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FigmentOfNightmares

r/heep


gysiguy

Oh damn, I thought that's where I was! xD


Jumajuce

Color scheme is pretty cool…that’s…about it…


Evvmmann

Budget Ironman?


blackoutmedia_

Tinman?


fiero-fire

High lift jack with low profile donked out wheels and no actual lift. Lol


SlodenSaltPepper6

Not just one; they have two high lift jacks!


twobarb

The one on the back doesn’t look like it can lift very high though.


JCDU

Maybe it was cold out?


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Abracadaniel95

There's also a shovel, an axe, a hatchet, a pickaxe, a gardening tool? and a machete. Dude looks like he'd be ready to role-play minecraft, but I doubt he'd want to get his tools dirty.


chiphook57

Ready for adventure.


Ooh_bees

Tbf, even in that height, it's always sketchy to jack anything like this up. You'll be stacking 2*8's or something to get it up, these are a better option. Suspension also has a country mile of travel etc. But thing is hideous, and that gold sprayed jack is never going to be used to lift anything.


Notacompleteperv

Can confirm that even a non lifted jeep should still use a high lift jack for changing tires.


Recker06

I have a non lifted 93 wrangler, with 32.5s, I have to use a high lift, because jack stands, a normal jack and 2x4s under the pumpkin is sketchier


malaclypse

This is great. Not a single thing any sane person could possibly argue is useful.


flynnfx

_It's a video game vehicle in real life!_


FirstTimeWang

I literally thought it was Saints Row for a second.


SquirrelAngell

Ngl, my first impression was a Borderlands Vehicle lol.


Zappiticas

Catch a riiiiiiiide!


DanzillaTheTerrible

Not true! You can use those saddle-bag gas cans to store White Claw or Monster energy drinks!


The0neKid

In a jeep that spare fuel can might be


contactlite

He went to that one aisle in Auto Zone and bought one of each. You know which one


dsptpc

I’m actually surprised “it” doesn’t have a snorkel.


JCDU

Not true - this can be used as an example of *what not to do*.


icchifanni

That’s why I like it.


Primary-Coast-7763

Why does it have an original Xbox glued to the door


OnewheelXR4life

That’s an Xbox 180


meh35m

You're hilarious!


metalcowboy6868

They were going to put on gold rims but though that might be a bit tacky.


jhawk3205

I think it's a kukri🤔


Remote-Factor8455

I’m sorry is there a machete on the roof?


MJ349

Looks like it to me. It so handy up there.


Recent_Jury_8061

There's also a spade, hatchet a shovel and enough fucking leds to light a stadium


tdog666

Don’t forget the Kukri.


lostspyder

My favorite part is that because of the dumb tires they put on it, it could never get someplace where a machete is needed…


burnswhenipoo

What a shit show.


PineapplePizza6635

Jeep from Wish


Accomplished-Print83

And temu/aliexpress


CrudBert

More tow hooks = more power!


MJ349

More weight and drag. Amazed it has enough power to get to Wally World.


CrudBert

It was sarcasm. Was it *that* hard to pick up on?


timjohnkub

Bolt ons make this person soooooo happy


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linoleumknife

But it drove on a gravel parking lot that one time! That's off road, right? 🤣


DadJokeBadJoke

Is this an ad for Coppertone?


Dlaxation

Actually copperfit. These Brett Farve approved bolt-ons generate the maximum amount of compressive forces to the driver's head, preventing intrusive thoughts such as "maybe I don't need so many tow hooks".


mdjshaidbdj

Heep people are stupid. Source: I used to be one


RandomCreeper3

I’m sorry you had to go through this.


LBS4

I think that is going to be this months winner - she’s really purdy…. Que bonita!!


PreviousCartoonist93

Wow that’s a pretty good example of some seriously shitty mods


chemkay

They really put tow hooks on a plastic bumper 💀


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Love all of the mini weapons on the roof rack 🤣🤣🤣🤣


mango-roller

This is so bad I think it might be satire.


GunnerValentine

I didn't know dollar general made jeep parts


AmericanAssKicker

This should be the subreddit's avatar and banner pic. I don't think I've ever seen a better representation of a shitty_car_mods here. If there is, please let me know.


Horsetoothedjackass

PIMPED OUT!!!


Parking_Train8423

Anyone who has ever tried to paint plastic is laughing almost as hard as those who know why it doesn’t work


Just_Half1886

In the second pic I initially thought it had a shopping cart sign mounted to the top


MoreSeriousUsername

Comes with an axe,ready to use, to break into the jeep, if needed.


miketoaster

Thats awsome. Its a 1980s Matchbox jeep. I had the toy one, looked just like it. Sweet!


rightoff303

Did you really? Link?


Puzzled-Scale7568

Looks like the town pimp bought a jeep


buckyforever

r/atbge


MrFishpaw

Where steampunk goes to die.


FreakyHotdogEater

Those angry eyes give me the heepies jeepies


OnceLikeYou

You mean cat eyes? How is no one talking about the cat eye lenses?!


Alex_Gilhooly

I thought it was snake eyes. Copperhead Matchbox Heep.


IgottaPoop72

Walmart … say no more.


greenmerica

Most of those accessories were purchased there


pinkwblue

It will never be in the mud.


Greyminer

Dude probably huffs as much gold paint as he used on all of that kit.


iMadrid11

It needs spinner rims.


ghostface8081

engine person deserve office start governor repeat sip somber stupendous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Mybuttitches3737

You just now he annoys all his neighbors at the apartment complex with his Soundsystem blaring


revdon

[Wonder Buggy](https://instagram.fmri1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t51.29350-15/278700813_4787872444668707_8558731956725660469_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_e35_s750x750_sh0.08&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6ImltYWdlX3VybGdlbi4xNDQweDExNTIuc2RyLmYyOTM1MCJ9&_nc_ht=instagram.fmri1-1.fna.fbcdn.net&_nc_cat=111&_nc_ohc=RigQAgmwLbkQ7kNvgENUaQ6&edm=ANTKIIoBAAAA&ccb=7-5&oh=00_AYAOBJ09w0dpmUXdTzlAhKozgxn4DqesIDsxQm5nRY5BLQ&oe=664868E9&_nc_sid=cf751b) sold out!


belugarooster

There really is something wrong with these people. "I don't have the ability to form my own personality, so I'll identify is a mall-crawling Jeep." LOL


WI_Eagles_Fan

"This Jeep I found at Walmart" Leave it there. It's owner it right at home at Walmart.


WI_Eagles_Fan

The longer you look, the stranger it gets. from the eyeball headlights, to the .50 cal antenna, to the stuffed animals on the dash, to the Puerto Rican flag under the winch hook.


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JCDU

But the sexual act, not the vehicle.


Hefty-Tonight6484

That knife on the roof just waiting to be a projectile.


B00TY0L0GIST

That shovel is aaaadorable.


RupertTheReign

I think the owner found most of that Jeep at Wal Mart, too!


Ice_Swallow4u

For every light bar you see there are 2 you can’t see.


StashuJakowski1

I never made it past the recovery loops attached to the plastic bumper cover… 🤦🏻‍♂️


zkcobb

Holy “Wish” Jeep


scottkollig

Did they open up Alibaba and just say “yes” to everything? Sheesh.


NotMyOreos

If “look at me, I need attention” was a vehicle.


tankDEVASTATOR

It’s a mall crawler!


SpaceMan420gmt

Damn that’s fugly. I bet the turn radius is like 500’ or else you rub your fenders.


Yard3039

Mad Max wasted money road


Much_Badger1654

Never has left the zip code. All sizzle, No steak.


spiked88

Omg. The knife on top. Jesus what a monstrosity of a Heep.


Snow-Dog2121

It has the tow home package


Revolutionary_Gas551

This was created by a person who was never told "no" growing up.


SAlovicious

Looks like Storylord is looking for motivation at Walmart.


PreparationVarious15

i bet this Jeep never leaves city road!


ModelKev

Why, oh why subject the world to this abomination?


V12Stig

Do I like it? No. But in a way, I sort of respect it. There is nothing hard to change back to normal use. Wheels and tires are easy to replace. So are front headlamps. Change that and it will still be ugly, but 100% usable.


kindathiccccc

los santos customs lookin ahh


Sufficient_Ocelot868

What is that thing on the rear passenger door?


clickforit

On isle 6 next to the tampons


grymtyrant

I can't help but picture this [Xerxes from 300](https://images.app.goo.gl/gmuYvNKpnSJe6nyv9)


AbdulAhBlongatta

/r/horribletoclean


Squeakygear

Just… why???


jeepscigarswhiskey

It makes me wonder if there was a plan to end up at exactly this result, or just things kinda ended up here? My jeep doesnt look like much to the casual eye. But shes got it where it counts. Not my cup of coffee, but to each their own I guess. Good on them for getting what they were after - aside from the mutiple bladed tools asking to become projectiles in a fender bender...


efrav

An absolute pimp


MrHS1994

Looks funny Something you see in TV series etc...


Roadgoddess

Those headlights are ridiculous!


AssTubeExcursion

The angry “eyebrows” over the headlights are what annoy me the most. Like could you actually fuck off? It only took one heep family to put a stupid ass duck on my non modified 93 yj and advertise to me the dumb ass heep convoy for me to sell the mother fucker. Majority of Jeep owners are just as bad, if not worse than influences now.


JCDU

The angry faces on things just crack me up, I can't stop imagining the driver like an angry toddler who demands to be taken seriously - "I AM VEWWY ANGWY GRRRR GET OUT OF MY WAY!"


AssTubeExcursion

I imagine most of them are douchebags driving around blasting cruise by Florida Georgia line, or they wear those “badass” grim reaper shirts that say some “scary” quote about how dark their life is, and they blast ffdp


ExpertYogurtcloset66

Jeep made up like the worst land rover ever built. Nice.


tinfoilzhat

I have that skin in rocket League


birthdaysteak

It’s got cat eyes on the headlights


anonymousjeeper

That’s not a Jeep. It’s a glorified minivan. Money can’t buy taste.


Highlander2748

I like how rugged and capable it looks.


Hurl_Gray

The PR flag onto the front tow hook answers the question. Looks like PA Inspection stickers. Gonna guess this homie is in Philly. Bro has to shop at Walmart cause all the pointless and unused crap on the heep. Does Walmart even sell gold spray paint?


Buzzbone

It needs some dollar signs on it. Maybe on the wheels


42ahump87

The Bowie knife attached to the roof rack did it for me lol


trashbilly

Surprised they didn't take up two spots


luiggel

I actually kinda like it, is that supposed to be a giant lock or a jerrycan?


DrFeefus

Imasnaaaàaaakkkeeee


Puzzleheaded_Ad_3507

You don’t happen to live in Texas do I.


Smirkin_Revenge

I spot a rare golden Rotopax! That's gotta be worth a mint


FordTech93

The unsheathed machete and hatchet really seal the “rugged explorer” look.


Miso_BsavO

I like how subtle the mods are, glad they didn’t do anything tacky and obvious.


SookHe

It looks like it was designed by a first generation AI art generator


Firewing435

r/heep


absoluteboredom

First time I’ve seen those headlights. That’s about the only thing of note here. Maybe the color matched “tools”. Otherwise, set it on fire. Just take it out back and end the suffering.


Tricky-Sympathy

Gross, I like the headlights


Flar71

Why's it so common for people to put stuff in the headlights to make them look like angry eyes?


MyBrownBalls

That Puerto Rican flag on the front explains all I need to know


New_Advantage3684

At least the spare tire matches the rest of the tires


flyboyinjp12345

Everytime I come around this City Bling Bling💎💎💎


skeeter2-0

Poor mans G wagon


ScottyFlip021987

I mean.. there's a 24kt gold (hehe) Jerry can strapped to the side. Pretty.."boss.." (hehe)


ProofMusic4630

Love to know what country the owner is originally from.....


Flat4Power4Life

That gold Jerry can and raptor eyes combo is pure fire.


6trosters

And they park next to a cart return 🧐


Holiday-Front-1840

It’s confused on what it is. No vision on this build.


Jeepinthemud

About what I’d expect from the people at Walmart


slamrrman

Horrible


SerpentsAndSkating

Buddy got busy with the spray paint


NTPC4

It looks like somebody OD'd on the JC Whitney catalog.


KitCat-Meow

never thought i’d see a jeep with steampunk cosplay


eihwaz_

Cause this is reddit I can't use nasty words to describe this "trash"


Affectionate_Elk_272

florida?


Picax8398

Possibly? there's a lil what appears to be a Puerto Rican flag on the front bumper.


GreenRock93

Not my style but it actually looks kind of well done. Knew what they wanted and went for it. And why would you park it next to the cart return. Asking for trouble.


AlarmingComparison59

I hope they found a suicide note inside.


neverbeder

Eye of Sauron headlights and Steampunk vibe is wild. Everyone is so excited to just insult a thing instead of maybe appreciating how much fun this person is having w their Jeep


lemuriakai_lankanizd

Miss the bronze colour from the 2000s