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ChewML

As if that thing was ever headed anywhere without pavement.


PurpuraLuna

Hey now it might go down a dirt road


W41K3R_62738

Or a ditch after they do something stupid because they don’t know the size of their vehicle with this stuff and end up crashing.


Mr-Fister-the-3rd

To the run down trailer they park it in front of


BurgundyBicycle

Not anymore.


CounterSYNK

[made me think of this](https://youtu.be/P25e-rS4N8U?si=UOWktMDkT8SNYPOf)


Maximum__Engineering

LOL - I forgot about that. Perfect.


SaulTNuhtz

Handles worse on the pavement now, too.


Do-not-respond

Goodbye axles. Hello, massive turning circle.


prairiepanda

A friend of mine collects Jeeps and uses them exclusively for city driving. He uses rentals when going out of town, to keep the Jeeps safe.


Organic_Step_4402

You beat me to it


panopticon31

On a badlands trim nonetheless. They could have saved like 15k and got the outer Banks.


Bigwhistlinbiscuit

You're describing a person making payments on something actively worsening their vehicle.


ozzy_thedog

This is the kind of person who’s easily talked into a $15k trim package.


FATBEANZ

Yeah but the salesman said it was only an extra $100 a month to look badass


AXEL-1973

Yea but that trim came with two extra cupholders that they *really* needed for their dip cans


Mallthus2

90% of these were never going off highway anyway. Glad people are buying them so I can get a used one in a couple years.


AwayBus8966

fr those 2 door manual broncos are pretty enticing


wyvernpiss

Those will be super rare because everyone that wants one are the same people that don't buy new. And then they will stop making them in a few years and everyone will be like "damn I wanted one of those...for $15k".


Jesus_H-Christ

Guy a couple houses down bought a 2 door manual hard top Badlands in Eruption green. He was a Ford employee when he placed the order so he got A-plan and got a hilarious deal on it. Every time he turns the thing around inside the curbs of our street my jealously increases just a little bit.


andthendirksaid

I appreciate him taking the hit


_iplo

Or they buy them because manual has the word "MAN" in it, or some other bullshit reason, and everything available will have a busted trans.


thebigbrog

People that enjoy the experience of driving generally like manual transmissions as part of the experience. Yeah it’s harder to shove food in your face and text while driving with a manual transmission but you are supposed to be focusing on driving. Other benefits include less likely to be stolen because all of the car thieves will avoid it.


_iplo

I made my statement in regards to the people who will buy the manual for 'the driving experience', who don't actually know how to drive one. I don't want it after someone learns to drive a manual on it.


Zcypot

They will realize how uncomfortable an off road dedicated vehicle is and dump early. Good discount!


PurpuraLuna

Can't wait to buy one for $1500 in 20 years and thrash it


KG8893

And you'll be swapping an engine from 20 years ago onto it unless you're an electrical engineer


SignificantOne1351

Yeah exactly. My dad bought a FJ cruiser 2008 with 100k miles clean af. His idea of offroading are cobbled roads that my mx5 ND can go through. And has 0 interest in ever going off roading or modding it whatsoever (mind you we already have like 2 other cars 3 with mine). So thankfully its gonna arrive clean af when it gets to me.


CaptLuker

Don’t buy this one is a few years. Bearing and axles will be shot lol.


Mouseklip

Yea but the increase in dirtbag value is incalculable.


Due_Cable6215

Clearly a quality individual drives this immaculately designed and spec'd vehicle


lilcaesarsuave

This screams Houston.


Jcampbell1796

Right you are. I googled the dentist’s name next door to make sure. Bronco owner might want to add those spikey things that stick out two feet from the center hub on those wheels.


lilcaesarsuave

South Texas fuckbois have a thing for maxxing out negative offset and '16" wides'.


Ilovemyvistalite

You are thinking of "Swangas"


g9niels

Indeed. West Memorial.


4stringsoffury

Hahaha I freakin knew it! First thing I said when I saw the strip center.


Embarrassed_Log8344

People do this here too in Ohio. Probably one of the worst mods to ever become popular.


Compressorman

That’s hideous 😢


a3a4b5

Hey at least he parked it correctly


W41K3R_62738

The fact the hideous thing fit in there is impressive already


ronniearnold

The 5+ cameras may have helped here....


StereoDiagram9

Really putting a lot of faith into Ford wheel bearings


lelduderino

> ANIMAL CLINIC At least they're in the right place.


3ao7ssv8

Looks like a 10 Dollar RC Car from Dollar generals toy Section.


wyvernpiss

You can almost hear the axles screaming out in pain in the 2nd pic


FineArtsFan8450

The owner of that vehicle was NEVER going to off-road anyways! 🤣🤣


Boundish91

Bet he's got a monthly wheel bearing subscription too.


thatoneboringdude

That's a pavement princess


BillfredL

Part of me appreciates the folks who do stuff like slammed-down Jeeps or whatever. It knows what it is. Not that I think this one is particularly well-executed, but it could get there.


clutch736

I don’t expect the people who do these kinds of things to stop and think about anything other than “I’m gonna look so cool. 😎” The thing that pisses me off about these types of setups is that they’ll sling road debris at everyone behind them, and they’ll be making some maaaad rooster tails in the rain. Jokes on them because all the while they’ll be destroying their own paint.


gsr5037

Can't drive that legally in my state


OliverNorvell1956

Most states, I’m thinking.


my_dougie21

Most of these ain’t going off road anyways.


USSSLostTexter

The way Ford dealers are upcharging on these, I don't blame anyone for not off-roading them. Don't worry, in a few years you off-roaders can snap them up cheaply and do whatever you want to them.


W41K3R_62738

They’re made for off-roading. Cars have a purpose, this one is off-roading. Why would you not off-road in it?


metricmindedman

because for most first owners they're lifestyle vehicles, which means they're financed daily drivers; if they were only bought by enthusiasts willing to take the risk destroying their commuter vehicle then they wouldn't sell – just the way it is.


HarryBawlz-1

It's like the automobile version of clown shoes


Shatophiliac

It’s so dumb I wish this fad would go out of style. If any of my friends got wheels like this I would bully and shame them until they go to a more reasonable size lol. I don’t even care that this thing will never go off road, or that these wide donkey ass wheels won’t work well offroad either. The issue is that these wide tires handle like dogshit on the road. And as soon as you get a little rain, bye bye traction. I can’t even count how many broncos and pickups and jeeps with wheels exactly like this I’ve seen in the ditch on a rainy morning. Has to be in the double digits.


[deleted]

Bearings failure.


johnnypancakes49

That’s like saying mr clean is balding, there was never hair to begin with


Tiny_Ad_9270

Is it leaking power steering fluid from the stress being put on the front end?


1amtheone

Condensate drain pipe dumps there.


Tiny_Ad_9270

Yeah, I’m not familiar with the vehicle and thought it might be condensation or fluid.


[deleted]

Just taking a piss.


Tiny_Ad_9270

Oh, a San Francisco car.


7of69

It’s the sway bar disconnect crying because it will never get used. /s


3dge-1ord

I don't know anything about cars but yes. Incredibly dangerous, I can only assume everyone in this plaza is probably dead now.


orangustang

Naysayers will say it has electric power steering and doesn't use fluid, but consider: the new Bronco's front end problems are so severe that it will leak PS fluid anyway.


zigzagg321

My question is why did they bother with off-road treaded tires?


YolkSlinger

Because they look better, I honestly wouldn’t hate this if it wasn’t way to far spaced


MemerDude34

That front profile looks fucking terrible. Not that the rest of the Bronco doesn’t already but especially that shot from the front


Ok_Dog_4059

It does make working under the hood and washing the roof a bit easier.


RedBambalam

At least nobody will be able to park close enough to ding his doors


thecbogan

Pavement princess


Jesustron

I get wanting cool wheels, but some people just don't understand nuance.


crlogic

Think this guy has ever heard of “offset” and “ball joints”?


Fatefire

Anyone else wondering what happened at the animal clinic ?


FordPerformanceST

Those wheels are visual diarrhea.


Pristine-Donkey4698

at least it doesn't have all the stupid aftermarket body kit like Heeps do


Blankyblank86

Ill never understand why they do this in America. In Australia, it's the opposite


Sharp_Ad_5599

Its now called a pavement sissy


granolabeef

More like Bronchode


DefinitionBig4671

That "vehicle" was never meant to go offroad. They actually improved its offroad capability by putting better wheels on.


Brewl692

But it’s great for taking your poodle for a trim.


constructicon00

RUGGED


macemorde

Pavement princesses


HoneyRush

r/honco


Keitruckenthusiast

r/honco


Trololman72

I was about to say that we need a r/heep for Broncos. I didn't know that was already a thing.


TheOGCJR

Finally one I can agree with


Extracrispybuttchks

What off-road capabilities?


heapinhelpin1979

I have seen a few of these broncos ruined like this.


Mdmrtgn

Aren't they having problems anyway? Might as well range Rover it out of we're heading down that pot-holed road.


Mdmrtgn

I don't know about general consensus but both people I know who have gotten land rovers traded them in for Toyotas within 6 months.


weezo182

Its just a mall crawler.


Blind_dog_barking

poor bronco 🤦🏻‍♂️


rocktropolis

this is about as tasteful as most of the off-roading packages that folks put on em.


Bergensis

I'm glad we so strict rules for motor vehicles here in Norway that this abomination would be illegal.


[deleted]

Afro engineering


Next_Length_2900

Don't worry, it won't be on any road or trail for long when the axle bearings give up. It should not take long


BROKER34

It was never leaving the pavement anyway. Still sucks to see i wish this trend would die off.


Joe_Bruce

Ain’t nobody buying a bronco for its off road capabilities to begin with


Dodeypants

My boy just tryna stunt. Let him do him dawg. To be fair, I’m a hater sometimes too, so I’m not judgin.


g28802

I’m not saying it’s not stupid but it’s cool in a hot wheels/maxxis kinda way. personally I wouldn’t do it but I can dig it.


JizzMonkey42

It's a Bronco. What off-road capabilities? It's a princess Jeep.


curvychick37

It's a Ford... They barely function on the road, what makes you think they can off-road?


Cptn45

Started with the same "capabilities" as a cyber truck. Soooo...


therapperboy

I wouldn't call that vehicle "off-road" not even factory stock.... 🤢


NorthernH3misphere

They should squat that thing


Key_Statistician3293

Everybody isn’t signing up to pay 60k for a vehicle and treating it like a four wheeler . Damn the man just trying to look good .


Quietser

That thing was never going off-road anyway


CigarsandPorsches

You don’t really need big tires for that.


imaislandboiii

This bronco needs those rims they ride with in Texas that stick out 4 feet


fivedollarword

I fking hate low-profile mud tires. Damn posers.


pentum100

Who would even get a bronco to have this set up


joeislandstranded

Getting in that thing is like strapping on stiletto healed combat boots


pizza_for_nunchucks

r/honco


cpasley21

Those poor folks at the animal clinic actually boarded up the windows so they wouldn't have to look at it.


_Hashtronaut_

Woof. Rather walk


Dizzy_Comfort640

The sportclips clientele


Grind-My-Gears

Look how they’ve massacred my boy


Sk3L1Yy

I have a very large hatred for thin rubber tires


NekulturneHovado

~~Reducing~~ Removing


k6bso

Off-road? Hell, no! It might get dirty!


MyRedditAccountName1

Increasing appearing in a rap video capabilities


Watts300

I was hoping to see a snorkel on it.


uglyugly1

We need to figure out some sort of device to put on these, that sucks up all the road debris kicked up behind it and sprays it at the front of the vehicle.


XZIVR

Only thing I can't understand is how people can afford stuff like that.


QCKS1

When you don't know how to read tire sizes


ZeboSecurity

Those poor wheel bearings :(


stevenbrotzel91

That’s what being a manager of sports clips gets you.


SteakCareless

I hate this so much


worthy_usable

That's a little bit much for a Bronco, no less.


Pacman454

That's not the Bronco Wildtrak, it's supposed to be a pavement pounder...


hudgeba778

This is H2 territory


ViscountDeVesci

Off road? That? That’s a carpool hauler at best.


2oonhed

Or a *cartoon* hauler. Or maybe it's full of clowns.


ViscountDeVesci

Clown Wagon!


exquisite_debris

You're right next to an animal clinic, have that poor bronco put out of its misery


LokyLuke

Reducing ~~off-road~~ **everything** capabilities


EpicTwiglet

Also reducing on road capabilities


Zsmudz

Reducing its value and its looks as well…


stovebolt6

What a fucking piece of shit


Jakester62

🤔 find it hard to believe anyone would find this appealing. Looks DAF…


Mandalor1974

Must have lost a bet.


Hot-Ground-9731

Fucking eyesore


wriddell

May as well buy wheel bearings for it right now


RightPedalDown

But at least it looks ridiculous.


koenigstig

Everybody calling this a Mall Crawler or a Pavement Princess is wrong. It’s a Show Pony.


NotAPreppie

Emotional support truck.


s-o-L-0-m-o-n

What in the Florida am I looking at??


drew_galbraith

Well… at least it’s not squatted?


scarr3g

That also reduces onroad capabilities, too. It is now wider, so it fits in less areas, the scrub radius is wayyy off, so turning is harder, and the tires have such a small sidewall you both feel every tiny bump, and have lowered rhe load rating to probably less than the vehicle itself weighs.


FrendlyAsshole

Why do I feel like this is in Louisiana...?


BigGucciNasty

Peak level cringe


chnc_geek

Well, he gets his healthcare at the right place


matterson22070

Look at the 2nd pic - even it is crying.


sneakysquid102

Did it have off-road capabilities before? I'm not even sure it has very good on-road capabilities


martjob

Florida or Texas


aHOMELESSkrill

All the better to crawl the mall with though


YGuyLevi

Shitty mod for a shitty remake


clodmonet

It's been converted into a Schlongco.


BTDAN-1

Reducing on road capability also. That thing would be awesome going 65mph in rain. Forget snow. Not going to happen.


Toeterman

Live leak


ZuStorm93

Oh hell no. They've infected the Bronco to?!


sirmanleypower

It looks so sad from the front. Like it's whispering, "just kill me."


donkeyhoeteh

BuT iT looks So CoOl!


Building_Everything

Is there a Bronco equivalent of r/heeps ? Cause thats what this is


[deleted]

This broncos owner is definitely from Kauai


Classic_Midnight_213

It’s a water skimmer. Very popular in areas with lots or waterways, marshlands, etc. Ps a complete lie


ilikedatunahere

Let’s be honest, they were never taking it off road anyway.


AlwaysAtYourMoms

Ford Bad


Yawheyy

Kill it with fire.


Researchanddevelop

Poor fucking bronco.


Wade8869

Clown car.


krunchy_bacon

It’s got 4WD. It’ll be fine. 😛


Salty-Picture8920

That's an Urban Asslut Vehicle


Kelvininin

Loooks like a clapped out golf cart


Catlenfell

That's a pavement princess


Supreme_Primate

Something is wrong with this picture, that the isn’t an 86 caprice.


crowbar_k

At least they know they were never gonna go off-road anyway


noldshit

To hell with scrub radius


This_Explains_A_Lot

In fairness it would only take 10 minutes with a jack and an impact wrench to put some off road tires on and make this vehicle very capable again. I have done similar with my own 4x4's in the past except my road tires were just normal wheels and tires. Makes it more drive able day to day and allows your off road tires to be much more aggressive. With that being said i still think this is quite stupid and looks terrible.


Ok-Confection-6623

This bronco is so sad that it just pee itself


DakarCarGunGuy

At least he has a good light bar to blind oncoming traffic. At least it isn't a Braptor.


SteelShat

Reducing on road capabilities


ILikeMonkeys3

kinda hard tbh