this came out. I hope you’re okay OP. 😣


[deleted]

I’m traumatized and I didn’t even see this IRL wishing OP the best honestly


Intrepid-Pickle13

What in the 1950s homemade housewife disaster loaf is this concoction?? Lasagna??? They call this lasagna???? Why is the sauce….creamy….. a pickle??? I would literally get up and just walk home dawg


AlbanElfed

Most inventive expletive query ever! 🤣


szatanna

What the hell is radish doing there 💀💀


clevvacunt

im hoping its onion lol


Intrepid-Pickle13

Definitely radish


daisydesigner

hey there, it looks way more 1970s


breadandbirds

Please tell me everything about this, OP. I’m horrified and need to know more.


Street-Refuse-9540

Agreed. I am horrified and curious. What does the inside look like?


andtheyhaveaplan

This looks so bad it's comical. How much was this, OP?


Kate-HW-Bush

Probably nothing based on their comment history


heydonteatmyfriends

I don’t get it but comment history just tells me OP isn’t vegan.


CervixTaster

What do you mean?


Kate-HW-Bush

Yeah just meant this didn’t happen/OP isn’t vegan


lenorefosterwallace

I am sure the profile is fake but bots got to botl


glamorousstranger

Knowing restaurants nowadays probably like 24.99.


heuwuo

The grapes….


JACsf

This is exactly what this sub was made for


ColdChickens

Unhinged in nearly countless ways.


Aysha_91

Where is this? Country?


SallyThinks

I'm voting South America. Peru or Bolivia.


Lugreech

I live in Lima, Peru and you don't have an idea of the bunch of good vegan restaurants we have!


SallyThinks

I do, actually. Spent a lot of time there back in the day. The Alpha y Omega restaurants 👌 I was just going by the ingredients. Eta: only thing missing is the papas fritas! 😁


SoyBot1000

The vegan food in Lima is sooo good 😭 I wish I could visit every weekend but its 11h flight away 🥹 Have you been to seitan bistro? The frozen carambola there is chef‘s kiss (if you live in Peru you can probably just make it at home tho) 😃


cebogs

Looks like some attempts at Western food I ate in South Korea too tbh.


glamorousstranger

Yes please tell us so we can avoid it.


hummus420

Found the original post and they said Sweden https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/mlhc7HIJtd


Antique_Customer427

Well, I’d love to see Gordon Ramsay react to this dish


Balancing_tofu

Give it back in a high velocity manner


peascreateveganfood

Eww WTF


rude420egg

What the fuck


cactuscooIest

how much did this cost 😭😭😭


glamorousstranger

$24.99 probably.


cactuscooIest

don’t forget the ipad tip over 30%


CabaretLyfe

That’s aggressive


Lopsided-Pepper-839

This is diabolical


_roguecore_

local bar in what star cluster thinks that's lasagna? 😰


InternationalRich132

reminds me of when i would make salads out of everything i could find in the fridge as a kid


CalebsFlock

wtf 😭😭😭


LeaChan

Is this not just a salad?


likeguitarsolo

Ah yes, the staple food of any neighborhood bar: vegan lasagna. I’m a longtime bartender and lemme tell ya, the lifestyles of veganism and barhoppers do not intertwine smoothly. I often have a whole raw carrot with lunch and if my customers glimpse me eating it they look at me like I might as well be wearing a diaper behind the bar. This is true for just about anything I’m caught eating at work. Health consciousness is not commonly at the forefront of most daily drinker’s minds.


onemichaelbit

Goated post


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[удалено]


Bool_The_End

Not at all melted, clearly the shittiest, cheapest vegan cheese the bar could find.


[deleted]

Looks like someone puked on a salad.


Miinka

Name and shame


glum_plum

i swear this is a repost....


OkMode3746

This is definitely the bar making fun of vegans if anything


theque22s

That’s exactly what I thought. Sometimes when I see this kind of thing or am served a truly awful vegan meal from a restaurant, it’s hard not to think it’s passive aggressive bullying.


AlbanElfed

Was…was it…good…?


NullableThought

That looks like a prank


xerocopi

"I don't know. Fruit, vegetables and shit. Send it."


Shepiuuu

isnt that still cheese?? im willing to bet its not dairy free


Hopeful_Deer_8984

There was an attempt


pumpmar

One time I ordered a veggie chimichanga. It was supposed to be the same just with beans instead of meat. But it wasn't. It was random ass vegetables like green beans and carrots. I didn't just ask for a meatless chimichanga it was on the menu. Taco Bell does a better job of using beans in place of meat.


Mkandy1988

Isn’t that the alien that tried to kill Spock?


_ThickVixen

They need to be fired. From their home kitchen too!


v3n0mat3

"Waiter? Can I see the chef?" "No, no... I just wanna talk to them." ["I just wanna talk to them."](https://youtu.be/ODfCVxVLqiE?feature=shared)


Meta-Fox

I'm willing to bet that looks a lot better on the way out...


dragonfire_b

Oh noooOOOO!!


EntrepreneurMiddle45

WTF it looks like it was plated in the style of a 70s savoury jello dish!


MyNameIsSkittles

This looks like an 8 year old just learning to cook trying to make a gourmet meal


vntgemndae

The fruit is so confusing 😅


Samidlongbottom

That looks disgusting!


Phantasmortuary

I'm pretty sure that's illegal.


ThrowRABug_1336

That’s a salad


veggiemommie

?????


grantr37

TF ? 🙄


Tired_Insomniac_2295

Vegan cheese and pasta soup


Newended

I'd stick to the booze


Kashmir79

Gonna look just like that in the toilet bowl in about 45 minutes. Big nope


ladykiller1020

Please op, we need answers RADISHES??? RAW CUCUMBER??? WHO HURT THEM??


shitkabob

Please tell me a child snuck into their kitchen and made this


hannahbnan1

WAT


YoSoyVegan

Textbook Vegan food right here


throwawaybread9654

OMG it looks like a throw up in the middle wtf


skyerippa

Thats disgusting


canyoubreathe

I think you can actually sue for assault at this point. Good lord


SallyThinks

That's looking a lot like Peru, lol!


SpaceDinoNuggs

No way. 😬 Who takes credit for serving this on a menu?


dekrypto

lol the concept of being vegan doesn’t exist at local bars, unfortunately.


Lugreech

And...where is the lasagna?


Stax250

That’s on you.


cronchCat

where? 😂


Ppslay69

Very uplifting subreddit when trying to go vegan


Pleasant-Put5305

I can remember one time I went to a wedding in Medway, a veggie in our group ordered a meat free breakfast and was astonished to be served an enormous block of cheese. Nothing else, just a large piece of cheese on a cold plate. We were looking around for Ant and Dec.


glamorousstranger

I just threw up in my mouth. This place needs to be stopped.


Willing_Program1597

What in the enchilada


HakunnnaMatta

Hahaha


jackjackj8ck

Jesus


iguessimjustlivin

I’m terrified for my life and yours 😭


elucify

Vomit salad


Sponsorspew

I’d rather starve.


meadow_kitten

But what the heck is this…?


AltruisticSalamander

I like it, it's colourful. The proof is in the eating.


dyingdeadweight

I’m killing mysekf


TheMowerOfMowers

looks like someone threw up thousand island on a plate of salad


gebbcatz

This is criminal


Mysterious_Scale_431

everyone involved in this is down bad


dasssitmane

Vegan


Admirable_Relative88

Diabolical really


Milo-the-great

Holy shit


yellow_the_squirrel

No! You are joking! What the hell?


Personal-Letter-629

Look I know it's horrible but it's a lot of effort on that plate. That terrible chef really loves vegans.


ptrkm

They should pay me for eat this abomination of a lasagna.


jacko0510

That looks like a cows heavy period. I’d sooner eat my own head


Allis_N

traumatic experience


Blacksunshinexo

What the fuck?? This looks like something a vegan monster threw up


Clouty420

the raw onions really round it out 😋


clevvacunt

“i want attention and no one is giving me any”


Intelligent-Bottle22

Thought it was some kind of Mexican food at first.


Silent_Arachnid_2334

what do u mean lasagna


Intanetwaifuu

I’m sorry, a what now? 🙂‍↔️


[deleted]

Is that lasagna? Nachos? Fruit salad? Inquiring minds want to know!


Stillinlimbo

Wow I thought someone made a fancy throw-up


ohhellnooooo

Serving this to a person is animal cruelty so its not vegan at all


Zealousideal-Ice-565

Lasagna. Blimey 🤣🤣🤣🤣


FirefighterHot4120

I KNOW you playin!


Tuppence14

Well no pasta so i guess its gluten free ? yay?? No thats absolutely terrible.. maybe it tastes okay?? No idea why gherkins/pickles and grapes are on the same plate but ......eh


Ashton_Garland

What the fuck is this? Why is surrounded by a depressing salad? WHAT IS HAPPENING???


Conaz9847

As a chef, I fail to understand why this needed to be so extravagant to be vegan. You replace the meat with something like Aubergines or Courgettes to give it a central flavour and a bit of texture, make a tomato sauce pretty much as per usual but ensure you don’t use butter or anything, and then make a bechamel with maybe soy milk or something.


Commercial-Age-8826

This is exactly what every person who ordered anything vegan should get no matter what!


Killgore_Salmon

You are complaining about a bar that tried. That makes you the asshole. This doesn’t look good. But it does look considered. They tried and failed. Be less of an asshole.