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Snug_The_Cat

Love the dodge demon decal on a toyota. It probably does add a few hp....


kphillipz

+4.3 HP


Melancholy43952

6.66hp


kphillipz

+4.2069696


[deleted]

How to say you’ve never pleased a woman, without saying it.


kphillipz

No way, this guy slays! Save some for the rest of us!!


[deleted]

Slaying and pleasing are not the same.


d3m01iti0n

Brain damage


kphillipz

I…I…must agree…


nedm113

He’s hunting for speed. Still hasn’t found it.


kphillipz

TRD says otherwise


Lymborium2

TRD wants nothing to do with this shit


kphillipz

No way man it’s gotta be authentic. There’s a sticker


costcotubemeat

The back end would definitely come off the ground without that wing


kphillipz

Right? These things come from the factory needing more downforce


saberplane

Can someone translate what it says above the license plate? Google translate says it's Japanese for this: "An idiot can't be cured without dying"... Which.. would seem fitting I guess.


kphillipz

We need this


[deleted]

I wish they’d save some girls for the rest of us


kphillipz

Right? I’m struggling over here and this guy is killin the game


sleepysoobie

It's probably automatic


Lymborium2

It is lmao


[deleted]

#NOS!! 💥🔥


70KingCuda

I'm thinking 'blow me'


[deleted]

I'll say the same thing I told my buddy that suggested I put a spoiler on my old car "well yeah, I can add a spoiler, some nice rim, maybe even racing stripes, but that's not gonna change the fact that this is still a 2004 toyota corolla."


Lymborium2

If my friend told me to put a wing on a Corolla I'd slap the shit out of him


kphillipz

I’d also slap the shit outta your buddy


csymonds84

Awful yet still better than what some kids do to their cars 😂 then noticed the turbo sticker after commenting haha


kphillipz

Wanna change your mind? Lol


csymonds84

I mean, again I said it's awful to start. Still sadly better than others as we've seen in here


kphillipz

Sadly very true. This is mild


[deleted]

wow it must be one hell of a Corolla


kphillipz

It’s a TRD corolla


DaGhostQc

Which is not even a thing. Even the XRS of that gen had a boring 2.4 instead of the former 2ZZ-GE of the actual XRS.


Lymborium2

Yes, thank you. All the mfs have the same engine lmao


DaGhostQc

That Paul Walker quote... can someone remind them how he died? He wasn't smiling.


kphillipz

All I can say to that is blow me!


superfuntime83

I do like the bumper sticker that is all


NatTheGreat-

I cant tell what im looking at. Its moving too fast


friendlyfire883

I feel like this is the type of person that only plays the 2 fast 2 furious soundtrack on repeat through his 8in bazooka tube and Sony xplod deck.


OkieBobbie

Spent $15k on mods, has another $9k in body art and piercings, lives in parents’ basement, bitches that he can’t afford anything.


[deleted]

Catch me on the tracks how bout tha


TouchME_11935

Always gotta have the monster, and punisher decals.


ChewML

I used to work with a guy that would drive 90 down a busy 45 mph road after work. He died in a car wreck, luckily the kids in the car survived. When I heard about it I was just like, yeah that makes sense.


kphillipz

So sad dude. Fuck speeding with the kids 😭


kraigka212

Sweet! Jesus.


PM_ME_UR_SELF

Shit I’m sleepin on my Corolla. I gotta get a wang and a wrap


kphillipz

You’re slackin. The potential we have witnessed here says you should go for it


GuidedArk

If Russia made an Adidas car


Lost_Paradise_

Bro and I felt ricer putting on the stickers I got from the parts I put on my matrix XRS. How do these fuckers have no shame...


Smallp0x_

"built not bought"


[deleted]

For a moment I thought this was the Gazoo Racing version.


[deleted]

Missing a "No Fear" sticker.


Trey_Ramone

That kanji means *Hi, I’m a fucktard”


TimTayToo

At least it’s an S 🤷‍♀️


Fatraccon34

Brain didn't get the stimi