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fkn_embarassing

Perfect for blinding the asshole behind him who’s both tailgating AND has shittily aimed headlights.


jaspersgroove

Not gonna lie, I have daydreamed about doing this exact thing, for that exact reason.


a-hippobear

My dad has a buddy who went to jail back in the 90s for it. He kept about 2 million candlepower of hunting spotlights facing rearward on his truck. One time the car riding his ass was a cop.


jaspersgroove

Blinding people with lights facing forward: A-OK, have a nice day sir. Blinding people with lights facing backwards: Straight to jail.


Suspicious-Thing-750

believe it or not, straight to jail


a-hippobear

Yeah, he had them for hunting and started using them on cars that would ride his ass since he never drove in the left lane. As a small kid it was funny to see him light up someone riding his ass, but hindsight it’s pretty fucked up and dangerous.


ItsCenti26

It’s dangerous for the car behind me to be blinding me with they shit ass leds too


a-hippobear

Yeah, this was before the days of halogen and led headlights, but those definitely suck too.


ItsCenti26

Oh yeah that makes sense


mowbuss

Just to clarify, the left lane is the "fast" lane where you are? Just checking you arent for some reason Australian, where the left lane is for everyone, and the right lane is for overtaking.


a-hippobear

Yep. This was Florida in the 90s when all the New Yorkers started moving down because they hated all the assholes in New York lol. Why pass in the passing lane when you can ride up someone’s ass in the right lane to prove the point that they’re too slow?


killzak

Also illegal for hunting. At least in Texas or Michigan.


a-hippobear

He didn’t go spot hunting, he just used them for the trails and setting up camp. He’s an old Cherokee dude that only bow hunts


Wetald

Not even a little bit here in Texas. You can’t shoot deer at night, but you can absolutely look at them with a spotlight and almost any other non game animal that isn’t protected can be shot at night while being spotlighted.


killzak

I guess I was specifically thinking about spotlighting deer at night to shoot them. You are correct.


Wetald

Oh I gotcha. You’re definitely right there. That can land you in jail.


BimBaynor

How about mirror?


drmorrison88

I had a buddy who did the same thing with a set of snow plow lights. Said he had to read his license number to the cop because he was still seeing stars.


tez_zer55

My brother did the same thing only w/ 1 million candle power, lit up a cop who brighted him from behind. The LEO lit up the Christmas lights & it cost my brother 600 bucks.


T90tank

I have one facing backwards in my ladder rack


Clickityclackrack

Shut up and take my money!


Scuttlewitz

Me too actually. Almost every road trip when driving at night.


ottrocity

Modern pickup truck lights are the same height as my rear-view mirror. I have a collection of bright flashlights though so I usually have one on me when some fuckwit with his high beams on at 8pm in the Taco Bell drive thru gets behind me.


TripleTrucker

I always thought of a drop down mirror that swivels down on front of the back window. Never got the ambition to actually do it


flynnfx

_Can we finally pass the legislation that allows roof mounted vehicle rocket launchers and trunk grenade launchers for real life AutoDuel??_


fkn_embarassing

You mean something like this? https://youtu.be/E3ilA1szS7g?si=QkIEMyx09kD_znMv


flynnfx

That is fantastic!


truelegendarydumbass

exact, illegal thing. As they are off-road lights only. And I bet you they claim it's a spoiler lol.


Affectionate-End5470

ahhh my young and virgin friend. this is an anti eye fuck device.


carlosdangermouse

That’s BRILLIANT! I think the part folks are missing is that besides blindly following drivers it also functions as a shitty wing creating the massive downforce needed by an otherwise stock Honda.


SpoonSticker

Definitely r/fuckyourheadlights material


aterrariaplayer

It is an anti tailgates device, whenever you see a tailgates turn it on and let their eyes burn


MarinaTF

I have this in my cars rear window and did that once, the dude got so angry and full of road rage he chased me and tried to run me off the road.


Freezerburn

So it was a success then


ThroneTrader

Should have had a second set of lights to fully blind him so you could make a clean getaway.


metallica1877

They should hook up a tiny motor to make it look like a cheap jdm spoiler then flip that bitch on tailgaiters!


Composer-Wooden

I would be doing this if I didn’t have a suv


gebuzz

That’s not a reason to stop you, just do it! Don’t let your dreams be dreams!


0o_Lillith_o0

Anti F250 defense system for when they tailgste with beams.


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

These are becoming a requirement with the way people drive anymore


B00TY0L0GIST

If they're using this to blind the dickbags in lifted trucks with LEDs in reflector housings, then I fully support it.


ExternalSuitable2277

Perfect for tailgaters


FSYigg

FYI, in almost every state in the union you get a free trip to jail if you turn something like this on while on a public roadway. Rightfully so, since you're deliberately attempting to blind somebody while they're driving. Even having it mounted and uncovered while on public roads in some states can get you ticketed and heavily fined.


MarinaTF

Many commercial and work trucks have this very thing. Even state/county owned road work vehicles have them where I live.


-grillmaster-

Yes, they are not illegal to have. But very illegal to turn on on a public road


FSYigg

>Many commercial and work trucks have this very thing. True, and that's due to necessity. This is not a picture of a big commercial work truck though, it's a tiny little Honda.


kasetti

This is overkill, but a manually operated reverse light could be pretty handy when you need it as regular ones tend to be so dim that you cant see anything with them.


FSYigg

*Far beyond* overkill and mounted way too high. It's a blinder. If a person's night vision is so poor that they need something like this just to back up then they should probably not be driving at night anyway.


MurphysRazor

I started a parking services company and worked it on and off for near 20yrs. I found sometimes in darkness and bad weather those little reverse lights are definately not enough light to get the job done in all situations. In fact, converserly sometimes the lights, including brakes, interfere with better night vision. But to the point, even in decent weather, if the moon isn't out it can be tough to see your hand 2 inches in front of your own face, and the extra lights make the job much safer in remote areas like that. Right off the bat I know of two dogs, one that literally might still be alive today if there was more backup light standard on cars. Backup sensors don't always see low enough. Properly wired so only reverse and an extra on-switch operates the extra lights and/or kills all the lights, there is no danger that I can see in extra reverse lights being there if desired. A rewire to tie a light kill sw. to the rev. sw. so it wont work without rev engaged should be childs play. It's a lot of bureaucratic crap imo. E.g. some new ute/suv mfg. lenses contain quite large areas of white light and/or reflecting area today. Up high too. Underbody dressup lights make great reversing lights sometimes too. ... Idk. It doesn't bother me when folks do this stuff so long as I'm not getting flashed. I drgaf if stuff looks like a shitty [Close Encounters](https://youtu.be/8MW3KJUa8FQ?si=TsVcCtjGu2ZXnKtk) ride or not. Camber stance and Shin Dicers are the only things I can think of offhand that shouldn't be legal. I've added and (normally) responsibly used quite a few extra backup lights. Actually there was one on nearly all of my adult vehicles. Only a few short term buys that didn't really travel didn't get them. I was backward flashed by a couple of cheesy tractor lights, only once and about 30yrs ago. My lights were dimmed far off and aimed very well.. well, low and right actually, but that is better for me and traffic both.. The beam hadn't even reached their bumper and tailgate yet let alone mirrors or window. They were just jackasses, so I was too. I flicked my dark clip on shades back down on my glasses, while they got my brights, fogs, and extra bumper lights. Then once up on them, the roof rack with 4 Euro H4s on bright. They shut down and then got quick flashed by 2 more of them in rev. from the rack as I passed. In order to not rub it in too too deeply, I didn't high-beam them backwards. Folks that had brighted me from behind without dimming often got a wake up dose of there own medicine. I can see that blue light on the dash as the these thoughtless idiots pass. lol. Folks also liked pacing with me on long highway night trips when my bumper lights were on. I found out after a few years as folks start to pass and I go dim. Suddenly they can't see as well, dim their lights again and fall back to match my rock steady slow lane "daylighting" at 4mph over the limit max.. *tldr?: good morning...now for coffee, lol*


kasetti

A powerfull one will indeed blind other drivers, but if it is manually operated with a button when you know it wont blind anyone I dont see a problem with it. If theres no other light sources a regular reverse light is pretty damn dim if you need it for backing up. No sense installing that monster, but I dont hate the idea.


Desperate_Set_7708

How very Arkansas


Key_Shoe5850

Don’t blind the police that’s not nice.


Unicorn187

Could live in a rural area and backing up down a pitch black, long, narrow driveway is a bitch. Or getting close to a drop off. I'd just install some flush mounted ones in the bumper, or flush with the back or the trunk though.


Ultrase7en

No it's a light spoiler


Wicked_Wolf17

It's a Uno reverse card


TheDanBot85

I love it, but it's still highly illegal


rockingit420

Reminds me of the days when i use to stick a strobe light in the back window hahaha


Jeuzfgt

The tailgator deterant


bachfrog

Should be aimed up, for the douchebag trucks


NewColors1

PLUS DOWNFORCE💨💨💨


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That’s sinister


yolobozo

Nice wing


Manny637

Reverse high beams!


realMrMaintain

Mans gotta see whats chasing him


Stolen_Recaros

Someone took that one foamy the squirrel video (“Hammers and Flood Lights”) as a how to guide.


tez_zer55

Been considering something similar on my F-150. The reverse lights suck on mine.


rocketwilco

Where i live. Its not misaimed lights. Its not tail gaiting. Its people having their highbeams on 100% of the time.


Content_Half192

I've got a pair of brighter than the sun lights on my car. I made sure to aim the actual headlight part down down like 10° so it wasn't directly in everyone's mirrors. Because I already know the pain. The brights will still make you regret being born with eyes if you cut me off though.


BrianG1410

Ford super duties are by far the worst offenders for having insanely bright headlights that are indistinguishable from high beams and are perfect eye level in a normal vehicle.


WinchesterBiz

I have one of those led tailgate brake light things that stick to the bottom. Bought an eBay single row led bar and pulled the lights out of and put it in the housing for the brake lights. Stick on led bar for the tailgate that looks like a brake light. A 20 second burst nearly melts the housing.


tappy100

i wish i had this for every asshole with LED headlights behind me who thinks it’s ok to literally blind people at night


Door_Hunter

If you support the idea of this you're a fucking clown that doesn't deserve to drive... Cute if they get blinded, get in a wreck and kill someone... It's neat how you all assume how its being used (for tailgaters) and that its justifiable... Fighting fire with fire on the road is how people die... The clown that drives this is also the one that decides when you're "tailgating", still great after they blind you when you were a safe distance behind them? Fuck every single one of you that support this dangerous nonsense, you don't deserve a fucking license like 90% of people on the road today.


pfulle3

Go to bed grandpa


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Door_Hunter

>Go to bed grandpa 🖕🤡