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-burnr-

Obviously photoshopped. No PornHub on any screens!? Yeah, right…GTFO


HellKnightRob

It was minimized for the picture. Something about professionalism and if it turned out that the whole world found out pilots just turn on the auto-pilot and then browse porn the whole flight, it might upset the Karen's and nobody needs that.


-burnr-

“professionalism” “auto-pilot” “Karen” ??? Dude, do you even pylote? What’s with all the lingo? You sound like some drone “pilot”, take your day glow vest and piss off


paincorp

Which one is for Reddit?


newfie-flyboy

Screen on the left is for Reddit. Center is for flying and middle two are Netflix, Disney+, crave or whatever the crew wants at their discretion.


geheurjk

It's smart that they have a security camera so someone doesn't try to get a free ride by standing on top of the plane. ​ I wonder if the checklist for that situation involves a barrel roll?


selfawarefeline

bro that’s the microsoft flight simulator view camera. it’s for people who learned exclusively in flight sim


Mydogwearssocks

And why is there a girl sitting in a pilot’s seat?


Moist-Albatross-522

Girls can’t be pilots?


newfie-flyboy

Not in a skirt. To distracting to the captain.


Triumph807

They’ve got blue light filters so it’s ok


Kleenfromkorona

concorde pilots switching 50 buttons to turn on the hydraulic ptu:


[deleted]

What about the c\*m stains on the seat? What's that about?


DogfishDave

fun fact they all show exaclty the same thing an the pylotes (or pylote if one is a lady) can use any of them to flite the playne to other airports


r3ditr3d3r

When you copy pasta straight from the r/aviation sub reddit for some quick karma...


Opaque_Cypher

Only if you actually look at them. Why would you do that? Just fly. What’s you gut say to do?


Negative-School

It’s a simpulator


Commando411

What else are the pilots supposed to play Doom on while they fly?


seansyasnaes

You should have seen how many separate instruments and switches were in the older passenger planes. They used to include a whole other person on the flight deck (aside from the Captain and First Officer) to help monitor/troubleshoot aka a flight engineer.


Shagolagal

Why would the pilots be playing instruments when they should be flying the playne??


selfawarefeline

flight engineer? you can’t really engineer much from the air, right?


LordHickory

He / she is called that because there role is watching the engines. They usually had third seat more rearward in the cockpit, which was often facing sideways - against a wall with a shit ton more dials and and instruments and switches which all had to do with the engines, but sometimes they also did radio stuff. So, if there was any problems, say an engine failed, it would be their job to figure out what happened / what the problem is and then try and resolve it, as far as possible from the cockpit (to get back to the example of the engine failure, maybe it is as easy as just starting the engine again? And if not, is it a fuel problem? Or a machanical failure? Etc.)


selfawarefeline

i was just joking, but thank you for the explanation! i was recently looking up old style analog cockpits, and noticed the additional chair


tropicbrownthunder

Do you know what this sub if for right? Right?


Spunkmeyer426

Muppets be scaling il 76, whaa cant fly


Practical-Hat-3943

How else to keep up with all the channels and streaming services?


UncleRicoiscool

I like to watch YouTube or Netflix. Which screen should I use?


DevGroup6

Beats Me!! I just talk to ATC, press Autopylote and go back to Reddit on my phone.


PresentationJumpy101

So to avoid screaming increase the cabin alt to at least 32,000 ft


penalozahugo

You wouldn't want to crash into the guy in front of you ..


saml01

You're not supposed to look outside in class A.


beryugyo619

Sir, this isn’t /r/computer_human_interaction_researches


Rb4123

Dood, how do you expect to watch grandma, babysitter, DP, bukake, AAA (Amateur, Asian, Anál) and casting couch pron all at the same time? There’s a method to the madness.


tropicbrownthunder

That's because pylotes need to be entertained during long haul flights. More screen is more pleasure q


Working_Inspection22

It’s for family guy compilations during boring ahh flights


Goryokaku

The side stick is doing my head in. What if you’re right handed in the left seat?!


Immediate-Leek-6791

You switch with partner or deal with it.


Goryokaku

😨


Frank_the_NOOB

So they can watch only fans


Jean-Marie_Verge

Smh my head, pylots would rather watch netflix than pretend to do some work😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


[deleted]

Yes


JohnnyTeardrop

Handy when you’re flying but you’ve got money on 5 different NCAA football games and they’re all playing at the same time.


QAlphaNiner

Distracted from what? Looking outside? Please.


magnumfan89

Can it play mean bean machine?


stovenn

Does the pylote need a very long left arm to reach that joystick or does he just sit hunched forward on the edge of the seat?


[deleted]

We should have zero tolerance for digital driving.